Back to this format of the Impzie Destructive Analysis (aka short summaries + thoughts compared to detailed ones), Impz has been burdened with his project work for a while and hence have no time to blog a full entry on Bokura ga Ita 24 as well as Sumomo momomo episode 11 (truth for this is because Sumomo momomo episode 11 is too sinful to post a parody on it). Just look above to understand why I cannot make a parody out of this. The summaries are brief, especially for Bokura ga Ita, considering that I generally make a full entry for Bokura. However, with the personal activities, it is impossible this week. Full summaries will resume next week for Bokura ga Ita for the viewers who are looking forward to the detailed summaries!

Anyway, this is a no frills summary and thoughts, so time to move!

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Bokura Ga Ita Episode 24

Summary

It’s clear by then that her mother did not have enough money going to Tokyo but she told Yano not to find any jobs because she wanted him to concentrate on his final year examinations. Yano was with Takeuchi as he tried to hunt for jobs, with Takeuchi looking for a job. Yano also said he would not tell Nana because she would be very hurt when she learnt about the news. Back at Takeuchi’s home, her sister was saying that it was good that Yano left, but Takeuchi did not want to get Nana that way. His mother also said that Yano’s mom was very incapable, but having a child so cool-headed as Yano was a good thing.

At school, everyone discussed about their choices of universities, with Yano assuming that Nana wanted to go to Tokyo university since that was what they had originally planned. However, she changed her mind to go to Sapporo, with Yano pissed very badly. He thought that all she wanted was to be away from him and considering that he was contemplating about leaving Tokyo, Nana’s remarks hurt him a lot. Takeuchi then effectively ended his chances by rushing over to Nana, telling her about Yano’s possibility of going to Tokyo and told her to stop him.

Nana did not want the relationship to end, hence she rushed over to Yano’s place. Eventually, Nana confessed once again that she liked Yano and Yano said that he never had any intentions of leaving her. However, Nana said she would respect whatever decision he made on the Tokyo trip and that she would never abandon him, like anyone else. At the end, they discussed about their prospective universities, only to realize that Nana had difficulties getting to a Tokyo university. Still, she insisted she would do it, without thinking of anything as Yano seemed to change his mind of sorts where he made a backup plan. However, Nana found out that he was intending to go to Sapporo and perhaps….did something to that piece of paper.

Thoughts

Takeuchi, why? Why the hell did you …..do such a thing to kill off your chances? Last episode, I was stating how cool you are, trying to beat your love rival to pieces with your courageous words. Now, you are just what you said you are, a coward that always walk around a circle and never attempts to leave it when you can find happiness out of it. Takeuchi really disappointed me a lot in his actions this episode, even though I am still blindly supporting a Takeuchi x Nana. That said, I do not think Nana will be with anyone at the end of this show, as this show seems to be heading toward a sad ending (considering the preview for episode 25 is about Yano leaving). I just have a feeling I will feel very low after Bokura Episode 26, so I probably will be shaking sadly by the time it ends.

Also, I fully respect Yano. He is finally out of his insecure side and facing the future courageously. From the spoilt and arrogant brat that he was in the earlier episodes, he is finally like a man and I believe that he is good enough for Nana. Actually, Nana is starting to be less desirable with her immense insecurity in relationships. She is not ready for it and sadly, I think she jumped the gun too fast. I cannot believe that I am saying this considering how much I praise her earlier on in the series. Her weaknesses are exposed very plainly for the past three episodes.

I brace myself for an eventful, beautiful and theatrical ending. Bokura ga Ita is really one of the best shoujo series of this year, if not the best.

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Sumomo momomo Episode 11

Summary

The crazy fiance came to the school to challenge Koushi-dono as he tried to find a way out of this. Looking at Momoko, he thought that he found an ally, only to realize that the challenger simply wanted to fight him and was not an assassin. Momoko, being totally oblivious that Koushi was completely weak, asked him to fight. Koushi also tried to use his law knowledge to batter his opponent, only for the opponent to be too stupid to understand his laws.

