Getting a boyfriend is tough, but for lovable lasses like Miya here reading this post could help her come up with a winning plan to make Lulu her HUNNI. Ah music to me ears.

Well I guess waiting for the professor to compile all the data from every land is now the norm so in the mean time I guess more posting time. So this post has been incubating on my hard drive for sometime ever since True Tears ended but it has been expanded quite a bit since then.

As a military man I simply adore how shoujo shows have one thing that most other genres lack, doctrine. While there is many a mecha pilot and shounen brat that is ready and eager to charge forth into the fray, this to me is at best some piss poor doctrine and a serious lack there of at worst. In any case the typical shoujo Heroine displays far more tactical and strategic acumen at achieving her objectives so here is a breakdown of a few that I have come across, this list is by no means comprehensive and I hope that a few of you have some proposals of your own. Like war for the shoujo heroine there is no substitute for victory in her love life and in her struggles all is fair, though not all is right. To form a coherent doctrine she has to break things down into strategy (over all vision of how to achieve her goals), operational art (amassing the resources she needs where and when she needs them), and tactics (what she does in every date/meeting). It is no simple task and while there are preferred doctrines proper execution and the will to win remain key to a decisive victory.

Blitzkrieg

Best feint ever…

The crème de la crème of love doctrines being the most commonly used with varying degrees of success. Within Blitzkrieg positional confrontations are to be avoided, with mobility, combined arms, flexibility, and snap decision making being the hallmarks of good modus operandi of successful practitioners. While tactical elegance is usually a given strategic planning is not, even with 100 successful tactical victories in dates, it can still be all undone if those victories are not used wisely. Advances may also be limited with regards to limitations in income which affect operational art. With regards to the target (i.e. the hapless boy the shoujo has set her sights on) an armored thrust along a narrow front violently executed will be part of her opening moves to penetrate the target’s defenses and garner the target’s immediate attention along with daze, fear, and confusion. While maintaining momentum and tactical initiative the shoujo will endeavor to bypass all strong points and effect a full encirclement on her target. Once this is achieved swift capitulation by her target will be forth coming as her man/woman will have no choice but to submit to her will. Hopefully by this stage her target will be over awed enough to the point that capitulation will be swift, final, and voluntary.

Noted Practitioners

Amu’s numerous Shugo Chara allow her to be flexible in offense and defense.

Hinamori Amu (Shugo Chara) – with her very own combined arms team of Ran (Panzer Grenadier), Miki (Heavy Panzer Abteilung), Su (Pioneer/Combat Engineer), and Eru (Artillery) her ability to punch through defensive lines is unparalleled with her subsequent domination over Ikuto, Tadase, Kukai, and Kairi. Her rapid progress on no less than four fronts is nothing short of amazing. Sadly her lack strategic vision as to who she wants to end up with (this blogger is of the opinion that Ikuto is the only choice) may hamper her ultimate success. Her repeated victories over Utau are nothing short of love-field judo that has left Utau beaten and almost broken.

The most loved of all losers in love.

Isurugi Noe (True Tears) – One of the most famous contributors to the doctrine, her plight bitterly demonstrated what a lack of strategic vision could do to an expert tactician. Unfortunately for Noe that while she was able to achieve in mere months where it took her rivals years was nothing short of amazing her ultimate objective was not secured quickly enough. Too late did Noe realize who it was that she loved and too late did she realize the efforts of her Nii-san Ally resulting in her defeat. Shinichiro was able to avoid a complete encirclement by Noe and affected a head long retreat to Hiromi’s formidable defensive works. Once there a long drawn out siege was deemed untenable and Noe moved on with her life blessing the life of a better, luckier, and worthier man. Shinichiro would never forget what could have been and Hiromi was forced to acknowledge Noe’s superiority in tactics.

Shock and Awe

Hime was shocked, but will hime be awed?

Much like the afore mentioned Blitzkrieg this doctrine also emphasizes combined arms, but with displays of overwhelming power, dominant environmental awareness, dominant maneuvers, and spectacular displays of force to paralyze the targeted boy’s/girl’s perception of his/her little world and destroy his/her will to resist her affections. She must seize control of the environment and paralyze or so overload her rivals’ and beloved’s perceptions and understanding of events that the beloved and any rivals would be incapable of resistance at the tactical and strategic levels. The failings of this doctrine with regards to maintaining such high levels of power meant that it is a strategy for the short term. Love wars of attrition should be avoided where ever possible and there are limitations to sustainability as it is a very resource (money and time) intensive method. The key to success is to achieve rapid dominance and make off with the objective as quickly as possible in 13 episodes or less. If the series is to last longer than 13 episodes victory is no longer guaranteed and use of surges might be necessitated to keep her in the fight.

Noted Practitioners

That’s the Shock and Awe spirit for you.

Sheryl Nome (Macorss Frontier) – while Sheryl’s initial objectives were at first unclear her ability to achieve rapid dominance over her Alto-hime was swift and nearly decisive. Only a last minute propaganda victory by Ranka prevented a quick conclusion to what will now be a drawn out slugfest. Despite Alto-hime’s initial misgivings and wariness Sheryl was able to use great displays of Sheryl power to overwhelm him and secure his friendship often leaving her beloved speechless and at a loss for words with but a kiss. Unfortunately for Sheryl her falling victim to Grace means that she will have to initiate a surge in order to secure Alto-hime’s undying affections. Her task is also complicated by the fact that her beloved is highly desired by everyone else on Frontier.

When I first saw this series I thought that this was just yuri-baiting, and how delightfully wrong I was.

Chikane Himemiya (Kannazuki no Miko) – The premier theorist and most successful practitioner of Shock and Awe, Chikane was able to delay her offensive until the last moments to achieve complete strategic and tactical surprise on both her rival Soma and her beloved Himeko. With her awesome displays of Chikane power Himeko was swiftly taken and Soma was sent packing in short order. Such was her mastery of the doctrine that her yuri-love trumped out a more traditional and expected relationship. While her campaign is fraught with controversy, Chikane demonstrated that for all her questionable actions, that there is no substitute for victory. Like a master she achived all her initial goals in 12 episodes rather than the allotted 13.

…and that would be the last mistake Katsura’s enemy would ever make.

Kotonoha Katsura (School Days) – the most heavy handed of the Shock and Awe theorists Katsura suffered much during her long campaign to win the head of Itou. Where her rivals all attempted to and succeeded in sleeping with her prize, Katsura triumphed over them all once she gained the ability and ruthlessness to use Katsura power in sharp and awesome displays of her dominance. Where her rivals all ended up sluts, riddled with STDs, and in one case dead, Katsura was forcible deflowered but remained innocent as her consent was not given and her assailant was not Itou. Nevertheless despite the costly battles once Katsura amassed the operational requirements, her vengeance and victory were decisive and final. Sekai and her unborn bastard were left dead, and her other rivals soon all succumbed to all manner of diseases forced into perpetually single as no man or woman would take them for lovers. Katsura won the head of the bastard Itou and sailed off to distant lands with all of her power and wealth. It is said that she made a drinking goblet out of Itou’s skull, but as to her true fate, that has faded into legend.

People’s War

This victory belongs to Ranka and all who supported her.

Often the preferred doctrine of shoujo who are born or possess more humble, though not communist, means, People’s War favors infiltration tactics by a shoujo with more limited resources, and relies on effective local support to achieve her aims. Hallmarks of this doctrine include:

1: A short artillery bombardment to start any offensive action, featuring heavy shells mixed with numerous caterpillar projectiles, which would concentrate on neutralizing the target’s and rivals’ front lines, rather than on destroying them by itself.

2: Under a creeping barrage, shock trooper shoujo would move forward and infiltrate the boy’s/girl’s defenses at previously identified weak points. She would avoid combat whenever possible and attempt to destroy or capture the target’s headquarters and artillery strong points.

3: After the shock trooper shoujo and her local support had done their job, units heavily equipped with cake and chocolate would make heavy attacks along narrow fronts against any of her beloved’s strong points the shock trooper shoujo missed. When the artillery and locals were in place, she could direct the fire wherever it was needed to accelerate the breakthrough.

4: In the last stage of the assault, she and her local allies would mop up any remaining resistance.

It is a costly doctrine to employ and often entails an emotional toll that is at times too awful to contemplate, however if a shoujo sees things through to the end her target and her rivals may be bleed white to the point that she is the one with the last 1000 valentine chocolates. It is a more attrition oriented doctrine that rewards patience and tenacity in face of daunting odds.

Noted Practitioners

Ranka during the Birthday Offensive.

Ranka Lee (Macross Frontier) – despite Sheryl’s early and dramatic successes, effective local support enabled Ranka to stay in the fight to achieve her grandiose public relations victory securing for Ranka the attentions of Alto-hime, where her initial overtures often fell flat. Stealth was her favored means of achieving her goals and she achieved great success in her first film by getting a kiss from her hime. Ranka continues to draw upon strong local support, but currently lacks the means to consolidate her gains due to the lack of comparative Ranka power in comparison to Sheryl. With Sheryl now on the defensive it remains to be seen if Ranka can maintain her recent gains.

A masterfully done feigned sleep by Aihara.

Aihara Kotoko (Itazura na Kiss) – the most noted advocate of People’s War whose eventual victory is all but assured. Despite lacking overwhelming Kotoko power Aihara enjoys unparalleled local support from her future mother in law, and her allies. While her beloved Naoki remains defiant every observer has noted that his ability to mount continued resistance is fading fast. We are in effect seeing the last throes of the Naoki resistance in a few months time he will take Aihara’s name and wear a nurse outfit. Kotoko’s most determined rival is a petty princess who while exceeding Kotoko’s intelligence is nonetheless losing to the “stupid girl.” Nevertheless with ultimate victory and Naoki’s unconditional surrender a good many weeks away Kotoko will have to endure much hardship to be happy, but she will be happy in the end. Episode 14 just aired Kotoko has won a hard earned victory, the War of Naoki’s Ring is now officially over with Naoki’s unconditional surrender to Kotoko. The terms of Reiko’s surrender were notably Carthaginian.

Once again Risa receives aid from an unexpected source…

Risa Koizumi (Lovely Complex) – one of the most famous, but at least the tallest contributors to the theory, Risa’s campaign was a long and hard fought one. Many were the times in which thing looked bad, but with decisive local support she fended off her rivals and would be suitors to win her prize. Her collective title of Hanshin Kyojin with her beloved chibi is a testament to her arduous campaign where her tenacious nature proved that love knows no height. Despite the hard fought nature of her offensive, her terms were rather generous to the vanquished and her beloved. May she be as happy as she is tall.

Methodical Battle

Hiromi works out in her fortress of doom during the War of Shinichiro’s Picture Book.

The most time intensive doctrine available and preferred method of childhood friend types, Methodical Battle is the least flexible of all doctrines. Entrenchment and establishing of extensive defense in depth are required for successful implementation. The goal is to establish such an intricate defense that no rival can hope to assail the methodical bishoujo in her fortress of doom. Fatal errors include the possibility that her defense may be flanked and the chance that an airborne coup de main can dig her out of her fortifications in short order. Thus a defense be lavishly provided for with fortified rooms within or near a target’s house and a deep system of block houses and forts to delay her rivals as long as possible. The ultimate weapon however remains childhood memories and preferably a yubikiri and first kiss. With these a methodical bishoujo cannot lose because she has already been chosen from the outset. Timing is critical however and while her defensive lines are formidable she must keep her beloved within the deepest layers of her defense and hope that her center of gravity is never struck. If the lynchpin of her defenses (i.e. childhood memories) is compromised her defensive line might become irreversibly compromised.

Noted Practitioners

How I wish Shinichiro took her up on that.

Hiromi Yuasa (True Tears) – The most controversial advocate of Methodical Battle, Hiromi was able to camp out in her beloved’s home for many moons allowing her to construct an elaborate defense that Shinichiro retreated to in the face of the Noe Blitzkrieg. While she was almost fatally flanked and destroyed her masterful appeals for Noe’s pity were sufficient to delay Noe long enough to prevent a complete encirclement of the objective. While the landmines will require years to clear, Hiromi won a costly victory without having decisively vanquished the memories and deeds of Noe Isurugi. Long will Shin remember Noe, and long will Hiromi feel the effects of her very close defeat at Noe’s hands. At least she has her man and the fact remains that there is no substitute for victory.

Hauptmann Katsura has finally earned her rank and redeemed herself, sadly Sekai after mauling Itou was killed in action after being outfought by Hauptmann Katsura. Like any posthumous slayer of evil, Sekai will be awarded with the Anime Medal of Freedom. She would have gotten an Anime Medal of Honor had she not slept with the enemy. Even if she is dead I hope she is most grateful. Ironically enough Hauptmann translates to “head man” a most fitting title for Hauptmann Katsura if I do say so myself. So here goes the Homeric poem of the slaying of Itou…

Itou was just a rookie doormat and he surely shook with fright
He checked off his tiny pecker and made sure his pants were tight;
He had to sit and listen to those awful bloggers roar,
“You ain’t gonna mate no more!”

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain’t gonna mate no more!

“Is everybody happy?” cried Sekai slashing up,
Our coward feebly answered “Yes,” and then she stood him up;
He jumped onto the icy knife, his spinal nerves unhooked,
And he ain’t gonna mate no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain’t gonna mate no more!

He wailed long, he wailed loud, he waited for the shock,
He felt her wrath, he felt the steel, he felt the awful drop,
The silk from his panties spilled out and wrapped around his legs,
And he ain’t gonna mate no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain’t gonna mate no more!

The blade swung around his neck, fists cracked his dome,
Intestine lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones;
The crappy uniform became his shroud; he hurtled to the ground.
And he ain’t gonna mate no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain’t gonna mate no more!

The days he’d lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,
He thought about the girls back then, the ones he’d left behind;
He thought about the bloggers and he wondered what they’d find,
And he ain’t gonna mate no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain’t gonna mate no more!

The blogosphere was on the spot, the viewers were running wild,
The bloggers jumped and screamed with glee, rolled up their sleeves and smiled,
For it had been a decade or more since last a doormat died,
And he ain’t gonna mate no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain’t gonna mate no more!

He hit the ground, the sound was “Splat!,” his blood went spurting high,
His enemies then were heard to say: “A hell of a way to die!”
He lay there rolling round in the welter of his gore,
And he ain’t gonna mate no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain’t gonna mate no more!

(slowly, solemnly)

There was blood upon the knife, there were brains upon the boat,
Intestines were a’dangling from his stupid crappy suit,
He was a mess, they picked him up, and poured him from his boots,
And he ain’t gonna mate no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain’t gonna mate no more!

