Seriously, I want the anime to go on. But it’s also good news to me too as I’ll be away from THAT for about a week or two to continue mugging for my upcoming papers (Unless you want me to pass, I’ll fail all my papers big time and you won’t be able to hear my voices for LIFE). I won’t be writing any first impressions for the anime series I’m picking up, but I’ll be back and I’m positive about it. Probably I’ll write only a few episodes of Vampire Knight Guilty that I like or hate, and go on writing other series before I leave THAT again for my major papers. (I’m not quitting, so rest assured.)

It sucks when World Destruction (anime) ends. Especially you’re used to it writing the entire series (in every single episode) for 13 weeks and you’ve enjoyed it. Let’s get on with my last words for the last episode and get over it…no, I won’t end it, I’ll make another post regarding the game and some misc. stuff! Yay! Guess I’m not the only Toppi-centric person around in the blog, HOORAY KUMAAAAA! Unfortunately Toppi only have a few screen moments in the last episode, sob! Agan and Naja are almost nonentities in the anime series, but in the game that’s a different story. They didn’t even let us see what they are in the past. ARHH!

Random Guy: Reverse Vampire has gone bonkers. Ignore her.

Got to love this episode, but the ending seems rushed and you’ll have a sense of unsatisfactory after watching it. But I’ll go on with ranting about the ending after the entire post ends but the progress was uber awesome. Let’s get on and see what happens after our destroyers are surrounded by members of the World Salvation Committee.

Kirie: (Gives rose to Ri A) Marry me.
Ri A: (Jumps with joy!) I DOOOOO!!!!!
Naja: Erm, Ri A, what are you talking about?
Ri A: (Blushes with embarrassment and realized that it was a dream.)

So we have a young Ri A crying alone in the Dragon Valley and Kirie (With his hair peach) came over and gives her a rose. That was when Ri A has a little crush on him (And by looking at episode 2 and 8, you’ll see her blushing in Kirie’s presence) until Naja woke her up in the Cave of Dreams. Naja, too, see the illusions of the past while in the cave and explained that saving Ri A was easy, even though she was in the Dragon race. Meanwhile our destroyers are surrounded by our fellow World Salvation Committee soldiers and that idiot Eagleman who does nothing but bosses his minions around like slaves. Asking where the Destruct is, our destroyers had no clue what he was talking about.

Idiot. Go ask that Dr. Alligator for it. He’s a BIG FAT LIAR!

With his (even) bigger robot interfering the ‘interrogation’, Dr. Alligator arrives at the wrong right time to pass on the Destruct Code to Eagleman, tricking him that Kirie has got something to do with the Destruct Code secrets. Going after Kirie only, he blasts his uber nuclear missiles at Kirie, while Morte has a tiff with Eagleman and our Lord Toppi kicking the asses off the white-clad soldiers.

Yes, Dr. Alligator has cleaner teeth this time rather than having that yellow stains back in episode 11. Yuck

While this was happening, Ri A told Naja about meeting Kirie at the Dragon Valley when she was about a 100 years old and Kirie happens to cheer her up from a fall but wonders why Kirie still looks the same when hundreds of years has passed by. As what Ri A know that only Dragons has the longest lifeline, Naja wonders if Kirie is a from the Dragon Race (No. You jumped to conclusions) but Ri A rebutted that if he is from the Dragon Race she would have sensed it by the first time she saw Kirie when he cheer her up back at the valley.

Haha, pwned by a chibi kuma! That teaches you never the meddle with little bears, Dr. Alligator?

Meanwhile when our destroyers are running away of their lives, Dr, Alligator wants to grab Kirie to let him know of the Destruct Code secrets (Liar. Fat. Liar.) and before he got caught by the clutches of the robots, Toppi, again, saves the day and pwned the alligator with his mighty kicks. Don’t ever think about mess around with Toppi, ever. Morte finally manages to steal the Destruct Code from Eagleman and then makes their escape in the Cave of Dreams. Toppi asked Kirie about the secrets of the Destruct Code but he has no clue about it but thinks that Morte is not holding the real Destruct Code. Morte protested that it was no lie that her brother left the Destruct Code to her. Kirie made an interesting point on the Destruct Code: If Dr. Alligator has struggled so far to get the orb, why did he return to our destroyers in the first place? Getting chased after by soldiers, Eagleman uses one of his soldiers’ guns and fired a missile at Kirie, but missed, causing the cave to explode and Kirie falling in a hole.

Uh no…BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!1

Kirie then travels back into his dreams at where the World Salvation Committee starts attacking the Golden Lions and sees people getting killed in the process of defeating the beastmen. He got into the part where Reiben was running to Kirie (In the past. From now on, I’m referring to the Kirie with peach hair as Past Kirie.), asking him why he was still staying here as if things aren’t happening. Past Kirie replies by saying that he wants to stay in the place for a little longer (He takes life to be worthless…hmm…), wanting to see if Reiben can change the world. As his comrades called out for Reiben, he leaves, Past Kirie asking the Kirie that we always knew about the Destruct Code. The Destruct Code that Morte was carrying all along was not the real one, but it was cut off by the invasion of the soldiers before he revealed the real Destruct Code.

At the same time, Toppi has awoken from the explosion and wakes Morte up, and realized that they were captured by the World Salvation Committee. Eagleman comes with a sword this time and ask Morte on the secrets of the Destruct Code, with the (fake) Destruct Code now in his hands. Morte doesn’t know what the secrets of the Destruct Code was and Eagleman will beat Morte and Toppi up till they confess.

Ahh! Eagleman is going to rape us!

As Kirie is rewatching the scene where Reiben was killed in the explosion, Past Kirie kneel down at the dead Reiben and Kirie that we know now touches the Destruct Code to get all his past memories back from the beginning of the world till the present. Back at the bottom of the caves, Kirie was awaken…with his powers back. (Yay! Finally, a badass Kirie!)

Finally, Kirie fans, we have him turned badass for the first time! (Faints)

As Ri A and Naja are running out of the rumbles in the cave, they saw a changed Kirie standing right in front of them. Naja asked Kirie if Kirie himself is the real Destruct Code that will destroy the world. Dr. Alligator make his entrance, supporting the fact that Kirie, himself is the Destruct Code. He then asked Alligator the whereabouts of Toppi and Morte, mocking Eagleman to be such a fool to ask Morte and Toppi of the secrets of the Destruct Code. Wanting Kirie to come with him, Ri A and Naja attacks Dr. Alligator, while Kirie has teleport himself into the World Salvation Committee ship. It was hilarious when Ri A swings Dr. Alligator around till he dies.

Kirie has gone to save Toppi and Morte.

Rushing to save his friends, he rushes to Toppi and Morte and kills them by turning them into sand as Morte was still being interrogated by Eagleman to find out the secrets of the Destruct Code. Kirie has his grand opening at last, pushing Eagleman away from his path and unties Morte. Telling them to run away as far as possible, Kirie tells Morte not to take the orb anymore as he reveals the truth that the orb is only a medium of his memories and he is the REAL Destruct Code… (Creepy feeling)

Asking more questions, Morte wonders why Kirie was talking like that and explains that he met Reiben back at the Golden Lions, rebelling against the World Salvation Committee and the Destruct Code that Reiben refers to was actually Kirie. He was caught up in the explosion and lost his memories in the process. The medium then was passed to Reiben’s hands and Morte took over as the new owner of the Destruct Code. Forgetting everything he remembers except his name, he went over to another place and met Morte and Toppi in the process. Witnessing all the memories Kirie has over the last thousand of years, (It is confirmed that Kirie’s probably immortal) he holds the power to reset the world and when someone has the wish to destroy the world and believes in the Destruct Code, the power awakens for Kirie to reset everything into sand.

Arg, can’t stand you subbers, you are grammatically wrong on this sentence that Kirie has the power to destroy the world! How much are you paid or donated for subbing this series, huh? Too bad this is the last episode and no one will be seeing this grammar error till thousand of years has passed.

The World Salvation Committee comes into the picture, orders from Eagleman to capture Kirie as the Destruct Code and as they are about to shoot their guns (The bullets has turned into sand, haha) at Kirie, he fires a deadly aura and turns them into sand right away, along with a hole on top of the ship. Desperately wanting to destroy Kirie for good, he stabs his sword at him but it has turned into sand, along with himself as Kirie turns him into sand. Witness the deadly power of the real Destruct Code, Kirie (as the real Destruct Code) explains when someone has strong desires to destroy the world, the Destruct Code is put into full operation. Morte has believe in both the Destruct Code and the end of the world, and that the Destruct Code has been in full operation in the beginning, unleashing his full powers to destroy the world, his right eye showing the medium fused with him (Which is rather creepy if you’ve watched the final episode for the first time.)

Hmm, a Glamsight, a Geass, or is it a cursed Akuma eye, hmm… No, it’s the Destruct Code himself! (Will creep little kids out of THAT after looking at this.)

Ri A and Naja rushes into the scene just in time to see Kirie setting himself to destroy the world and Agan came to Toppi and Morte’s rescue, while delivering some food at the same time to another location. Ri A and Naja arrives at the ship and Agan complained that they have to pay him first to get aboard the ship (Same old Agan). And as places around the planet got destroyed and turned to sand at the same time, Morte watches Kirie destroying everything that is around.

We have no money this time, Agan.

Ri A demoralized Morte if that was the world she wanted in the end as Kirie continues to destroy everything, and Morte reflects all the memories of she and Kirie are together from the first episode to where they are now. She jumps off from the ship, getting to Kirie without much difficulty, apologizes and blames herself of the sins that she has committed to destroy the world.

Looking at the almost-lifeless Kirie activated to destroy the world, Morte wishes for all these to stop, confess that she likes the world as it is now and show signs that she was going to kiss Kirie. Until that big explosion takes place and we can’t get to see the less-tsundere Morte kissing Kirie in front of us, arg!!! Sega, I’m going to kill you!!!

Almost….arg! NO kissing scene at the end, what? You kidding me?

So everything ends, Kirie has turned back to normal and the world is saved in just a few minutes, you kidding me? Morte then cries for joy, the orb breaks into pieces and everyone, especially the characters who appeared from episode 1 till episode 9 (Yes, the fake World Destruction Committee has also returned.) went out to help each other in recreating the world into a better place. With final philosophy words from Toppi, the story ends with Morte and Kirie living happily ever after.

Impressions of the entire series and results:

Well, although the promo trailer tricked us from watching this show as a serious one, I still enjoyed it in the end, if you are persistent and stubborn to watch this series till the end. I think that if the show extends up to 24 or 26 episodes it would be better on how the story will end. Nonetheless, Agan is almost like an nonentity in this anime so if anyone wants to see any actions from Naja or Agan, play the game or read the manga (Which no one fansubbed. Shit.)

What I think about the ending that it felt incomplete and Morte to love Kirie like that, it was pretty rushed, if you see her every move on kicking, punching and scolding Kirie at almost everything. If the romantic part develops during the story, maybe that could convince me and some other World Destruction fan to believe that Morte is in love with Kirie. The ending was pretty rushed too, everything turned back to normal and they lived happily after was not the ending that I’ve expected. I normally expected for this kind of plot to have a bittersweet ending, but it didn’t work out quite right.

This is the last time we’re going to see Toppi like this (Cries in front of Toppi fans) Toppi, don’t goooooooo!!!!!!!

Overall, this is one of the series I’ve enjoy writing for the past 13 weeks and this does not marks the end of me, Reverse Vampire, from ending writing more about this series. There’s still more things I would want to elaborate with other series (If you have been following since episode 5 or 6, I would like to compare Toppi with Kuma, or Teddie as the NA version called it from Persona 4 on the interesting differences and similarities they have, as bears.) and some other misc. stuff. I do not want to go back writing Vampire Knight Guilty and I will probably picked other series from this Autumn season like Yozakura Quartet (Which I will most likely write about) or Kuroshitsuji (It’s not that yaoi, I’ve read the manga and it has nothing of that sort. Just a Master and Servant kind of relationship and don’t let the trailer fool you.).

And they lived happily ever after. The End.

I’ll probably give anime an overall score of…….8/10 (I’m being biased, since it’s from Production I.G. and some of my favourite seiyuus are there.)
For why you have to watch this:
Will make anyone Toppi-centric like me
Will like the light-hearted moments with a not-so-linear plot
Will like Morte and Ri A fighting among themselves
Will like Kirie acting like a sissy and only become badass at the last episode.
Will like the game and watches the anime series for more info.

Against why you have to watch this:
Naja and Agan are useless people until they are at the stage that they are almost the nonentities in the story.
For those who liked a headstrong and courageous protagonist like any other generic shounen series, but you should stay away from World Destruction if you hate Kirie acting like a coward from episode 1-12.
Would make some people start a riot because the trailer tricked them.
Some people will not know what the story is about if they watched it in the middle of the series.
Just play the game if you want the know what’s really happening. The anime is different from the game with Agan and Naja being able to use their fists sometimes.

Bye bye, World Destruction….Not! (Visit the Toppi Shrine!)

This week’s episode is very interesting. Very. Interesting. And I’m serious about it.

So far there aren’t as much comedic part as the previous episodes, I think it’s one of the best we’ve seen so far. Probably one of the most intriguing episodes in the series before it ends next week (I really wish that it’ll continue soon to explain certain plot holes, and the game will be coming out in Japan tomorrow.). Sob! Though the trailer of World Destruction tricked us all, I still think that this is better than Vampire Knight (Anime series), in both animation and content. Furthermore, it’s more light-hearted but I won’t explain further before I wrap everything up in the last post of World Destruction. To all Toppi fans, you might want to click here; I’ve just created a Toppi Shrine, but more content will be added soon. I’ll try not to be funny in this week’s post, but the beginning (And Toppi’s dream) was hilarious (I can’t help it.)

Pictures credited to Zomganime.com.

As we left off from the previous episode when Dr. Alligator took the Destruct Code away from our destroyers (And Naja acting hero to rescue his helpless Ri A, which we won’t be seeing in this episode), the World Destruction Committee are stuck in the snow valley to fend themselves to find a way out. Snowfall got our destroyers into a problem, Kirie and Morte having a hard time finding Toppi. They found Toppi, but he was mumbling nonsense about beating Morte up in a village in his sleep. Morte, who was in a psychopathic fury rage threw him into somewhere and ended up finding a cave.