Eventually, Sanae rushed home to wear her costume and saved Koushi at the nick of time. However, everyone was swooning over her….assets and revealing clothes, with her totally embarrassed by the lechering looks of the guys. The fight went on, with Sanae completely beaten up as she realized that she was not strong enough. Eventually, she remembered that her power improved with the amount of clothing she shed, as her limit to power was her embarrassment.

With that, she started to strip even with the embarrassment, with her power increasing as all the guys had a major explosion from the ….revealing of the hot body. For the sake of Koushi, she was almost naked as she did the ultimate Horse clan kick. She then won over the beefy man and was glad that the whole event was over. The next day, we see Iroha and her baka brother selling the pictures of her, with her turning white and fainting immediately.

Thoughts

This is heaven for all who loves fanservice. There is so much blatant fanservice in this episode that it is almost sinful. I am almost contemplating to do an evil parody about Sanae being the “prawn star” but decided that this would be too dangerous like real porn. Hence, I have simply done this in a I.D analysis fashion to hide it since I do want to blog and say…SANAE’S BODY IS HOT HOT HOT!

She has to wear that costume more. Period.

Anyway, that’s it!

Welcome to Sumomo momomo’s edition of the Fanservice editorial page. I am so glad that you can come over to my friendly life, where I turn from a normal and innocent class president to a totally insane fighting lady with my clothing leaving nothing to your imagination!

That is what I have to do in the show I am in. I feel almost dirty having to wear that super queer costume. Sigh, how I wish sometimes that I can be more normal, like Koushi. Listen to my story by clicking to know more.

Hi, my name is Sanae and I am currently in one of my favorite cosplay battle gear as the Horse clan p*** star. Today, I have to strip once again in front of the voyeur camera in the toilet, which made me extremely uncomfortable as I hated the costume. It makes me look like a hentai and that also had me fearing that Koushi, the man that I am supposed to protect would discover it. What if he is not a cosplay lover? What if he is just an innocent lamb that has never watched any prawn productions?

He will despise me forever for being a prawn star!

Everyday, I have to do training by binding myself with a mouth piece to run around the dojo for thousands of rounds on my fours. Grandma said it is training and it is sure tough, making me all wet (with sweat). It is really very hard to be a prawn star, especially when I have this hatred of water. What an irony it is for a prawn star to hate water, don’t you think? I do not understand why I have to train so hard all the time just to please my grandmother but it seemed that she is very strict with me in training.

I have no way to deny it, since that is my destiny as the best prawn star in the Horse clan. I have to protect Koushi from all harm!

My grandmother often said this is a way to train my strength in my legs but I do not understand why she is treating me like a horse. I am human, grandmother, not a horse even though my surname has a horse word inside and I am of the horse clan. I do not like old ladies like you smacking my butt so happily. It is so wrong!

And why is that camera continuing to capture this video, grandmother? This is embarrassing.

Often than not, I get seriously annoyed at my grandmother, making me do all that. However, I cannot escape my fate. Fate is cruel and has resigned me to be a prawn star. I really hated it and often pouted, only to be lectured by my noisy grandmother.

I also have to suffer the humilitation of showing my pantsu all the time while supposedly training my kicks as the descendant of the horse clan. My grandma says that strong legs are extremely important to be a prawn star and I have faithfully adhered to it, even though my true love is to read shoujo manga and have a boy like Hikari to take me away from this mess. I do not want to be a prawn star anymore!

Even so, I cannot forsake my duty as the Horse clan descendant. Even if I wanted to escape, I cannot. Even if I acted like I just saw the best prawn star in the business and was shocked at her great dexterity and loud moans, I cannot escape. Even if I see big beefy men that looked more like lumps of meat, I cannot escape.

I have to be a prawn star, as my pride will not allow me to stoop down any lower.

