Bring it down Biribiri.

It’s been a while since my last Railgun post, most of it was because I was trying to over come my disappointment with Kuroko over her un-lady like behavior in 13 and dismay that Mii was in love with a dude… The BIG FIGHT with the hyper ugly baby thing was satisfying enough though through the course of these episodes Biribiri’s limited understanding of others and her unwavering sense of justice has come out in full force. The fight it self was pretty good with Biribiri’s close combat skills shining through, heavily reliant on her powers though it may be. With the arrival of the candy lady I guess we are getting hints of something bigger at work once again. I am more sympathetic to Biribiri’s never give up attitude, but having been enlisted for over five years now I don’t think kicking quitters to the curb is the proper solution. For every broken person there is always a way to rebuild them though scrapping them for spares is not yet ethical…

The obligatory swimsuit episode was well…rather disappointing. In my humble opinion swimsuits ought to be stylish and fit for a lady sadly Mii’s was rather small, which they made much effort to point it out. Still Kuroko was the worst offender of them all, thankfully after a while the initial nausea wore off. It seems that Kuroko had yet to learn the importance of style form Alphard and Liang Qi who must have been greatly disappointed at how Kuroko showed more than she needed to and lacked the fashion sense to go with something more appropriate. I for one think Kuroko should have gone with the one her onee-sama had her eyes on. Maybe then Biribiri would have given Kuroko a bit more notice… I suppose the lesson is that you don’t have to show that much skin to look good. The only highlight was how Kongo-san dug herself a deep hole while Kuroko was gleefully grinning in the background. Judging by the sound advice they were trying to give on swimwear I guess the Railgun team has had first hand experience with swim suit FAIL.

Saten’s special lesson actually brought a better conclusion to the level upper arc, and it was rather fun to see the collection of level upper offenders in one place though I thought that the dark haired invisible girl didn’t listen to bad music. I wonder if Ane-go is going to be a recurring character, she was fairly amusing even if she got owned by Anti-skill CQC. I was hoping that Saten’s yuri stalker friend would make bold decisive moves but I suppose not. I guess Saten only has Uiharu in her heart when it comes to this and that… Yomikawa’s push it to the limit trick was pretty much ripped out of every Drill Instructor routine I have seen though with a lot less yelling and fake cursing. Hopefully one day Saten’s hard work will pay off, but I can sympathize with hitting a wall well sort of. The only thing that gets me frustrated long term is video games though after having yelled at many a system I have learned to put it down for the day instead of trying to fight my way through it and getting more frustrated. I don’t agree with giving up but do advocate a disengage and reassess approach.

The next serious arc after the level upper incident was a minor foray into Mii territory about her gangsta days, I have to say it was as inoffensive as can be though most biker gangs or rather biker clubs I have seen are made up of older folks that don’t fit the popular stereotype as hard drinking troublemakers. I could not help but laugh a little that Kurozuma had almost he same haircut as Zartan from the old GI Joe cartoons who incidentally also rode around with a biker gang. It was nice to see a little history on Mii though I don’t really approve of how they make a point to mention how well endowed she is. My respect for a slipped a bit when she lost her sense of duty and reverted back to her old loyalties though I guess love makes an idiot out of her as well. Iwas looking forward to seeing Biribiri and Kuroko trash those thugs but I guess guess Kurozuma and Mii deserved to have a fight as a couple though I did enjoy watching fists fly and faces getting smashed in interesting ways. Mii’s CQC may not be as powerful as Kuroko’s but it is reassuring that she has some combat capability since her first outing when Kuroko was a little loli was unimpressive. As for promoting a Certain Brand of Milk I wish they would have gone wild promoting fake products. The Capacity Down should have had more bass but I guess it couldn’t be ghetto FABULOUS and be a ECM device at the same time. I guess with the increase in illegal weapons and common thugs having uncommon weapons that we’ll be going into another arc that goes into the dark side of Academy City. At any rate Mii’s roommate totally needs jump Mii and bring her back to the yuri side doing this and that.

Mama…

Just making sure you’re not from Black Water or Executive Outcomes…

Judge her by her size do you…?

She sucks with kids…

That is a weird camo pattern…

IN A NURSE OUTFIT RIGHT?!

We missed that you.

Feelings…

Just like an overgrown kid, not that there is anything wrong with that.

We have no need for Spiky-kun to induce blushing.

