Category Archives: Canaan

Canaan – 08: The Treachery of Maria

By Crusader | Published: August 25, 2009

No seriously did you try anything while Canaan was passed out, because if you did we want it animated… So this post is a bit late though it seems that they did get land lines in this hot and humid mud hole, so in any case after Alphard trolled the world Canaan and Maria try to [...]

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Canaan – 07: Liang Qi’s True Tears

By Crusader | Published: August 18, 2009

Two things are wrong with this picture, one B-2s don’t have rudders, two they fly combat ops at night… This weeks ep was pretty action heavy in the sense that Canaan was mowing down Alphard’s goons. Though artistic license was abused and those goons after killing off all the cops ended up blowing each other away [...]

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Saving Yourself: A Short Guide for the Damsel Who Refuses to be in Distress

By Crusader | Published: August 14, 2009

While there are many damsels in distress there are few damsels like Alphard. However any lass can become an ojou-sama from a distinguished family that has been continued for a thousand years, skilled in both literary and military arts, with wit and beauty, the intensity of summer, the grace of autumn, the pride of winter, [...]

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Canaan – 06: Well Aren’t Wii Deadly…

By Crusader | Published: August 10, 2009

Do you believe in love? I apologize for the lateness but Liang Qi was just too delicious as she terrorized people with her Wii-HD. I am glad that we finally get to see Liang Qi run a big operation, though Alphard onee-sama did a lot of the planning. Ever since episode one Alphard’s big score was [...]

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The Youth of Alphard

By Crusader | Published: August 6, 2009

Although she makes it look easy it took many years for Alphard to become the dignified lady that she is today, this is the story of how I think it happened… So Uncle Sam has been shipping me in and out of Virginia for the past month and will do so again soon enough… Still I [...]

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Canaan – 05: Funny Girls

By Crusader | Published: August 4, 2009

Thankfully the beggar who was faking it wasn’t the end of the parade of laughs, neither was Canaan’s morning sickness after her unforgettable night with Alphard onee-sama… Yeah this one is sadly late again, but between my brother’s WoW addiction, C Schools, and routing up a memo for international travel I have been over worked though [...]

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Canaan, Episode 4- I’d Rather Watch Taxi Driver

By Calawain | Published: July 31, 2009

I’m covering for Crusader again, and I was supposed to do this much earlier in the week, but it ran into my preparations for the Bar Exam. My apologies. Well anyways, this show is getting a triple set of movies, which is hilarious for a 13 episode show. 13 episodes is somewhere [...]

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