So they entered the cave as the only way out of the chilly valley, but unfortunately they didn’t realize that they are about to see their own pasts (Only their own pasts, and just theirs). Morte goes first, then Kirie and lastly Toppi (Which will include bear bashing, cheers of the Chibi Bear Heroes Guild and fantasies of becoming a true hero.) and while exploring the cave, Kirie accidentally tripped and screams like a sissy saw countless corpses lying around the cave.

Big. Fat. Liar.

While I get into their pasts later, we’ll being dragged into the mechanical town (Again) with Eagleman and Dr. Alligator discussing about the World Destruction Committee and the Destruct Code. He lied about the Destruct Code, keeping it a secret to the Eagleman and decides to keep it for his own personal selfish use. He guaranteed that the World Destruction Committee (And ‘Destruct Code’) will die in the Valley. So arguing about the Destruct Code, Dr. Alligator manages to kick Eagleman out of the way and get the powers of the Destruct Code and keep it to himself.

And now the serious parts (I’ll be dividing to different arcs):

Morte: (Prepare for a very sad and long background from Morte)

She first saw the graveyard (Seen in the opening where Morte was walking to Kirie) with her past self crying at the death of her younger brother, Reiben. She doesn’t believe what she saw and runs away on her own, leaving Kirie and Toppi (Who are not in their pasts yet) behind. Next, she saw her hut, still mournful on Reiben’s death and the Destruct Code was passed on to her by someone from her village. As it was the only thing left behind by her brother, she accepts the orb. She was revisited into the temple again and met a person from the Golden Lions (In the official website of the game, that guy looked wayyyy younger before but I’m not sure if he was the same guy in the website when you click on the ‘Characters’ button.) and asked if she knew about the rumors of the Destruct Code. She didn’t disclose the whereabouts of the Destruct Code to that squad member. She was shifted to another scene before Reiben was killed in the explosion, talking happily about school and Reiben’s decision of joining the Golden Lions to rebel against the beastmen. She initially rejects the decision and shocked to hear that, until the real Morte comes in with the time stop in that scene, calling her brother not to join the Golden Lions (And notice the drastic change of personality from the previous episodes.)

Going back further into the past, she saw humans carrying pails of water to water the trees in a dreaded hot place and revealed that her family was living in a beastmen-ruled environment and were often too poor to get three square meals. Her father was taken away by beastmen soldiers, her mother died of an illness, leaving Morte and Reiben to carry on with their lives. Seeing her parents died, she becomes emo, cries when the scene takes place as she mumbled to herself to tell time to stop. This could be the reason why she desperately wants to destroy the world using the Destruct Code after Reiben’s death, until she met Kirie and Toppi…

As she was drove into madness at looking at her parents died, she was taken to a scene where her parents and Reiben are still alive, having a feast together. So she happily have dinner with her family together (And probably what Morte has wished for, a happy family.) So while Kirie and Toppi finds her, she was still stuck in the illusions of the image of a happy family, laughing and enjoying non-stop. She then soon realize that it was a dream after all when Kirie and Toppi are calling out for her as she gets conscious. Her parents and Reiben drifted away from her and the dream ends this way. Take pity for the girl…

Kirie:

Lots of plot holes for this one and there are more questions than answers in his past. He saw his past self, wearing the fake cat ears who finally found a job in a restaurant (Which is the same restaurant in the very first episode.) after jumping for joy as he got hold on the notice being pasted outside. His past self went into the restaurant, asked for a job in the restaurant and was being interviewed by the chef we saw in the restaurant in the first episode. And Kirie’s best dish: Sand-whale. (Don’t even have to ask). So hearing himself in the past listening to endless lectures by his then-boss, Kirie shifted into another scene where he saw Reiben and Agan talking among themselves (But he wasn’t in that scene and he didn’t even know Agan until he saved our destroyers by pirates in Episode 2, hmm). But all was lost when the World Salvation Committee attacked the resistance team with an army of soldiers (Led by Dr. Alligator) but while looking at Reiben fanning the fire away from the gunpower barrels, everything came too late when an explosion occurred and Kirie was unable to stop Reiben from being killed. Right after the explosion, he saw himself (Except that his hair is peach instead of blond), lying down on the ground with the Destruct Code stopping right beside him. Before finding more answers, Toppi, who was awoken from his sleep woke him up before going further into the cave to save Morte.

Toppi:

There are more comedic parts than serious ones in Toppi’s past. He was being dragged to his village before wearing his eye patch (and younger, before his personality gets haywire by Morte’s act of evilness), who dream of being a hero one day. He was seen lying down on a grassy hill until a younger Yappi (Go to Episode 5) calling out for him. He, Yappi and his other two Chibi Bear friends cheered themselves into becoming heroes. Sitting close to them were a group of Chibi bears (Female) and were jeering at their ideas of becoming heroes. Trying to act gentlemen on the pink bear (Who was also shown in the official website in the ‘Characters’ section and Toppi acting gentlemen, uh oh.), the bear punches Toppi and blast him off the space. Toppi woke up just after that scene with a large stone in his head. (I almost choked on my dinner when I watched Toppi being punched away to the depths in space.) Yeah, beg more on that beautiful bear lady, wait till the world is destroyed…

Let’s go back to where Dr. Alligator is at and after complaining that the power of the Destruct Code was weak, checking if it’s going to be true by using his machine. (Has it been fixed by Ri A’s attacks?) The reactions spins faster as Kirie is more determined to stop Reiben from being killed in the fire in the dream and it came to the point where the Destruct Code reacts to the machine at it’s most powerful. Images starts to pour into the screen before it explodes (Back in Kirie’s dream) and found out there’s…2 DESTRUCT CODES? One is already enough, and still make more, so we don’t know if the one Morte is carrying is a fake or not. So to get to the bottom of this, Toppi woke Kirie up and explains to him on the origins of the cave, getting Morte out at the same time. The cave lets one allow to see illusions of the past and Kirie was left to wonder why he gets to see the illusion even though he didn’t get to see Reiben or the ship before.

And the Destruct Code goes BOOOOMMMMMMM!!!

Kirie defends Morte from invasion of rocks and Toppi gets them out of danger while escaping from the crumbling cave. All were rescued in the end but the World Salvation Committee arrives for the Destruct Code…

Next episode

I don’t want it to end!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you, Sega, there are still too many plot holes left unexplained in the story and is this how you end it? I don’t want to do Vampire Knight Guilty, knowing that it will suck like the first season, my TOPPII!!!!

Nothing much is revealed in the preview; most of them were flashbacks of the previous episodes. Except for the Destruct Code floating in the sky and green sparkles from nowhere, I think they would reveal something serious (And somehow exciting) for us. They will surprise us, kill us and tie us up into the sea if the preview is lying to us. Let’s just admit that the trailer before showing us the first episode tricked us, but I would trust this preview. The game will be out tomorrow in Japan, so if you are the impatient type who wants to get your hands on the game first, buy it online (If you have money and sadly, I’m the impatient type but since I’ve spent all my money on food, kuma~). I hope the game doesn’t trick us like in the anime itself, and I don’t want to anime series to end!!!!!!! (I have to much fun writing the series, if you’re wondering.)

Under the sea, kuma~

Lolz, surrounded by puny robots.

Thanks for the ‘egg’ comments in the previous WD post, now that my morale to write this post for this week’s episode has gone down. Even my back pain didn’t forgive me for this one. Our dear Salvation members have more lines this time and Toppi goes into hibernating mode as soon as he reached Winterland. Kawaii >.

Corrections: Naja is a half-beastmen, not a full one. Sorry that I realized it that late, studies first. Mentioned in this episode.

I am GOOOODDDDD!!!!

Just when Naja and Ri A are about to be squished by an army of old-fashioned speared robots, their superior comes and saves their no-good lives. Well, he was disappointed and all that, to the extent that he ordered them to act as standby in case the World Destruction Committee attacks them again. Ri A and Naja are pretty ashamed of themselves for this time round, but discussing trivial stuff on why they joined the World Salvation Committee, etc.

Yes, you are a fool. If not these two outcasts would have joined the World Destruction Committee, you vermin eagle beastman.

And I am from the World Apathetic Committee. Haha. I just sit down and see the world gets destroyed into sand by then.

Our useless dear Dr. Alligator meanwhile spies on them while leaving the lab and Naja was still clueless how old Ri A is. So asking her directly, he got his butt smacked into the other side of the world by Ri A, he was surprised that Ri A didn’t even flinch when that question was being asked. And she haven’t been going back to Dragon Valley for a 100 years. O.O!

So, if anyone is still clueless on how old Ri A is, you got your question answered:

Yes, believe it, or not. She is 300 years old.

So they have finally reached the floor that they intended to go, and Dr. Alligator spying on them. That calls for more trouble. If you have been following this nonsensical epic series for a while now, Ri A is a very narrow-minded, has a immense hatred for our tsundere Morte and a serial killer famous for killing too many humans in the World Salvation Committee. Shitty Dr. Alligator’s words works, but not for long as our destroyers are heading to Dragon Valley too. With Agan on their side, nothing will go wrong. Unfortunately, he has only like…less than 10 lines to satisfy those Agan fans someplace, somewhere.

The World Destruction Committee will destroy your stupid town, for starters.

I know that look on your face. We. Don’t. Print. Money. Don’t think we’re dumb enough to get into your ship.

Heading towards Dragon Valley, Agan here gives our destroyers some advice when heading there and more importantly, giving them some winter coats for Kirie and Morte, for FREE! At last Toppi gets Agan’s attention, the bear must be so happy that inside his heart he’s jumping for joy until upon reaching the Winter Continent he has the tendency to fall asleep.

Eh hem. I think those coats I’ve given you are not for free. 10 gold coins, please. (Turns back and talks to himself: Money. Money. MONEYYY!!! Finally I can retire early and get married!

In the South Pole Winter Continent, a penguin and a walrus (I think) spots the destroyers’ foot prints on the snow, heading towards the valley, until Ri A crushes their heads before even telling her where they are heading too. Geez, Ri A. You’re even more simple-minded than our typical villains that we’ve seen over the years and to begin mastering the arts of being a villain, you should just start of by leading them to the Valley.

For our destroyers, on the other hand, they’re not feeling so lucky. My Toppi’s falling asleep…no….

Ouch. A wall. Right. Why am I doing here in the first place?

Looks like our little teddy bear doesn’t feel so good. Don’t die, Toppi. You can’t die here until Kirie activates the Destruct Code.

I AM NOT A BEAR, KUMA~ By the way, I feel so drowsy… so tired…zzzz…

So they walk further and further, while sightseeing all the ruins that is left behind this cold village. I pity those beastmen though, if they are really in the heads of getting rich instantly, why not take these bones back into other lands and showcase them in the museum? After all, Ri A is the last dragon standing before her species is officially extinct. They could earn so much gold for that and Agan won’t have to carry cargo to and fro from one place to another again. Ri A catches up on our destroyers earlier than expected, starting a cat fight between Morte.

I only got four minutes to save the world~ (Sorry, that must been my playlist driving my heads to nowhere.)

Get lost, you dragon bitch!

So while our girls in the series are in a fight on their own, Kirie has other plans to wake Toppi up from his ‘hibernation’ period. Wake up, Toppi. Please don’t die…all your fans love you so much that they are willing to buy one plushie of your own and even worship you.

It’s for your own good, Toppi. I’m afraid that Kirie’s doing this as a good friend.

C’mon, wakey wakey! Toppi, you are a bear. Aww, he didn’t wake up.

I don’t get what you’re trying to say. Yeah, you’re right, but what about pandas?

So fighting busily, Ri A wins the match by kicking Morte’s butt into the brinks of the valley, but she gets shot too when Naja came to her rescue with Dr. Alligator gigantic robots shooting missiles at them. Damn you, stupid Alligator. Ri A loses grips and just when the market stocks at Wall Street are falling drastically, Naja comes to her rescue, act hero and jumps off the cliff.

This. Is. Karma!!!!!!

Using his army of big robots to capture the Destruct Code, his army for once succeeded but to our destroyers (And Toppi has awoke, thanks to Kirie.), they are seeing a bleak future ahead of them when the World Salvation Committee get their hands on the Destruct Code. Guess Ri A and Naja will be joining the World Destruction Committee by then, huh?

When you open your mouth next time, use mouth wash. Your teeth are yellow and you have bad breathe that all your army robots will die in a week’s time.

Next Episode:

Trying to get their way out of this place, our heroes enter into the cave of wonders where they sees someone else’s dreams and thoughts. Looks interesting, and expecting to post this entry a little later (First paper starts on Friday.). Morte looks so cute when she was young, so was her brother.

If Impz got to see a green-haired Morte in front of him, right at this second, I would be painting her hair green by then. Imagine Morte having green hair~

One last say:
I know I haven’t been talking much for this episode, but Kirie reminds me the time I was studying for my Music studies one fine day. While taking down notes on Mass (A religious piece written in Latin from the Christain Bible, and it’s pronouncd similar as Mars) opera, I accidentally wrote Kyrie as Kirie in my notes. When I realized it later on, I simply laughed at my mistake and corrected it immediately. Guess Kirie’s (In the game) name has more than what it seems to be, hmm? Sounds religious and ambigious…

Your wish is in command, lord Alligator.

I-am-a-robot-.

Okay, that’s a really lousy (And sucky) attempt to imitate a robot voice. Our next stop for today is to become robots and also sound like one (Don’t follow me. It’s really bad, it’s the truth) and somehow my fingers aren’t going to co-operate with me on this entry. Playing a game of basketball with 4 of your fingers which became corrupted and twisted is bad enough, especially if you’re a musician.

So our destroyers takes a pit stop at Clock Town as their next destination and sees more scraps of metal, more robots and dismantled junk as the story goes on. The robots are about Toppi’s size and they were pretty small (And pretty useless, except for No. 28, that’s it. I’m going to name it Yamaguchi-sama. No. 28 sounds cheap and feels as if it’s another typical robot prototype.). And they can only do housework and attack with spears that came from 10,000 BC. It makes me wanna puke in front of them and they should be ending up in the junkyard as useless scrapped metal with no recovery of depreciation cost after dismantling them. Useless, I say, USELESS!! And what the heck are you saying that robots must not do what humans do, you monotonous, bragging fucking Alligator? Even if you were some kind of powerful god, I will rebel you and I don’t care if you call me a heretic or not. Because I hate you, just like every other neighborhood typical villain.

I prefer sightseeing rather than finding some Dr. Alligator in this town. Can we go see No. 28 (Or Yamaguchi-sama as I’m going to call later?)