Really how has Itou changed for the better? Same old excuses, same old whiny attitude, same old Itou.

So scumbag Itou is still stuck in his old ways I care little for his petty talk and little action. Just because the son of a bitch voices some regret the way he acted towards Sekai was inexcusable. He blames Sekai for getting pregnant and blames her for destroying his little harem. He tried to string Sekai along, but when she did not bite he was most rude in breaking up. He claims he does not know what he is supposed to to…Well for one thing he could get a fucking job to pay for those child support payments. It is still his bastard child, and for him to claim that he has the right to tell Sekai to get an abortion was typically selfish. Itou has no rights over Sekai if she wants to have a baby then Itou is just going to have to pay up. The only entity that can even be allowed to stop the birth of Itou’s bastard child is the state if the state finds that the spawn of Itou is a threat to national security.

The fucking bastard can’t even make a coherent sentence. When pressed about his past he gets tongue tied. Itou cannot declare that he loved Katsura because he is still sitting on the fence just waiting for another harem to form. Foolish Itou pretty much abandons the pregnant Sekai as if a break up is going to hold water in court… Itou can’t even look Sekai in the face. Sekai did not seduce him, hell fucking no! Itou professed his love for her and mated with her constantly. He lusted for and got her. If anything Itou is the seductress he pressed himself onto Sekai, blackmailed Setsuna, romped around with Kato, had an orgy with the gang of four, and nailed Hikari on the rebound. Like a fucking apology is going to make it all go away. Itou suffers from the Jap denial bug after all as long as he does not think that he is evil then he must not be evil even if the whole world is aware of the crimes. Itou did not even make it a public apology. As for showing restraint his tongue was practically down Katsura’s throat…

So I take it that you don’t want to share Itou? Excellent just take this knife and…

As for the guilt of Sekai I find it difficult to place the blame squarely on her shoulders. The primary reason why things turned to shit was because Itou was an unprincipled mother fucker who mated with everything that he could put his pecker in. Had Itou been the paragon of virtue that they all falsely believed then he would not have succumbed to temptation. However succumb he did and he did so ever so easily and readily. Sekai should have dropped the nice girl facade and crushed the harem. Sekai has enough flair to kill Itou I would not care if traitor Setsuna, faithless Hikari, diseased gang, and easy Kato ended up on the wrong side of the knife. I care not for such hateful creatures, in fact it would justify this crap about sacrificing others for her ambition. In the end however the these gorgons escaped with their lives.

Thankfully Sekai killed Itou in a most glorious fashion. While some of us may be slightly disgusted at Itou’s death I reveled in it. Itou died the way he lived, lying down and like a bitch. Itou was not thanking the stars above that his child was still alive he was trying to strangle it in the womb or more likely he was thanking the devil that he was able to kill a baby before dying. It was not a murder it was a sacrifice to the powers of good. Itou did not change just because he recognized his ills does not mean that he redeemed himself or even started on the path to redemption. Nay, for he is just as selfish as he was before. It is still his happiness that matters to him the most. Itou had to die and I really did not care why Sekai killed the bastard. Sure her reasons were suspect, but hey if you were pregnant and abandoned you would probably feel betrayed and filled with murderous rage too. Still for walking into Katsdura’s trap Sekai was certifiably stupid. Sekai should have been catching the first flight to Peru where the Japanese don’t have any extradition agreements. Isn’t that right Alberto Fujimori?

Thus did Hauptmann Katsura, the most cunning otome of all, accept the surrender of Itou on a nice boat. She then skull fucked him, hard…with Itou’s dismembered pecker, twice. It was very nice…

Hauptmann Katsura has made me proud. Like any good kraut she showed the utmost professionalism in crushing Sekai and claiming Itou as a war prize. Her generous offer and forgiving of Sekai were masterfully done. Sekai being the tactically inept Jap that she is was overwhelmed by the sudden show of Katsura force and claws. Her playing of the Setsuna card was most worthy of praise and was a great strategic and tactical victory. She merely offered Sekai the option to abort the spawn of Itou, Itou was the one who tried to order Sekai…so Hauptmann Katsura is not at fault. In a single stroke Katsura played by the rules set forth by Sekai and masterfully turned the tables and achievied rapid dominance over her hated foe.

The trap Katsura set for Sekai was suitably deceptive and was a textbook example of how to conduct an ambush. The taking of Itou’s head was glorious and I do hope she puts it on a pike. Most importantly however was the field surgery that she performed, well okay it was an autopsy…However I fully agree that a lump of cells does not count as a body. Thus there was no “body” there. Taking Itou’s head out on a nice boat to skull fuck him earns Katsura’s place in the annals of anime history as one of the greatest winners in harem love. Had she placed hits on the rest of Itou’s harem and those who wronged her she would have been a queen amongst idiots.

Well played mein Hauptmann, your lines and your actions at the Battle of the Rooftop in Kat’s Korner were epic. Indeed as befits your heroic actions on the 27th day of September in the glorious 2007th year of our lady Haruhi-sama. I am putting you in for an Iron Cross First Class, the Distinguished Service Cross, the Victoria Cross, and a Hero of the Soviet Union.

May your legend live forever.

Epic.

So I have been crushed under the weight of my crusade against the hideous beast that is known as a fiscal year close out. Indeed it is more terrible than the Soviet Nuclear Dragon for it comes every year and can never truly be killed. One would think that the over abundance of money is a good thing, but this is the Federal Government of the United States any money that is not spent is lost through the mists of time never to be seen or heard from again. Suffice to say spending money like a madman doesn’t make for much free time away from a military workstation and filling out forms and signing mountains of documents. Still my last day is tomorrow and lo’ and behold what has happened…

So Itou lives for a few more days thanks to the irresponsible actions of some idiot teenager who stands accused of murder after confessing to axing her (Heidi) father, a 45 year old constable who could not shoot straight. Great one emo fucker saves the greatest evil in the anime world by doing something utterly unforgivable. Forgive me for not making any pretense that I care, for I don’t. Actually while this was a tragic event I have seen much worse in my years and somewhere along the way I just accepted the fact that these base creatures known as emotional teenagers humans will be killing one another on a daily basis. This accused girl even if she manages to prove her innocence shall forever be known to me as Jap Heidi for like that blasted swiss girl from that damned book that killed the broadcast of one of the greatest American Football Games in history this Jap Heidi robbed us all of a most long awaited death.

I have to say though to bring broadcasting to a grinding halt over this seems a bit pretentious to me. It’s not like this incident (innocent until proven guilty) was unique. Though the publicity I think must be largely due to the fact that the father was a cop. It’s almost as if those networks are saying that the memory of it will only last a week… Also that program was terrible and the music sucked. Nice Boat though.

In any case I am nearing a breaking point and will extend the deadline for the contest until the end of the month so I can have a summer vacation of an underwhelming 7 days as I pour over the entries. In the mean time I would like to thank all three of you who bothered to send an e-mail and will reply properly to the lot of you as soon as liberty is granted (if you don’t receive a confirmation e-mail send it in again as Impz attracts spam like he does lolis). I am pleased with the two of you who recognized the German origins of some of the AFVs (armored fighting vehicles). As for those of you who were blissfully unaware if any three of you are the only ones to e-mail me by the 30th of September you will get one free volume for pulling out an answer that merely has the word “tank”…

Here are the relevant links, good luck and may wiki be your friend…

Better Boat

I hope Katsura is simply saving her saw for another day, otherwise…

Damn I lament the fact that the studio has neither confirmed nor denied the possibility of Itou’s death. Where the heck is Admiral Raymond A. Spruance when you need him? We need a man who can be snap decisions that are the right decisions to ensure a most ignoble end to the life of Itou and his unborn monster.

I am so disappointed in Hauptmann Katsura. Like any Japanese anime twit when given a weapon she can barely comprehend how to use it. Now if she were a woman scorned from any where else heads would be rolling by now. I give up; the most promising bringer of retribution has failed, or at best has successfully deceived all of us in a single brilliant stroke. This is why these goddamn Jap doormats both in fiction and in reality (politicians mostly) think that simply saying sorry without an ounce of sincerity can cure all. You start by saying sorry and correct whatever it is you have fucked up. Saying sorry is not the be all end all of punishment. Death is, and I am still waiting for a head to roll…

I am most pleased that Nanami is now a pariah. Every one knows that she is a mean little skank who bullied Katsura. No one wants anything to do with her and rightfully so, for her punishment is to live an interesting life. What better start by having a most ruined future as recompense for public indecency? I don’t give a crap if she never intended to make a sex tape the seniors merely put a hidden camera to expose such loose villains. Nanami chose friends like Kato and her Gang of Four, and as a friend she should know well how treacherous they can be. Indeed at Sakakino High with friends such as these who needs enemies? Nanami had her fun, now she must pay for it. Like they say in economics, there is no such thing as a free lunch.

Sekai would you like to accept Itou as your personal savior? Would you like to join our congregation in killing ourselves to get on the mothership? We are not cult, even if we are still taxed as a business.

The difference between Hikari and Taisuke is simple, Taisuke has taste and Hikari has none. At least Taisuke remained true to his heart, but Hikari just sleeps around with Itou not once, not twice, but three times. I could not help but laugh at such miserable creature. I thought Setsuna was a hypocrite Hikari is an even bigger hypocrite. Hikari is Captain Obvious she tells Skeai that Itou might be unfaithful as long as Sekai is shut in her room. As if Itou was not philandering before… We are never given a reason as to why Hikari ends up mating with Itou, though in all honesty reason here had probably left all of them long ago… Such are the unwarranted and illogical matings of Hikari and Setsuna to Itou that their treachery should forever live on as setsukari (a bastardization of harakiri another equally daft act). Truly now it is plain as day that any one who argues that Itou is a player needs to have their head examined or curb stomped. Hikari’s setsukari lays bare the only reason why Itou mates as much as he does, all of his mates are lemmings. So Itou is not only guilty of being a cheater and liar, but of bestiality as well. Well Hikari while I demand your head on a stake, at least you had the decency to break it off while in country with Itou. Stay away Hikari and perhaps no one will even know what you have done. Haruhi-sama knows that a used and broken Hikari is not high on Taisuke’s list of must haves. Better start atoning Hikari, committing setsukari is a serious offense, indeed you are now ruined for marriage in the truest sense of the phrase.

Speaking of the Gang of Four Lemmings also decide to commit setsukari. I had dearly hoped that they would pay for it, but it seems the writers have a hard on for multiple partners. Just listening to their plans can easily drive one mad. “Itou must be a great performer” is their line of though rather than “Itou’s partners sure have low standards.” I hope they all get multiple VDs to mark them out. Even after Sekai is revealed to be pregnant they simply pick out their next target. Such an attitude is despicable. Now I know many a foolish brat would welcome them into their arms. Such idiots deserve to die naked in a pool of their own vomit so the police can bear witness to a well deserved ignoble death; not to mention record it on film. Fools such as these deserve to have their inglorious diseases and maladies listed in their obituaries. Real men have no desire to die naked or with VD, and such a fate awaits those who how lack discretion and a moral compass. If they do not die from VD itself; I hope the cost of health care ruin them through crushing and well deserved poverty. May such heathens’ only legacy be a very hilarious photo-op at their expense. Still I could not help but laugh at the sight of such stupidity.

Hmm…Crabs, Herpes simplex I and II, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Hepatitis B. So you don’t have HIV Itou? I though that you had a complete collection…Oh you’re still working on that eh?

I cannot believe that Kato redeemed herself by breaking it off. That was unexpected, and to be honest disappointing I was hoping that she would be the first to die. Well I can only hope she becomes a better person for it and at least she got rid of her so called “friends.” I will give Kato a full pardon if she delivers the coup de grace to the first female victim of who ever becomes the agent of vengeance. I would give her medal if she does Itou in as an evil that must not exist.

I hereby demote Katsura from Hauptmann to Ittohei, for a Imperial Jap private is probably the lowest of the low in the pecking order. The Oberkommando der Anime is not pleased with her current lack of progress. I dearly hoped that her stroking of knives and weapons and imaginary conversations were a precursor to a retribution operation. Alas it was not to be and Itou saves himself from retribution for one and hopefully only one more episode. I hope that after all Itou has put her through this is really just a ploy to kill Itou, and leave behind his naked corpse in public. At least she made Itou cry, but that better be just the beginning. All that preparation and build up for nothing? Deus ex machina this is not; more like machinery of the devil, I’d say. Please for the love of Haruhi-sama Katsura may this be a covert operation, do not let Itou fool you again, kill him. Kill him now!

That statement alone is reason enough to want to kill him. Silly bitch you cannot just wish it away. There are many ways to make it not happen though Itou lacks the intelligence, not the indecency mind you, to make it so.

Sekai was so laughable this time around. She asks some rather stupid questions, like if she isn’t she good enough, and the daftest of all to how could Itou be so callous? Easy Itou has been practicing. So the bitch is carrying the spawn of Itou and is happy about it. First Sekai gets all doom and gloom about Setsuna, first dan of setsukari, leaving her and then starts to act all longing and forlorn. I could not help but find Sekai browsing through her old text messages to console her self about Itou sleeping with Kato rather humorous. Poor Sekai she can’t leave her home without Setsuan to hold her hand. Boo hoo crossing the street is scary Sekai needs Setsuan to drag her across. Now old letters and pictures from relations no longer there I can understand, but text messages? Really how romantic can you be when you have to use abbreviations to communicate? E-mail is little better as those are littered with the worst grammar I have ever seen. How can stfu 143 gtg compare to My Dearest Agatha… Cry baby Sekai is a sight to behold. Such is the sweetness of it all that she is reading up on how she helped Itou cheat. Oh the irony of having Sekai console her self on being cast aside by reminiscing how her machinations sidelined Katsura. Allegedly there is no one who cares about her or so she claims or as I call it, makes believe. Oh did her mother die or something? Nope her mom is working herself like a dog so that Sekai can carve out a living. What about God or Haruhi-sama, fuck what about Google? Nope as a damned heathen Seaki does not believe in anything other than Itou. At least she confronted Itou about her pregnancy in public. I applaud her using her outdoor voice for all to hear that Itou is the baby’s daddy. In one swift stroke she has destroyed the harem and brought an end to the mating of lemmings. Too bad she is carrying the spawn of that ingrate otherwise she would have been given a pardon. However as such I am barely willing to even commute her death sentence to life.