This is my destiny and I have to live through it proudly, as the descendant of the Horse Clan. Bid me luck, diary-san. I might be shocked by the revelation that Koushi hated martial art families and hated hentais, but I will perserve to be the best prawn star ever in the history of this genre!

…hahaha, I bet you are going what the hell Impzie is thinking with his deillusional mind once again. Without any delay, I present to you Sumomomo momomo Episode 8, the land of the COSPLAY AND YURI SEX! This is the episode that left me in complete stitches on the bed, because it is so darn crazy and insane that it is hardcore comedy. You are not thinking about something else right?

Good.

I am fearful of my tendencies these days, especially after the indoctrination of Sumomo momomo. It’s scary how anime affects you sometimes. Let’s ignore that niggling feeling that everyone should stop watching this show but instead embrace on the new cosplay competition. With many clones of Momoko trying so hard to please her Koushi-dono, decide among all the contestants who will be the most suitable!

Please show your love for your Momoko contestants!

Contestant #1 – Business woman Momoko

Momoko the business woman is smart, cool and calculative of her love toward Koushi. Strong and assured of herself, she knows how to wind down after work with her Koushi-dono. Using her confidence as well as her stylish clothes, she pleases a man only with the professional etiquette and ethics of a working woman in this fast paced society. She does everything with a perfect attitude and never accepts no as an answer. She will also stoop at all costs to get what she wants: that is the way of a business working woman.

Contestant #2 – Kimono Momoko

The traditional Japanese lady dressing, it is tight yet not tight fitting to give the viewer an illusion of what was worn inside. It is shy, refine and class at the same time, bringing the grace and the culture of the thousand year old Japanese tradition to the modern world. It is everyone’s fantasy to be charmed by such a demure lady of grace, and that is Kimono Momoko’s main attack on Koushi-dono’s heart. Quietly and slowly, she will consume his heart and bring it to within her.

Contestant #3 – Cheongsam Momoko

This time, the next contestant, yet another Momoko wears the chinese costume. Using the sheer exotic stereotype of Oriental beauties that are shy, yet fierce in nature, this Momoko aims to add the playful side of her character in this. Using a blend of guerrilla tactics made famous in World War II and the sheer cheekiness that brings about this, this Momoko tries to capture Koushi-dono with cheerfulness, tenacity and energy!

Contestant #4 – Meido Momoko

A man likes to be served, much more when it comes to a person that is addressed as -dono. The maid Momoko is hence the best way in which a man can be served. A maid is faithful, kind and always doing the bidding of her master, yet never losing the pride of a person. That is the greatest way that a man can feel like he is at the top of the world. The maid Momoko, unassuming and humble, uses this subtle method to capture Koushi-dono’s heart.

Contestant #5 – S&M (?) Momoko

Ehh, she will violate Koushi-dono using brute strength and dominatrix abilities of doom? I do not know…Yea.

Who will win this battle of the hearts. However, the real Momoko could not wait anymore. Denied by the forces of Koushi-dono and Sanae who is using her powers of normality (aka having a common and human-like conversation with Koushi-dono), Momoko finally could not release the temptation. With the moe ninja master, Iroha, they….they…

They…did the unimaginable.

I will let the pictures speak for itself.

Iroha: MOMOKO-DONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ ARGHHHHHHHHHHH ( I am not explaining anymore than this)

Momoko: IROHA-DONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (I think it’s self explainatory)

Both: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I AM ____________ (fill in the blanks yourself, the words “Deprieved of smelly Koushi works”. I leave this to your innocent imagination to think of this)

The end of it.

Time for I.D.A (Impzie’s Destructive analysis) once again!

All right, this will suffice for a quick thought and roll for Sumomomo momomo~, Asatte no Houkou and Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge. To add, I cannot believe how I forgot all about Kiniro no Chord. I only realize I forgot about this anime yesterday and caught up with it. I will not blog the previous six entries but I will go straight with episode 7. It might also be an active entry (aka standalone) if I can afford the time.

