White Album – 10: Of Mad Maths and Stalkers

Like Dewey Defeats Truman

Beichtwebel Akira is informed that Misaki only sprained her ankle and did not break anything major, much to Jesus’ chagrin. Instead since Misaki was a cheap bastard she refused to pay for a second crutch. In the end it seems that the Misaki’s play was utter crap after all though it paled in comparison to the stench of fail that Tamaru was spreading. Such was the Thespian musk that the critics all walked out midway because Tamaru could not act for shit, so thus did the renown of the Yuunagi Thespian Club collapse to a thunderous yawn. At least Tamaru can star in one of Uwe Boll’s movies in a couple years. Moreover it seems that the standing rumor is that Tamaru locked up Misaki on the second balcony, it is all false of course though Tamaru wishes that it were true. Thankfully for Misaki, Padre Akira saved her from such a fate. Still it seems Kampfer Fujii gets no respect and gets disrespected by that ungrateful Misaki. Sadly despite being the toughest man in town it seems that Kampfer Fujii has heart problems stemming from the pain of having Touya as a son, indeed it is said that having Touya as a son would break any one’s heart.

The constant disappointment is enough to break the alte Kampfer’s heart.

I can’t believed they even stayed that long.

Indeed Tamaru took it from merely shitty to jumping shark.

Tamaru continues his stalking campaign on Misaki but because Tamaru is a heathen and an infidel he fears the powers of Beichtwebel Akira. Also since God and Jesus both hate rich people, especially Thespians Tamaru can only hide in the shadows while Jesus repeatedly beats him with the ugly stick, soon not even the shadow can hide his hideous face. If nothing else Tamaru can try and get the role of Donovan in Indiana Jones an the Last Crusade, since he felt that he was too damn good to take a role in the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Even after all this bullshit and chips Touyua still wants to lead Misaki on to Beichtwebel Akira reminded the heretic that he was still in the middle of the exorcism. Speaking of stalkers it seems Yayoi has some ugly Jap stalker problems of her own as Hiiragi has been wanking off during their phone conversations, and sending her letters. The ice queen ain’t no queen after all since she is fearful of some fat fuck who has no job, still being a dumbass she goes to Touya for safety… I am sure Kabitzin was already born then surely that guy is more reliable than Touya. Still Yayaoi forgot about the Imperial American Troops stationed at Camp Courtney, Camp Foster, Camp Gonsalves, Camp Hansen, Camp Kinser, Camp Schwab, Camp Zama, United States Fleet Activities Sasebo, United States Fleet Activities Yokosuka, Marine Corps Air Station Futenma, Marine Corps Air, Station Iwakuni, Marine Corps Base Camp Smedley D. Butler, Naval Air Facility Atsugi, Naval Housing Annex Negishi, New Sanno Hotel, Sagamihara Housing Area, and Torii Station who were ready and willing to tear some fat bastard a new asshole in 1986, such a pity she is not only xenophobic, but retarded as well.

I knew Touya was behind it.

Indeed Touya did not clean up his wanking mess.

A most impressive framing of Tamaru by Jesus.

Eiji and Kanzaki were having a pissing contest and it quickly becomes apparent that both are the kind of scum that create stock market bubbles and encourage people to buy Bear and Sterns stock, and in the case o Eiji…he has clearly failed miserably at math. Rina loses her original venue because Eiji is wants to have fun at other people’s expense, to add insult to injury Eiji over inflates the numbers in a futile effort to scare Rina. Too bad Rina can easily get OVER 9000 to mobilize. Sadly since Rina cannot call upon the good services of Zentradi managers such as Elmo Rina is forced to rely on herself and she does so magnificently as she tries to make amends to her fans. The Red Menace known as Sakura-dan think that they actually have a shot at selling out their show, and Yuki gets a bigger venue as well but is too damn dumb to realize the gravity of the situation or that no one wants to LISTEN TO HER SONG so she gets all high and mighty despite not having sung even once in public. Only Rina is aware of what has transpired and where a lesser songstress would have despaired at the numbers Rina soldiers on. Touya is drafted to keep him out of trouble, though the bastard dictates to his employer what hours he will work as he insists on failing to do his job at Echoes and as Mana’s tutor.