Well I think Kuroko earned it.

If only…

So you did get Liang Qi’s guile.

All you had to do was agree in the first place.

Victory.

We must see this and that animated at some point…

FUCK YEAH PHOTOSHOP.

One day Kuroko will grow into full womanhood like Liang Qi and Alphard…hopefully there will be a time skip to see the results.

…

Some people just never grow up.

Well don’t be in hurry to grow up now, your not there yet…

Well that is Stylish Saten for you.

Kuroko, Kuroko, Kuroko, it’s not how much you who but how you show it…

Good looking our Uiharu we must not let this Yuri Party be ruined by a male presence…

I trust that it is at least SPF 30.

Pretty much captures the spirit of the series.

Some how I don;t get the sense that Kuroko is really resisting.

Look who’s talking…

The Droid invasion has begun, Google equipped and only on Verizon…

I see we have three adherents to the cult of Mac.

Now go bash something.

Seems Kuroko has a good grasp on her would be rival.

Rich bastards…

Think of it this way you are by far the best looking microwave to come a long in a long time…

I see some one likes their soup CAMPBELL’S CHUNKY.

I suppose Biribiri’s problem is one of concentration and not of power…

The feeling isn’t exactly mutual…

To memories.

Well that is one way of broadcasting your weakness.

If only Kuroko could see this…

Your thoughts betray you onee-sama…

So long as you give Kuroko something in return…

Yeah your crew looks shitty.

Good to know that these girls don’t like boys.

Lolis are evil…

By the way does she get a happy ending when the massage is done?

Ah it’s Saten’s yuri stalker.

Your logic is impeccable.

Well it’s not legally torture…

He runs on Energizer.

This is some dance class…

Do you plan on doing this and that to Saten-san by chance?

Motherfuckers hating on yuri again.

Indeed…

Having been raised by Alphard and Liang Qi, Kuroko knows a thing or too about villainy.

Kuroko’s happiest day yet.

You didn’t have to milk the bull you know…

Ah yes shameless product placement.

I share Kuroko’s dismay.

Because LOVE WILL NEVER DIE!

I suggest renaming your home…

You know surprise does hinge on the minimum of people knowing about it…

So let Kuroko protect the feeling of love in onee-sama’s heart.

Biribiri can get quite frisky when she is in the mood.

Unlike her parents Kuroko actually gives people a chance to surrender.

Also your purple van was ugly.

Big Spider meet the new Snakes…

Why can’t TSA agents be that pretty…

Sure what ever you say.

Silly suicide bomber your trigger is most lacking…

Damn you heterosexuality!

Let’s share this special milk that Kuroko bought…

The dream that will come true someday
(Becomes) a mere unheard whisper
That is lost within the light  shone by the night
Soon enough, her eyes will open  if it is fate
At least  yes, only now…

So with this year about to conclude it is worth mentioning what a glorious year of Yuri it was and how it was a decent year for a few select heterosexual couples. While there are cretins who chafe about the lack of quality series their numbers are few and they are stupid for having such narrow tastes. It gloriously began with Mariaholic with Kanako concocting glorious fantasies of a Yuri world and ruined Shizu for marriage though her final victory was thwarted by a most dangerous and skilled trap. Despite the lack of Best End for Kanako I do hope that one day she will mature into a powerful master of the Yuri and claim the yuri harem that her loli angel had prepared for her. Sadly it was also a winter of despair as the hateful Saji and those CB terrorists brought ruin upon Soma and Louise and forced them into tyrannous hetero pairings with loser animu males. Skip Beat! had Kyoko confess her undying love for Moko despite persistent speculation that Kyoko has even a drop of affection for Shotaro.

Spring brought K-On with Mugi-chan giving Ritsu ample opportunity to claim Mio and ruin her for marriage. But the best was yet to come as summer introduced us to a paragon of Yuri Virtue in the form of Alphardonee-sama . Even now her prowess has yet to be matched and she remains one of the more unforgettable heroines that have wielded the Yuri. Such was he grace that she has become the Gold Standard against which all heroines will be measured by. Riding along Alphard onee-sama’s side was the redoubtable Liang Qi whose yuri love for Alphard was truely great though sadly it was not to be reciprocated fully. However the union of Alphard and Liang Qi produced a glorious daughter they named Kuroko who inherited many of their best traits and combat prowess. While not as powerful or great Marin and Kanon were a delightful pair whose yuri love was sadly unconsummated because of silly rules and Kanon being bi. Also of note was the yuri baiting series Kampfer which I found to be a riot for it delivered consistent yuri despite the presence of a male whose loyalty would have been most praiseworthy had he not been so misguided. There was also Aoi Hana, Saki, Taishou Yakyuu Musume, and Sasameki but we didn’t cover them nearly as much this year though I might manage considering the horrid lack of yuri this winter. So comrades let us toast to this glorious year that will be long remembered and possibly sorely missed as 2010 reaches every corner of the globe.