So they venture off to the junk mechanical town with their (cute) rabbit ears and cat ears again. Hmm…perhaps the cat ears are put in good use again. Nice one, Kirie. All of the robots look exactly the same to me and are apparently not a useful tactics to take over the world. But we later get to distinguish the different between Yamaguchi-sama and all the other replica robots and it’s pretty obvious if any of you watched it before reading this poor lazy attempt on today’s post. My birthday’s coming tomorrow…but I’m going to celebrate it alone, because no one cares nevertheless.

But I think it looks rather cute and sexy on you. No wonder no suitors wants you.

And poor our tsundere of the team accidentally trips and falls on one of the robots sweeping along the streets (Serves her right). Other beastmen around her laughed at her ridicule, boasting that the robots in the town are very outstanding. Right. (They can’t even shoot lasers and guns like all those cool Gundam in the Gundam series and claim that they can only sweep floors and do all sorts of chores that any idiot can do in a few minutes.) Jeez. Why? Toppi? Why? Why did you say that those pieces of crap scrapped metal are perfect? Do you know that this will determine if your fans will like you or not in this series. (But be rest assured that I, Reverse Vampire will be your biggest fan and will live to love you till I end up in my grave.)

You call that good? How low is the standard of this place?

So trying on the robot, Kirie asked that tiny little thing to pick up the book Kirie previously borrowed at the historic national archives back at Autumnland. But nothing happens, and one of the beastmen technicians was a bit surprised at the function Kirie gave. Another beastmen called out the robot and it obeyed its command, thus leaving for the other technician. Morte made another wonderful discovery that the robots in this place only obeys beastmen and not humans that command them. Soon those peabrain technicians found out that they are humans and used those pitiful robots to capture them.

Run…run away! Damn you, stupid pieces of scraped metal! BTW, Kirie runs in a very weird manner.

At the secret lair top of the laboratory, Dr. Alligator starts laughing like your average evil villain that humans has trespassed the town. Another robot with a 12,000 year old spear reports this to the Evil one, and he orders all of his useless henchmen to capture them at any cost, ALIVE! It seems that Naja and Ri A has turned up at town as well, bound to have very silly and fucking stupid things going to happen to them. Let’s see now…

Let’s see…I want you to clean the toilets in every single floor in 10 minutes, cook us dinner as if we’re having a buffet, tend the babies that cry too loudly by giving them milk, change their poop-filled diapers, check their temperature and wash everything till sunrise.

Wanting Naja and Ri A to identify their identities, Naja introduces himself as a member of the World Salvation Committee. Look what happens if you claim everything you say is always right, a taste of your own medicine, Naja:

ROFL! Add vegetables to my parent’s plates, please?

Perm my hair, please? I think you’re going a little too far, Naja…

WOOT! Table tennis! Singapore has won silver in the Olympics. It seems that you are still at the Olympic heat, huh? Uh oh, Ri A…

Ri A is getting fed up by your corrections. Perhaps you should give it up and go on in capturing those World Destruction Committee members.

Hearing a siren wailing around the entire town, our destroyers are running at their lives (With the cat and rabbit ears removed) but was too late when they are surrounded by 12,000 year old spear-armed robots. Both sides, yes kuma~. Using her brawn, Morte uses her weapon and dashes through the entire army of robots. Kirie runs a little too fast than his companions and apprently have to fly like a bird to stop falling when he goes to a different path, separated from Morte and Toppi.

Look at me!!! I’m flying like a mighty BIRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morte and Toppi comes to his rescue, but both humans were unable to grab their hands but fortunately Toppi comes and saves them. Morte uses her blade to stop themselves from falling further into the abyss and guess what happens? No. 28 is looking at them…

Uh oh…it’s a dead end. But with Toppi around, Yamaguchi-sama has come and save us!

Initially calling its comrades to capture them, Toppi exclaims not to tell where they are positioned at and it really did, thus becoming one of Toppi’s beloved friend as they get out of the twisted city. No. 28’s seiyuu sounds so familiar to me, hmm…deja vu? I heard it somewhere before…

Yamaguchi-sama leads the way where no beastmen would find them and only obeys Toppi’s orders as the fact that robots only obey any beastmen’s commands. That annoying robot from before went to report that to the evil Dr. Alligator that it has lead them to a safe place. No use complaining that those useless scraped metal are unable to stop Toppi’s commands (He’s not an ordinary bear, but he is a dwarf bear!!!!!!) Haha, let’s see who has the last laugh now, retarded doctor! Blame those details the World Salvation Committee has looked up to, stupid, because you have taken the wrong wanted poster of those fake World Destruction Committee members are in. (Reference in episode 7. Remember Morte’s freakin’ ripping skirt?)

Haha. Stupid. taken the wrong poster. I’m taking away your degree now.

Asking for any more orders, Yamaguchi-sama was pretty less a hindrance in the team now and Toppi denies himself of being a small bear. Morte took out the Destruct Code, asked Yamaguchi-sama to lead them to Dr. Alligator. Why do you have to obey such stupid orders that Dr. Alligator add into your motherboard? HUMAN ORDERS ARE MEANT TO BE OBEYED! Get it? The robots that pursue them earlier on has found their whereabouts, but Toppi is unable to command the robots as their mechanical components are rewritten. Morte throws the Destruct Code to Toppi, meanwhile Morte and Kirie are left alone to surrender to the robots. That’s so unlike you, Morte. Meanwhile back at the entrance of town with the robot and Naja…:

I want an autograph, please! Naja, perhaps it’s time for you to see where Ri A is. She was probably too impatient by your corrections that she decides to barge in by herself in Dragon Mode.

She’s gone. Well, she’s still in town, go look for her!

Toppi and Yamaguchi-sama are hiding at the dark alley, Toppi complained that they can’t be staying there for long. Morte and Kirie’s whereabouts? The clock tower, where Dr. Alligator is.

Could you just answer this very simple question?

Asking if he knows the right way to activate the Destruct Code, but he doesn’t trust them, therefore keeping it a secret and even if Morte threatens him, he will bury the truth when he dies. Not exactly at their current situation. Truths that Dr. Alligator has revealed:

1. Destruct Code is not a very-super-duper-ultra-deluxe top-secret weapon to defeat the beastmen. Not at all.

2. Even if the Destruct Code is activated, the world will be revamped the same in the legends that no one has even told everyone about and will be in the original state of pure sand. That means you can see nothing but sand, sand and more sand.

3. Obviously, everyone in the world they are in will disappear and die. But Morte doesn’t care about dying and the end of the world.

For the 597231646132030th time, you pieces of scrapped metal: IT’S WORLD SALVATION COMMITTEE, YOU FUCKING BITCHES! Now you made Ri A transformed into Dragon Mode.

She accepts that she’s from the ‘whatsoever’ Committee, asking if they could lead her to Dr. Alligator. She gets fed up by everything, takes her pistols out and shoots every single one of them into useless ‘no-value’ junk. On the other hand, Yamaguchi-sama and Toppi are flying their way up to the lab…

It seems that our poor little teddy bear here must be afraid of heights.

While traveling up to the lab, Yamaguchi-sama’s engines got overheated (At this time, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!) But the cooldown process is pretty quick in just a few seconds and continues racing up to the peak of the tower. And Yamaguchi-sama’s name is Number 28, but I think it sucks, given that this model here acts more like human, with feelings and stuff like that. Toppi is not mentally prepared to go higher and higher to the sky, but too late. Guess we’ll do bungee jumping the next time round when the world has been destroyed, Toppi, TOGETHER?

WOW. I like that creation of yours. Too bad we’re going to view some palce that we don’t even know of when you place the Destruct Code into that machine.

Asking Morte to hand over the Destruct Code, she confessed that she didn’t have it with her, but that stupid alligator is just being stubborn and asks her to hand it over to him. Finally, Yamaguchi-sama, disguised as any other robot came with two (Probably blunt) knives, ready to chop them into pieces but instead cut of the ropes that Kirie and Morte are being tied in.

Let’s chop vegetables!

As our destroyers (And Yamaguchi-sama) escapes the vicinity of Dr. Alligator, Ri A comes up to stage, still shooting the motherboards out of the useless scraps of metal with no depreciation value at the end of 2 years. She shoots the machine accidentally, and the machine goes haywire, pulling the Destruct Code into the machine itself. Everyone stares at the brightly lit Destruct Code, Kirie especially when he was too fixated at it. An illusion of a snowy valley (Dragon Valley at Winterland) was shown in a few seconds before fading away back to where the lab was. Dr. Alligator tried to reach out for the Destruct Code, but because of the heat, he was unable to go near it until Yamaguchi-sama runs away with it without any blimps, along with our destroyers (He places it in his stomach, BTW).

TOPPI’S GOING TO RESCUE YOU!

Looks as if they are a homosexual couple. Anyone, Toppi X Yamaguchi-sama?

Toppi comes to the rescue when Yamaguchi-sama was electrified, using the plug to threaten the robots. Yamaguchi-sama told him not to worry about him, passing on the Destruct Code to Toppi but he finishes them off, unable to leave him behind (A special bond is formed.) Naja manages to catch up with Ri A out in her thoughts and are surrounded by more of those robots (How many robots did that crazy doctor created?). Our destroyers are now at the lift, Toppi asking why No. 28 was saving him even though he is a Destruction Committee member. Mentioning the principle of protecting beastmen at any cost (Principles again.), Toppi comfort the robot that those principles are nonsense, leaving Yamaguchi-sama questioning himself the reason why. Rules are meant to be broken, get it?

Ohh, touching moments. Everyone has a heart, no matter what they are (Even if you are a robot.)

All was well until Dr. Alligator’s army of robots attacked the lift, leaving Yamaguchi-sama in a dilemma when he has to follow both beastmen’s orders (Dr. Alligator VS Toppi). Dr. Alligator wants No. 28 to kill them at any cost, even come to a situation where he unleashed an uber super machine gun out of its tummy. Instead of killing them, he makes a way out for his newfound friends on top of the lift. Leading his countless number of his metallic henchmen, Dr. Alligator uses them to do his dirty work, but, YAMAGUCHI-SAMA!!!!

YAMAGUCHI-SAMA!!!!!!!

He fell, and an explosion happened, and No. 28, a.k.a Yamaguchi-sama was destroyed along with the rest of the evil pieces of scrapped metal. Finally our destroyers managed to leave town, but Toppi was unbearable to leave Yamaguchi-sama at the pit of abyss (Unbearable, pun intended.). Morte reminds Toppi if he recovers the Destruct Code from Yamaguchi-sama and he forgot. Luckily, YAMAGUCHI-SAMA!!! He came, still alive as he passed on the black orb to the dwarf bear.

Rule No. 108; robots need to protect itself too.

So we are left with a happy ending when Yamaguchi-sama went back to the town and live freely without any boundaries. Commenting that it could be complicated for a robot like him, Yamaguchi-sama tries hard enough to obey Toppi’s last orders. Ahh…such nice ending…

NEWS FLASH!

It’s KUMA! And guess what, No. 28 and Teddie above are voice by the same seiyuu, no wonder I found their voices so familiar. Speaking about bears, I’ll compare the differences between Kuma (I prefer Kuma rather than Teddie. Teddie sounds too kiddish) and Toppi after Persona 4 comes out in NA. There are lots of things I can compare about, other than the fact that they are bears and they end their speech with ‘kuma’.

The next episode will feature our destroyers going to the Winter Continent, to the place where Ri A’s forgotten place for the family of dragons. It seems that Dr. Alligator’s send in more of his useless robots, now upgraded with additions of spiked wheels and better weapons. Toppi admits that he’s a bear at the end of the preview.

Some way or another, I think this week’s episode is more interesting than the previous episode with couple of action but there’s no hope in developing the plot when we are left with 3 more episodes till it ends and by the time the anime is done, the game will be out in Japan by then. I hope that the game will still has that humor injected in their speeches, but being serious in the world destruction matter.

P.S.: This took me 3 hours to write, people. So stop complaining and just read. BTW, it’s getting late here, I need to sleep…tomorrow’s my birthday….zzz…zzz

Behold, the statue of endless knowledge and superpowers to destroy the entire world!!!(And nice clothes you’re wearing)

This episode is pretty serious and there are hardly any funny moments in the show (Save for the cute Toppi moments throughout, he doesn’t play an important role in this episode here. Poor guy). We showcase a less violent and quiet Morte around here and Kirie gets a little smarter this time.

Warning: Multiple references of previous episodes of World Destruction and spoilers ahead. I suggest that you come back after you have finished watching this week’s episode. Those who are first-timers watching World Destruction and have not started watching the entire series so far yet, stay away.

I always start watching the RAWs episode in any video sharing websites and luckily I can across a World Destruction commercial that stares Naja’s (Game) voice actor, Hiro Mizushima. (Daisuke Ono only plays Naja in the anime ONLY, and not the game itself.) It was pretty funny though, if you have been reading all the posts you won’t see water in the show nor the game. Sand plays a part in both water and fire itself.

No water…only sand…sand…more sand…where’s water?

As you can see, Mizu means water in Japanese, and his name apparently had the kanji on it all along. Poor guy, no water in the World Destruction universe…then what does humans and beastmen drink? Sand? (And yes they do drink sand. But so far there are no pictures deciphering humans or beastmen drinking sand like water.) Probably I’ll go back in episode 3, where there’s a jailer drinking something like water…Probably I’ll show it on my next post.

Kirie: Homesick, maybe. Or she has…the cooties…
Toppi: Ohh. Let’s enjoy my sweet potatoes in the succession of the rise of bear.. I mean, manhood.

So our destroyers visit Garuwa, or Autumnland perhaps where any people, whether they are humans or beastmen are welcome to the city to pursue knowledge and get anything they want from it here, in terms of academics and stuff like that. People are mostly friendly here, I supposed so. Poor Morte doesn’t feel comfortable that humans and beastmen can co-exist together? What’s her problem anyway, I don’t give a damn that she’s being a little racist here, you know. I mean, she’s with Toppi and Kirie the entire time since the 1st episode, so why think about it now? And she too can communicate with Toppi well. You don’t want to hurt my Toppi, do you? But Morte doesn’t seem to be in a tsundere mood at this point of time…

Obviously she didn’t sleep well last night…look at all her wrinkles and eyebags! It looks terribly awful!

