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And you better. If not, he will haunt you with supremely great Engrish for twenty four minutes.

This is a story of a traveler who decides to collect some heroes so that he can see his two friends smooching each other. The big bad overlord seen in episode two needs to be killed, but the heroes have to meet each other through various quests. Of course, they need to gain enough retarded experience to level up. I mean, this is a freaking grinding Japanese game after all.

Hence, first stop: Gay man and horny female ninja. Flag time.

However, the traveler knew that the world is in chaos and will collapse soon if he does not collect all the stars of change. The traveler obviously fears the day that he won’t get enough sex and everyone won’t have time to make love. Oh, and his monkey friend will become puffy ball. He needed more help, especially from someone who can kick ass while looking completely ridiculous. Of course, it will be great if his horse can actually climb vertically. A good logical realistic bonus, if you ask me. Still, since gay man and horny female ninja are peace-loving (read: sit down and look pretty) people, it’s always good to get some useless help.

It was said that his ability of persuasion can make all females going into rosy orgasm. One down.

…and even persuade a gay-dressing man who generally did nothing other than teasing his barely-fanservice ninja to agree with him. What’s the purpose of persuading this gay man when he does not even look like he can defend a single hit? Anyway, two down.

Random sky shot with traveler to add word count.

Of course, there are people who are unhappy that the traveler forgot to visit them.

So, as expected of the extremely stupid warrior type and the muscle man…

They engage in some violent S&M action to provide some fanservice to those with acquired taste. They do try hard to please you sickos after all.

Next stop to collect heroes: Eye patch man. So, the traveler decided to flirt with the eyepatch’s subordinate.

Obviously, the eye patch man does not agree. It’s surprising how this egoistical man goes from totally emo (I mean, rain, swinging the sword alone is so cliche!) to fight this random traveler. I bet the eye patch man only has two modes in his brain: Engrish and Violence.

…And they keep fighting.

In the end, three down. Mission accomplished. Please press START to continue.