Calawain’s- Traps, Nopan, and an Unstable Teleporting Lesbian

I’m a rather devout fan of yuri, giving every show with it at least a shot, and wow, there were a glut of shows with yuri content in them in 2009. One of the most anticipated yuri titles in awhile was Sasameki Koto, which was a decent enough adaptation. I found that Kazama’s seiyuu and character were pretty weak and heavy on the emo, but Murasame’s voice was perfect, and I felt that they really nailed her deadpan side as well as the delusional one. Also, can’t forget the awesomeness that was Akemiya the trap, above. They also managed to insert a heap of humor throughout, and didn’t get bogged down in Aoi Hana-like melodrama.

Railgun managed to definitely snag the best comedy yuri title of the year, with the impassioned Kuroko wholeheartedly stealing the show with her antics of Biribiri love and abuse. I came for the Biribiri, but stayed for the Kuroko. Now if only they could come up with a plot that isn’t total trash. Oh, and ditch the other two “protagonists,” Uiharu and Saten, what a glut of boredom those two manage to inspire.

By far the best yuri title of the year in my mind is Saki, whose yuri antics (among other things) I covered previously. The show featured a rather large collection of yuri pairings, and everyone had their favorite (shamefully, I’ll take the often overexposed Saki and Nodotits). What was fascinating is that even though people had their favorites, there was rarely any hate for other pairings, just an appreciation for the deliciousness of it all. My image folder for Saki is filled with more than just two characters thanks to /a/. What began, ostensibly, as a show about mahjong certainly ended up being about yuri and a lack of panties. Saying that Saki is about mahjong is kind of like saying FLCL is about robots and aliens, right?

ExecutiveOtaku’s ‘The Sound and the Yuri’

While I do not worship at the Temple of Yuri as my comrade Crusader does (i.e. I don’t specifically enjoy yuri just for the yuri), this past year has delivered a number of great shows that had high yuri content. Maria Holic was a great comedy. Evil trap roommate, Kanako’s angel song, nearly Hosaka-level daydreams, oh-so-SHAFT animation and humor elements, and that great ending song/animation. Maria Holic was definitely in my favorite comedies of the year, probably second after the newest Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, and it had plenty of competition this year. Plus it had the amazing Matsurika, deadpan abusive maid commentator extraordinaire. K-On, while not explicitly yuri, definitely brought the lulz with it’s yuri undertones in several scenes. Tsumugi quickly became my favorite for her elegance and feigned ignorance while she secretly shipped her friend together. Behind those oddly cute eyebrows lurks a sharp and devious intelligence.

Moving on to action, Canaan was not my favorite show ever, but it had some great moments in it. Alphard was an amazing antagonist, at times a master of frontal assault, at others a deliciously cunning trickster. Backed up by her crazy, obsessive, failed yuri-love Liang Qi (GET SOME GET SOME), it made for some great action scenes and was a decent if not amazing show. Finally, on to more dramatic things, Aoi Hana, which I’m still working on finishing, brought us some lovely yuri romance and equally lovely visual style. As my love for Honey and Clover and Kimi ni Todoke shows, I’m a sucker for those watercolor landscape and location shots, and Aoi Hana knew just where to hook me by setting the story in Kamakura, one of my favorite places I’ve ever been to. Despite a little too much of the waterworks early on, I’m looking forward to a satisfying ending to what is so far a very nice yuri love story.

Additionally, all these series had some pretty good music. K-On centered around it, giving viewers a lot to listen to. Maria Holic’s wonderful ‘Kimi ni Mune Kyun (Kyun!)‘ ending theme was catchy and nicely executed in 16-bit style, both visually and in its audio.  Aoi Hana’s OP, Aoi Hana by Kukikodan,  started off as slow and kind of sad, but moved to a more upbeat tone, and seeing Akira and Fumi dancing around together was both cute and beautifully animated. Canaan had quite the badass OP right from the first electric guitar notes, Mind as Judgement. And that countdown featuring all the main characters was one of my favorite elements in an OP this year.