Onwards, my good clones! Summarize and review!

1. Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge Episode 7

Summary

Episode 7 deals with a new gangster that is hunting down Kyouhei to become the strongest person in the school. He came to school to mess up, only to fall in love with Sunako (nice choice, gangsta). Eventually, in an attempt to get Sunako, he sent his two lackeys to observe Sunako, only to see her sunbathing her dolls and the likes. They then escaped, only to tag along Hiro. Sunako gave chase, only to be trapped by the gangsters as they held Hiro captive.

The rest of the gang less Kyouhei decided to help but was captured. Kyouhei saved the day but as they pinned Sunako down, Kyouhei was unable to fight back. The inevitable came as Sunako went on berserk mode seeing her precious Kyouhei bashed up for her as she went for a triple flip suplex on the gangster.

Thoughts

Interesting episode that is much better than episode 5 and 6 at least in the laugh section. I find that the theme of each episode is very standard. They get into a situation, they messed up, Kyouhei saves the day, Sunako saves Kyouhei. I am not complaining since I laughed, but it feels almost like a good premise wasted.

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2. Asatte no Houkou Episode 7

Summary

It is Hiro’s 28th birthday as Hiro forgot about it once again. Shouko reminisced about how he always forgot his birthday and she had in fact tried to make a roast chicken that turned to a charcoal chicken instead. She then threw it away, inviting him for a treat outside but always disappointed. Karada then suggested that they would make a cake for him as they went out, buying a recipe book and then the ingredients for the cake. As they finally got everything, they went to Shouko’s apartment, as Shouko unpacked some of her goods, as well as some books that she could bring back to Hiro’s house.

They then went on to bake the cake, with Shouko being completely unhelpful in doing the chores. Eventually, it was done, with some improvising from Karada, as they waited for Hiro to be back. At night, Hiro went out to buy cigarettes, as Shouko tagged along. Karada, being alone, finally saw the picture of Hiro and Shouko together stacked in one of the books that Shouko brought from her house. The next day, Karada was not around.

Thoughts

I do not understand why Karada left. Did she feel bad that she’s imposing and the reason why Hiro and Shouko broke up? Anyway, this episode continues on slowly but it definitely does wonders because of the idyllic style of story telling. I am really enjoying this series and the only reason why I am not making a full entry for this is because there are a lot of people blogging this and I will like to reserve my time to anime less touched. Still, this is understandably one of the best series out there right now. You can’t go wrong watching this.

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3. Sumomomo momomo~ Episode 7

Summary

They finally got the truth out from the Tiger guy that there was a war going on. As Koushi’s father explained, there were two factions in the north and south. In order to stop the infighting, they paired up Momoko and Koushi to relieve any conflict. However, there were resentment in the camps as they sent assassins to attack them, in order to start a new war. Koushi was then more sympathetic and was blushing when he was with Momoko alone. He then convinced himself that he should simply concentrate on his work and not bother about this.

At school, he was leaving school with Sanae. When Momoko asked him to go home together and that she would protect him, he called her a nuisance and left with Sanae. They then met up with some bullies and Sanae was punched on the face while defending him. He then picked himself up as he remembered how annoyed he was to be a coward and powerless. He fought the bullies but lost badly. Still, he felt good. As he reached home with wounds and the likes, Momoko was very worried and wanted to put some dressing on his wounds but eventually withdrew because she remembered how Koushi called her a nuisance. Koushi felt bad as he called her back to help her, with their relationship developing of sorts.

Thoughts

This episode has slightly less laughter but there is some good character development. I admit that I find Momoko slightly annoying at the start but she has gained my favor to be the proper pairing. She is the only one that stayed with Koushi all the way, never complaining even though she is abused so badly. Sanae is more like someone that Koushi wanted to talk to normally but it seems more like a crush. Inoha, even though I love her, is not possible because she feels more like a imouto. She’s still darn sexy though.