She went touchy at the thought of humans and beastmen co-exist together…reminds me of Nina from Code Geass that everyone hates (And there’s going to be a bit of a look-a-like in this episode too, a girl, mostly her hairstyle and glasses looks a lot like here. Can start throwing tomatoes and sweet potatoes at her when I get the picture ready after reading this entire post.) But Morte’s hate for beastmen is less contagious than our hateful-Nina with her hate of the Numbers in Code Geass.

Toppi: Mmm…sweet potatoes. Can I have one please?
Kirie: (turns to Toppi) Sure. I don’t mind you having the entire pack by yourself.

Toppi: I’m enjoying my sweet potato here. I’m in heaven, kuma~

The music’s pretty light for this episode, which is perfect for this time as you know that the series is going to end soon (Or not.) and makes you feel less stressed after a hellish day at work or in school. So our dear Morte here decides to take a long stroll at the city and came across a beastmen that his hairstyle looks very alike from her younger brother. Hmm…

It’s auspicious to look at as corpse. But sadly the Ghost month is over, so he won’t be haunting you until the next year comes.

Out of curiosity, she went into the library/store and made a huge discovery that the man was not her brother. Poor Morte.

She’s not your little brother. So sorry. I know that you miss him very much. Just treat our little guy here as your little brother then. Has the same haircut as his.

She was a big liar telling that beastmen that she was just looking at the shop out of interest. I’m afraid Kirie Holmes will see your tricks out later. Speaking of Kirie, where on Earth is he? Meanwhile Toppi’s enjoying his bag of sweet potatoes (And then falls asleep after eating them.) You’ll get fat someday where you’re stuck in a life-and-death situation where you are caught by the World Salvation Committee members and die as an unhappy and ugly bear. No kids or fans that adore you will visit your grave. But don’t worry, because when you die I’ll still tend your grave and let no one touch you ever again, until my time comes.

He’s all bones and full of cowardice who doesn’t know how to protect himself. Wait till you see his true colors. (Kirie screams like a girl)

Yum…sweet potatoes…my favorite. (Looking at it makes my mouth water. I really hate dinner, less dishes and a day that suck.)

He’s munching on them…

Still munching on them…

And our little guy falls asleep. Talk about cute. Aww…he’s so FAT!

Morte made another digging discovery that the library is shutting down because no one ever comes here anymore, his father died of the war and his foster human sister who looks somehow like our love-to-hate Nina left the house. She couldn’t stand the reality of this city where humans and beastmen can co-exist peacefully without wars and suspicion of one another. Speaking of similarities between our Morte and that Nina-lookalike. Both have younger brothers and both ladies in their seperate cases doesn’t feel comfortable with humans and beastmen living peacefully together.

Does this girl in the picture look a lot like Nina? There’s another one which is more precise, I swear. Later.

Claiming she has lots of free time to spend (While stopping in her aim of world destruction, like a ceasefire.), she helps out that guy at the library. Kirie, on the other hand, has his own problems to face and decides he should visit the historic archive library that is just ahead. Since the place is (almost) deserted, he can spend the entire time reading all the books he want and came across one that talks about the Destruct Code. It was the type of book he wants to find and borrows it in the end.

Hell yeah, it’s so true. But wait…a place where I can hang out?

Don’t you dare shit on my Toppi’s head. SHOO!

The scholar that knows everything in the whole wide world. Right.

Kirie starts flipping into his book and got very different views of each book that describes the Destruct Code. He was this time smart enough that no one or anybody sees what the Destruct Code looks like and how it works, but he was determined to find out how Morte get the Destruct Code from. That’s the reason why he borrowed the book as long as he likes. After borrowing it, he finds Morte carrying books and find her location. Finding her wasn’t easier said than done, people. And he was invited to the library by the Morte’s younger brother lookalike. Way to go, Morte. You didn’t even tell us his what’s his or your brother’s name. Perhaps Sega didn’t know or are lazy to name him, so he was just addressed as Morte’s younger brother. How rude.

We revisited the memories in Episode 2 right after Toppi’s sand ship was attack by pirates and Kirie was holding onto the Destruct Code as he fell unconscious at Agan’s useless cargo ship and dream of Morte crying to her younger brother at his grave. Morte looks less badass in that particular scene and we come back to the interrogating of Morte Asherah by Kirie Irunisu Holmes. I’m trying to sound serious here, no jokes between this interrogation period, period:

Truth No. 1. You cannot deny the fact that there are no records of people witnessing the Destruct Code.

Truth No. 2. You cannot deny the fact that there are no records of authors writing the Destruct Code that you’re possessing in your pocket.

Truth No. 3. You cannot deny the fact that there are no clues on operating on the Destruct Code. (Probably Kirie is the only person who can do it, if he knows that he possess the power to destroy the world and finds a way to activate it.)

It seems that there are some people who are getting tired of all those interrogations that Kirie Holems are conducting. On the contrary, if anyone have been wondering where in the Garuwa Toppi is, he’s still sleeping, but it seems that he’s conscious again. Now he wonders where everybody goes and it’s already night time. Slow bear.

I don’t want to get out of here. It’s so comfortable in here. Let me sleep some more, please?

Kirie again revisits all the good (And bad) memories they have gone through together from the first episode to this week’s. Too bad Morte denies it that she didn’t do that to make friends but to DESTROY THE WORLD. She’s too stubborn, anyone giving her an aspirin? She looks like she could blow up any minute now. And if there’s any thing she enjoys during the trip to destroy the world, that would be kicking Toppi and Kirie’s butt like a slave driver and end up throwing her away in the end of the series. Just kidding here. I wonder if there’s any drastic differences when the game comes out on 25th September in Japan…and Morte would be less violent towards the bear and her cowardly husband who is afraid of roaches whenever he sees them crawling around on the floor.

This has caught my attention. Remember what the fake Kirie mentioned to the policeman in episode 7?

Mentioning that he visited many cities before meeting Morte at the restaurant with a massacre coming up later, that too has caught my attention who or what Kirie’s background was like. He must be a lonely person in the past, and I’m only 90% sure about it. And that fake cat ears, he’s still holding on to it all this time? Geez, you can sell it away for people who needed it more than you. And you won’t have to worry about being cashless to your journey to world destruction.

If I were you Kirie I would see this for money and no need to worry so much about being hungry and to beg in the streets.

That are rather hurtful words, Kirie. Reference at episode 6 of World Destruction.

That’s pretty mean of you, Kirie. Put yourself in her shoes, then. Again, reference at episode 6.

Just shut your **** mouth and eat your sweet potatoes! I can’t take this interrogation thing seriously anymore!

So Kirie overheard the conversation between Morte and that Desert Slayer back at Summerland and knows that her brother was a member of the Golden Lions and was killed in the conflict. Morte, who can’t take the pain of the death of her brother anymore screams at Kirie but everything was interrupted by the Morte’s younger brother lookalike as he lead the couple into his foster sister’s art room. And it was horrifying, all the paintings she took pains to get it done are either destroyed or abandoned. Looks like she’s a true Nina after all. And the episode ends. The preview’s going to be an awkward one, for those who haven’t seen it.

Get the picture? Holy cow, IT’S NINA! IT’S HER AFTER ALL!!!

Next episode:

Everyone in the preview speaks in a very robotic tone and it.makes.me.wanna.do.the.same. I-am-a-ro-bot—-Systems overload—shutting down—in a few—seconds—

Kirie: WHEN IN ROME, DO WHAT THE ROMANS DO! Robots has 108 principles to follow!
Toppi: Finally we get to see that Alligator teacher you’ve been talking about.
Morte: Conversation ending. Battery’s running low. (All destroyer systems shut down.)

What? Delivering a simple love letter to your client this time?

So sorry for the (very) late post on this week’s episode. Damn you subbers, you’re all so slow in publishing the subs to us. And before I forget, all pictures shown here are credited to Crunchyroll. After watching this episode this makes my desire to compare Toppi and Kuma (or Teddie in the NA version) from Persona 4, since they are bear and they end their sentences with ‘kuma’. Oh, the hilarity…but I’ll only do that after WD (Anime series) ends and Persona 4 reaches to NA in December.

And I won’t be able to blog any of the series (with 90% confirm that I’ll be too busy with exams and stuff) when 2009 comes. So just treat Vampire Knight Guilty and Yozakura Quartet as the last anime series I’m going to blog about in 2008/2009. I won’t be leaving the blog anytime soon, and I won’t quit either, because quitters lose in battles.

Before I get this post rambling about my sick and stressful life, let’s get back to the episode, shall we?

World Destruction Committee does not print money, money-faced Agan! $$$

So with Agan taking over Kirie and Toppi over the philosophy talk about there are two kinds of (Add main topic here) crap and stuff. Agan was delivering things (As long as he gets paid) and got spot on his next delivery job in sending weapons for the Golden Lions Resistance team (Go back to my WD Episode 6 post to find out about the Golden Lions.) and it’s the team that Morte’s little brother joined to resist the ruling of the beastmen.

I’ve seen this somewhere before…deja vu? Wait, it’s the Singapore lion emblem! WTF is it doing here?

How dare you Golden Lions steal Singapore’s lion emblem???? And I have to make petty excuses to get out of the homework pit from my mother to get this post done, oh man. So our dear destroyers hopped on a sand whale to get to their next destination, Autumnland which is somehow similar to Summerland as both places let humans and beastmen mixed together without any organization interfering with the place. So they sink and Agan has to pick them up again (Look at Episode 2 to know what I’m coming about.) and this time, Kirie has the can of sand-whale meat in his hand instead of the Destruct Code.

Kirie: Ohh, my head hurts…spinning…Am I in heaven now? And where are my halo and angel wings?

Agan then makes a deal with the destroyers if they are going to Autumnland as he too needs to deliver goods over there too. But our poor Toppi says that they are bankrupt, boo hoo hoo…but anyways he lets them stay in the ship and as payment, they have to do dirty chores till they reach their destination. Too bad Kirie agree to the terms without second thought, and Toppi and Morte are left behind to lament on the deal Agan was discussing about.

For the 10000000th time, Agan, the World Destruction Committee does not print money so that when you retire, you can spend it on women and a big mansion.

And all was interrupted when a sandmarine (A play on the word submarine, for those who did not get what I mean by saying that word above.) that is piloted by walrus (pirates) beastmen shoot bazookas at the cargo ship. Morte asked if Agan can use missiles to shoot back, but Agan couldn’t do that as the ship the destroyers are boarding is not a warship. In addition, the ship does not have weapons on either. In the end they are captured and are tied up at the bottom of the sandmarine. (And I should say that the cargo ship is a useless ship with no defenses when it comes to pirates.)

Spot the Gundam Meisters (And one Red.) Hint: I AM GUNDAM!

Erm…getting a Singaporean citizenship? That’s what the emblem says!

Meanwhile when our destroyers (And delivery man) are tied up at the bottom of a sandmarine, Naja and Ri A comes to a conclusion that the WDC are heading towards Autumnland and are captured by pirates. So they are too glad to end their mission quickly by jumping into their sandmarine and get the 9,999,999,999,999 gold reward for capturing the World Destruction Committee. But their chances of getting them screwed up when they met our dear destroyers (And cargo delivery man) up at the same room where all the cargo are kept in.

This is a mutiny, people! We, the members of the World Salvation Committee are taking over this sandmarine and get our 9,999,999,999,999 gold reward!

Punching and kicking all those poor walruses behind, our destroyers faced off with the cargo, the World Salvation Committee and the remaining pirates at the same room, which Naja (With his once-in-a-lifetime useful brain) had a premonition that a bomb was hidden at the bottom of the cargo box. True enough, he found a time bomb placed at a secret and hidden place. Morte and Agan faced off with the pirates while buying Naja some time to defuse the bomb.

Too late, anytime the time bomb is going to blow and there’s no way you can stop it.

While getting the pirates out of the way, Morte accidentally fell behind Naja while finding a way to defuse a bomb and it broke, leading everyone in the sandmarine to get out of the room. Closing doors and getting out of the sandmarine, our 6 destroyers for once help hand in hand to leave but the engines and fuel are done for as the sandmarine explodes.

Despite being a destroyer, I’m here to save the World Salvation Committee!

Before you can say ‘Kirie is a coward and he must die’ in 3 seconds, the place is filled up with sand (That alone replaces water.) and Kirie pushed Ri A to the other side of the sandmarine and got himself stuck in a struggle to get out. Agan, Morte and Naja helped take a piece of metal out of the coward and Ri A pulled both of his hands to get him out of the sand.

Ready to see what’s going to happen next to our dear Toppi? For those who strictly hate yaoi, then better don’t see this for your own good. Period. So what exactly happens to Kirie…hmm…:

Agan: This is an emergency! Anyone knows how to do CPR? (Everyone shook their heads.
Toppi: Let me do it! Since all of you are scarily cats and you aren’t cut out to be a hero. (Blows air into Kirie’s mouth.)
Toppi: Hoo…hoo…Kirie wake up…we’re going to die if we stay here…hoo…hooooooooo…
Kirie: Huh?

Ri A and Naja: Kirie and Toppi are sitting on a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Kirie: (Found out that Toppi has ‘kiss’ him) AHH! I’M GAY NOW! MY VIRGINITY IS GONE, ALL GONE! HOW CAN I MARRY MORTE WHEN I GROW UP?

So the sand got worse and they have to split up immediately. Kirie, Toppi and Ri A on one room, Naja, Morte and Agan at the control room where they find themselves safe and sand-free. If you’re asking me where Kirie, Toppi and Ri A ended up at, they are at…

At the toilet. And a dragongirl with it.

Ri A starts to blush at Kirie from then onwards and finally noticed Toppi staring at her panties (Male members at THAT, with the exception of Crusader and Impz will start to bleed at their noses.) and his presence that he’s a bear. Thinking of a way to get themselves out to the surface, Naja, Morte and Agan talks crap of getting them out and Agan demoralize the party that they’ll die, simple as that. ANd that’s when Kirie starts to worry about dying at the bottom of the sandpit…

Ri A: I want to marry Kirie; he’s so cute…and strong…

Panicking, Kirie (And his bright ideas) starts to haunt him, such as using the toilet bowl as a helmet and swim back to the surface or get out of the room to swim back at the surface, but Ri A just screams and act tsundere at him, but things starts to change when Toppi’s on their side…

Kirie, Kirie, Kirie…how stupid can you get? I think Ri A has changed her mind in marrying you after all…

I’M SO FUCKED UP BY ALL YOUR WHINING THAT I WANT TO KILL YOU! SHUT YOUR FUCKIN’ MOUTH UP, WILL YA!

I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to scream at you…we have to calm down and think of another way to get out of this sandmarine. Now, will you marry me?

