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I watched yet another series recommended by Impz and for my own sanity, please don’t ask how long it took me to finish Zero no Tsukaima. I was doing so well marathoning it, too! But alas, things beyond my control came my way and I finished it in [censored].

Anyway, let me digress to the matter at hand! When I started watching the first episode, I immediately thought, “A Harry Potter clone?

All important kiss. Saito X Louise forever.

End of summary.

Just kidding.

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Ok, this is the second last episode before ZnT ends. Yes, I know that it already ended in Japan but the fact that I do not have the 133t skills of Hinano which I used for my preview on the next episode showing on Japan means I will present the sub version! She provides sweet and short summaries on the run, so yea

That said, the episode summary goes something like Louise getting tsundere over Saito after kissing him in the rescue. Saito then chatted up with the hot meido, Siesta and went to her house after realizing that there is something of a dragon. The dragon was in fact a Japanese zero, an old aeroplane. They got it back and it seemed that Saito could get back to Earth if he used the plane to travel into the lunar eclipse.

However, if you are watching for the intense plot in ZnT, I really wonder which kind of alien you are. Of course, we do not CARE ABOUT THE PLOT. We care (at least I care) mostly about the Siesta x Saito x Louise. Yes, I hear you Jessica fans but MU RI, louise x saito forever!!! I will not listen to any other blasphemy!!!

Hence, I present to you, the greatest discovery of all time. Yes, you have been expecting it (I know you don’t, but assume you do!), the MANY FACES OF LOUISE!!! Yes, our tsundere lead that has turned heads over her small pantsu, her flat chest and her larger than life whip!

Let me, Impz, present all 17 faces!

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1. The search for pantsu look!

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WAHAHAHA, SIESTA FANS, YOU ARE OWNED! Read that, Louise has gotten Saito’s kiss! Wahahaha, isn’t it sweet that Saito has a closet fetish to flat-chested and tsundere gals? Yes, this is the episode where Louise goes from a shift of “YES, I WANT TO MARRY YOU, WARD-SAMA <3″ to a completely sweet “No, I dont want to marry you, you paedophile lolitron!”.

Of course, our dear Saito would save our lady from her crisis and collect her actively as the official harem member that would be sealed with a kiss. Yes, in harems, there’s an unspoken rule that when a girl kissed the main male lead, they will stay in love with him forever.

Yes, even if he bedded a girl that was the sister of his ex-girlfriend. So cool to have such stupidity dedication to a man, don’t we. I am breaking the mood a little, so rather than having a warped episode summary, I would highlight the major high points of this episode.

GO, SAITO, GO! THE DEFINING SIX STEPS TO A SUPERHERO!

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Poor young Louise, she had lost her childhood at such a tender age. Her future had been tainted even before she realised it. She had been brain-controlled by the evil Ward from a very young age.

Woe to LOUISE!!!

A long long time, even before the creation of Dumbiedore land and whatever land that magic works and we do not have the fricking Internet to surf porn, a front runner in the field of paedology had appeared in the whole of ZnT.

He is Ward-san, a secret level 10 lolitron under the document of the paedometer. He had been a forefather in the invention of such a sophiscated equipment and had bestowed to us, the act of a complete lolitron. That sick and disgusting forefather of paedology would do anything to get the cute dere-dere Louise into his harem.

That sick pervert.

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Do you not love such a cute character above when she looks at you with such a lonely, teary look?

Your willpower must be made of iron steel if you can resist her attempts to bring you onto the bed. That is the strange infliction of immunity and sudden righteousness of harem males. I mean, you see Saito being completely pervie most of the times. However, when the girl throws herself on him, he evades it.

What the hell!

I mean, if it’s me, i will happily fall into temptation with Louise and her…Never mind, this is sounding wrong once again from a maligned person like me who is called a lolicon when I am clearly not one. Yes, that’s right, I AM NOT A LOLICON!

This series is getting so good that it will not serve justice if I wrote just a parody of it. The moe Louise was incredibly cute, and I kept replaying the scenes where she was flirting so much with Saito. It was just so cute to see her showering Saito with all the love that she got and we all knew that she already felt that liking for Saito, even without the love potion.

Anyway, i will go with a part-parody, part-story flow…Ermm…Whatever, i will just write random rubbish until I get to the end of the whole summary. Read it for some reason. I think. Yea, reading it is fun, I promise (or not).

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P/s The views of this warped writer is completely fictional and has well nothing to do with the series. Even though it might sound so real that it should be accepted as the true fact, it is false. Please remember that well. Thanks.

“But Saito-san is not the type that will do something perverted” – Siesta.

Wow, if some hot gal is stripping in front of me and telling me that, I will go insane. Like insane.

Greatest understatement of the year in the world of anime. Man, I sometimes wish I am Saito. Having a hot meido gal, a feisty master who is cute, an extremely cute princess and a big chested redneck that cannot wait to bury your head on her valleys. I mean seriously, what has Saito have to complain about? Every single gal wants to have him and the fact that he has all the time to touch Louise’s boobs (yea, she is flat) makes me feel like killing him.

You know, i wish he appreciates it more. In fact, I bet he is appreciating the fact that he is able to go on a horseride so often with Louise. I mean, it is like a free ride (pun intended). Btw, Mr. Admin might do a proper review for this ZnT by editting in this post, so if you cannot stand the stupidity here (which begs the question, why the hell are you watching ZnT?), you can wait for him.

Cynical and politically-incorrect comments to prove that Saito was planning for this coming right up!

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