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4. Kiniro No Corda Episode 7

Summary

Hino was still disturbed after the close proximity encounter with Hihata, as she was unable to concentrate with her violin practice. However, she was taken away by the teacher to do some grocery shopping with Shimizu and Fuyuumi. At the house, Tsukimori completely messed up with heating food using a microwave and Ryou had to do some fried rice for them. Hihata also accidently drunk Hino’s drink. When they got back, Hihata tried to explain it but eventually flee the scene as we know a bit about Tsukimori’s mother being famous. At night, Hino was practicing her violin and Hino joined in to play a beautiful duet.

As they returned home, they had the second test with the theme being “trust”. The reporter was chasing Tsukimori all around the place, asking him for quotes as well as the news that his mother was going to listen to his recital in the concorde. He avoided the reporter various times. Hino was practicing in one of the rooms and was about to leave when Tsukimori suddenly charged in, covering her mouth in order to escape from the reporter. He then chased her away as she felt herself blushing and her heart rapidly beating. She then realized that his hand was cool to the touch and it seemed that he was with a fever. As she wanted to get help, he held her hand as he fell asleep, with his body lying toward her.

Thoughts

This is pretty interesting to say the very least. It seems that Tsukimori suffers from an inferiority complex toward his parents due to the pressure created by his talented elders. It is quite nice to see some weakness in him, rather than simply the harsh and cool person that he is. It is always nice to see Hino’s various strange face expressions too and I am wondering what kind of music she will play next. Fun, fun, fun!

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That’s it for the fastfood I.D.A review!

Do comment if you want this to be a regular feature for series that are less blogged. I will be doing this for Kiniro No chord…ermm something of that title ~_~

Go Iroha go! Hooray hooray, jump as much as you can because you are the coolest!

I’m sorry to digress on the important issue here.

This post is highlighted in order to provide a public announcement service to denounce the evilness of this anime character known by the codename, Koushi-dono. He is found guilty under Public Law No: 105-314, on the clause Protection of Children From Sexual Predators Act. Koushi-dono is a total dangerous character to be let loose and we make four charges with this clause. (and yes, you can tell that i can never be a fricking lawyer in real life)

Hence presented will be four pictorial evidences to show the danger of Koushi as a sexual predator to his victim, Momoko.

From the above picture, we derive the fact that he is definitely trying to do something sexually explicit to Momoko. With the state of undress that Momoko was in and the suggestive nature of his position against hers, we have suspicions to note that there is probably an attempt of rape carried out by Koushi. Without the appearance of a certain kind tigerish passerby, it will seem clear enough that Momoko might have be raped in bright daylight.

What atrocities can this man do? He must be a fiend, attempting to abuse the close relationship that he has with Momoko in order to satisfy his carnal needs!

Ermm…Momoko is seducing him. That actually means that Momoko is the one raping him….

Ermm….

NO, Momoko, due to the great abuse that was carried out by Koushi, has lost her mind and tried to do something totally against his wishes. This is what a tyrant does, simply by manipulating his victim so much that they can only do his bidding. Judges, you must listen to me and not let this fiend be loose out in this world to abuse any more cute gals, especially one called Iroha as she is way too hot to be abused by Koushi.

Let her…..ermm. Never mind, this is not important to the case.

Not only that he is sexually assaulting her, she is constantly hurt physically by his abusive nature. He is seen to be whipping and dragging her by the neck whenever he has a fuse burning in his brain, making it impossible for any form of logical and legal negotiation. This fiend must be restrained immediately by all costs!

Verdict: Guilty of being a sexual predator and sentenced to 100 hours of no loli action.

See, this is how the loli Momoko goes on her plan to “LET’S HAVE BABIES”! No wonder Koushi has such an abusive character when it came to Iroha. That leaves us with various conclusions that I will state later.

Loli porn, anyone?