Naja just thought of another way to get them out and by using our poor little bear to crawl down the air chute to the engines…aww…Must get Toppi teddy bear when Sega decides to sell it…

You’re a bear, Toppi dear kuma~ Don’t deny it and I like you attack below.

Eventually I found this picture at the game’s official website, and I think it’s kinda cute…except that he sounded pretty different from the anime that his voice is pretty deep and not so cute anymore…

Toppi ATTACK! Watch me ROARRRR! (And WTF is my head present?)

Meanwhile, Ri A continues to stare at our dear Kirie and he thinks that it’s kind of creepy for a girl who sees humans and kills, mutilates and destroys them for her to blush.

The truth is, Kirie, that I have a crush on you. Please accept my love letter!

Talking about useless things, Agan continues to ramble that he always complete his work once he receives it and he did that because of an incident that happened a year ago when he was unable to deliver a simple message to Morte for her brother. So he met him once and never seen him again.

Morte: Lonely…I’m so lonely…
I have no body…
I want a Toppi teddy bear…oh I’m so lonely…
Come back little brother…I want my toy back…
Please come home…ohh….

Yes and apparently no one has ever seen a sandmarine before in their entire life. Stupid walruses.

Agan thought of an idea once he heard a sand whale from earlier on making noises and asked Toppi to charge up the engines with what’s left in the sandmarine. As sand whales expel things that makes noises, the sandmarine is charged up, and anytime now they are going back to the surface again. Told ya so, that a miracle is going to happen.

Ri A: I’m SCARED, Kirie! Embrace me!
Kirie: No…more…air…I…need…oxygen…

Finally they got back to the surface (And the sandmarine left to crumble by itself and the pirates back at the sandmarine are either missing or killed.) and I hate it when Ri A, Naja and Agan have to go separate ways just before the best thing is about to happen (That they’ll work together and destroy the world.). But it sucks in the end, as it brought up to the next episode of World Destruction that they reached Autumnland.

You only want to escape from being a member of the World Destruction Committee, huh Agan? Coward. But at least I won’t have to babysit another coward.

Next Episode:

She misses her brother, isn’t she?

Ahh…at least there are drastic improvements in this week’s episode that both our ladies Morte and Ri A are being less tsundere in this episode. That’s good news and I hope that there are no more fillers from now on (But I guess it’s too late now, since there are only 5 more episodes to go unless they tell us there are a few more episodes that they didn’t tell us about.) and the plot must go on, instead of using Toppi as a cannonball and blast them to Winterland, if there’s any. Naja is smarter this time round, and the part where Toppi does CPR at Kirie is hilarious, and probably I’ll make a post of the most memorable scenes of anime series in 2008 at the end of the year, with the other members of THAT helping me of course.

Watching this episode makes me wanna puke, and as you can see, I don’t even see what the story was about. ROFL to the randomness in the episode and Morte being unaware about her ripping skirt (And beat up poor Kirie and Toppi.) Must hate her this episode; Kirie and Toppi are just trying to help, and to save face to know that her skirt is ripping till the lower part is similar to wear an apron. And the stupid fake World Destruction Committee are NOT badass at all (Poor imitation in taking the look of Kirie, except his hairstyle, the coolheaded and less-tsundere Morte look-a-like (At least you don’t see her acting dere dere to her so-called Committee members), and a bear that is too big to look like Toppi)

Warning: Multiple references of Romantic Period (1820-1900) composers (Lots, of lots of them, probably people with little or no musical background will not understand the post.) And spoilers ahead, probably come back after watching the episode or don’t click the ‘more’ button. I’m warning you, period. And for those with music background, understand what is it about, or watched the episode, just click the ‘more’ button for another step of my thoughts for this episode. (One random loli inside, but sorry, no green-haired loli, Impzy.)

Don’t say that I didn’t warn you, readers. (And I’m going to be in deep crap after you readers finished reading this post, especially to the readers with music background.)

Teddy Brahms: I AM NOT A TEDDY BEAR, KUMA~!
Clara Tsundere: I don’t care! Killed, or be killed.

Yeah, I know, the quality of this week episode is very, very crappy. Because this is the only video that shows the subs, please don’t complain. I’m just too lazy to find another better quality video but let’s not put too much emphasize on the quality, since this episode wanna rot my socks. Wait till Toppi (a.k.a. Teddy Brahms.) hears that he’s going to be cuddled like a lifeless teddy bear by a loli he’s gonna crush the heads out of Tchaikovsky Bear and his two companions, the silent Lady Chopin (The only girl in the group, and I swear I’m not going to make Chopin a bi. His music is too good for him to mess up his gender problems.) and the man who is out of his mind, Sir Liszt (The idiotic Kirie lookalike, which is the character I hated most.)

So Teddy Brahms refuse to become a teddy bear in this human town he’s staying for now with Clara Tsundere (Morte) and her Cowardly husband Schumann (Kirie. Not Schubert, though their names sound ALMOST the same. But I like Schumann, don’t mean to offend him). So Teddy Brahms and Clara Tsundere were fighting over staying in a human town and Schumann the Manly-Man just have to give a bag of money to a inn owner to find out that there’s a fake World Destruction Committee around the place.

Ohh…finally Kirie has a knife, or I haven’t been observant in the previous episodes.

Finally I can see Kirie with a knife, since he hasn’t had it with him from the start. Probably halfway in one of the episodes he got it, but right now our top priority is to finish the music scores of the Destruction Period, and see what our fake destroyers are doing in a restaurant…stupid quote by our Sir Liszt, who has a poor imitation of our ignored Schumann the Manly-Man back at the inn.

I hate you. More than 100X I hate Liszt’s music or the Ragnarok series.

So giving a waitress sexual harassment, Lady Chopin threw the apathetic Sir Liszt down to the other side of the restaurant while Tchaikovsky Bear act as the mediator between the two ‘with too many differences’ musicians. Instead of paying up, they show their secret identities and left the shop as if they are superstars in the making. And that Sir Liszt looks too old to beat Schumann the Manly-Man in looks, except for the blond haircut which doesn’t impress me a lot. And I mean what I said.

Let’s sue him for sexual harassment at a restaurant. Call the real World Destruction Committee please, but too bad as Kirie is busy sewing Morte’s skirt and Toppi being too close with a loli.

And the three members of the fake World Destruction Committee are:

THE PEDO WARRIOR: SIR KIRIE-LOOK-A-LIKE!

THE RESILIENT ONE: LADY MORTE-LOOK-A-LIKE!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, KNIGHT SCARILY BEAR: JESTER TOPPI-NOT-SO-LOOK-A-LIKE!

Sir Liszt pushed over a loli while he left, but luckily Tchaikovsky Bear carried the loli and threw her out of the town, only to be hugged by Teddy Brahms who happens to be too upset into being a teddy bear merchandise. Meanwhile our real destroyers are resting in a rather stuffy inn and Teddy Brahms just couldn’t bear (Pun not intended.) the World Destruction Committee name being tarnished and used as a joke. (But it could be a good think, lest Puccini of Arc/Ri A and Assassin Wagner/Naja would be catching after the imposers.)

Reverse Vampire: Impzy and Crusader, buy me a Toppi-sized teddy bear!!! Please please please please please please pretty please??? (Blink eyes at them.)
Impz and Crusader: (Took out their wallets and gave me $859.) Just take it. Now we’re broke. (Burst into tears while Impz has a thought in buying a green-haired loli doll on the other side of the toy store.)

And it fits perfectly that Teddy Brahms has a baby-sized cot for him to sleep, even though he received too much attention from the entire human town. Ohh, pity Teddy Brahms who got a cot for him to sleep into, since he’s 1000 years old beneath his young and cute appearance. Wait till he comes to the aid of Clara Tsundere and snatches away Schumann the Manly-Man’s wife, leaving himself to cry and being mentally insane.

I’M NO BABY BEAR, YOU HUMAN DIMWITS! (Crushes the cot into mush and turns the town upside-down.)

Too angry to stay up with the humiliation any longer, Teddy Brahms went outside to do something useful while Clara Tsundere and Schumann-the-Manly-Man are in a world on their own, till Schumann-the-Manly-Man found out that his wife’s skirt is ripping, ripping and ripping and kept it to himself until when he’s in deep shit.

Sorry, Teddy Brahms pushed me down. (I can feel her b00bs pushing my back, woo hoo!)

Die die die…if she finds out I’m going to be pushed into the deepest part of the Jigoku.

The World Salvation Committee then visits the restaurant to find out more info on the (fake) World Destruction Committee members who visited the place. Find little to no new info, instead they decide to have lunch (Or a really big buffet) among themselves.

You’re just making excuses, Assassin Wagner. So sorry, but you have to think of a better way to keep up the positive energy.

You guys should be happy and laughing when you get so much food on the table and you won’t have to pay a single cent (or the reverse.). Most people won’t have the chance to do that, you beastmen are so hard to be pleased.

Teddy Brahms decide to take a walk around the border on asking on the activities of the (fake) WDC’s actions and movements till the same loli (Whose name is Maria.) taking Teddy Brahms as a cute and cuddly teddy bear for resale. Sigh, when will Teddy Brahms stop being whiny about being loved (And hugged) by little kids and appreciate his one and only talent right now? You aren’t cut out to be a hero. You mind being an anti-hero from now on?

Can’t…breathe…Clara Tsundere…Schumann-the-Manly-Man…help…me…suffocated…dead…

Don’t deny that you aren’t a bear. And how dare that fake bear steal my limelight??

So our dear Saviors took such pains to go all the way up to the beastman village and their efforts has to be wasted when they find nothing when they reached to the village. Poor Puccini of Arc has to stop her mighty speech because she feels like throwing up after eating a buffet and Assassin Wagner do so too. Oh man, after watching this episode I too feel like spitting out leftovers (Goes to toilet and throws up.)

We have horrbiel stomachs, so sorry, sir! (Goes outside and throws up everything they ate. Or probably they went to a sliming centre.)

Both the real and fake WDC were being interrogated by the old policeman (Who has met Maria and Teddy Brahms.) and finds out who’s the real culprit from making a mess in the restaurant early in the afternoon. With (Almost very silly) questions in his sleeve, anyone can do that to prove their innocence. Why not send them to court or yamen (Chinese style of a court.) for the interrogation?

AHHH! She’s gonna kill us. It’s all your fault; you killed us all, Kirie.

We’re sorry, sir. Please let us go. We’re innocent. (Blinks eye like ladies.)

So it’s up to Sir Liszt, Lady Chopin and Tchaikovsky Bear to ‘prove’ their innocence, while Clara Tsundere, Schumann-the-Manly-Man and Teddy Brahms are left with the problem in the further ripping of Clara Tsundere’s skirt. But it seems that Lady Luck is not on the real destroyers’ side…

We’re losing, but I’m afraid Clara Tsundere’s skirt has to be ripped off and our cover will be broken.

Teddy Brahms to the rescue! Rush to the aid of our poor Clara Tsundere whose husband Schumann is stuck with a mental block.

With Clara Tsundere’s skirt ripped off to the extremes, she kicks, punches, chops, cuts, bends, strangle and slice the bodies of poor Schumann-the-Manly-Man (Who is not manly in the case of Kirie.) and Teddy Brahms (Brahms is one of my favorite musicians of all times in RV’s good-to-listen list). And the fake runs away from the stall and never to be seen again. The End.

But, no, wait! The officer then sees very ‘beautiful’ paintings (Which has similarities of very famous artworks like the Mona Lisa by Da Vinci on the extreme left, the Screamer by Edvard Munch in the middle and the last one I’m not really sure. If anyone knows what that picture looks like in real life reply in the comments. Perhaps I have to do research, let see…

That’s it. We’re 100% confirm that we’re going to end up in hell in the afterlife.

Another old and fake World Destruction Committee members in the looks of an old man, an old and fat lady and a real bear ready to take both the real and the other fake WDC members, dead or alive. Everyone scrams and the fake WDC members apologizes to the real WDC members. Morte beats the crap out of out two male destroyers and the story ends here. Talk about boring.

Nice paintings. Want to buy them all: Agan prints money.

You’re all going to die, boys! (Kicks Kirie and Toppi up into the air like Team Rocket.)

Next Episode:
Sorry that this post is quite rushed, for the fact that I’m going back to school to waste 5 hours of my time just to sit and do nothing (I really hope not. Or else I’m just wasting my life.) and wake up early in the morning. I miss my beauty sleep, sigh. And the part when the fake Kirie mentioned that he was abandoned after he was born caught my attention and the rest are just passing notes. I wonder if that statement is true when the game is out, I find this week’s episode rather disappointing, even disappointing than episode 3 in the prison break episode, despite the low-budget of the art quality. Even worse, I don’t find the jokes funny (Save for the ripping of Morte’s skirt and Toppi being hugged too tightly by Maria.) and I’m so tired, my throat’s getting runny and dry.

Good news is that the next episode is more serious this time as the WDC and the WSC members work together as seen in the preview. I hope they don’t waste the last 6 episodes putting fillers and does nothing to make the story progress.

Great, now we’re all stuck in a lift. Stupid lift, move it! (Ri A kicks the lift.)

I…need…water…see…oasis…(drops dead)

Well, things are moving for this episode (And hopefully no more fillers, but the next episode looks pretty ecchi when Morte’s skirt was like ripping WTF by itself and she didn’t get to realize it) and Kirie is not useless in this episode as everything is sailing smoothly. Who wants Kirie and Naja to form a ‘Useless Men’ club? (And BTW, pictures credited to Crunchyroll, because I watch anime all the time there.) Spoilers ahead, and you might want to come back AFTER you’ve watch the episode.

So our three destroyers are stuck in the middle of a desert, wanting water and Toppi’s philosophy words about summer wants me to puke in a nearby toilet. Two types of summer? Where on earth can I find another type of summer besides being hot, hot, and hot??? (Especially if you’re living in a hot country.) So Kirie faints upon seeing on oasis, but just then Agan the hero decides to lead them to a town, but he wants money $$$, again. (For the last time Agan, WORLD DESTRUCTION COMMITTEE DO NOT PRINT MONEY!)

Gimme all your money, NOW! $$$ (Turns money-face.)

The town, which is called Summerland, is a place where humans and beastmen co-exist happily without fighting and hatred and the town is ruled by a Elephant/Mammoth Beastmen, who happens to be the chairman of a hospital who takes in orphans and survivors who are killed in a war between humans and beastmen. Poor Morte doesn’t believe it, but Kirie looks…sexy without his shirt on. Unfortunately, there’s no muscles beneath his muscular exterior, sigh~

Elephant Beastman: So that I can eat humans and burn you alive!!! (No, just kidding, actually.)