Crusader’s The Fighter, The Dreamer, and The Lover

While it was a glorious year overall I have to make special mention for Mariaholic, Canaan, and Railgun. I have never wavered in advocating love between otome as the state of animu males is generally lacking, but Mariaholic brought a good number of glorious Kanako fantasies that just SMASHED REALITY INTO ATOMS IN THE NAME OF SHINING ZEUS while poor Kanako never had a night of forever and ever with the harem that was rightfully hers it was most fun to bear witness to her flights of fancy. Having now ruined Shizu for marriage I hope that Kanako will become the mistress of yuri that we all know that she is capable of being. Alphard onee-sama simply out shone every yuri heroine of the year as she is indeed an heir of Chikane’s legacy as Alphard is indeed an ojou-sama from a distinguished family that has been continued for a thousand years, skilled in both literary and military arts, with wit and beauty, the intensity of summer, the grace of autumn, the pride of winter, and the gentleness of spring. Such is her greatness that she can outfight most of the boys that marred this season, save perhaps Prince Ali himself (it’d be a draw really since they come from the same school of CQC) and of course ALMIGHTY ZEUS (really I’d like to see someone other than Hades try, could use another instance of AWESOME TYPE ROCKET PUNCH). Alphard consummated her yuri love with Canaan producing a daughter maned Misaki who inherited the latter’s super powers and she also raised a wondrous daughter named Kuroko with Liang Qi. Thoughtful, loving, and mighty Alphard was everything that any one should aspire to be, sure she made a few mistakes, but at least she strove to correct them while liberating Canaan Mk II from the shadow of Siam. Final mention goes to Kuroko whose love of her onee-sama is almost as intense as her mother Liang Qi’s and whose martial prowess makes Alphard smile with pride. All in all it was a good year with many heroines worthy of praise, a year like this might not come again for quite some time. For the fans of yuri at least for this year anime was worth watching despite the cries of decline from the hordes of hetero harem animu infidels. So IN THE NAME OF SHINING ZEUS HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Alphard Onee-sama was most willing to pull punches when it came to women.

Poor Liang Qi did not live to see Kuroko grow up and find yuri love.

Kanako is equivalent to an Ez8 for she will marry Aina.

Also Kanako is part of the 8th Yuri Team.

I approve of public displays of Yuri Affection, religious and cultural considerations be damned!

Best Customs declaration EVAR.

Says the Level 5 who has destroyed a few city blocks…

IED Ishii continues his reign of terror as he targets Judgment instead of the people who kick the crap out of him. So far he is the most retarded villain to date and it suits him for he doesn’t know who his enemy is. How he could have failed to attack soft targets like his tormentors is quite beyond me he see’s them in school he sees their faces and yet nothing he sits idly by blaming Judgment while listening to Ali Project all damn day. It’s like blaming the cops when your dumb ass gets jacked because you were too sissy and prickish to earn the privilege of conceal and carry. The Hikko scum bag aside it was nice to see Biribiri praising Kuroko for all the hard work she does, and considering Kuroko’s workaholic tendencies it seems the love child of Alphard and Liang-Qi has inherited their work ethic. I sense that Kuroko will be a great leader one day. Biribiri on the other hand seems to have been the love child of Alphard and Canaan as she has super powers, is an onee-sama, but has childish tendencies and tastes. I make no secret of my dislike for Spikey-kun and today he was showing off his pedo preferences and had the audacity to whine and complain when he lost his loli to some hikkomori. At least his presence was brief and he didn’t ramble on for an episode.

While I do like Biribiri and her tomboyish behavior I can still use a lot more Kuroko who seems to possess the more likable traits of her parents. In the end IED Ishii was thrown out along with the trash and I was all the more happier for it. I have no small dislike for would be rebels with shallow ideologies and I do sincerely hope that Kuroko killed him in a manner that would make Liang Qi proud. The story seems to be moving along thogh we have yet to see the two Anti-skills featured in the OP. While there seems to be an new enemy next ep I wonder if Saten will achieve a night that goes on forever and ever with Uiharu…

Calawain’s Adoration of Railguns

This episode featured an excessively lame bad guy of the week, although I suppose his power was somewhat interesting. What a whiner with a really irritating set of headphones. Inferior set of headphones and music to the MC from Persona 3.