Which Beichtwebel Akira called for I might add, Touya could not afford the phone call.

I eagerly await to see your girly man tears, Thespian scum.

In other words Yuki, Touya will be Rina’s bitch just like you.

Too bad for Rina she discovers that it is already too late as she discovers that Yayoi can’t read and had ton up Yuki’s letter to Touya instead of Hiiragi’s. So far Kabitzin has apologized for his indecent slander of Rina though I am awaiting usagijen to beg Rina for forgiveness. Rina tried so hard and yet in the end it was all for naught through no fault of her own. Touya chased every girl except for Rina who was impervious to his sloppy advances, while Yayoi and Misaki fell without firing a shot. If that were not enough Yayoi and Touya make out again demonstrating who is the lowliest of traitors, her name is Yayoi and I for one would eagerly damn her to an unhappy fate with Hiiragi, I also curse the name of Misaki and hope that Tamaru does something unkind to Misaki before Biechtwebel Akria with the help of God and a few Marines defeats the communist Tamaru and the upstart Sakura-dan. To show his appreciation for such power Akira will keep line into heave packed with fresh souls, beginning with the butt hurt Tamaru who clearly got a stick stuck up his ass.

Very well Negotiator.

Your thoughts betray you Touya, you cannot slack off forever…

After all he did you too Misaki…

Praise be to Rina the only woman in this goddamn show with half a brain and a sense deceny and loyalty. While the rest have made attempts to woo Touya, Rina has not even done it once. Indeed her relentless pursuit of Yuki’s happiness has granted her nothing except an arrogant Touya and an ungrateful Yuki. Where a lesser woman would have long ago abandoned both to their cruel and just fate Rina is the sentinel that desperately holds the bridge in face of the treacherous assaults of Mana, Haruka, Misaki, and Yayaoi. While her cause is questionable one cannot help but admire the skill, courage, and tenacity that Rina has displayed through these dark times. While lesser creatures such as Misaki and Yayoi attract scum like Hiiragi and Tamaru no loser in Japan dares to cross Rina for fear of earning her terrible ire. It is said that in 1986 the Imperial American forces of the Emperor Ronald Reagan that occupied the hell hole that that breeds bastards like Touya, Tamaru, and Hiiragi gave Rina the utmost respect and a free hand to do as she willed, such was the glory and renown that was Rina’s. While Rina was reduced to sining at Calma she will no doubt moblize more people than Sakura-dan and Yuki combined, Rina can be Calma no Yousei for Sheryl proved that the size matters not only your song.

Not that Touya ever does anything…

Alright trolling Touya.

Misaki soes not have control of her fear…

I see Tamaru cowers in fear of Beichtwebel Akira.

4797

And HOW!

You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking…what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your concert hall will burn until its surface is but glass, and not even your blonde will live to creep, blackened from its hole, to mar the flashing of Rina’s passage. The culmination of her Journey, for your destruction is the will of the God! And Rina? She is his instrument!

Oh Eiji, the only winner wil be Rina.

Indeed even now Yuki still hasn’t gotten it down…

Indeed Eiji cannot do the maths…

When there is something stange in the neighborhood who you gonna call?

Busting makes Rina feel good.

Oh I can’t wait to see Hiiragi kick Touya’s ass, smart move there bitch, running into the arms of the wrong Fujii.

Yuki likes to beg like a common bitch.

Yuki you will always be stupid, always.

There there Rina the amount of fail and lose made me facepalm too.

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15 Comments

  1. jonaht
    Posted March 12, 2009 at 11:59 pm | Permalink

    Erm.. what the number 46701 means?? I can’t figure out. If you guys know, please do tell me. Thanks.
    http://that.animeblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/snapshot20090311000454.jpg

  2. soyahoney
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 12:07 am | Permalink

    Who will I call? Ghostbus…I mean Touya…WHAT?! I mean Akira. Yeah, let’s go with Akira because he knew how to finish off Touya’s last 10% of pride left inside him. Hopefully there’s still at least 1% left so I can bash his head too if he doesn’t get this soon-to-be trainwreck resolved!

    If this was reality, we all know which concert we would go to see especially if it’s free. I’m sorry Hirano Aya, but after witnessing Yuki’s choreography, I don’t know what to think anymore. -_-

    We saw some development with Yayoi and how she might be blackmailed. I believe I saw that idea at another site. I think it’s SeaSlugs! because a post was made about how she might be “used”.