Everyone is glad Kirie is all right and fainted out of exhaustion and dehydration, with all the nonsense going through my head. Agan leaves again and starts pestering if the three destroyers could print more money for him so that he can spend it on girls with b00bs and buy a big mansion and stay for life, or he could save those money when he retires.

Too bad there are no muscles beneath your tough exterior, Kirie. All but a bunch of lies.

This is 9426354350128% true!!! But I think you can do much better.

So our two visitors decide to explore around the town where children of both humans and beastmen are playing rope jump together. Too bad they see Toppi as a teddy bear and starts calling him names. Poor guy, and probably I’ll buy a stuffed Toppi teddy bear if Sega wants to make a series of merchandise of World Destruction. I bet kids from all over Japan, the USA, Singapore, Australia or probably the rest of the world would buy the toy and top the charts to compete against Mattel, Lego and Hasbro for a toy competition.

Toppi: Uh oh. Those kids are going to tear me and take all my cotton out. I always hate kids in the first place. Now I want my mummy and Yappi…

Can see the girl’s underwear, probably Extrange, Calawain and Shokkeru are looking at these loli panties with their nose bleeding now.

Everyone enjoys themselves and the Chairman (I’m calling this and another name later on.) of the hospital collects data from the sick Kirie who is now on bed and I found that very intriguing, but he broke it before he came to a close of saying what Kirie really is. I mean, we haven’t been knowing what Kirie’s past was about, neither do we know who this guy really is with the Destruct Code acting actively when he goes near it. Must kill you later, Chairman…But with Kirie bringing knives into the battlefield he’s gonna destroy the whole world all by himself.

NOOOO!!! You can’t leave a cliffhanger here! I’m so gonna sue your Charity Hospital!

Then night came and people are already sleeping and gone into Dreamland or Nightmare-land. Morte had a secret date with the Destruct Code all alone in bed and in come the dead man back in the beginning of episode 2 where Kirie, Morte and Toppi are being struck by a Beastman pirate ship and Agan saving their sucky lives. Morte looks not-so-badass and tsundere until Kirie dream of it again, with more questions than answers being answered. If only that Chairman gave us an answer who or what Kirie is I’ll be able to sleep peacefully tonight and also hopefully think of theories about what’s going to happen next.

It’s getting exciting…but no…Elephant-man walks by…

Must be patrolling and spying to steal all of Burger King’s most confidential secrets. Or are you here to steal the Destruct Code?

Everyone goes to sleep again, and Toppi is pondering on the two types of summers (I don’t get it) and the kids playing jump rope from yesterday came to ask questions about Toppi himself and about his adventures. You kids, so sadistic…you treated Toppi as a stuff toy that has been abandoned for 500 years and I feel so sympathetic for him. Can I cuddle him?

Answer: Because Toppi is 120 years old! That’s why he’s so old!

I WANT A TOPPI TEDDY BEAR!!! (Pulls Impz and Crusader’s shirts, acting moe and innocent to get it for $859. Hahaha…can make them go broke.)

While our poor teddy bear got attacked by kids from the hot summer heats, Naja and Ri A, who happens to get too bored of watching the Olympics on their TV screen (Probably watching too much swimming events, and they decided that another swimming event will send their heads to the mental institution. And Ri A wants to slim down after eating too much cup ramen while watching it.) so they decided to exercise under the sun, only Naja to faint no more than 10 seconds later.

Naja: Need…water…oasis…(Drops dead.)

What you gonna see are not for kiddies, especially when Ri A took her guns out twice, ready to shoot the brains out of the beastmen who think they’re getting in the way. Let’s see how many times she’s going to take them out…:

Woah, easy there, girl. One time.

Nice girls don’t swear to boys, Ri A. That’s the 2nd and last time we’re going to see her shoot brains out of the beastmen again.

With Naja by her side, he prevents Ri A from killing (both) humans and beastmen on their way to the village. (Phew, no more blood bath.) But if you have been missing those (sick) wanted posters, this might be your last chance seeing it.

Must…know…who…drew…sick…poster…

Naja and Ri A got aid by a passing beastman who happens to help Naja wake up again under the hot sun, and went to the town where the Chairman was stuck at. Ri A wants to shoot brains out of the human, but is halt by the Wolfman. They recognize the beastman, previously known as the Desert Slayer whom had slay countless humans during the war. To chase them out of the place, he lied to the two World Salvation Committee members that he built the town in order to capture the orphans and humans and kill them. Night came, and Morte find things very suspicious when Kirie, Toppi and the 3 kids went missing…

Kirie: Roll, roll, roll your eyes
Gently down Dreamland
You will see the end of you
When you are finally killed by me. (In ghostly tone, ready to kill Morte.)

Kirie and Toppi: Roll, roll, roll your eyes
Gently by the stream,
Never get in our ways
Or else you’ll die a heart attack. (Stabs Morte in the heart. THE RISE OF BROTHERHOOD!)

The surprise is spoil and all because of you, Morte (Tears dirty tissue paper in front of her while watching World Destruction. Not feeling very well, caught with flu.) with the birthday cake almost in action. Then she leaves to tell everyone the surprise but saw the human wanting to burn both the house and the Desert Slayer down.

BURN, FIRE, BURN! LET THOSE MAGGOTS DIE!

Meanwhile, still waiting for Morte to come back and scare the frights out of her again, Kirie, Toppi and those three crazy kids thought that she spread all the dirty secrets about them. After Kirie hears this, he takes the knife, ready to kill Morte anytime now…

Quite the psychopath, Kirie. Can’t wait to see his darker side, if only there is. (Can imagine Kirie pushing the knife into Morte’s heart and blood spurting out of the kitchen, as he laughed evilly to himself through the entire night.)

But Kirie didn’t get to find Morte out of her wits after seeing the house that has the lights on for the night. Letting curiosity taking over him, Toppi and his 3 companions decide that Kirie has gone missing and failed to stop Morte from taking their dark secrets. So they decide to cheat, by celebrating the chairman’s birthday one day earlier. (Wonder if Toppi cheats on his exams when he was young, hmm…)

Your sins are forgiven, my Lord.

I’ll give you Morte’s dirty little secret (dirty little secret…dirty little secret)
I’ll give you that Morte has a brother… (Morte has a brother, Morte has a brother)
Her dirty little secret, is exposed to the public
Her dirty little secret, all has to know, all has to know~

This little but useful information proved to be useful who the dead person in the coffin be (Morte’s younger brother, spoilers, told ya!) and that he joined a resistance group named the Golden Lions to defeat the beastmen, but in the end he died. Just as the human wants to burn everything down, Kirie finally comes to the rescue!!!

Don’t you dare take my Morte away from my sight, never! I am finally omnipotent, to be able to tackle a weak human like you. I know you miss your dead wife and daughter, but you can’t strike all of it at her!

While on the struggle to get him away from Morte and the Desert Slayer, Toppi and his 3 jailers (with the birthday cake. I bet my Black Forest is so much better than that cake, everyone loves my cake!) arrived just in time to destroy the cake, get barbecued in the fire raw but the three destroyers took and ate them away before they can be cooked properly. As for the Desert Slayer, well, he saved himself and the human out of the fire.

This isn’t fair! Don’t you think we men are useless! You can’t throw us in the middle of a desert!

But being muddleheads themselves, they followed Morte (Even if Toppi is still a hero and Kirie is a wimp) all the way till she changes her mind not to destroy the world anymore. For my overall view of this episode, the directions and wind had switch to a more plot-driven and less filler-like. Questions we need to ask ourselves:

1. Who or what Kirie is.
2. Secrets needed to be exposed by Morte of the Destruct Code and his younger brother

For now, I need my sleep, since the cough syrup I took is giving me the dizzy spells. Can see…stars…angels flying on my head… (Drops to sleep mode.)

Kirie and Toppi: Don’t act cocky on us, Morte.
Morte: (Turns away from them) You are the stupid ones here. You’re given the choice not to follow me. Want me because I got bigger b00bs than that crazy Dragongirl?
Kirie and Toppi Blushes) No, we’re not. Let’s save the world!
Morte: (Slaps forehead.) Sigh. Idiots.

Next episode:

Kirie: Did you see that, Toppi?
Toppi: (Nods in agreement.)
Kirie: Good. Now we can see what’s underneath Morte’s skirt (peeps under Morte’s skirt but didn’t see what was coming over him is a loud, big SMACK!)

If only miracles happen. Oh well, at least I can wait for the results 6 weeks from now, that’s how the system goes. No use pondering about it anymore, since the done can’t be undone. And I’m starting to realize something for each episode in the opening where you see all the different people Kirie, Morte and Toppi sees just in that episode (eg. Rinan on the 1st episode, the beastgirl who stole the Destruct Code back at the ship in episode 2, the human female prisoner in episode 3, that crazy frogman in episode 4 and today’s a ramgirl who was being molested in public by a wolf pedo in this episode.) Just by looking at it, the real thing will probably only by starting in either episode 7 or 8.

This time round we have another bear, except that it’s black and ends his words with ‘bear’ instead of ‘kuma’, Yappi, the Black short-leg teddy bear! And trust me, he’s more annoying than our poor Toppi with our dear terrorists Morte and Kirie.

Don’t be fooled by it’s appearance

Oof! I got hit in the ass by this Toppi Replica

I AM TOPPI’S EVIL TWIN BROTHER! WATCH WHAT I CAN DO TO YOU HUMANS!!!

Ok, so Morte and Kirie got arrested, again and sent to the coliseum to fight against many dangerous beastmen which looked ridiculously stupid and ugly. So where’s Toppi? He left them there, never to save them again and return to the Heroes’ Guild to become a zero to hero. No, just kidding, but it’s true. He came to town all by himself, enjoying his limelight in saving a victim from being molested in public.

Since when I have wrinkles growing on my eye bags?

Behold! The ugly helmet of horrors, will rot your head and end up like Cid of Soul Eater with a hole in his head!

Let’s beat out the crap out of those beastmen, I’m sure we’ll earn lots of money when we are set free and they’ll end up in hell.

Aww…Kirie misses his teddy bear…

Well, Toppi enjoys himself out in town, eating fish, fish and more fish and sees his evil twin brother again, but it seems that his evil twin is behaving so different from those World Destruction Committee members…Never judge a bear by it’s cuteness.

Someone save me from that perv! (with very tiny moe eyes looking at the crowd.)

Yay! I found my long lost evi…i mean, lovable twin brother Yappi!!!

And then, they celebrate their reunion they haven’t been celebrated for…20 years? You bears, Toppi and Yappi should be in your 30s’ by now, and why are you still look as if you are only 10 years old??? What is happening in today’s society? Having the appearance of a 10 year old but in actual fact you’re only 50? And possessing the appearance of a 60 year old, but in reality you’re only 4 years old? The world is such a confusing place after all, where kids from all over the world will be questioning their existence. Oh god…

Nice one, Mr. Stubby Short Legs. Nice work done.

So the ramgirl decide to give both teddys a treat, and see who wins playing rock-paper-scissors?

TOPPI WINS!!!!

Looked as if they’re wearing diapers. Aww…they’re so CUTE!

And yes, I’m too lazy for my own good, after days of waiting for the subbers to do their job. Life is so unfair, with piles of homework coming your way, as well as I don’t want to come to school and stay at home sleeping all day long, boo hoo hoo.

I guess that you would be referring to Morte-chan and Kirie-kun….nice nicknames, by the way.

Great, another Beastman miser, but this one actually uses brains. Talk about roosterman.

TOPPI TO THE RESCUE, KUMA~ But are you sure that you’re the true Toppi?

So gradually Toppi rescues his party members and at the same time, his evil twin brother steals money from the vault and while escaping, guess who he bumped into? TOPPI!

OMG! TWO TOPPIS! But which one is it (Even an infant know the difference.)

So, our destroyers got arrested again, Kirie was pwned and Toppi lost face to many other beastmen and Morte has to give up her rights to get out of prison if only she takes part in the series of events in the tournaments, beating the hell out of those monsters she, Toppi and our cowardly Kirie are going to fight later.

LET’S DO THIS! And Kirie, you’re now a Viking, ‘grats!

Oh man, give the poor bear (And humans) a break. We’re just been caught by that evil teddy bear from hell.

Yeah, you might have to end up like those crossdressers if you don’t get your body up to shape Kirie!

Pictures on those cross-dressers can be found by clicking here, here and here, although I like the last one better. For those buying Persona 4 on December 9 2008, I’m warning you. Spoilers ahead!

Our destroyers got to the fighting grounds and met their first opponent: A giant sandworm? I’ve seen too many of this, what happened to originality? On the other hand, while enjoying the Olympics event on your TV screen, let’s see what our destroyers got to say about the sporting spirits…:

MY ARMOUR!!!!!

RUN TOPPI RUN! Yes! You got gold, beating all your opponents in the Beijing 2008 Olympics! The first bear to outrun a human! Move it, with those stubby legs of yours!

Javelin, anyone? Let’s sign Toppi up for the Javelin event, shall we? That makes 2 golds in a row.

So they defeated the sand worm that spits only sand, our next wrestling opponent on the field: Minotaurus Horrotstein!!! Gosh, what kind of name is that? Let’s see what they can do on the wrestling ring…:

Nice mallet you got there, Horrorstein. But as the Olympic rules go, you can’t bring anything except your fists up into the ring.

Morte, Kirie and Toppi fought with only their fists on and guess what? Fairness prevails. Frustrated at the results brought by the three destroyers, Yappi the sore loser teddy bear decides to leave the stadium, but see what happens if you leave in the middle of an intensive match.

Weird name to start with…Mutton. Can we roast you and make kebabs instead? You’ll make such nice meat (Looking at the male members in THAT, drooling over her.)

You shouldn’t make young ramgirls cry, Yappi. People thinks that you’re abusing her.

We won! Let’s have grilled beef patties after the series ends, shall we? (World Salvation Committee members are also welcome.)

Can’t get enough with the Olympic spirits? This last fight determines the fate of our destroyers, is it a run or a dash? Let’s find out and we can see poor Kirie swimming the 2542697220th round on the Butterfly stroke in the swimming arena.

Why not name them Goldilocks and the three little bears? After all, you’re a BAND!!!