What the heck was up with with this underdressed Sekai anyways? I don’t think skanks are attractive. While a woman with child is usually a beautiful thing, it is not attractive. Dear me I think that some one on the writing staff has a hard on for pregnant women. Still this spawn of Itou cannot come of any good therefore I propose that Sekai’s “right to choose” be rescinded. Besides Sekai is not good at making choices… In the event that she guts Itou she can, nay, must have an abortion before the end of the second trimester. If Sekai fails to kill Itou then Seaki must suffer a miscarriage or die shortly after the birth of Itou’s mutant baby. The spawn of Itou can never be allowed to enter this world. By allowing Itou’s child to be born, you, Sekai, will have handed over our sacred planet to one of the greatest evils of all time. I prophesy to you this demon child will plunge our lands into the abyss and will inflict immeasurable woe on our people. Future generations will curse you in your grave for such an action.

Good grief Itou has gotten so lazy that he wants the lemmings to come to him for mating rituals. Had Kato asked him to come over to her Itou would have declined it as bothersome.

Itou started out so damn cocky in the first half having mated with all the lemmings as they all committed setsukari. I can’t believe he found another underutilized place to mate. Then again on a second look it was the science lab…I guess we know why every two bit bitch in this joint is dumb they don’t have biology class and I doubt that they have math either. Heh, little wonder why these fuckers hardly realized that contraception is a good way of not getting pregnant, they reduced the use of rubber and lube to mere ritual and formality rather than necessity! Itou sounded like a retard when he saw Sekai for the first time in a long time, he just driveled on like a retard; nary a hello ever crossed his mind.

Itou was most hateful and disgusting as he tried to say that the kid was not his. It was, for it was not he would have asked for a paternity test, but no science is useless… I can’t believe he asked for a way to make his progeny disappear. Yeah that’s right Itou wants Sekai to have an abortion for his sake. He protests that he is a mere high school student. Aww… poor Itou he doesn’t want to be a teenage parent. Damn should have thought about that before you started practicing eh? So instead of being a real man and accepting the mutant baby as his own he wants to leave Sekai as a single teenage mother. How manly of Itou cowering in fear from responsibility…I always knew the rotten son of a bitch was going to try something like this. Those who argue that Itou was redeemable before fail to understand that those who hate him have long sensed the treachery and base nature of this foul beast. Any plea of innocence on Itou’s behalf is guilty of wasting my time, the verdict has always stood then and now that Itou is undeniably guilty.

That’s urine you idiot. Do you need a diaper? Or is defcating and urinating in public just as acceptable as mating in public for you these days?

Itou tries to place all the blame on Sekai never once does he tolerate the fact that it takes two people to make a baby. Sure Itou its not your fault that your mating mechanism came in contact with Sekai’s. Haruhi-sama knows that Itou never forced himself onto any body. Itou is just an innocent little puppy. Too bad there’s a whole army of guys like me that would kick such a “little puppy” into the street. That was one mighty lie that Itou was trying to pass off as the truth. even when he is wandering about trying to find his next prey he constantly bemoans the fact that Sekai revealed everything. His high school life is ruined boo hoo. Welcome to your high school days mother fucker! You have peaked at the most unimportant part of your life many sane people would rather do without. If by some hated Japanese writer miracle you survive to a reunion, Taisuke and Katsura will be the only successful people there. At this reunion it is revealed that Taisuke had given up women altogether after seeing the fucktastrophe that was Itou’s harem to found a multi-billion dollar software giant. Katsura will still have her money and a whole line of well to do suitors. As for the rest…Kato merely gets by after she realizes that women’s basketball is not big in Japan, she is still single for the stench of Itou still lingers. The remnants of the Gang of Four all show signs of advanced HIV and herpes, and after having whored themselves out for a mere three months after dropping out graduation only to find some meager employment as one boob strippers. Hikari will kill herself after realizing what mistake it had been to mate with Itou and give up on Taisuke 2.0. Sekai will become a fundamentalist with twenty some odd kids after having found God or Haruhi-sama while dumpster diving when her head met a rock. Setsuna will have been killed in a Parisian riot after telling the French to eat cake. Itou of course will become that creepy obese motherfucker and registered sex offender who is always trying to cop a feel.

I cannot hide my joy at seeing Itou being seen for all that he is. In one devastating strike his harem has fallen. The lemmings have all blocked his calls and every sensible woman gives him a wide berth, even children do not dare go near the foul creature. Itou cries about how everything was going so well until Sekai announced to the world that she was with the spawn of Itou. Such is Itou’s heresy that he dare asks why he is being punished, simple God, Haruhi-sama, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Bob hate you. Itou has never earned anything, the fact that his handout days are over is cause for celebration!

P-r-e-gnant being pregnant is is alright with ye. Eat what you want because the fat is free. You are pregnant… (Nourishment is one thing being a glutton is quite another.)

Itou’s groveling before Katsura was comical he was crying over the fact that he has no harem. I cannot believe how insincere he is. Itou treated Katsura like crap and only now when left with no other choice he “takes” her back. I did not here a sorry any were in his spiel worthy of mention. Sure he technically said sorry, but that was after the whole “spare me, I never knew” bullshit. Itou lays it on thick with the self pity. No doubt that in no time at all he will be asking for another go at mating at another unromantic venue, probably a dumpster. I can only hope that Kastura kills him with his undies down.

I really despise how these writers are trying to use Christmas this way. Long have those damn Jap writers waged war upon Christmas. But to equate Itou’s spawn as baby Jesus and sully the Virgin Mary with an allusion that included Katsura and Sekai? I am incensed and outraged at this. What the fuck?! No greater being no matter how compassionate can ever accept Itou with open arms. Itou is a cancer upon all creation and evolution, he must be purged. If the writers ever use that crappy ending that sullies Christmas with double pregnancy it would cheat all those who are still watching! No one on earth who has any decency wants to see Itou even remotely happy, any one who does needs to be shot as an Itou cultist! If Setsuna returns for more setsukari then she must die. For this heinous blasphemy I demand that no such happy ending for Itou ever take place as recompense. Repent School Days writers for you are sinners in the hands of an angry God! May God have mercy upon your souls if you fail for I will not.

I dearly hope that this indicates that there is a one in four chance of Katsura still going loco. That better not mean that Itou has a one in four chance of dying…

Say what you will about Katsura but she is the only one to cheer for now. So Itou dances with Sekai during his heathen ritual while Katsura gets violated albeit gently by Taisuke. Celebrate while you can Itou for Panzer Gruppen Katsura will sweep aside all opposition. Katsura is about to embark upon the warpath all that is holding her back are but a few shreds of sanity…

Poor Katsura can’t catch a break to save her life. Taisuke is guilty of rape, plain and simple. However, in his case it was in all probability a crime of passion, not that it makes it any less of a crime. Suffice to say he does deserve to die, but he has earned a quick death. As he did profess his unwavering loyalty to her and even scrapped up a meager budget to appease Katsura, Taisuke probably deserves to die in a single stroke. At least Taisuke has a bit of decency left in him. Heck he actually works and does not slack off like the heretic Itou. He carried three loaded trash bags while Itou carried two that were only half full. Clearly Itou is a weakling, but hey I guess the whores in this school like scrawny wimpy treacherous fuckers. If Taisuke were smart he would back off now. Katsura gave you a fair warning to stay away… What have you done, Taisuke? Well let’s just say if Katsura ever pressed charges I would convict you. Since there seems to be more than enough DNA evidence I rest assured that you will be judged 100% guilty.

Mien Hauptmann while you look most tragic and noble, you are hard pressed on your right. Your center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation is excellent. I recommend attacking.

Itou on the other hand continues to string her along with blatant lies such as waiting outside the lounge. Bastard Itou we all know you were inside of something the whole time, be it Kato or your right hand you were never outside…Still it is good to see that Itou fancies himself as being very clever. The last vestiges of Katsura’s sanity are running on lies. Sekai and Itou are real fuckers thinking that Hikari is a whore too. No you lousy fuckers just because the majority of you fuckers are loose, and not just morally, does that by default mean that every one has to be like you fuckers. We also learn that Itou and Sekai are lazy motherfuckers and that Hikari was the only person really working at all. I also find this packed with customers claim to be suspect. If kids fled from the cake why would your average person want any? Wait…ah yes, this is Sakakino where every one is pretty much a dumb ass. I see. Hopefully the local geeks were smart enough to sell contraceptives and stomach medicine as well as fake Viagra.

Kato and her gang bully Katsura once more, and much to my annoyance they get all high and mighty using their four to one advantage. Fuck even if I am a guy I would have walked up to them picked up those sticks and used them to “blunder” around like a clumsy person. If they get in the way of that pile of kindling it’s their own fucking fault. They elected not to help out. Well I do hope that they are on Katsura’s hit list, it would be a crime if they were not. Katsura should have pushed them out a window and smashed in Kato’s face. She should have sharpened those poles before heading out, man if even one of them could have been tragically impaled by a stray sharpened stick…

Itou starts spreading his lies in the hopes that he can kill the truth. It seems to be working on the stupid people at least. Only Taisuke is having trouble reconciling both sides of the story, in fact he is the only one who gives poor Katsura the benefit of the doubt. Unlike that little bitch Setsuna who lives in fairy tale land. Speaking of that traitor, Setsuna preempts Katsura and gets Itou to dump Katsura. Good I like the idea that Setsuna brought about the destruction of Katsura’s sanity. Now her vaunted goal of saving Sekai will be in vain. The bitch Sekai will die, however Setsuna I do hope that you get knifed first before you can make good on your escape. I hope Katsura gets Setsuna’s visa revoked, at least delays Setsuna long enough to finish the little traitor off. Even if Setsuna makes it to the airplane there is no reason why Katsura can’t just shoot it down, or hijack it…

Of course you are fine with this arrangement Kato. You ate your bra, fake bust, useless boyfriend, and blissfully unaware of the storm brewing. Yep everything is fine, at least you know your place. Aiming low is your motto in life. Enjoy your future poverty and pregnancy fat.

Setsuna is stupid, she screws over Katsura for no other reason than to make sure that Sekai has crutch. Man I really want this to come back and bite Setsuna in the ass. It’s not like she is doing it for any great cause any way. Sekai is such a loathsome creature and Setsuna is too for constantly coddling the bitch Sekai. Sekai will be lonely and emo, oh noes. What ever will the world do without Sekai? I would think that babies will stop crying and the world becomes a better place, but as long as Sekai lives we may never know. Really Setsuna set in motion something that will thunder down upon her and Sekai. Katsura was not let down gently, as Setsuna went for shock and awe. Too bad Katsura is about to go fanatical, thus trumping shock and awe and shock and awe II. What you do Setsuna is everybody business, since the spawn of Itou must be purged at all costs. They are a threat to the continued existence of man; hence it is everybody’s business. How ironic was it was Setsuna who interferes in something that is none of her business, yet at the same time she is trying to shut out others; hypocrite. Setsuna has chosen sides, therefore Katsura as an enemy of Sekai is obliged to make it her business. It is also Katsura’s business to make sure that all of her enemies die before she does. Only when all of Katsura’s enemies are dead can she rest in peace.

After crushing Katsura’s sanity Itou goes off to mate again and again with Kato. Itou freely admits that the likes to sleep around and that Kato is “thrilling.” Great I hope they find it “thrilling” when Katsura busts down the doors and drags them screaming into some macabre torture chamber with random electrical shocks. Kato is one piece of work. “Oh you finally see me as a WOMAN,” hooray for Kato! Really so the only way for a woman to be a woman according to the Book of Kato is to be a mistress. Its shit like this that makes my black heart rest easy; I know that somewhere out there there is some spineless bitch just like her. Hopefully one day one such bitch will be run over by a tank. What a pathetic definition of womanhood. Kato should just walk around on her knees to show how devoted and useless she is. Kato is alright with being some trick that Itou takes to a closet to poke on. How fucking romantic. Good grief Kato is hereby expelled from the osanajimi club, a thousand curses upon her name. Where in a more civilized age the osanajimi were the spunky guardians of womanhood Kato is simply a common whore. The penalty for disgracing the Order of Osanajimi is death by a thousand cuts. Katsura the bounty is set a 10,000 USD and 10 USD for every cut beyond a thousand that Kato feels before she dies…

This is what a camera can do Nanami. They are small and powered by fairy dust and the tears of whores like you. Inside every camera are many eyes that see everything. It’s gaze pierces earth, cloud, shadow, and flesh. The camera saw that you were being very naughty and easy… You know how they say a camera adds ten pounds, it actually does because it hates you.

Setsuna hears the whole thing and her “brilliant” solution is to bed Itou in the vain hope that he will honor his pledge to break up with Kato after she leaves. Well motherfucker that is some pleasant memory you got there. I hope you get another surprise down the road in nine months time. I hate Setsuna so much that I want her to get pregnant and damn the kid too as a spawn of Itou I dearly hope Katsura causes Setsuna to suffer a miscarriage. In fact why stop there? I hope Sekai, Kato, the Gang of Four, and Nanami all get pregnant with the spawn of Itou and they all miscarry or die in child birth, but not before they lay their gaze upon the mutant spawn they had nursed of course. Itou’s face was most hateful man his face lighted up when Setsuna basically told him that he would not have to worry about consequences when cheating on Sekai. Sekai is too fragile she would cry if Itou was a cheater, boo hoo. However if Sekai finds out that Setsuna is the one Itou is cheating on her with Sekai will be genki no matter what… Newsflash Setsuna Itou is already a cheater, if Sekai didn’t see it coming it’s her own damn fault. What a lousy friend, I would report every transgression and every infidelity. It’s called honesty Setsuna. It’s something that real friends share. I guess none of these fuckers are really even friends. In fact I think they have a very idiot definition for friend be it girlfriend or friend. Setsuna has a funny sense of what a friend is she thinks that it is great to sleep with the cheating boyfriend to keep his infidelity a secret.

Good grief, none of these fuckers knows how to keep a secret. You do not ever tell the same lie twice. Why the fuck is Setsuna crying? She got the fucking memory she wanted, and yet she still maintains the illusion of being a good friend. Best friends do not cheat on best friends. Unless of course mating with Itou was decidedly underwhelming; minute man. Those that do are no better than traitors and should be killed as such. Cheating ought to be a crime punishable by death, not because cheating itself is harmful, but that it is the pinnacle of dishonesty and selfishness. Such miserable creatures should be purge so that they can never contaminate the Earth with their useless spawn and bastard children. As a taxpayer I ought to have the right to have them killed off as parasites. They steal the sweat off the brow of the common man, they rob the handicapped of their meager income, they rob the old of their pensions, and they rob good children of school funds. Cheaters should be beaten to death slowly and hung upside down in a town square where everyone can spit upon them until the crows pick off the last scrap of flesh…Cheaters ought to know no peace in this life or he next.