Momoko certaintly does want to reproduce with Koushi. Honestly though, since Momoko is so darn cute and is offering herself so readily to be ermm…..shagged, why is Koushi not even bothered to try at all? I mean, there are condoms and all that. He can just have all the fun with her and dump her after that. So easy and convenient.

*Wait, did I just say that?*

The happy Momoko, who had instigated Koushi to actually blurt out all the sub-conscious thoughts in him to rock her senseless, was waiting happily for the ending result. She would then force herself to Koushi and produce children. She probably would rock him so hard that he would know the word “rock” from a totally different dimension.

Arr, the horror being raped by Momoko.

*What the hell???*

Rock will have a definitive meaning for Koushi as it would change and scar his life forever. From then on, he would never touch anything with rocks. Rock Records will lose money because Koushi will never buy their music CDs anymore. He has to avoid rocky areas due to the phobia of rocks. He would never go to a rock concert because the body shaking will remind him of another kind of shaking bodies.

Oh SHI-

Look at him crouching as though he would be raped. Actually, Momoko should use her uber pwnage Dragon style attack to rape him. He would not have a single chance and she can also have her babies. I mean, if a man is weak, just shove yourself to him and he would be gone.

Guys quietly are all perverts. They cannot wait for cute little lolis to go up to them and rock them senseless! That said, I proclaim that Koushi probably does not think that Momoko is moe~ enough. I knew that he has a ninja costume fetish. I just knew it.

Bloody sneaky guy.

I think this picture does speak a thousand words.

Wow.

If I do not blog this, my moral obligation as an anime blogger to entertain and explain the high points of a show will be hit. I cannot refuse my audience the chance to see such an awesome scene, hence, allow Impzie here, the pitiful Impz to show you 4 frames of that classic scene.

Note: Suggestive themes ahead, loli alert nyoro~

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First, look at the posture.

No, I am not kidding you. Don’t you feel that without any context, it looks like an exact case of foreplay rape?

Poor Iroha is completely uncovered under her waist, with the crushing weight of Koushi bearing her down. Not surprisingly, look at where the groin area of Koushi is, that bloody paedophile. She is close to suffocation and blushing so hard after the sweet talk of our hyper hypnotized pervert about how much he loved her, was love at first sight and all that. Of course, our blond loli cannot resist the charm and the sheer weight of Koushi crushing her lithe body makes her a jailbait for rape. What would happen?

Loli rape rating: 60%

The next frame, the soon to be a serial rapist Koushi suddenly comes out with these words.

“Become mine”.

OH MY GOSH. What did that guy just say? He did not just say what he said, right? Now, the poor mini-skirt worn with the ninja gear is already no longer a defense as we can see Iroha’s panties in all of her glory. This is bad with Koushi forcing himself physically onto Iroha. What will happen next? What will be the shock?

I am really disturbed now. If you are not disturbed, you are either

1. A bloody fricking paedophile

2. A lolicon that loves hard rape

3. A sick psycho that enjoys abuse of young looking gals.

4. An anime watcher.

Loli rape rating: 70%

Tears? Check!

Blushing deeply? Check!

Man crushing on girl completely? Check!

Suggestive words? Check!

SOMEONE CALL THE DAMN POLICE! This is a total case of rape of a young girl without any mistake. Can you give me any other notions or meanings of “I ROCK YOU SENSELESS” that is not sexual in nature? Put this in a context where the guy is currently lying on the bed, with the girl close to tears.

Then he said, “I rock you senseless.”

What else can it be? There’s no fricking JENGA set around to rock around. There is also no rock concert of Queen going “We will, we will rock you.”. Do the world a justice, call the fricking FBI and capture this serial rapist.

Loli rape rating: 100%

She’s gone. Totally wasted as yet another loli is completely abused.

Sigh, we have failed to save her despite many efforts. Let us take a minute of silence to remember the fight of this loli against the serial hypnotized rapist.

Thank you for respecting her last wishes.

Loli rape rating: Goner