Finally, the bear has fangs. It seems that the wanted poster issued all over the world turns out to be really detailed.

Kentucky Fried Chicken can be nice too. Anyone, KFC Delivery? BTW: I am born in the year of the rooster/chicken.

Hmm…what about being a hero? Oh well, guess being a villain is more suitable for your taste, after being influenced/brainwashed by those two idiotic humans you’ve been hanging around too much.

So everyone knows that our three destroyers are the World Destruction Committee members, run away and the rest get their hands on their gold. Too bad Ri A and Naja won’t get to see them being in the World Destruction Olympics in this episode. Probably the television they have back at their ship got them interested in the games, too.

Kirie philosophy time!!!

This is the episode that you won’t see our destroyers being shown another (sick) wanted poster.

This is the episode that you won’t see our destroyers getting into too much trouble (Except the part Kirie broke a branch of the sakura tree)

This is also the episode that you will definitely see our destroyers wearing animal ears. (Bunny ears go-go!)

We get to see the different side of what the destroyers do when they reached Springland, where the entire year is spring throughout and beastmen are populated with, so to try to adapt Kirie and Morte has to disguise themselves as beastmen to adapt to their surroundings.

Animation is so much better than the previous episode (Along with smooth running animation and art) and getting a little serious on the plot now, though there are some funny moments throughout this week’s episode. The subs are much clearer now, thanks to dear subbers that are picking up the series. But there are some sad elements beneath the story related to beautiful Sakura trees (Sob, sob)

HOT!! Probably all male bloggers at THAT (With the exception of Impz and Crusader) will have blood drooling out of their noses and drown in their own blood pool.

So disguising as beastmen travelers, Kirie and Morte have to wear fake cat and rabbit ears just to aviod bloodshed and destruction for this episode (Hopefully not). I wonder why Toppi, being a member of the World Destruction Committee, not disguise into another beastman even though he’s already one. So there was this legend of the sakura trees told by a passerby, and it turns out to be heavy-hearted. The sakura trees will bloom beautifully, sucking out the blood of beastman for full bloom. Kirie is observant that they did not get to see any trees in the town, but they soon found the only tree standing just outside the town.

Wow, Naja sounds as if they are going to an amusement park to have FUN! (Too bad Ri A is not enjoying it, want to seek out bloodshed…must…kill…)

Meanwhile, back at the World Salvation Committee ship, our two salvation members are catching up with the destroyers in Springland (Where Naja makes it sound they are going to have FUN!). The lyrics of this song originated from the FUN song from Spongebob, but I changed the words a little to suit the storyline.

Naja: F is for friends, we save the world together
U is for you and me! ME! (With stupid grin)
N is for Anywhere and anywhere at all we have fun at the amusement park~ (KUMA!)

Ri A: F is for fire, we get to kill humans
U is for Uranium…GUNS! (Talk about Nuclear bombs)
N is for no Destruction Committee, ’cause we are going to save the world!!! (With evil laugh at the end)

Hey, Destruct Code. Tell me what’s going to happen to me tomorrow. Am I going to pass my Accounts test?

So the boss of this town decide to cut all the sakura trees and there will be only one of them outside the peaceful beastmen populated port. Guess what happens? Kirie discovered petals flying away and found the sakura tree standing glamorously, till Kirie accidentally broke one of the branches and that is when trouble began to brew. Soon, everyone avoid him and Toppi who seem them as outcasts of the place now, beastmen running away from the cursed fellows.

Lucky, no sick wanted posters this time. We are fugitives, actually…

Talk about unlucky. Luck is not out side from the beginning, Morte. You know that, after you’ve gambled our money away back at that casino ship.

Not as innocent as he looks, beware. Never judge a beastman what animal they are. Falling into the pit of DOOM is already bad enough.

The funny parts are not enough to make me laugh at this time, so let’s get on to picture-telling, shall we? Wait…I seem to have another song in my mind.

Kirie: F is for fun we get to do idiotic things together…
U is for the three of us…YEAH! Let’s destroy the world!
N is for never be separated as we will end this worthless world! (With me around, I will create more destruction than ever, since I have the power to do that!)

Morte: F is for facade there’s no use saving this ugly world
U is for Manchester United…SOCCER!
N is for nothing will be wasted if we get to destroy the world! (And save everyone else)

Some supernatural forces and being worked in this hill…beware

Toppi and Agan: F is for females we get to throw them in somewhere alone (And die of starvation)
U is for the two of us… (To the rise of manhood!)
N is for never believe what Morte say we will print money and we’ll be the richest men in the world, KUMA!~

Ok, enough of the song. We’ll continue it before I complete writing this post with all 6 destroyers of the world will sing together. BTW, Toppi and Agan were drinking booze at Springland’s bar while singing this.

Man…he broke one part of the tree. Might as well apologize to everyone in Springland but it will be too late by then…you’re jinxed now.

You’re already dead. Why bother coming here again when you’re a ghost now? (But I know that you love your lover dearly.)

This is going to be one messy problem. You’re scaring everyone away, except for Agan, who happens to be just beside you.

After scaring (almost) the whole town away by the made-up curse, Agan just happens to be in town, for those who do not believe in coincidence, well, sometimes in real life these things happen. I happen to be meeting one of my juniors in my school almost in all school events between last and this week, so it could also happen to anyone else too. But more bad luck is stirring on Kirie.

What coincidence! We meet again! (And don’t forget to print some money)

One way to scare all your opponents away during battles.

And it is also the time where too many unfortunate things happen to our destroyers, but the myth is made up, so it’s not true anymore, yeah! But Kirie and Toppi are trying to make it happen to everyone else in town, especially the World Salvation Committee…hmm~

OW! I hurt myself!

Oops, I cut the roots of the tree. More bad luck.

Let’s rename this episode ‘The Series of Unfortunate Events in Springland’

You’re quite the sadist, Kirie-kun. Trying to kill your best friend Toppi, eh?

Kirie needs to re-write his plans. He didn’t know what trouble he will be causing later on, his plans will be ruined and without Morte’s help, all they could do is run, run and more sprinting. Should consider taking Toppi into the Beijing Olympics next week…he could achieve the world record for 100m, 200m and all over track-and-field events to come.

Kirie’s even deadlier than Light/Kira’s Death Note. Mamo-kun~

Oh, shit. Wrong person, wrong time. Wait till Ri A turns into Dragon mode, and all of you will be dead meat.

Dragongirl, Dragongirl, she’s the girl who will save the world. She will dismantle the destroyers who are trying to destroy the world, and one day she will join them. Dragongirl, Dragongirl, she will always be by your side.

So meanwhile while the other two men are running away from Dragongirl, Morte paid a visit to Jade’s house and discovered that he can’t be possibly living in this ruined shack. She finds a photo with him and his lover (Which the war takes place 90 years ago), with Jade’s bracelet lying on the floor. She soon discovers that the Jade she and her fellow destroyers present was his spirit.

At the same time, Kirie and Toppi are still on the run as Ri A, who cannot even fly or swim to catch up with her enemies. But unfortunate for the both of them, Naja came out of thin air, riding on a motor boat, hopping Ri A into the boat. (Such modern technology, why does Kirie and Toppi choose a manual boat beforehand?). So planning to pretend to drown, that is the only thing that succeeded.

If there’s a girl (Probably Morte) drowning in the middle of the river, screaming for help, what would you do?

The frogman and his servants came to see the most exciting part of the plan, but accidentally stepped on the branch of the sakura tree. That spells trouble…

You’re in for a big, big trouble, Mr. Frogman…

So Kirie’s plan succeed this time round, and not to forget they drown themselves to make it look as if they are really unlucky in breaking the sakura tree branch. The truth is eventually revealed, and it was time for everyone to go. But meeting upon an old lady, she happens to have the same bracelet as the late Jade had on. What sad love story…

This love story takes place 90 years ago, so don’t go screaming if you meet a ghost next time, Kirie.

How old is this woman anyway? 100+? But it was still sad…If only Kirie and Morte be like this the story would be so different.

And not to forget, the last FUN song by all 6 World Destruction Committee Members (Alongside with Naja and Ri A.):

All: F is for frights we scare down the entire planet
U is for everlasting unity, yeah!
N is for ninnies, so we can wipe out the world in less than 1 second (With the Destruct Code + Kirie’s Destructive Powers)!!!

Look at my butt! And are these handcuffs too large for my size?

The first thing we all knew, all three World Destruction Committee members are thrown into jail by a Wolfman miser and his minions. But good to say, our destroyers are attempting prison break, WDC style along with a few friends that are attempting the stunt too. Sorry for the late post, I get it update as soon as the subs are out, so it’s pretty late for the subbers to sub the episode.

You know, I never seem to forget taking this picture in every single episode. Once again, sick people drawing sick drawings. The quality of art in this episode wasn’t so good and if you look closely Production I.G is keeping the best for the last, I hope.

Sexy figure…but no panties (Or else this show will be renamed World of Morte-service). Just kidding. I’m having a very rough day in school today, so take it as cheering myself up. Those beastmen who treated Morte aren’t very nice, especially the other female prisoner being physically abused by a jailer. But they are a little nice towards Kirie (Being an assistant cook back in Episode 1 before he lost his job by Morte.) and Toppi (Everyone fears the bear, aww~)

WTF! All talk and relaxing at the deck of the sand ship! What is the meaning of this? Where is our human rights! Hope you and Li A join the WDC later in the series/game or else I’ll scratch your face till you can’t see your eyes anymore! But you are right too; violence is never the way to solve problems.

Let’s see how our destroyers deal with their jobs in prison…

I’M A WORLD DESTRUCTION COMMITTEE MEMBER! BE VERY, VERY AFRAID.

Both prisoners and jailers alike eat garbage. Good job for keeping everything clean and cool, Kirie!

All jailers and prisoners alike are afraid of the poor bear. FEAR ME! I’M A BESATMAN WHO JOINED THE WORLD DESTRUCTION COMMITTEE TO BECOME A TRAITOR TO ALL BEASTMEN AND I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!

Well, stay tuned for more bear-pity moments where Morte and Toppi went up against each other for bear rights’. Toppi then complains how he became a hero to zero, and there’s Toppi being the hero in a prison famed to being BAD!!!

I AM BADDDDDD! The worst of the worst! BOW DOWN TO ME OR ELSE, DIE!

And the battle doesn’t seem to end. Could you stop touching at the bear dummy, Kirie, people will think that you are a bear pedophile

So supposingly Kirie and Morte knew that bears like Toppi can dig and live in holes, so Toppi is forced to do all the hard work while the two humans who are stuck in jail have to continue to keep a watch out of their jailers. Got to say being a beastman has an advantage and seen at the other side of the cell, not all beastmen act like tyrants like what Morte see when she was digging mines.

Way to go, TOPPI! Leave Morte behind and escape with Kirie, for the rise of BROTHERHOOD, no matter if you are a beastman or human. No, just kidding, Morte. Can’t leave a find woman like you in prison, especially you got cowardly Kirie to babysit.

YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY THE BEASTMEN POLICE FORCE, WORLD DESTRUCTION COMMITTEE MEMBER!

And inside this room lives a Wolfman miser, who polishes his gold till he could see his sharp teeth shining like a star. Wait till Naja and Li A kiss your butts goodbye when they arrive tomorrow, then you go for a jackpot somewhere else.

Ready for another Toppi moments, ninja style?

Fortunately my job as a ninja would be quite useful here to get out of this stupid prison. Watch me do stunts and the jailers in this walled place will drop their jaws.

You called me, Mr. Jailer? No…I happen to be sleeping peacefully, until you came and disturb my beauty sleep! (And I got the keys to get us out of here kuma~)

I got the key in my mouth, to unlock the secret door to Kingdom Hearts… (Pun not intended). Now we can start our goal to PRISON BREAK!

There’s one nice beastman jailer who happen to find another exit on the other side of the WDC’s cell for the female prisoner who got physically abused by another jailer while working under the hot sun. But watch your words, young jailer. They will tie you up and you have a slim chance to get out of this place with your human partner.

SHH! You’ll wake everyone up and our plan for breaking out of prison will be all ruined!

WAHH! Everybody look! I got out of jail!!!!!

Didn’t see that one coming, but the miser holds on to the woman and Toppi, who once again, goes to anyone (In distress) for help! Just call his hotline and he’ll…arrive…immediately…to help…everyone…(Sees a very painful head tackle, that reminds so much of Pokemon)

Epic win!

Basically our destroyers (And prisoners) break out of prison and the two couple lives happily ever after. I was hoping to see Kirie doing something to help like kicking one of the jailers till he ran out of blood or contribute to the Committee so that you are not a burden in the team. Shame on you…unless you want to change gender or cross dress, like our heroes in P4 that was recently arrived in Japan after signing the girls up for the competition. I get the character development thing enough in my head, and just get on with the plot and action.

He’ll end up like them if Kirie does not stand up and FIGHT! (Yes, I’m talking to you, Kirie.)

Well, I just simply don’t care about the comments some of you wrote the other time. And of course I’m very upset about it, but I’ll settle some misunderstandings after I’m done with how the show goes. It’s getting late, and I have countless tests coming up for me. So this is going to take some time. I pity the poor bear, he just need a growth sprout and no one will belittle our little hero again. And I don’t mind if you really hate the genre of the show, and let’s not talk about it again or else I go blah blah blah…

Off with the (fake) cat ears, in with the end of the world and more beastmen appearing in the episode, as well as all the other heroes here. I really wish Agan had more screen time, but life still goes on. Kudos for Production I.G for showing this horrible (but epic) wanted poster of the ‘World Destruction Committee’ members. It seems even uglier than before and with Kirie and Toppi joining in, they could go as far as they can go to and commit seppuku and die without anyone knowing. And then the story ends here. No…just kidding…poor bear…fallen to the level of being a member of the World Destruction Committee. Ending up in Agan’s ship, they make deals with the guy and I just pity this teddy bear for this episode, he’s being ignored with Agan not knowing where he is until he told him to look down~kuma. (RV is starting to like him ending his sentence with ~kuma)

Dead….or Alive…. (With extras joining in with Morte)

So Agan leaves with his own ship, while the ‘World Destruction Committee’ members went on to the Pleasure ship, where wanted people like themselves can more freely and with hot chicks (Flashback at Code Geass R2 episode 1 with Kallen and her bunny suit) and an illegal casino. (Note to Agan: World Destruction Committee does not print money out of magic or whatsoever technology they had there.) So a beastgirl (lack for a better word) purposely trips on our heroes and steal Morte’s Destruct Code. without anyone realizing it.