Yes! We really really hate you. Good grief we haven’t even gotten to the real nasty things you were doing. As this was captured in public it is public information. Sorry you can’t sell your sex tape now.

So Nanami is publicly humiliated by her team. I applaud her humiliation, hell she even broke down before her panties came off. How dare Nanami accuse Katsura of being a whore?! Katsura never put out willingly, Nanami did. Who’s the common prostitute now you arrogant bitch?! I revel in her disgrace for it has long been over due. You went with tradition now pay for it for it cocksucker. Welcome to the 21st Century you stupid skank. Nanami mated in public, she had no reason to expect privacy, that’s why it is called PUBLIC. There is not even an “r” “e” “a” “v” or even a “t” in public so I wonder why Nanami spells it that way. Stupid bitch learn to spell. Honestly it was hardly a secluded place to begin with, and since when have heathen rituals created a miracle or ensured prosperity? Killing the Vestal Virgins always saved Rome right…? No only Haruhi-sama can claim the power to make miracles; bow to your master Nanami for you will never even earn even a fraction of Lady Haruhi’s greatness.

It’s funny how Sekai sends Setsuna to babysit Itou while she meanders about. Given how Itou is a cheater every minute of every day. Sekai sure is stupid to leave Itou any where near a female for even a minute. Sekai should have just locked Itou in a closet somewhere after shooting anywhere anytime Kato. Sekai calls Itou desperately trying to find him after she fails to slap the shit out of Kato during Kato’s p0rn star debut. What she should have done was tell him that she loved him long time, and Sekai so horny. That would have grabbed his attention among other things on his person in just one minute. Instead she runs into Katsura who I do hope is planning to intercept Setsuna and kill her. Itou chases Setsuna at the airport but only for another one minute quickie. Fuck, they even spelled terminal wrong…I guess the Japanese education system has gotten worse than the US. Who the hell runs the Jap Ministry of Transportation, must be Itou’s dad. Setsuna cries again as she leaves remembering how Sekai begged her for a hand out. Sad music is not needed, I feel no pity for any of these worthless fuckers.

Yeah Sekai wants another handout, or as she calls it a “trade.” You do take IOUs right Sestuna?

At least Katsura is now carrying weapons, and seeing Sekai’s “oh shit face” was well worth it. Yep Sekai, Katsura is going to FUCK YOU UP. Remember Katsura, “Rend. Maim. Burn. KILL.” preferably in that order. However, do go nuts, and I mean NUTS, with your creative imagination. Mercy and pity weaken your resolve to deliver justice upon these heretics; I want you to remember that. Even if Setsuna tells you to stay away, a rifle has enough range to let you reach out and touch some one. I do trust that you placed cocaine in Setsuna’s carry on. Setsuna won’t escape you will she my little butcher?

Katsura you are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your home, your loved ones, and your honor. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real woman and all real women like to fight. When you were a kid, you admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the The South Korean Soccer Team. Women love a winner. Real women will not tolerate a loser. Real women despise cowards. Real women play to win all of the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a whore who lost and laughed. That’s why Real women have never lost nor will ever lose a vendetta; for the very idea of losing is hateful to a woman.

The first one is for Sekai. The next one for Kato and her Gang of Four. Use that small one for Setsuna it is most fitting as she is a wash board loli. Save that big one for Itou; over kill I know, but the point is to have fun on your last date..

When a woman is lying in a shell hole, if she just stays there all day, a pervert will get to her eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell with taking it. Women don’t dig foxholes. I don’t want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don’t give the whores time to dig one either. You’ll win this blood feud Katsura, but you’ll win it only by fighting and by showing the prostitutes that you’ve got more guts than they have; or ever will have. You’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, you’re going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the teeth of your saw. You’re going to murder those lousy loose cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket.

Revenge is a bloody, killing business. You’ve got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours Katsura. Rip them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt it’s the blood and guts of what once was your imouto you, you’ll know what to do! I don’t want to get any messages saying, ‘Katsura is holding her position.’ You are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the common whores do that. You are to advancing constantly and you are not interested in holding onto anything, except Itou’s balls. You are going to twist Itou’s balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Your basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether you have to go over, under, or through the enemy. You are going to go through them like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!

Yes, after the credits Sekai will end up a bloody mess on the floor hopefully in the form of a red paste. Tremble coward for Katsura is on the Warpath!

I find that labeling this show as shounen romance, as some of my comrades have opted do, to be disturbing. Not that they are wrong. However, associating the word romance with School Days ought to be a crime. Romance was once far above the morass of bodice rippers that we in this degenerate age have come to see. Indeed in days that have long since faded into memory Romance was associated with the Song of Roland, and Beowulf. In days past romance had to be epic, but the only thing epic about School Days is the epic stupidity of the cast.

So fucking Kato is the next to fall. Good the bitch deserves Itou as a mate and with any luck they will be forever a couple until death do they part, and I do mean DEATH. Hopefully that day will thunder upon them while in flagrante delicto. I hope Taisuke does push Katsura over the edge with the truth and hopefully nothing but the truth.

I see one lousy fucker with many kids in your future, this will happen very soon. No gestation will still be 9 months, and they will not have the same mother. I see a woman with a knife and fire, lots of fire…Oh if you’re worried about being separated again don’t worry I see that both of you being dropouts is as indisputable as sunrise.

So that worthless traitor Setsuna tries to justify her crime. There can be no forgiveness, no leniency for the crime of loving and kissing that worm. Your pathetic little try at sophistry fails to impress. For wasting my time Setsuna ought to be thrown as kindling in the after school bon fire in their heathen ritual. “I never meant” is a most pathetic argument, just like any crappy IJA excuse or lack there of. Katsura should tell Sekai everything. I would have loved to see if Sekai would turn on Setsuna for her Itou. Sekai must feel what it is like to be betrayed by a so called friend. I can’t believe Setsuna felt no remorse over what she had done. It was for Sekai, it was all for Sekai’s sake. Really you want a good memory? How about a fucking picture?! They say a picture is worth a thousand words, even if those thousand words are all curses when it comes to a blasphemous image of the heathen Itou… Whenever I hear the Japanese talk of peace treaties I always rest assured that they are worse than the Treaty of Versailles, it is less than a piece of paper and but a temporary truce for less than 24 hours. I hope Class 1 and Class 2 launch an invasion while Setsuna went to that sad little play. Oh a flower of desire how fucking subtle, guess there is a distinct lack of imagination in this school. What the hell passes for the curriculum there anyway? It’s like Setsuna hit a baseball into a car window, sure she never mean to break anything while juicing, but she at least has to apologize. However Setsuna is a lot like Itou she can’t ever say sorry and mean it.

Go to France you lousy bitch, it was selfish and hardly harmless. The walls have eyes you stupid fucker. No one is innocent once their mother has left the room, so stop lying. No, your negative bust size isn’t going to save you either. You have disgraced green haired otome every where. Fond memory, Bah! Nostalgia has a wonderful way of making the days of old seem brighter than they were. Fond memory… I hope those are her last words when Katsura slits her throat after telling Sekai what a dirty little whore Setsuna is.

Don’t worry though as a drop out will no longer have to worry about your parent’s they will disown you. You do have a job lined up right? Oh…uh the number for the employment office…try Google. You don’t believe in Google? Well sir I can only make divinations not miracles.

Setsuna runs away leaving the baking of cakes to that heretic Itou and that slut Sekai. The whole scene disgusted me Itou and Sekai’s try to get lovey dovey. I bet these fuckers did not even have the goddamn courtesy to wash their hands. I hope they get food poisoning from eating their own nasty cake. Damn I guess in Japan there is no need for a health inspector.

Itou is a whiny little bitch. Oh I’ve been in the kitchen all day, boo hoo. Itou doesn’t want to work. If Itou gets drafted I want him as a cook. Not that I want to eat anything he makes, but the minute the fucker decides to slack off I would like to see a whole platoon of angry grunts tear him limb from limb in a minor mutiny.

Yep, Katura’s gotta gun. I hear that both of you want to be lawyers. Guess what not only is Katsura President she is Vice President too. How about we go hunt some quail? Kasura does not take “no” for an answer…

So it turns out the lounge is some sick twisted tradition pulled out the asses of ever bimbo who ever walked through the halls of this accursed place. Haruhi-sama did indeed weep at the sight of a school ground despoiled; I must see to it that this location is razed. Male fantasy, I hope this is. Any miserable creature that offers herself in such a disgraceful manner ought to be shot. They are worse than hippies, at least the free love and free VD is part of a drug induced utopia, but here they simply bow down, pay for the whole date, and have to give it up. Say what you will chastity being a quaint thing of the past. If this is to be the world of the future I would sooner push the big shiny red button and blow up every major settlement twice over, and that is just the American and Soviet nuclear stockpiles. Such idiotry astounds me.

I hope Nanami gets more than she bargains for with her sempai. I hope she gets crabs and herpes. She does not strike me as the type to turn to a real doctor; I bet she just thinks that doctor is just a game she can play. Good grief if every girl in that school is a whore then I wish that there would be a Sakakino Shooter. Hurry up Katsura, infamy and immortality can be yours once you kill them all as they flee desperately from even a modest arsenal of pistols. Time to start sniping people at random. Time to put some fear into them. Remember to lock them all in their class rooms so that none escape.

Dude Sekai did not even hit home with her knee cap. What a fucking dick.

So Itou continually gropes Sekai’s big whore ass while making a cake. The only thing Sekai does that is remotely good is to knee Itou in the crotch. Damn I wish she gave him a head butt and a second kick as well. Sekai you are one lazy slut. So Itou hops away and sucks on a corn dog to practice giving himself a blow job. Kato sees him and swoops in. Itou just eyes her in a very obviously dirty way, and as expected Kato is a whore too. After meandering about like to headless chickens, Sekai’s slut sense is a afire and she snatches Itou back and glares at Kato. How about them apples Sekai? If Itou’s “I am gonna rape you” face did not give it away, Kato’s amateur slut ways were easy enough to detect.

So motherfuckers Sekai and Itou run off and shiver in horror at the thought that Katsura has come for them. A nice start, it was high time for them to feel the menacing presence of Katsura’s malevolent scorn and murderous intent. Turns out the “girlfriend” is just Kokoro with her friend Uzuki. Uzuki is a smart little girl as sees the obvious love triangle soon to be pentagon we got going. Sekai offers the kids cake so she can fatten them up and eat them, but Uzuki is a crafty one and declines. One because Sekai is a cheater and cannot be trusted, two because Itou would rape kids if he was given the chance, and thirdly if she wanted to avoid this school for retards she had better start studying. Uzuki, if you are smart you will never make an appearance here ever again. Just take Kokoro and have your loli-yuri time.

You know they say you are what you eat… Itou is a dick.

I can’t believe that Itou and his peers refer to themselves as adults. They lack control, and if they were adults then the world has truly entered dharmic decline. What arrogance these fuckers have, oh I can mate so I am now an adult. Damn being an adult must be easy letting your elders work as you get fat off their blood, sweat, toil, and tears. Hardly any of these motherfuckers have a job that is not illegal. Just as well if they get killed the killer won’t be slandered as a killer of children. Hear that Katsura you are killing adults not kids, so no need to hold back. You cannot be tried for war crimes as you have killed only adults, not children, the sick, or the old. Give it your all.

So through out the episode remnants of the Gang of Four mock and jeer Katsura all day until she can barely hold back her tears. Given their black hearts and stupid nature it is rather fantastic that they can delude themselves as being even remotely attractive. I’d shoot them on sight. I hope Katsura remembers them for they will be the first to die. So the next time you see a person about to go insane do not mock them. Give them candy instead that way when they go postal you get a thank you instead of a bullet. I wish Katsura had shoved them down the stairs. It could have looked like an accident. Katsura could have snapped their necks just to be sure; nothing is worse than a barely alive witness. They had their fingers in their panties when Katsura just walked up. It would not be her fault if these wankers killed themselves while wanking down a flight of stairs.

No thanks you skanky whore. Cakes made out of Itou’s seed are a bio-hazard. Besides I don’t see any hand sanitizer or a washing station and your hands smell funny. Lastly it seems some one has put on a little weight…

Kato meets up with Taisuke who tells the bitch straight up that Itou dodges the question of did he really break up. Kato beings to fill Taisuke’s head with ideas, very dangerous ideas… Kato says that it is manly to pursue a girl persistently and constantly. Bitch please, that is not love that its stalking. The only one I want to see stalking anyone is Katsura stalking Sekai and Itou. I don’t mean simply standing our in the rain while Itou and Sekai mate. Oh no, I want Katsura to be in the house in the crawl space making phone calls to freak them out. I want Katsura to drop random objects in their path and in their wake. I want Katsura to know how many times Sekai farts every hour of every day of every year until Katsura strikes Sekai with a fatal blow. I want Katsura to sign them up for tons of spam, and to rob them off all their money not in their pockets. I want Katsura to toy with them.

So Sekai is trying to use her small bust size and glue herself to Itou. She gets pulled away by “customers” for “service.” No sooner does she leave that Itou finally realizes that Katsura has been trying to contact him, Itou flees in terror from the class as Katsura will come for him. Kato presents her skanky self and drags Itou to the least romantic place that these godless motherfuckers mate. I know how that tissue got there. Every two bit skank in the school was stuffing their push up bras with tissue which was then used by their “boyfriends” or as I call them sexual predators to wank off. The trash was for all the used tissue wads these skanks could not eat because they were full. So Itou flips Kato over and hits her weak point for massive damage. After she puts on her kiddy bra Kato offers herself up as mistress. Itou then runs off to dance with Sekai in their godless festival. Sekai sees this as affirmation that she is indeed the girlfriend. Itou looks like his puppy just died.

Yup, see too much cake is bad for you. Especially if you are dumb enough to eat a cake made by Itou. Do you feel nauseous? Do you feel faint? Tsuruya’s Fang, I think you have a hard on.

