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It’s better to have fanservice on extremely side-characters, because Koihime has a reputation to protect!

Yes, I am back after a long period of “greenery”. By any stroke of genius, it is always very important after two weeks of inactivity to write something that is generally nonsensical to get yourself back into writing stride. Koihime clearly fits the bill with the introduction of two new characters that are hilariously transited well in the world of ecchi anime. Actually, just one, since the other hot-mama Huang Zhong seemed like an one-shot appearance.

Anyway, we have Sun Shang Xiang who is just another word for loli tyrannic bait. I guess it is to cater to those anime fans who likes those annoying loli brats that orders everyone around. I cannot see the fascination for this, but I guess to each his own. It’s just the same reason why I have this love for spunky shoujo characters that no one appreciates that much: aka Kyoko-sama of Skip Beat. You can tell that this entry is a blatant attempt to contain my excitement over Skip Beat!

Rubbish aside, Episode 9 is waiting to be smashed to smithereens once more. How dare they trivialize the rivalry between Xiahou Dun and Guan Yu into mere …jealousy on the bed?

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Zhuge Liang is a loli. Woo Woo Woo~

Do I sound like I am extremely happy with the appearance of Zhuge Liang? If you think I am due to the caption of the first image, you are bloody right. I completely adore this show due to this episode because it has made the side of me where I have this sickened and twisted dislike of the Shu faction extremely happy.

Yes, I am happy. Care to find out why?

P/s: I do not want to make a new entry for this, but I will be missing after the 16th of August for two weeks. There will not be any entries, as I am going off for a forced vacation without Internet. I also apologize for my late replies recently on comments, due to my extremely crazy 10 hour work days for the past two weeks. Case in point: I went to work at 7 am, and only reached home at a whooping 10 pm. Work can kill any interest.

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Just to make it more human-friendly, it’s time to throw in the chibi right at the start.

All right. Before anyone starts to criticize me as a wimp that has too little hate (compared to the amount of sarcasm for the previous three blog posts on Koihime), I must say that there is a proper reason why the hate is not strong in this one. There’s almost zero fanservice that always helps to push the grade book from a F- to a D+. Admittedly, that is still a big score, but still it’s an improvement. In addition, their ability to make me laugh uncontrollably over the appearance of a certain man above men is canny, and I cannot resist the nervous laughter over the appearance of the tyrant, Dong Zhuo.

Yes, it is that awesomely wrong that I cannot stop laughing at all. Here’s to Episode 5: The first episode without any blatant fanservice. Is this Koihime or the All-ages version of Ren Ai Koihime? For something completely out of point, Hinano is now officially banned from drawing any more Impz fan-art. The more she draws, the more it becomes more ecchi. Soon, she will make a whole set of HCGs of Impz. That, by the way, is fricking scary.

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Good thing about bishoujos in an ecchi show: They can always have a loli past.

As Ma Chao realizes that she will be written off the script for a while, before they bring her back to the overall picture of sex, debauchery and utter lies of Koihime, she decided that it is time for another Ma Chao-centric episode, where they discuss about the murder of her father by Cao Cao.

Anyway, before I go on, let me just say that Koihime is hardly at the levels of the fanservice anime (what I call total piece of sexual fanservice crap) Kanokon, but it might just beat the shit out of it if it goes on this journey of sexual exploration of the same-gender. Honestly, why in the holy hell am I blogging this? This is Calawain’s territory out and out, but who cares. I want to talk about my ROTK, while spewing scorn over this series.

So, let’s go on with my partial rant cum (no, not trying to be funny) episodic summary of episode 4 - The Ma Chao vs Cao Cao episode.

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And this is supposed to be the gallant and proud warrior, Ma Chao. O…kay.

As expected, the attention loli whore Zhang Fei (or Rin rin for all you sick freaks who watch this for the loli fanservice) decided that it is way too much for the huge mammalian creatures to dominate the screen. It is a sad thing that they DO occupy too much space sometimes, which is why Zhang Fei decided to use power against power.

Today, our harem member to capture is Ma Chao from Liangzhou, the north-western part of China. Liangzhou (modern day Wuwei) was famous in the Three Kingdoms Era for their wild horses that gallops in the huge plains and the strong horsemen who were well trained to calm down these beasts. If you know your geography well, Liangzhou borders on Mongolia, a place with huge plains that requires horse-riding to get to anywhere.

Anyway, no one reading this cares about cool history. So let’s go and have some hate love on Episode 3.

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You know something is wrong when Zhao Yun, the courageous warrior that struck fear in the Three Kingdoms Era, strikes more fear in me due to the large boobs in sight.

Due to the fact that I am very spiteful that many of my favorite historical/fictional heroes have been mutilated into lolis, MILF and huge breasted bishoujos, the second series I am going to blog will be Koihime. It is also known as the show with no between, because it is either that the females are flat and short, or that you can actually use the boobs as a footrest.

Anyway, we continue the story where Guan Yu and Zhang Fei (there is no way I am going to use the Japanese names for the characters) decided to have their jade flower agreement and conquer all the different assortment of fighting big breasted bishoujos/MILFs and DFC lolis in this world. When you catch them all, this collection of an all female harem will result in the most powerful brothel of the world: Romance of the Three Koihime-crap.

Next harem target: Zhao Yun, one of the five tiger generals, who has turned into another cleavage bouncing blue haired bishoujo.

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