No one prints money in this entire world. (Except the government, probably. I’m not into politics anyway)

Meanwhile we have Kirie and Toppi celebrating their ‘brotherhood’ and Morte went illegal gambling, winning in almost every round. Naja and Lia are introduced at the same time and at anytime Lia will kill every single person on the ship and enjoys her killing spree (Just be looking at her actions and taking her pistols each time.) So kids, never gamble in your entire lives or else all your possessions will be lost forever and Lady Luck will never return your calls again as this has happened to Morte when she’s up to a match against Naja. (And even use the can of can food as the Destruct Code.) I bet that Naja used the trick in 21, so instead of gambling, he’s counting cards. Cool, yeah? Otherwise he wouldn’t afford to get a 21/Blackjack in the first place.

With Toppi telling Kirie that there are two different types of women in the world, one type goes with staying alone and those who don’t and Morte happens to belong to the former choice~kuma. Getting the girl’s father out of the ship (Due to his bad gambling habits, you see, kids, never, EVER, EVER gamble in your entire lives, otherwise you’ll end up with debts piling up, declaring bankrupt after that.) And probably this is the 2nd time where Toppi have to give gold coins to ‘charity’ again, but I’m afraid not. Not going to be generous again, eh~kuma?

At the casino Morte is making losses as Naja comes in and ends up with no money. Using the can food as a Destruct Code, this is going to make a laughing stock among the World Salvation Committee if they accept her offer. Or they will follow Mozart’s footsteps, write an incomplete requiem and die of high fever.

Haha, tricked!

This is when Lia went into Killer Mode and starts shooting her babies out of her guns. So she went out of bullets, transforming herself into some kind of dragon, killing more people (But rest assured that no one is hurt or killed during the fight.) With the Destruct Code going from one person to another, this might as well pass as a Destruct Code pinball game. Finally it reaches into Kirie’s hands and just when the blond is going to crash into him she stopped (as if she knew him in the past). So our heroes escape, and the story ended when they escaped into another piece of land.

The other side of the story:

Thumbs down when we do not get to know what Morte’s life was like before the story starts, only showing a dead man and crying over her lover/brother, I don’t know.

Free of Charge? You see, we don’t print money…so you mind taking around the world for free?

I. AM. RIGHT. IN. FRONT. OF. YOU.

Insult no. 1

Insult no. 2: Boasting about yourself.

Insult no. 3: Leave the girl, we go on with life, to the rise of brotherhood!

I’M A DRAGON! FEAR ME!

Just by observing and analyzing at the preview of the next episode, the quality of the art seems to go down by my standards with some inconsistent parts (With Kirie looking a little different from the 1st 2 episodes). I hope this won’t keep up till then. But in anyways, not so much progression for this episode except with the bear insults (Petition to take Toppi as a pet, anyone?) and new characters. I’m turning in…writing this in the middle of the night…(grumble)(grumble)

At last…probably the rest of you and I has their eyes popped when watching the entire episode. Not what I’ve expected, but there’s still time for improvement. And who’s the sick human/beastman who drew that? Surely there’s some advanced technology you’ve have, like those soldiers from the World Salvation Committee had their guns on and shoot people. Anyways, there’s still a couple of episodes and if Kirie goes on to be a coward for the rest of the series, I would have to stop watching the show because in the game trailer he doesn’t act that way (And I hope in the game he does not do too much of that.). I’m only doing a summary to the first episode and for the consecutive episodes I just write my thoughts out so that I won’t spoil the story for those who wants to catch it themselves just by clicking here. To the summary…and if you want to watch it by yourself, go to the impressions section.

SPOILERS ALERT!

As the story goes, beastman are the rulers of the world our heroes are living in and humans are inferior to the beastmen. Narrated by Toppi (The stuffed bear) in the beginning, he was out drinking booze in a bar and we knew that he is a member of the Heroes’ Guide, who are detectives or freelancers that people will look for help, with a small price in return. A wanted poster of Morte was shown (Unfortunately, talk about ugly) in the bar and later at the restaurant Kirie is currently working it, disguising as a beastman with those fake cat ears on. Unconcerned about the world he was living in, he then serves a dish to a cloaked customer and later told Kirie that he gave the wrong dish. Meanwhile, masked soldiers in white surrounded the restaurant and inside the restaurant, there were rumors spreading that the so-called ‘World Destruction Committee’ is here in the town. The rumor was interrupt by our hero here, giving the right dish this time. The cloaked lady then calls the beastman to get lost as she wants to have her lunch peacefully but it was interrupted again when the soldiers in white had their guns on the cloaked lady.

Calling themselves the World Salvation Committee, they ordered the people in the restaurant to freeze, except for one obvious person (You-know-who, it’s just so predictable). The cloaked person whines that her lunch was paid by all her savings and attacked the soldiers. The person was revealed to be the wanted person of the ‘World Destruction Committee’, as Kirie looked at her in awe. She pulls Kirie and got ready the weapon pointing on his neck, threating the WSC soldiers that if they move the boy dies. Struggling, the fake cat ears Kirie was putting on was fake, revealed that he is human (Which people don’t see them very often in a world ruled by beastmen.) The soldiers started shooting the two humans immediately and the girl ran away leaving Kirie behind as he followed, with no place to return to.

In the meantime, Toppi is still drinking booze (And don’t expect his voice to be a typical cute one like Kero from CCS or like almost all the Shugo Charas in Shugo Chara.) and a human boy went towards him, asking for his help to rescue his older sister who was about to become a sacrifice to Sakkai (Which we will know later.) by Nekoshi-sama’s request, willing to pay any price for the bear. On top of the mountains which occupies a castle, some cat-like beastmen reported the new information to their leader (That the World Destruction Committee has arrived in the town.) Feeling worried that his castle will be raided by the WDC, the leader shrieks, complains that the town doesn’t bring much fortune to him and his problems with Sakkai and the WDC, he orders his men to get a sacrifice to Sakkai.

Out in a forest somewhere, the girl complains why Kirie, as a human, was in the town and with Kirie defending himself that he was successful in raiding into the restaurant (Probably to get some money to see ends meet.) because working for a beastman would make a person earn big bucks. He laments to Morte that she revealed his human identity and calls her name, without even her introducing herself. Asking why he knew her name, he answered, that her name was written in the wanted poster and mentioned more details about her until he speaks about her age. Morte then exclaims that she is only 16 years old and not 17, and telling Kirie that there is a big difference between 16 years old and 17 years old. Thinking, he doesn’t think that age is really important, as long as the looks and the name is right. Ranting like an old lady, she turns back at Kirie and apparently introduces himself. Morte has no idea that the WSC has started calling her a WDC member, chasing after her like an escaped fugitive. but was thankful that the soldiers has gave her such a nice nickname. A girl came out from the bushes, and asked who they are. Kirie gave the girl a stupid response that they were tourists or drifters. Rinan asked if they had seen her brother, Kain till the elder of the human village stopped the conversation, inviting the two adventurers to stay in the village for the night, since Morte does not want to stay there for long.

Night has come (And the moon looked like cartoonish cat eyes, without the irises.) and the two travelers rest for the night. Kirie almost finished his dinner (And even took Morte’s share greedily.) and Morte asked what he was going to do from now on. Declaring that he has nowhere to go with the restaurant destroyed and him ‘quitting’ since they found out he’s human (Before he takes all of Morte’s share of dinner.), he decides to stay in the village for a long-term period. He asked if she would like to do the same, but she declines as she wants to destroy the world by herself. Kirie warns Morte that both humans and beastmen will be killed if she does that, but Morte doesn’t care anyways. Destroying the worthless world, she will say and Kirie proves that it’s impossible to destroy the world by herself. Introducing the Destruct Code that looked like a black crystal, she says that that alone would be sufficient to destroy the world. Out of curiosity, Kirie wanted to touch the orb but Morte moved it further away from his reach, with the orb glowing green lights which surprised the brunette. Kirie says he wants to touch it but was shut by Morte. Telling the blond not to follow her, she just wants him to go back to the restaurant disguised as a beastman again leaving her alone and after rambling, about to say something hurtful/serious to Kirie he fell asleep just in time. As both travelers rested for the night, the villagers were discussing to use the two travelers as sacrifices to Sakkai since Kain could not be found (As he is the next sacrifice to Sakkai.) and they have to replace him otherwise.

On their way to the nearest piece of land, Toppi and Kain were riding a ship to get to the village just in time, and the villagers did not find Morte to be sleeping in bed and with Kirie snoring loudly sleeping on the floor alone (And with b00bs later…oh no…). Morte leaves the village, who regrets leaving Kirie alone to fend for himself till Rinan came, warning that Kirie was to become a sacrifice to Sakkai.

As the cat beastmen surround around Kirie above performing a ritual (Which is very silly for those who had watched.) with the blond still snoring like a glutton, a monster beneath the waters was summoned, ready to eat Kirie up. (Sorry if I write something pretty stupid later, which is based on actual fact that he’s eating goo.) Kirie sleep-talks in his sleep, swallowing on the blue stuff and threw it out later and realized that two monsters were about to enter their hungry stomachs. Still in the ritual, Morte grabbed the leader of the beastmen, calling herself a World Destruction Committee member. All his henchmen snarl at the brunette and as she pointed her weapon at the leader, they stayed away from her. Taunting where Kirie is, the leader starts blaming his henchmen, asking if who was the one who said that the security is perfect, the others unable to calm their leader down. Threating the leader to become the next sacrifice, she hears a scream from below and on the other hand throwing the beastman down. He sees Kirie below and as he murmured something standing behind Nekoshi-sama, it was too late for the beastman, gobbled up in just one go, spitting only his hat out. Kirie looked at the monsters in fear, and before he was going to be gobbled up Morte came to his rescue, untying only his legs. The WSC soldiers killed one of the monster using their guns again and to add matters worse, Kirie and Morte were bring attacked by them, again, hiding themselves behind a big rock.

Toppi and Kain came in time to rescue Kirie and Morte (Now that the two siblings had reunited together again.) Asking Morte to untie his hands and his upper body too, she turned to him, telling the blond to do it when she finish off the soldiers alone. Showing flashy moves when attacking the WSC, Toppi shows off his short legs out of nowhere, exchanging moves with more of them. One of the soldiers got Kirie captive, ordering Morte to drop her weapon (Like in those police/crime movies.) when the procedure was interrupted by the monsters, Kirie was too late to run, about to become the monster’s dinner and luckily Toppi could save him otherwise there is no more story to it. He mistakes Kirie for a lady (Because of his ‘b00bs, perhaps? You don’t mind him cross-dressing in a side-quest when the game comes, as in IF they have side-quests in the game.) and with more misunderstandings that Toppi is one of the members of the WDC, ordering the rest to finish Toppi and Kirie off. To save both captives, Morte threatens the soldiers that she’ll activate the Destruct Code if they kill Kirie. One of them thought she was joking, they starts attack the brunette all over again until she tripped, the orb fell into Kirie’s hands. It started glowing stronger that the previous time, and everything below starts to crumble.

Managed to escape from death, Kirie still had his hands on the Destruct Code, glowing. Morte confessed to Kirie that she doesn’t know how to activate the Destruct Code properly, and as he return the orb to Morte, it stopped glowing. The two kids come to the travelers, thanking them for their help with no more talk after they realize that they are the World Destruction Committee. Looking at the silhouettes of a younger her and the guy you’ll see in the preview of the next episode lying dead (Probably her brother or lover.) Stealing Toppi’s ship, Morte and Kirie are set to destroy the world and it was not too late for Toppi to get into his ship, kicking Kirie during the process. So the three set on an adventure to destroy the world, and Toppi finally finishes narrates the entire tale, telling everyone that heroes had a role in destroying the world.

Impressions:

Well, the first episode was just the beginning and the music’s just decent (By not-so-popular band and singer.) so I wouldn’t take account if not for the strong voice cast. I did not expect Kirie to be such a coward by watching the trailer and the 30-second preview of the series. And it’s unlikely that Kirie will be a coward for the rest of the series since this series was worked on by the old Xenogears team (NOT XENOSAGA, Xenogears.). It’s been a decade since they last did a project together.

Coming up to the plot, I can make a comparison between Xenogears and World Destruction. In Xenogears, demi-humans or beastmen are looked upon as outcasts and the Solarians (A human superior race, who thinks they are the most powerful of all.) are the most superior in that universe but in World Destruction it’s just the opposite, with the roles of humans and beastmen switched. Also, I didn’t thought that the first episode is going to be funny, save for the World Destruction Committee with their role to destroy the world. I could still remember the part where Kirie’s b00bs went jiggling like some fanservice show and couldn’t stop laughing at it. At least it’s not so bad as other game-anime adaptations. The action scenes make it less like a typical MMORPG/RPG style, you don’t hear Maya throwing potions at her allies in Ragnarok the Animation or hearing some slow talk in Persona -trinity soul- with very few action scenes and more like watching an action movie.

I like his b00bs…if he replaced Cloud it would be better in the side-quest

Well, after watching the 1st episode I had thought up of a few theories, mostly related to Kirie. Long before (About 2 months before the show starts) there was a short summary that he possessed powers too destructive that could destroy the world and he knew about it, but in the beginning of the episode nothing of that sort happened. My friend and I think that there is a possibility that he could have lost his memories or had another personality (Some elements borrowed from Xenogears) different from the usual cowardly guy. But the latter is less likely to happen, we would say. And away from cliches and norms, the heroine Morte seem to be doing all the warrior stuff than being a damsel in distress, which is good. Probably there’ll be a part where Kirie will come and save Morte from someone later on.

In the preview for the next episode, it will tell us more on Morte’s tragic past (Looks like it, as she cried in a grave and a boy about her age was lying down, dying. Probably her brother or lover perhaps.) and the introduction of more characters that are (probably) joining the World Destruction Committee like Ria (My friend thinks she’s a mad person, just by looking at the trailer.) and Naja. Wonder when Agan comes in…

You think Toppi’s legs are too short to do that? And sorry for the long (And detailed) summary and other unimportant parts are either shorten or removed from my summary. Maybe this anime would save the other game-anime adapations that suck and prove that it will shine above the rest. The song for the game sounds more catchy and favorable than the ones in the anime, in my opinion. Anyone a Persona fan here? Today’s the day where Atlus released their new game Persona 4. Looks more appealing than Persona 3… (I took about 2 hours to get this summary done…my fingers are itching.)