While Sekai is busy earning the wrath of Haruhi-sama, Katsura is accosted by Taisuke. I am not willing to jump to any hasty conclusions. However, while it is implied that something drastic had occurred, I want proof not leads. For all I know Katsura could simply be disheveled from fighting off Taisuke and Taisuke is on top of her bleeding out as I type. Okay so Taisuke is not dead…All I know is that Katsura better go nuts and start breaking out her war chest and using it. I hope she spends all that money she has to ruin Itou, Kato, the Gang of Four, Setsuna, and Sekai. Looking at her home money is of no concern…

Yeah because backward rituals and promises from a known cheater are proven ways to make him your boyfriend Sekai. Oh I heard Katsura is about to embark on a jihad, you need not worry Sekai you are the girlfriend now you have nothing to fear from a woman scorned…

At least the tears are not tears of joy, none of them deserve joy. So this school festival is most deserving of a carpet bombing. So many unfunny moments, but most importantly Setsuna has failed. She is a traitor. There is nothing more hateful in the world than a traitor. For this crime she must die a thousand times over. I can’t believe she kissed him. I believed in her! That thrice damned French loving loli-Jap. I should have known that she was as treacherous as the Vichy. She was not the one destined to kill them all; she is a Francophile for St. Nagatochi’s sake. Not the Norse Valkyrie of Doom I had so desperately waited for. At least Katsura is getting crazier… (Note: Lyrics based off of Forgot About Dre, by Dr. Dre and Eminem)

After slapping that bitch Sekai, Katsura begs the common whore to leave Itou alone, but Sekai is still in need of advice on whether to stop. Sekai being dumber than I thought needs someone else to do all the thinking for her. I guess all she is just three holes and two lumps. At any rate Seaki asks the dumbest question she could ever ask, “what can she do?” Well some long forgotten Chinese warlord of old answered this one long before Sekai polluted this unhappy world with her birth. If you cannot attack then defend. If you cannot defend, retreat. If you cannot retreat…die! Yep since Sekai can’t beat anything except for Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her piss soaked panties she cannot attack Katsura. Since she can’t fight off the lecherous bastard Makoto, she can’t defend her sorry self either. She insists on staying with some one who makes her cry so she won’t retreat. Well I do hope Sekai dies then; it is the only choice left for the damned whore.

So what do you say to somebody you hate
Or anybody tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Just study your tape of NWA.
One day Kat was walkin by
Wit a walkmen on
When she caught a Sekai givin her an awkward eye
And strangled Sekai off in the parkin lot wit her Karl Kani
Kat don’t give a fuck if it’s dark or not (Sekai deserved much worse, Katsura you are being too merciful it did not even bruise)

Itou that lousy dick says that break-ups are not really a complete severing of ties. Oh really you son of a bitch, I bet your divorced parents fuck all the time and with different people. I guess this divorce things means that they meet up in hotels and other such places that I wish to burn to the ground. Yes divorce means you get to keep everything and the ex-wife has to give you a blow job every day. Of course this must be it in the happy land that is Anime Japan in your fucking woman hating ways must be amplified by a thousand fold. Damn makes me wish Anime America would really ratchet up that occupation you fuckers bitch incessantly about with some secret police goodness. You’re cheating just admit it you ugly bag of mostly water. Itou did not fool Taisuke he just ran off at the sight of such a hideous pile ape shit. Itou is one lazy fucker too he moans and gets depressed about two whole hours of light labor. I guess these doormats can’t do hard labor, good to know that Itou wants to live off a handout. If he does that any charity that gives him free stuff ought to be labeled terrorist and have its funds frozen until they tell Itou to fuck the hell off.

Losing two whole hours where could spend wanking off makes Itou cry. Oh how fucking tragic that he loses waning time even though he has his happy time for +22 hours a day. In fact he not only mates in public he wanks off in public too. Sekai is too spineless to say anything. Why else would the fucker sit in the back of the class with no one around? Sekai does not count as a person; she counts as 1/1000 of any member of the prokaryote Domain. Her excuse was that Itou said “he needed her.” Right…and I need you to kill Itou or die, care to oblige me as well? Sekai makes me sick. Good grief, Katsura confronts her and pleads with her to back off and yet nothing. Really now quit crying bitch. I wish Seaki’s mom takes her to a dressing room and beats the crap out Sekai. Sekai could use a good pummeling.

Now Sekai wanna run around and talk about guns
Like Kat ain’t got none
What Sekai think Kat sold ‘em all
Cause Kat stays well off
Now all Kat get is hate mail all day sayin Kat fell off

Setsuna, that traitor, asks Itou who he loves and guess what…the lousy fucker has no real answer just like the fuckers who go into politics. Setsuna you fucking moron you can’t even interrogate the bastard properly. You chose a wide open well lit place to question him. What the fuck?! That is the worst interrogation chamber I have ever seen, no tight spaces, or random electrical shocks. Setsuna ought to know better than to trust the first few statements that Itou makes. You have to break his limbs first and then his fingers. After twenty minutes on the thumb screw then maybe you can trust what he says. Actually put his mating mechanism in a vise just to be sure that when he talks he is telling everything he knows.

He feels “at ease” with Sekai. Haruhi-sama forbid that he likes her because the bitch has her legs spread every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Even Setsuna knows what a cheap prostitute Sekai is. She saw you two mate in your hovel. Sekai so horny she love you long time, girlfriend Sekai ten dolla. She do everything. Worse still after telling Katsura off she releases Itou the bastard from his manual labor to visit Sekai. Itou runs into Katsura and guess what Sekai’s whorish ways have now become the stylish thing to do.

What do you do when those damn slutty waitresses invade your space with a two to one advantage? Simple, shoot twice.

Katsura tells Itou to grope and rape her while her loli is not home. Great, hopefully Itou will now have to deal with two angry pregnant women soon enough. Itou says that he is terrible. I say fuck no. Itou should never be associated with the moniker the Terrible. Ivan the Terrible was at least good for terrorizing the Boyars and was at first a decent tsar. Ivan the Terrible was good at mocking his enemies. Itou however is good for nothing. Ivan the Terrible has folktales that paint him as a good chum and a friend of the the peasant. Itou is an exploiter of the people, a parasite.

So what do you get when two idiots share a room? Well apparently you get a clusterfuck. Sekai goes on and on about how what they are doing is wrong. However it does not dawn upon her to break up while they still can. Really what is the point of admitting your wrong when you can still redeem yourself, yet refuse to do so? Itou argues that since it feels so good it cannot possibly be wrong and then forces her to the ground spilling some filthy Sekai made tea. Itou wants to mate and he wanted to mate then and there. He even dared to tell Sekai to clean it up later. Well I see that Itou is firmly in the women’s job camp. Itou not only wants a handout he wants a woman to do everything for him! I guess his mommy still has to dress him every day. Sekai is not only a whore she is a hikkomori whore. Seems every time the over sized condom is sad she locks herself in her wee little room. Oh how sad, how unfair the world is to poor slutty Sekai. What did she do to the world to make it hate her so much? I can name quite a few, yet Sekai still insists upon feigning ignorance. She suffers the most even if she is never wanting of food, warmth, and shelter. Who could be so cold to punch her in face and push her into traffic? I could. Just like every first world fucker who is never found wanting for food and shelter that bitches incessantly about how unfair the world is, I would like to liquidate her to free up those under used resources for redistribution.

Ahhhhhh! My eyes they burn! Those thunder thighs are a crime against humanity.

Come time for the festival things take a nose dive. Seems Otome and her Gang of Four have built a mating room inside the haunted house. First off it is about as romantic and private as as used portable toilet that has been baking in the summer sun. I want it destroyed absolutely and without mercy. In fact screw using a GPS guided bunker buster, I want this place destroyed the old fashioned way with incendiary bombs and lots of collateral damage. They are all tainted so we must kill them all to prevent a larger outbreak. I want the whole town looking like Tokyo after LeMay paid them a visit. I knew that they were making teenage p0rn I want them arrested at once and tried as adults. Sadly in anime Japan there is no justice so the fuckers get away with it. All this mating proves to me that Katsura is in dire need of the Great Persuader, or what most people call a flamethrower. With the Great Persuader Katsura can persuade Sekai to come out and play whenever Sekai holes up in her room. Remember my little pyromaniac, when in doubt burn her out and shoot any one who is dumb enough to run. Also you could light Sekai up at her ahoge first and watch her burn like a candle. Katsura should persuade Otome and her Gang of Four to play nice, and nothing is made up of sugar, spice, and everything nice like a burnt corpse. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Setsuna and her little cafe scheme made me cringe. I think that Sekai is a pig and a pig is a pig no matter how much you doll it up. I hated the fact that they tried to be all orderly about it. Setsuna just shut up; don’t give any more commands like you are some sort of officer or NCO. You are not in a mecha suit I can kill your entire class with a Red Ryder BB gun. You have not only failed me you have made thigh highs look bad. You are not inspiring I would sooner mutiny than do much as ever say yes ma’am. If nothing else the next time Japan goes to war I hope they leave Setsuna in charge that way the war will be over quickly with them as the losers. I think Hamas should quit bombing Israel and instead go to Itou’s school and target that. At least I know every fucker in that cafe deserves to die. You fucking heathens even dared to disgrace Taps. It is a tune played on every US base to honor those who came before and those who fell in service to the US. It is played at funerals for US soldiers. It was played to honor the dead of both sides during the American Civil War. Is there nothing that you motherfuckers would not defile?! Christmas has been lost to you motherfuckers as some sick mating season, and now you wish to dishonor the dead! If the dead don’t count then burn your fucking Yasakuni Shrine you goddamn hypocrites. For this crime I demand a nuclear strike immediately to remind them of why Haruhi-sama hates all of them. Worst festival ever, I am fucking furious that they used Taps during a segment of their glorious failure. Play your own damned music you cocksuckers, shit you lost the last war so you ought to have a funeral tune too.

If it was up to Kat
You muthafuckas would stop comin up to Kat
Wit your hands out lookin up to me
Like you want somethin free
When Kat’s last class was out you wasn’t bumpin me
But now that Kat got this little company
Everybody wanna come to her like it was some disease
But you won’t get a crumb from me
Cause she’s from the streets of Compton (Oh how fucking nice the “lounge.” Instead of that how about being part of my “Final Solution to the Teenage Problem.” I have something better than a lounge for you, it’s a whole camp with huge bakery and co-ed showers. Oh the almond smell? That is nothing…)

So then we get to why Setsuna even likes the bastard seems that she mistook Itou’s woman’s job attitude as a compliment. It was the dumbest group of lines I have ever heard. just thinking about the converstaion would give anyone an aneurysm. Setsuna the Stupid I dare say the only reason why he boosted your ego was because he did not want to expend so much as a calorie to do manual labor. As for preventing boys from picking on you, no one picks on the loli character, no one. Itou’s story about not letting them treat you like shit was as true as Japan being an innocent victim in the last world war, just pure grade A bull shit. You can tell that he was lying when he said that he would actually fight. We all know that Itou can only beat a brave retreat. Hell Setsuna can beat up Itou. Rescue, haha. Itou can’t stand for a woman being treated that way, oh that is a good one. So according to Itou it is okay to grope and rape, but it is not okay to make fun of girls. Good because I would much prefer to throw sticks and stones at them rather than words. Fucking sissies.

So Setsuna wants to leave Sekai in good hands. How about Allstate motherfucker? No decides Setsuna how about leaving Sekai in the caring hands of Itou…Really what a great idea leaving a distraught emo and stupid whore in the hands of an alleged boyfriend that cannot say whether or not he likes Sekai. Fucking Brilliant! You know it’s just about as good of idea as leaving some douche named Brownie as head of FEMA. I smell success already. Hell forget any other candidate Itou is the most caring bastard in the world, Nanami is too evil, and Kuroda is a dumbass. However Itou just oozes responsibility. If you ever have kids Setsuna and I know you will carry Itou’s bastard offspring, how about inviting all their myspace pals for a sleep over?

Fuck you too Setsuna call the cops
Kat gonna kill you and that loud ass muthafuckin barkin Itou
And when the cops came through
Kat stood next to a burnt down school
Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still wasn’t found out
From here on out it’s the Katsura 2
Startin today and tomorrows the new
And she’s still loco enough
To choke Sekai to death wit a Charleston chew

In the end Setsuna kisses the motherfucker. Good thing crazy Katsura saw the whole thing. I hope Katsura sends Setsuna to France in itty bitty pieces.

Perhaps it is because I had to work weekend duty this week, but for some reason I am feeling much more anger than usually. It’s not enough that a few individual characters have to die now, I want them decimated. I want the school to be purged the Roman way, every tenth student is to be beaten to death by his/her peers. It will be done again and again until every single two bit idiot dies. If they refuse… well let’s crucify them along the Appian Way. At least Katsura is turning towards the dark side…so not all is yet lost I guess.

Yep you will ALWAYS be his girlfriend. You are a woman, you are mad…

My Hero Setsuna has unwittingly fallen into disgrace. I blame Sekai and her little web of lies. I commend Setsuna for trying to erect a barrier against Katsura, as it was the right thing to do. If you believed that Sekai was telling the truth about Makoto and Katsura breaking up that is. Setsuna was a faithful friend and thus believed her trusted friend. I hold no malice against her for that. She was deceived and betrayed by a so called friend and she is now forced to be cold towards Katsura in order to ensure that there is no interference from the “ex”-girlfriend. Thus it was easy to believe that Katsura was trying to win Itou back even though Sekai was now the “girlfriend.” Katsura put the damn fucker Itou on a pedestal and is still trying to vie for his attentions. Still I fail to see why Setsuna wastes her loyalty to that treacherous bitch Sekai. Her belongings are still boxed up in her new Tower of Justice. A true friend would have helped her move and settle in. As far as I can tell Sekai has done no such thing! Truly Sekai is unworthy of such a friend.

Good to know that tiny little Setsuna is capable of low level password hacking. Unfortunately, the Obsidian Order, Tal Shiar, and Section 31 are a bit more demanding of their hackers. At the very least I can at least have faith in her ability to look inspiring. Nevertheless the class did not sound very enthusiastic, perhaps Setsuna needs to find new ways to motivate them. Sadly, asking Sekai to train the waitresses is a big mistake; the cafe will turn into a bordello. Tsuruya-san you are not Setsuna, but you can grow up to be just like her just start by ditching your useless whore friend. When that cafe opens I will have no choice, but to use a tactical nuclear weapon. The risk is far too great; to let there be more than one Sekai in world is unacceptable. I hope her sidekick Tanaka the Tank is going to beat Itou to a pulp for letting Setsuna do most of the grunt work.