Touma taking a loli out to go shopping was kinda creepy and pedobear like. Not sure I get where all of that came from, maybe I missed something. He did have his badass moment sliding in front of Biribiri to block the explosion. Though the excuse they used to put him in there (dropping her coin) was pretty silly. All in a day’s work for Touma, saving some girls and making Biribiri even more tsundere for him.

Crusader’s Record of Kuroko’s Love

What’s this Kuroko is actually hearing praise?! The rabu rabyu assault is finally paying dividends…

But of course she does, Biribiri is just going through a phase of confusion is all…

Could? You SHOULD!

See Kuroko is feeling better already!

Well at least they aren’t going before a BIG FIGHT.

And that you were keeping a lookout for IEDs…

LOAN SHARK FAIL

Sometimes you just have to smell the flowers…

Ah an onee-sama meeting.

Kuroko has a long list of items she wants her onee-sama to have…

Sadly Saten and Uiharu were underage…

IED Ishii not only has shit taste in stuffed animals but music as well…

Developing Kuroko-like tastes are we?

You never know until you try…

Marilyn Monroe had a subway grate, Uiharu has Saten.

…

Kuroko was hoping that was code for lingerie…

Rather excessive…the skirt serves no purpose at all…

So all Kuroko has to do is wear that…

Are you trying to make her blind?

There is another…

To be fair no one likes the idea of growing old…

Patience, calm…

Strike while the iron is hot!

I have no idea, but me thinks Spikey-kun be stalking…

And he went straight for the underwear section…the damned pedo.

Let me guess he offered you candy if you went in his van…?

So Biribiri likes them young…

Sadly Spikey-kun was the one to hide behind civilians.

Well on the bright side, you have yet to master CQC.

Praise this loli for dragging away Spikey-kun before he could give a speech.

Her only other true love is Gekotan…

More like Fakotan.

Yes counterfeit merchandise is the bane of her existence…

OH SHI- Spikey-kun killed her dumped the body…

Never hear that much do ya Uiharu…

Such low tactics IED Ishii uses…

Thus does his arrogance and stupidity increase…

And yet he has attacked zero assholes…

I think he means he’s giving out blow jobs too…

I didn’t know they stacked garbage that high.

A major fault of IED Ishii was that he liked to brag…to himself.

Your insignificant powers are no match for the Yuri-side of the Force…

You will pay the price for your lack of vision…

Now Bomber-san…you will die.

For Almighty Zeus hates you that much.

Says the guy who attacked none of his oppressors and used a loli as a suicide bomber…

Says the one without the wit to use his power constructively or productively…

You know if he bled out from his mouth that would have ensured the he’d shut the fuck up for once in is miserable life…

Sad to see that it was not as devastating as a ROCKET PUNCH.

I see that the love child of Alphard and Liang Qi has some special trolling in store for him.

Kuroko is very detail oriented.

Indeed.

Yes she did.

I just thought this was cute.

Hooray for skinship.

ANYTHING…

Consent is not required…

To be fair it was a plot contrivance on the level of TRANS-GRAHAM.

You know she really must stop stealing from the same vending machine.

I completely agree, the fucking tosser.

Saten…and what might you be up to…

She is so kinky…

So right now I am stuck behind the Great Firewall of a certain socialist government and it remains to be seen whether a Railguns and yuri are acceptable to communist theory and theories on market socialism. I know for certain that not everything here works the way it should, but whatever jet lag is kicking my ass anyways. In any case as a member of the Imperial Navy, though sadly not part of the famed 501st Legion, I am obliged as sailor to be positively in love with railguns, and by extension Biribiri. It was pretty nice for an intro episode with the four principle girls being introduced and much is made known of Kuroko’s love of her one-sama Mikoto. I just hope that they end up happier than Liang Qi and Alphard onee-sama. At any rate Mikoto has mastery of electricity and can make instant railguns out of coins, and Kuroko can teleport. The former has no abilities that really enhance her day to day life, but the same does not apply at all to the latter.