There is no greater weapon than a jilted woman and her rifle. Now to get this jilted woman her rifle…

Setsuna’s class mates are not innocent either not one of them willingly volunteered to help Setsuna. Clubs?! What kind of bullshit excuse is that? What a bunch of fucking pukes, they are the biggest bunch of unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit I have ever encountered. At least a D&D nerd has the will to work to get his money for a new book, but these god damned Jap students are afraid of work…

Poor Setsuna is far too trusting. I like my friends they are crazy enough to play games with me and stand within 30 meters of me. However, even I know that the stories your friends tell you are like sea stories, they are to be taken with a sea’s worth of salt. It is good to trust your friends, but it is also wise to be aware that they like grunts also tend to exaggerate, a lot. You know the deal that enemy squad is all of a sudden a platoon, then a division, then a corps, and by the end they make it seem as if the whole enemy army was right there in front of them. Right…and they were sober the whole time in theater too. So Sekai told Setsuna that she was his girlfriend and that they had breakfast. However there were a few incorrect details in Sekai’s story. Sekai was not Itou’s girlfriend. Sekai was an over sized organic vibrator. He did not make her breakfast. He made himself breakfast and Sekai got the scraps, namely the eggshells and his used tissue. But otherwise Sekai was right.

Yeah don’t put any effort in building a trap you lazy bitches. Gee with fucking two days it took you guys to figure this one out I could have laid a minefield that would have blown a mouse sky high if it even farted.

Speaking of Sekai, as I spit upon her name, is also a faithless friend whose lust has caused her to lie. It’s not just a simple lie she’s letting people believe that it is the truth. She allows and complements the nasty rumor that Katsura has been dumped. I hate liars who pretend that their lies are the truth and do everything they can to sell it as the truth. I think she deserves to cry and suffer for her treachery. If that is as hard as she has ever had it then I say she has led an easy life. She can’t even face the truth. So sickening is her mere presence that her stupid little waitress outfit seemed like some pathetic attempt at reclaiming her charm and modesty. Bitch please; I have never hated waitresses as I did until I saw Sekai in that half assed costume. In fact Sekai should go about naked so that she can never bring dishonor upon any profession. In fact let’s glue on Itou to her ass as well that way even strippers won’t be accused of being Sekais.

Sekai deserves to walk on all fours. She is not human. Besides she has been sleeping around long enough to have no need for clothes. So what if it is getting cold? There are far more deserving people who could use that clothing and keep it on. She should just stay in Itou’s room all the time you don’t even need to lock her up she isn’t going anywhere, for such is her degraded state. If she wants to mate in the cold I suggest she put on some weight to get that blubber protection that whales need. Itou will still mate with her, and Sekai will have that larger bust that she has always wanted. So what if the bitch snuggles against a pillow while crying her little heart huge moral vacuum out, she’s with Itou any girl would cry after mating with him. You know she was sleeping with the pillow too. In fact such is the quantity of bodily fluids and fecal matter on the pillow that it has been used as evidence that Itou possesses WMDs. Thank goodness too because now I can invade Itou’s lair in a preemptive strike.

So going to a McDonald’s knock off is now considered “romantic.” Let me guess you are paying…at least it was cheap. All it cost you was a blow job and a quickie.

Really there was never a formal break up; Sekai has no right to act as if she is the girlfriend. Arranging dates, and mating every damn day as if they were newly weds or something. Bitch please get a real job damn it. Pole dancing for one yen is just pathetic. Being a teenage whore does make for being a decent mother. Sekai presumes too much. I delight in the fact that she is distraught. I want the guilt and the truth of the matter to gnaw at her unceasingly even while she is mating. You know her ass is going to get ditched the minute Katsura puts out or even Otome. Itou is a pervert the only way she can keep him is to get surgery. I do believe that the hundreds upon thousands of dollars required will be gladly paid for by Sekai after she takes out a bad loan. Go ahead and weave your little web of lies… The more you do the greater the body count shall be. To be honest I should thank her for bringing in her little friends into the picture. More emo teens in dire need of extermination! Oh, be still my black heart. Now they can all watch as one by one they are hunted down and destroyed by the boogie man. Who is this boogey man well…

When Katsura becomes an infamous sniper she will be dubbed the boogey man by the superstitious and stupid locals. These locals believe in cell phones that bring love, and bonfire dances that stop infidelity. In this land there is some idiot perception that guns kill people without operators and hobby knives don’t. As such the local gangsters only have puny pistols and the cops have sticks… Nevertheless, Katsura is fast becoming the highly motivated killing machine that I want her to be. In fact we need to give her a sniper rifle right now. Make it bolt action so that she can precisely target Itou’s crotch and Sekai’s baby maker. Semi automatic has too much vertical shot dispersion for the amount of pain we all want inflicted upon the cast. Otome and the Gang of Four should be shot in the knees, slowly. That way they can all watch as their fellows drag their carcasses away from one another as their treacherous nature forces them to believe that it is every bitch for herself. The school has a high enough vantage point and it is so easy to get roof access. Itou and Sekai are avoiding it so it makes for one heck of a sniper’s nest. Remember my little school top shooter, “heart or head either way they are dead.”

I agree turning that scarf into a noose is a great idea. Might I suggest a random method of selection for your victims. Nothing will put the fear into your class mates like random terror…

This isolation of her will force her to become that lone gunman I want her to be. It’s you against the whole school. No one can help you so stop being timid or polite. They already have unjustly labeled her, thus it matters not if she now gives them a real reason to do so. The female student body makes me fucking sick, they believe in a rumor and shun her. I hope they all fucking die at the hands of the boogey man. So Katsura tears up her present which she worked so hard on making. You know what I hope she realized that a muffler for Christmas is a lousy gift. Katsura should gift the heads of Otome and her Gang of Four. With their mouths wide open, and as a bonus give Itou the remains of their baby makers too. That is the best gift she can give as Otome and her Gang of Four are pretty much just a loud obnoxious mouth and a mating mechanism. Better still give Itou the head and baby maker of Sekai too. It would mean the za-wouldo to him. As for that most righteous smiting I am elated that it has finally happened. That’s it Katsura, Haruhi-sama gave you claws so you could use them! However, I lament the fact that it was just a slap and not a round house that broke Sekai’s jaw. Not only would that have been awesome, Itou and Seaki will be unable to have fellatio. Now things can only escalate from a slap. What is next I wonder, a punch, a kick, or how about a stab or a slitting of someone’s throat?

Otome and her Gang of Four (the banshees) have some nerve. This is why I have long demanded equality among the sexes. That way I don’t have to shed more tears when they happen to get in the way of bullets and munitions moving in their general direction. I won’t have to hear cries of foul either when they run themselves into my knife. I don’t need proof that they are dangerous. They are all obviously guilty if being little sneaky punks. They are incapable of individual action; such creatures reside in a region beyond the rules of accepted behavior. They have chosen to be bullies… They say treat others as you would treat yourself. So they treat Katsura like crap therefore they want to be treated like crap. It is only just and polite to oblige them…

Oh shit I think I am going to be sick…Let me guess you stole that outfit just like you stole Itou. At least its is almost worth stealing, almost.

So they were complaining about not getting enough wood. It seems that they need more for their wooden vibrator as the banshees need the splintering effect to build up structural integrity in their mating mechanisms for the day they join Sekai in Itou’s harem or as I call it, hell. It also seems that they want the wood for free. I guess that in the future they will be living off charity as well because they don’t like paying for stuff. So Otome and Gang of Four fans work hard they are counting on you for their handout! It is no doubt a thankless job for none of them ever use the phrase “thank you.” They might break a nail on the way to the lumber yard. Boo hoo, break a nail what a fucking tragedy…It is sadder than Darfur. So if you love Otome and her Gang of Four please steal from your local charity and give all those goods to them. They fucking deserve it because they need to look pretty…and work makes them sweat.

It also seems that the girls’ basketball team is also in need of purging. The creatures have also stolen a camcorder to make p0rn. Not only are these sick fuckers under aged, ugly, and slutty they are fucking lazy to boot. Their whole team sucks too, even the Washington Generals and New York Nationals can beat them. They can’t even run an extension cord for their stuff, so they buy environmentally hazardous batteries. They don’t want to operate the thing so they drive up the cost of flash memory and thus making mp3 players more expensive. I have no idea what their plans are assuming they have one, but that is the most lazily drawn map I have ever seen. Heck the World of Warcraft map at least looks like a map, but what a maze? Am I supposed to be overawed by the crooked lines, lack of scale, lack of grid north, lack of magnetic north, and lack of true north azimuths? Maybe that ugly looking Japanese is supposed to impress this gaijin?

Ah the infamous hooker shoes of Sekai the slutty. What the? Would you look at that…Makoto is too stupid to even tie shoe laces. I guess he needs his hands in in pants all of the time.

Also who the fuck was that rather boorish looking woman, what was her name… Nanami. Good grief what fucking crappy name. What the fuck is her excuse? I wonder if her parents ever had any children that lived. I bet they regret that. I think that the best part of this boorish woman came out of the crack of her mom’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. As a friend of Sekai and Otome she must be a jealous faithless whore too. I bet this boyfriend she speaks of exists only in her little world. I look forward to seeing it crushed with vigor and without mercy. Who the fuck does she think she is? Taisuke is a pervert. He hit on Katsura not the other way around. This bitch Nanami must have selective hearing. Some friend, she didn’t help Setsuna move in either. Nanami’s hair looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, the bitch needs a haircut. She must die too for being stupid and ugly. Oh and stepping up for the perverts bravo mother fucker. You should mate with them as a reward for your loyal dog like servitude and placing them on a pedestal. I wished Katsura would have gotten good and sore. I wanted Katsura to be mad. I wish Katsura just socked Nanami then and there. Them was fighting words. Remeber Katsura that just because she’s down does not mean you stop hitting her.

Lastly and certainly least that son of a bitch Itou… What a spineless sack of shit. He can’t even commit to blow up doll Sekai, he chases boobs. Don’t give me this is all natural and therefore good crap either. This is a big load of bull shit as far as I am concerned. Such idiot logic was created by people who dabbled in sophistry that had no idea what they were talking about. Back in an age beyond memory the natural order of things for humans ran along the lines of running about barely clothed, fighting off predators, and defecating anywhere and every where. Any idiot who argues that this primitive natural lifestyle in Africa is all good and makes it a wonderful continent should be exiled to Zimbabwe. President for Life Mugabe would love to have your dumb ass running around half naked, fighting off his death squads predators, and making you shit all over your stupid self.

Aww… you’re breaking my heart. I feel so fucking sorry for you. It is not your fault, if Haruhi-sama wanted you to be happy she would have miracled it already. The best conclusion you can ever draw is that the pillow is a better lover than Itou.

The nerve of that mother fucker Itou is beyond words. So he funking ditches Katsura, doesn’t even bother to tell her that he likes to “practice” with Sekai more, and now he is getting fucking jealous and possessive. Hold on there you son of bitch; so you want your cake and eat it too?! Just wow. I thought that cheaters were just scum in dire need of retribution. However if they want to be jealous and possessive of the one they fucking cheat on…well I would not hesitate to label them as undesirables and move them to some prime Siberian real estate in beautiful Kolyma. They can make money by mining for gold and subsist on salty fish. Of course these undesirables will be under the protection of the People’s Commissariat for Internal Affairs or NKVD for short. After they get rich they can stay for years at a time Lubyanka Resort in glorious Red Square which also has a damn good view of Siberia too.

What the fuck was up with that sad music while Itou pretended to care? It was as if the studio thought that we would all be dumb enough to buy Itou’s “poor Katsura” line. Bullshit maybe some emo kid needs this stupid shit for their make believe suffering, but I doubt that those people are still around. They probably committed suicide by now to be with Sekai. Itou has no right to care at this point; he should just grope her so that Sekai can get all mean and stabby too. Itou you are a worthless pile of shit just be fucking honest and stop pretending like you are a nice guy. We all know that you are anything but. You aren’t fooling anyone not even yourself. The more honest you are the more your insignificant number of supporters can praise you for being an asshole and your most impressive consumption of tissue. Besides we all know that in crapfests like these the nice guys always lose to the spineless pervert or woman hating He-man. The creatures around Itou are as dull as bricks. Only Setsuna has seen through your pitiful disguise. It is not that Itou is cunning or smart, the only reason why this shit storm is happening is because just about every girl in his school is a whore and incredibly stupid.

Trick or Treat Mother Fucker!

Well next time there is going to be a fucking dance. I’d be excited, but rather than going to a dance, prom, school festival, or any other such money wasting pastimes I’d much rather use the money more constructively. I would have preferred to get some riot gear and tear gas and get medieval on my teenage peers. I hope that this fire is going to burn somebody. Whoever dances with Itou is going to be one dead bitch. I wonder what contrived use that stupid camcorder is going to be used for; I wonder if those cocksuckers in the girls basketball team can even operate it.

I got activated again and Itou is still a douche, Katsura is as dull as bricks, but Sekai has failed me for the last time. However, I have a new hero of justice to cheer for, Setsuna. Sure she’s a minor character, but at this point the mains are the kind of people I’d line up against a wall and shoot. After a trial of course, though it need not be fair…they are all obviously guilty.

The fifth episode had a few laughs to tone done the monotony of Itou’s constant groping of Katsura and begging Sekai for “practice.” I find Katsura’s need for swimming lessons to be completely unnecessary and a great waste of water resources. She has built in flotation devices she does not need to have Itou teach her anything; just toss her into the deep end. That’s how they used to do it in the old days. Sure it may have taken a couple of tries but if the drill sergeant tells you to swim you’d better swim, unless you wanted a blanket party.

If you shoot a pervert in the head he becomes a decent person. Please try it they will be rendered harmless.

Setsuna is right. The way to get Itou’s interest without putting out is to get bigger flotation devices. Itou is a real asshole especially when he was offered another ticket he automatically assumed that another girl was also interested in his abusive lecherous ass. I have to say while I applaud the beating, I feel cheated that it was not shown. Those thrice damned animators better give me the violence to go with this seedy sick constant sexual harassment by one useless creature.

So Itou constantly grabs at Sekai’s mating mechanism and her ass. All the while he enjoys the cushioning of Katsura’s flotation devices. The peanut gallery was under the impression that Sekai and Itou were dating. They weren’t far off as Itou is a two timing punk and Sekai is little better than blow up doll since she knowingly enters into a triangle. Brag all you want if you are the kind of scum that have cheated, to be honest I am in no higher moral position. However, I will not shed a tear if you end up as collateral damage, my black heart actually hopes for it. I have seen too many comrades come home to a faithless spouse and some idiot Jody. I have no respect for people who don’t have to the chutzpah to take that slap during a break up. It’s one of the most base forms of cowardice plain and simple.

Quick some one call child services, the loli is saying some very nasty things. No kid you are strange for knowing way too much about the birds and the bees, I assume that Sekai has been giving out too much “advice” on “practice.”

The way Sekai and Itou get together was laughably bad. Sekai asked the right questions when she demanded to know why she was over looked. Blow up doll, it’s fairly simple Itou was under the mistaken impression that Katsura liked to be groped hence why she had such massive back breaking flotation devices. Apparently she was more insistent about drawing a line when it came to mating. To put it simply, Itou just wants to put his junk in anything other than his hand. Sekai put out and then he mistook lust for love and may he be damned for it. So they mate again and again. Oh, Japan how I lament thine absentee parenting, in any other country the incidences of this is rare. Once my nieces and cousins come of age they won’t be able to fart without me and their parents knowing, a small price to pay to keep the Itous blue balled and beholden to their hands. It’s not an invasion of privacy. It’s called responsible parenting. Besides teens deserve fewer rights, they get slack for petty crimes. They deserve none of this “right to privacy nonsense” they don’t even pay their own taxes or expenses, they are parasites.

Sekai there is no need to be paranoid we all know that your are a slut. You hang out with Itou how easier can you get? Itou is a registered sex offender; we have bugged his room, and heard all and seen all…I can’t believe you let him do that. How about you two go to a donkey show on you next date, you’ll be paying and doing it of course.

You know how Sekai lectured Itou about the importance of mating locations? Well apparently blow up doll doesn’t particularly care, in fact they have done it in that piss soaked masturbation hole known as Itou’s room, an alley, the school roof top, and I would not leave a cemetery, day care center, and church off their itinerary. Now I know that too much of anything is bad for you and in the case of Itou the Jody and Sekai the blow up doll every day mating can’t be good for the blow up doll. I may not know much about the details about how people mate (some of the stories I have heard border on fantastic and even impossible lies), but I do know that the lining of areas involved in mating have rather thin epithelial tissue and no doubt frequent activity can lead to damage and bleeding. Seeing as how durable blow up doll is, Sekai must have lots of scar tissue in her mating mechanism or Itou has some very small junk that negates the problem entirely. I think that is it is the latter.

While Jody and blow up doll mate here, there, and everywhere, Katsura is pouring out her little heart in trying to be a good girlfriend. Sekai feebly asks Itou to have a formal break up, but being a blow up doll her cries fall upon the deaf ears. Itou instead lies out of his ass. Such is his hateful nature that he can’t even make a decent breakfast and complains about having to do it. Cooking for the modern man is a necessity; no more of this is “a woman’s job” bullshit. Any man who can’t cook for himself deserves to starve; preferably to death for such idiot insistence on never cooking. Blow up doll is not innocent either, she can’t even gather up the nerve to tell the truth to Katsura or Setsuna. Then again she can’t gather enough sense to tell Itou no or to end their treachery. Other such retards are also interested in Itou namely some bitch named Otome and her Gang of Four. Katsura is a lot of things, but she is no slut, hence the horribly miss named Otome and her Gang of Four deserve to die for their insolence.

Look at this fucker no doubt he’s feeding Sekai baby gut sausage.

I have nothing but hatred for her little clique. They are merely an unarmed mob and can be easily silenced, preferably with generous amounts of violence. We live in a world where we want equal rights, and as such I want them to be thrown under a tank just like Itou; every last one of them. Waiting so long to confess, fuck you Otome the spineless. You need your Gang of Four to tell people off? What’s the matter not enough brain power and wit to go with your black heart? She is an ass for being arrogant, she is ugly for being jealous, and she is an idiot for choosing Itou. I have no love for this one, in fact I wish Itou upon her. It was surprising to see dull as bricks Katsura even stand up for herself. Sure it was for claiming the coveted “Itou’s girlfriend” role, but damn she has a spine. Too bad she will never use it.

At least I can take solace in the fact that Katsura has finally learned that Itou has been a lying douche that been cheating on her with Sekai. I hope she uses those knitting needles to run Itou through, impale Otome, and nail Sekai to the wall. Still I think Katsura is going to put out in some vain attempt to keep Itou. I wonder why Sekai even wants anything to do with Itou. He is a cheater, what makes her think that he will remain faithful to her? Worse still she is a hypocrite, she allows the big pervert Itou a free reign, but punishes Taisuke with zeal. Once Itou loses interest she is going to be cheated on in turn. The fact that Itou never noticed her is damning enough. Itou is in this only for “practice” any thing he claims to the contrary is a lie. We all know that he can lie with a straight face Sekai saw it herself! He is a terrible boyfriend he just wants to “practice.” How about treating Sekai like a lady you damn fucker, go out for dinner, or god forbid take her to a movie on you own dime? I don’t think that Itou has ever paid for much at all. Suspension of disbelief indeed, what kind of self respecting woman would even go near a cheating bastard that’s only interested in “practice?”

You know Katsura now that they can barely fault you on anything now, you can easily substitute this lemonade with urine. They would not be smarter for it either. Is arsenic controlled in Japan ? If not you can feed that to the both of them. It makes their urinary tracts burn… (seriously do not try this at home, it’s murder in the first degree)

Sekai is a scum bag she becomes the other woman so easily, so readily. It is a pity that Setsuna has such a worthless friend to save. Setsuna has my utmost respect. While Sekai becomes a mistress, Setsuna stands with her even when Sekai is obviously in the wrong. I hope my new hero insists that Sekai respect herself by having Itou break up with Katsura. Nevertheless I hope more for Setsuna to break the news to the school that Katsura has been cheated on and Sekai is therefore a skank. Then I can rest easy knowing that blood will flow, feelings hurt, and knives will be drawn as Itou and Sekai try to dig their way out of the hole that they have dug. I hope Otome gets what is coming to her as well, that stuck up bitch.

I still can’t believe they tried to mate while the school was still occupied. Personally I would have restrained them both in their under dressed state and marched them through every single group of people. That way they will never live it down and will have to move away and never be together again once their parents find out, assuming they care. I am not sure who is dumber Katsura for trying to keep an abusive relationship going or Sekai to starting one that focuses solely on mating. Here’s hoping that one of them gets some self respect and kills Itou and her rivals.

Wow, you can flip out your cell phone in seconds. Bitch please, I can draw a holstered 9mm and put one round in your head and two in you heart before you even get it to you ear at 3 meters or less of course.

As much as I hate Katsura I think she deserves to at least be aware that she has been dumped. She deserves closure rather than a stab in the back. Worst of all both are the freaking sugar mommas in the relationship, Itou doesn’t even have a job or a penny in his name. I cannot help but wonder what sort of redeeming qualities Otome, Sekai, and Katsura can possibly see in such a miserable creature. At least the average doormat has some sense of right and wrong and knows when to keep their hands to themselves for the most part. They say love is blind, and if this is true then stupidity must be, among other things, a Japanese School Girl.

Say what you will about this polygamy nonsense in most countries you can only ever marry one partner at a time. Besides not many of the polygamous wannabe douches make enough to support all their kids and spouses, if you can’t pay up you don’t deserve to be in a polygamous relationship. It’s not morality, its economics. I don’t want some irresponsible douche making babies like nobody’s business and robbing the citizenry of tax dollars for education for such demon spawn. It takes money away from the military industrial complex that makes the weapons and armor that keeps my ass alive. War is a human constant, irresponsibility merely a choice.

Oh Sekai there is no point in pretending to be modest any more. In fact stop pretending you have any free will. Just leave you legs permanently spread. We all know, you’re not fooling any one.

Anyone else think that the entire female cast needs to listen to Phil Collins and Philip Bailey’s Easy Lover collaboration? It’s freaking dead on for describing Itou. Kids these days bah…they don’t even know what good music is any more.

My patience grows thin when watching School Days, while tj han argued way back that this was somewhat realistic I violently disagree. I lost track of how many times my head had hit the key board and it does not help that the humor fucking sucks. I will not even bother with a summary since it’s too troublesome to try and convey the aura of idiotry that went about.

His parents need to be shot along with him, Itou doesn’t clean up his room. Either that or he has A LOT of free time on his hands…

Kokoro is way smarter and observant than her twit sister Kotonoha. I mean after all if she is not ready then she is more than capable of at least slapping Itou. Makoto could not even fight his way out of a paper bag. While her dreams of romantic moments are a bit far fetched when I first heard it I thought she wanted to do it on a horse Daniel Radcliffe style. Thankfully it was much more tasteful in the visual aid. I still can’t believe she is allowing herself to be pressured into mating with Makoto. Bitch please, it is never the fault of the girl when she is not ready to mate. It’s not about being shy, or not liking the son of a bitch. I may have no idea what women think or how they think, all I know is that respect is a big part of being in a relationship. The way Kotonoha and Itou make it out to be it’s not even a relationship. It’s a master slave dynamic.

She needs to make it clear that she likes Itou, but doesn’t like being pressured or being groped. Besides when has intercourse been a good way to make boys love you? Love and lust are not the same, take heed if you value your life. Satisfying Itou’s desires is none of your concern foolish girl, it’s not like he’s paying for anything. You are the sugar mama he does what you tell him not the other way around.

Yep, I knew it! Itou is so lazy he could not get off his wanking chair to get more tissue.

Sekai has squandered all my hopes for her. I can’t believe she wants to “practice.” I make it no secret that I think that prostitution and mating without love are things that I abhor in no uncertain terms. Letting a bastard like Itou near you is bad enough, letting him go all the way unopposed is an atrocity. Sekai was raped, no ifs ands or buts about it. Even if she lost the will to resist at the last moment, Itou had no right to do what he did just because he could not keep his lust in check. If nothing else I hope that this comes back to be the catalyst for a lot of bloodshed. She should have known better, Itou is a blue balled bitch with stupidity to match. Hands-on is something he interprets literally. He is more treacherous than the sea; he raped Sekai when he was in a relationship.

Say what you will about polygamy being great, loyalty and fidelity have yet to abandon this world to hateful hedonism dominated by the scum of the earth. Sekai also perpetuates the myth that the most a woman can do is scream when raped, hell fucking no. A man with his pants down can be out thought and out fought, men are not invincible; perverts and rapists less so. If his head is applied with sufficient force to the pavement, concrete can and will prove fatal. I’d advise Sekai to get a Fairbairn-Skyes commando knife, since there is no better way to bring Itou to heel with a good stab between the ribs piercing his heart and lungs…

Good grief Itou, this is why Japan does not allow guns for her citizens. Too many Itous who can’t hide shit from kids. Wait is that…WTF? Squirrels?

Itou is scum. He’s the kind of SOB I pray wanders into my gun sights. He’s the kind of person I hope gets run over when a military convoy is under orders to never stop. Here’s a rhyme for you Itou since you obviously have less brain power than a 2 year old on why pressuring Katsura, dumb as she may be, is wrong:

She does not want to mate in a box.

She does not want to mate with a fox.

She does not want to mate in a house.

She does not want to mate with a mouse.

She does not want to mate here or there.

She does not want to mate anywhere.

She does not want to mate with small twig and blue balls.

She does not want to mate with you at all.

She does not want to mate in a park. She’d rather mate with a piece of bark. On a side note how can you be so daft to do it in a park after school on a week day?

If mating is the only reason he wants to enter a relationship then may Haruhi-sama smite him. I’d have more respect for a spineless doormat like Keitaro. After all the average doormat, timid and spineless though they are, at least doesn’t pressure women for intercourse. I applaud the fact that both Sekai and Itou were too dumb to try a love hotel for privacy and in all honesty must be some stupid ploy since love hotels are a dime a dozen and even gaijin know about them. Words cannot convey the pure idiotry of trying to do it in the park in day light in front of kids, or even a camera so the guards can have a free show.

If this is not rape then bullets are not lethal.

As for mating in Itou’s room how about cleaning it up you lazy bitch? Itou and his family would be among the few I would gladly have handed over to Stalin as capitalists and Kulaks. What kind of family could have created such a monstrosity? His room itself is a piece of work. His waste basket is filled with used tissue of a non-nasal or innocently benign nature. It is disgusting, and it is a fucking bio-hazard. It is most fitting that his favored partner is Handerella. He actually keeps that shit! Where the fuck does he get off on pressuring Kotonoha for intercourse, by what right can he claim that his passion should determine his actions? Since when was doing it anywhere even encouraged? Where the fuck did Itou get the mistaken impression that intercourse occurred when he wishes it without sacrifices or effort on his end?

I swear eternal hostility to Itou and his ilk. It is not manly or acceptable to go off and grope women with no self control. This is the modern age where rape and male sexual dominance have no place. It is not that society has a right to kill them, it’s because society has no right to let them live…

Man was that torture. It seems plain as day that Sekai has lost her marbles and Kotonoha may never have had any. If she did they must have bypassed her noggin and ended up in her gazongas. At least now both are headed for destruction and I dearly hope annihilation in the fullest sense. While its expected that boys are perverts, they are also expected to have self control. Even if these are teenagers the same moral standards that a society chooses cannot be ignored by pubescent punks. We do not excuse teenage murderers, nor should we excuse rapists as just undergoing a phase. If by age 12 you have no concept of right or wrong and have no diagnosed mental illness, you are beneath contempt. Itou is more despicable than a hippie, at least a hippie believes in something greater than themselves. Itou is too damned selfish and must feel the fires of retribution and the steel of righteousness piercing his black soul. Harem leads these days they make me sick. Now if you excuse me I have to bask in the kawaii-ness of Moetan.

ab irato

ad majorem Haruhi glorianum

quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur

Aww…what’s the matter hand cramp? You know instead of killing him maybe if you just cut off his hands he will suffer more…better yet shatter every bone in his hand.

Makoto is without a doubt the embodiment of all that is base in men, he is not a man of the modern age he belongs in the dark ages when ignorance ran amok and idiots crowned themselves kings to go off on idiot adventures like trying to free the Holy Land with badly disciplined heavy cavalry. Episode 3 just adds more fuel to what hopefully will be his funeral pyre burning at the stake for being a sinful heretic and blasphemer.

So Makoto plans on taking Katsura by force within the week. He plans on invading her home at the earliest opportunity and gets much more excitable when he learns that an imouto is also in the residence. His eagerness to invade, rape, and pillage clearly shows the next day at lunch with his incessant inquiries into the matter. Despite Sekai’s correct assessment that pervert Makoto is moving too quickly and Katsura should resist such actions, Katsura being the submissive bitch that she is says that it’s “okay.” Sekai puts Makato in a choke hold but fails to twist his neck to the point of snapping.