Biribiri is made of seven kinds of win and hawtness, but I cannot help but admire and cheer for Kuroko as she tries to make her onee-sama know that HER LOVE WILL NEVER DIE. Saten-san is my kind of bold, but I am not terribly sure what to make of Uihara. Action wise it was pretty good though I was hoping that Kuroko would not only be dodging effortlessly but also be capable of Alphard’s defensive feats and do some sweet reversals. Ah well with a little more polish I guess Kuroko can become as skilled as Alphard and about 10% as crazy as Liang Qi. I just can’t help but love Kuroko for making the most of her teleportation powers to further her skinship with her onee-sama, and as they say if at first you don’t succeed try, try, and try again!

All in all Railgun seems to be living up to expectations, and I eagerly look forward to more.

Calawain’s Admiration of Railguns

One of those shows I was looking forward to the most this season and it didn’t disappoint. Biribiri was definitely my favorite character from Index, with her tomboyish brand of tsundere and electricity. As superpowers go, I think most people would agree that lightning/electricity is wicked cool (and another electricity superpower comes next week with Darker Than Black, interestingly enough). I was glad we got to see some action right off the bat, and was pleasantly surprised at how much they showed Kurko kicking ass.

Oh yeah, and then there was naked shower groping, and glomping in a restaurant. The yuri action was the other half of the reason I am watching this show. The two other protagonists got some exposure, with the skirt flipping Ruiko my preferred of the pair so far. I don’t really care for the meek types like Kazari. That being said, the production values were decent, about the same as Index was some months ago. The voice work was solid, Rina Sato is quite delicious as Biribiri. Definitely a watch for this season.

No Pantsu NO FRILLS!

One day she will slip up…maybe…

At those loose socks, so very rare these days…

My kind of School

Man how much longer until she gets her EPIC mount?

That is a pretty low level cap..

She can do that to my unit coin any day.

The time to Strike is NOW!

You felt a disturbance in the yuri?

INDEED

Size matters not! judge them by size do you? Well you should not…

Such a fragile heart Kuroko has!

Who dares wins…eventually

Strike at the tail.

RUINED FOR MARRIAGE!

Now that is some daily dose she’s getting.

Proof that Album art is not always a good thing…

SO PLEASE BUY THE DVD!

Is she skilled in literary and military arts too?

I would have called it Operation Enduring Love.

Such a thoughtful gesture it was…

Hey at least she did not try a love potion.

I would have tried getting caught in the rain first…

Friends are people who like you even after you throw them under the bus.

It looks like these Patrick tactics are having the desired effect.

This is LOVE.

Kuroko got the best seat in the house.

Disturbing? Not in the least but it is quite fascinating…

Like Milia Jenius she has a thing for arcade games.

If only they were of interest to you…

I have my doubts…

…but it seems that Kuroko know every little thing about Biribiri in intimate detail.

…Hey whatever floats your boat.

Well you don’t make much a secret of it…

Despite her awesome powers Biribiri still waits in line with the rest of humanity.

Though on occasion her non-abuse of status gets troublesome at times.

She’s far too proud to beg.

Saten-san holds a most powerful bait…

ARE YOU SURE YOU WILL NOT TRY AND GET A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL FOR IT?

Kuroko wanted to make a bouquet for her onee-sama.

Why can’t you just give Kuroko a kiss, ignore her long enough and she’ll end up like Liang Qi…

Taking Saten to claim Uihara…

Even though Kuroko is a little weird she is at the very least a one onee-sama woman.

And Kuroko is the clenched fist of said Judgement…

You have the right to scream in fear and agony. Anything you say or do will be used against you at the military tribunal. Cast in the name of Zeus…YE GUILTY.

Ah the Three Stooges Robbers…

Ah you can dodge, but can you do a reversal like the Great Alphard? If you can you might make Alphard Mk III yet…

Fat man can’t dodge…

At this point Kuroko should have put a gun to his balls and ended it.

Yeah they are significantly longer than anything in your arsenal.

GET SOME.

Saten-san may have no special powers but she has the most HP of the four of them…

MAKE WAY FOR PRINCE BIRI!

I never heard of that but by Zeus that is what Kuroko will do to ass holes like you who spread vicious lies about her…

THE RAILGUN.

Level 0 make you badass normal, remember that.

I approve of this pairing.

Screw you hetero feelings for what’s his face you have Kuroko who is superior in almost every way.

A night of Kuroko and Onee-sama that went on forever and ever…