Hello? Hi little girl are mommy and daddy home? No, my sister is out dating leaving me home alone…

After lunch Katsura gets bullied by Otome-san for neglecting her paper work. The other students agree that she is indeed neglecting her work for a boyfriend. They promptly move to higher ground while Katsura catches up on her paper work she has put off. Idiot Itou and Krazy Katsura then board the train Makoto asks what is wrong, though without an ounce of sincerity. Katsura being a mute fapping object that she is declines to answer. Makoto then gropes her on the train in full view of a friend of Sekai’s. Soon word reaches Sekai about his insolence, though she insists that they are not involved in that way, setting off bull shit meters around the globe.

At the sorry excuse of a school Sekai berates Makoto for his actions. It turns out that Katsura opted to take the bus than ride the train, just about the smartest thing she has done so far. Sadly Idiot Itou and Krazy Katsura make up during lunch while Sekai holds a lunch press conference disavowing any knowledge of Itou’s terrorist activities. Despite taking a step forward Katsura joins Itou for lunch and surrenders to terms more humiliating than France’s 1940 armistice. She agrees to let him into her home, for what can only mean one thing, Makoto wants to mate. Meanwhile Sekai is getting a visit from Setsuna at her job in the most woman hating cafe in the world. Setsuna’s clairvoyance easily sees past Sekai’s “friend” facade but none the less supports Sekai on her damned foolish idiot idealistic crusade to retake the heart of Itou.

So faster slave. Holy shit you barely lasted five feet. Sis you boyfriend is a puny human and a weakling I could kick his ass.

Next day Itou puts on his only set of dating clothes and goes off to grope and fondle the Katsura imouto. Much to my pleasure Katsura the younger says the darnest things. Seems the notion of Itou and Katsura the elder being lovers is shattered by the mere fact that Itou does not refer to Katsura the elder by her first name. They resolve to do so to hide their stupidity and faithlessness. At the train station Itou again makes his most hateful and disgusting visage in anticipation for a kiss, Kotonoha just gives him one on the cheek. Once back in his dank dark tissue wad infested lair Itou tells Sekai that dating Katsura is tiring.

Impression: Well that was much ado about nothing. While my hatred for Itou grows with each passing episode my disdain for Katsura the elder seems to be increasing as well. While my views on teenage and under aged mating are now considered conservative and quaint, I cannot help but despise Katsura for not drawing a line in the sand. Makoto has the nerve to try a mating ritual before meeting her parents and indeed the rest of her family. The thing that love entails includes having to play nice with the family of your significant other they cannot be ignored due to a frenzy of lust. Kotonoha is the kind of bitch that refuses to try and save herself and ascribes to some idiot notion of having a prince charming dote upon her and provide her with the courage to face this uncaring world.

If Itou is the epitome of all that is base about doormats, Kotonoha is the epitome of all that is wrong with the harem model of womanhood. She is what I call the submissive enabler for the crimes of Itou. Little miss rich could not survive out in the real world no freaking way since the minute she steps outside she will end up in some Thai massage parlor in Bangkok. Her blind devotion to Itou makes me cringe if that is all that she lives for then she can never truly live unless made or kept so by the exertions of people better than her. If she got arrested for being party to Itou’s perversions she would try and plead that she was just doing as she was doing what she was ordered to do with the mistaken impression that such an excuse is valid. As for Itou being tired, he must certainly have the least muscle mass in anime history. Serious relationships are not based upon attempted matings; they require effort, sacrifice, fidelity, and devotion to the one you love, not this over emphasis on lust. Make no mistake Itou for you day shall come; love and lust are not one and the same.

Being Itou’s girlfriend and getting groped on the train can’t make for a good time. Still she is without a doubt evil, for she forces men over 17 to the back of the bus like second class citizens.

Itou’s belief that Kotonoha is simply being shy appalls me. If she is not ready then she is not ready no man has the right to force a woman to be ready when she is not. Maybe in Japan this forcing of intercourse is acceptable, but in the rest of the world it is called rape. As much as I loathe Katsura, even I would not wish such an ignominious fate upon her, inevitable though it maybe. I also feel disgusted that they spend more time with fan service than blood. I get it School Days staff both Sekai and Kotonoha have over sized chests! Big fucking deal! I don’t give a rat’s ass if they are unrealistically big gazongas. It’s not moe it is a mark of laziness and your need to compensate for something. Idiots are not moe never were, never will be. Give Sekai a knife and Kotonoha a saw and a glimmer of intelligence to use it for bloody sake.

So after being left in shock at the train station Ito goes out on a date with Kotonoha. Being a standard Japanese doormat that is beneath contempt he manages to have an epic fuck up…

Ito first mistake was to buy a book on dating. Now bear in mind these books are written by a bunch of blue balled no good chauvinist pigs. As Ito bought one he is obviously a pig that thinks women are too stupid to catch on to his artificiality. His second mistake was to look at p0rn in public, and she finds out. At this point had Kotonoha left she would have earned my respect, as she did not she needs a kick in the teeth. Ito then has the gall to go off and play video games by himself, I like video games, but what the hell was he thinking. For a date the only time you should be playing in an arcade is either a co-op rail shooter or racing. Don’t touch the fighting games that is a big mistake. Not to settle for second palce in epically bad date he starts trying to kiss her, on the first date! for his insolence Ito must be dragged aout and shot, his parents as well for raising such a miserable creature its not murder its accountability.

Here old friend I have something that will make sure your date shall go smoothly. Sold for 599 USD. You bastard, what kind of girl do you think I am?!

Luckily for Kotonoha the train whisks the pervert away. The next day Sekai is horrified by what she hears, but Ito being the abusive male pig that he is begins blaming her and tries to plead that he did nothing wrong when even a blind man could see that he royally fucked up. Sekai gives him two tickets and tells him to apologize and try again. As weird and stupid as it sounds Kotonoha elects to go on another date with the perverted Ito. Setsuna, yuri pal of Sekai, points out how much out a waste and crime against the world giving aid to Ito was. So they go to movies and watch a p0rno movie, brilliant. Now here’s the kicker the movie plot is just a very thinly way to foreshadow the love triangle that is taking place. Ito tries to feel her up and again has the gall to try and kiss her under the pretense that she is being shy. Hell Ito is that prick rapist in those government presentations on rape prevention, saying that she was shy and she didn’t really say no. Kotonoha finally give Ito the bitch slap that he so richly deserves.

Oh, the Victoria Secret Catalog. Fap Fap. Hehehe No one will ever guess what I am doing with my hand in my pants even with that mess on the walls.

Ito then gets all emo and prickish with Sekai, the teacher blames Sekai, because he is in league with Ito, he too must die. Ito desperately tries to catch Kotonoha but gets intercepted by another twit named Otome Kato, until she starts wielding weapons with deadly intent she too is beneath contempt so long as she remains interested in Ito. After stalking Kotonoha for the better part of the day he finally corners her and asks her to meet him at the train station. Kato scrambles to intercept while Kotonoha is trying to get to the bus station. Kotonoha succumbs to Sekai’s Force Persuasion and goes the train stop. Ito and Kotonoha agree to become a couple Ito pretends to apologize, but Kotonoha is so fucking submissive that she apologies for being groped. Kotonoha and her family must now be purged for the greater good of humanity such submissiveness can never come to any good. In the name of Haruhi-sama they must be excised.

Impression: After seeing this travesty of dates, the blood of every righteous man and woman should be afire! Ito’s mere existence is an affront to Haruhi-sama. What sort of pathetic creature can dare claim any decency when he attempted twice to ravage a lady even one as dense as Kotonoha. Still I find Kotonoha’s apology to be most infuriating. She has no reason to apologize; it only emboldens the terrorist perverts and abusive boyfriends. She needs to show deadly intent soon or she will have squandered all chances of redemption.

Hold it right there Ito the rapist. What the… Bitch why the fuck are you apologizing? Is your name Ito the rapist or are you hard of hearing?

I remember my first date very well, much to my displeasure, but never did I even think about doing any of the things that Ito did. P0rn in public on a date? He might as well strip down and grab some lotion at that point…ugh but it was to be expected he can barely read. I cannot wait for Ito to die, the longer he lives the more joy shall all derive from his demise. Hell even I knew that kissing on the first or even second date is a big mistake, and I am about as evil and deranged as they get.

According to the Ito-sutra all men must practice their kissing. Iyaa I am such a good kisser I practiced so much om my own ass. Pucker up Katsura-san never mind that I forgot to use a mint.

Kotonoha should have just simply walked away when she had the chance I have no idea what Sekai is thinking. However, it must be suitably evil as true evil is more than merely creating mayhem it’s about throwing around fire balls and razing Ito’s house with him in it. Kotonoha seems very wealthy and thus is losing my respect even if she claims to have been overly developed for a long time. Since she has dealt with sleaze bags before; she is even dafter to become a couple with one of the worst of these perverted idiots.

Angry Rant: The over use of tilting the camera that made the characters sideways really got to me it annoys me to no end it made me feel like I am trying to look up their skirt. Now that may be something that Ito would do, but what the fuck are they trying to lump in the audience with that skirt flipping punk bitch?!

The OP was a montage of undressed women how fucking creative of the staff! They need to burn in hell for their lack of imagination and trying to sell this with sex instead of blood. It reminds me of why I never got into these sorts of games, I don’t find these overly endowed vacuum headed three word vocabulary nympho characters attractive, they are freaking pathetic barely worth the bullets needed to kill them. Ito is the epitome of typical loser harem male he’s one of the few that deserve to be nuked.

Chuu. Chuu. Out fucking standing Ito the rat you can now suck golf balls out of a garden hose. I always thought that your face was naturally fucked up, but now I see you had to work on it.

They need to make ero-games that understand that the hottest thing in the world for non-loser males are women who are smarter than they are. All these ero-games are targeted towards the perverted Itos of the world. Give me the valedictorian, the girls who screw up the grading curve, and join the honor society. Real otaku men would copy their chemistry homework and make passionate love to them for hours, stopping when she asks them to. So she won’t miss the next episode of Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

Kill Ito. Kill Ito.

The Itos of the world can have the fucking cheer squad and submissive twits, real otakus like the girls with MENSA cards and chips on their shoulders. Women who dress weird and have 4.0 grade point averages. Women who are too busy working on their PhDs to go on bad dates with loser Itos. Brainy articulate women who like to discuss the socio-political aspects of SHnY. Heck in such an ero-game women don’t even need to get naked they can just go to the rec room and beat the player repeatedly in games of chess and Halo multi-player. So if you are a brainy intelligent anime otome who knows the name of Darth Vader’s flagship we need you to star in an ero-game.

After much anticipation I have finally seen the first episode of what I dearly hope will be a most glorious blood bath and turning of anime characters into piles of fleshy paste. I have never looked forward to these kinds of shows and try to avoid them like the plague that they are. However the promise of bloody brings joy to my evil heart. Do forgive me if I sound a bit disturbed, it’s all very normal…

We begin our bloody tale with the object of my undying hatred Makoto Ito, who is named after a politician; how fitting there is no lower life form on Earth. It appears that this scum has been setting his eyes upon some twit with a very full chest and apparently an empty head. Turns out this mere object has a name Katsura Kotonoha and she likes to read, however, I have a nagging suspicion that these “books” are heretical. He goes into the history that they share and his meticulous study of her habits and her figure. While he claims that this is mere infatuation I call it stalking.

Enemy of Women. Get over here! Stay still while I break you.

So Ito remembers some silly superstition about taking the picture of the object of your desire with your cell phone and keeping it secret will insure success. Being one to beg God/Haruhi-sama/Allah/Buddha for such trivial matters of a most selfish nature he abides by the pagan ritual and walks off confident that he will get what he wants. While gawking at his low quality picture he is easily discovered by one very special lady Sekai Saionji who interrogates Ito over the picture and rapidly gains the information that she needs by passing notes in class. One of Sekai’s classmates leers at them suspiciously. We later learn that this young lady is in fact a potential yuri pal for Sekai and she must move quickly to kill Ito.

Turns out Sekai is a friend of Kotonoha and sets her plan to bring them together in motion. Some twit makes some remarks about how unjust anime writers are for favoring such losers like Ito fate has been very kind to Ito. Ito begins to suspect Sekai for telling every body about his not so secret crush. In fact when Sekai shows him her special place he assaults her by grabbing her and forcing her into the fence. While any other woman would have killed him where he stood, she plays nice and he backs off. Sekai arranges for a special lunch between the three and Kotonoha turns out to be quite the terrible cook. Sadly Ito did not die of food poisoning as I had hoped.

Look a picture of symmetrical docking. Oh you want? Nope. Haha. I see your Schwartz is small.

After this nearly fatal affair Ito resolves to confess his feelings to Kotonoha. Next day at their embarkation point Ito pours out his love for Kotonoha. She accepts his feelings and reveals to Sekai that the boy she was interested in was in fact Ito. Fast forward to the end of the day Sekai and Ito are at the train stop. Ito is so grateful to Sekai that he wants to reward her with something. Sekai takes him up on it and steals a kiss before fleeing to her train. So ends the first ep with nary a drop of blood.

Impression: Well that was fairly uneventful although things appear to be moving on track without delays of a ridiculous nature. I hope the anime staff realizes why many people are watching this and I doubt that it is for standard harem. The only thing that made the game remarkable were the “bad” endings to cut those out would be a crime against civilization, a treachery so heinous that it can only be sated with the blood of their families young and old, male and female.

Kotonoha-san I like you will you go out with me? Gomen~ne doormat-san, but I’d rather make love to this thermos than go out with you. See I told you that your Schwartz was small.

While I have never played the game nor ever plan to I am eagerly looking forward to see somebody bite the dust. Still between Sekai and Kotonoha Sekai is clearly turning out to be the superior otome. It is most unfortunate that her scheme blew up in her face but it was no less deliciously evil as it was devious. I surmise she even went through the trouble to have Kotonoha crush and curb stomp Ito’s puny heart so she could swoop in and piece it back together. Sekai also has a friend in the yuri closet so that is a nice plus from busty block headed sickly twit that has a like for reading. Kotonoha better show some spine and a Fairbairn-Sykes commando knife with deadly intent before she can make her way back into my esteem, other wise she needs to die just as badly as Ito. Making Ito sickly would be nice but it better be terminal then!

Look at his expression he’s definitely a rapist or at least wants to be one. At the very least this is assault and battery against a girl. Arrest that man!

Ito is really worthless in mere seconds I hated him with a passion with his attitude and his stalking methods his hand writing sucks too. Any one who cheers for this guy must really be something. Ah well I hope he dies a million times over because he deserves it. Next time it seems that Kotonoha is in for one really bad dayto, I can only hope she kills Ito for wasting her time.