    Lots of Rina screentime. Eiji sounds like he’s trying to get Yuki to join the Dark Side. ^^

    Touya had one moment in which he redeemed himself in this episode. It was the part where he explained to Rina that he still needed to keep his other jobs. I don’t know if it’s because of responsibility, for rent, or because he realized it’s the last decent thing he could do, but I congratulate him.\

    Lastly, Touya’s dad made a brief entrance, but his performance explained it all. Oh, the pain that we will see if Touya “lives” that far. XD

  3. soyahoney
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 12:12 am | Permalink

    @jonaht

    The number most likely represents how many people bought tickets or how many spectators will come and watch the concert. The letters represent the location wthat the concert will take place.

    Sorry for the second post. ^^;;

    By the way, that letter only showed the improved version of their Engrish. ^^

  4. Posted March 13, 2009 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    @jonaht: I think that M3 has to sell 46,701 of the 53,300 arena seats to win Eiji’s contest.

    @soyahoney: I can’t wait to find out what is in Hiragi’s letters. I suspect he is blackmailing Yayoi, simply based on his question, “aren’t you scared?” and Yayoi’s trembling response. I didn’t think that highly of Touya’s need to keep his other jobs, but I figure it’s a moot point. He’ll probably be late to both of them and get fired soon enough. Also, that choreography was weak, but don’t forget that Yuki is a total noob.

    @Crusader: I’m surprised you have kind words for Akira. He’s doing ok now, but don’t forget that he spent 5 years being a wuss and being afraid to confess to Misaki.

  5. magnuskn
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 3:39 am | Permalink

    As a German, I need to ask: What the hell do you think is a “Beichtwebel”? That´s not a word in german. ^^

  6. Ominae
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 3:42 am | Permalink

    I wonder what does happen if the following people/groups were called in (Just for LOLs)

    Celestial Being
    Ghostbusters (LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
    The Elric brothers
    Section 9 (Don’t know why this came to mind…)

  7. Mel
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 4:40 am | Permalink

    I am guessing:
    ” die Beichte” = to confess/ make a confession (mostly to a priest) .. and “der Feldwebel” = sergeant.
    It is no regular word in German but it is grammatically correct *g*.
    That made my day hihi.

  8. fnord
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, it’s a neologism, but correctly invented.

    On another (german-related) note, you have to conjugate the case along for “alt (old) + Kampfer (fighter, warrior)”. I’d tend towards “alter Kämpfer”, but if you switch a couple of words around “alten Kämpfer” might work as well.

    It’s so fun trolling people about obscure language shit :D

  9. Posted March 13, 2009 at 5:05 pm | Permalink

    @jonaht
    It’s how many fans Eiji tells Rina that she needs to mobilize.

    @soyahoney
    Yayoi is already a shameless bitch what could Hiiragi possibly have on her? Seriously can she top kissing Touya in embarrassingly lewd acts? ;)

    @Kabitzin
    No, no, no, it took Misaki five years to realize that Touya was never going to go out with her…and that the right man had always been Akira.

    @magnuskn
    It’s old slang for a Catholic Military Chaplain.

    @Ominae
    They would all still kill Touya, except for CB they let him pilot a Gundam…

    @Mel
    Yep old 1940s Wehrmacht slang for confession sergeant.

    @fnord
    Right you are, problem fixed.

  10. Mel
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    Lets troll.. (if you are already pointing this stuff out)… :
    It is a genitive.
    The question is here: should it mean old (= alt), older(= älter) or the oldest(= am ältesten)?
    This means its not “alter Kämpfer” but “des alten Kämpfers” if it should be “old” and so:
    “…to break the alten Kampfers heart.”
    ( If you write German, then please the German genitive :D ..).
    But we have an alternative:
    “..to break the heart of the alten Kampfers.”
    Choose as you wish.

    Hmmm “to troll” and “trollen” have different meanings too. I did the first and now I do the second. Good night alltogether.

  11. soyahoney
    Posted March 13, 2009 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    @Kabitzin

    I suspect the same thing as you about the blackmail. Although, wouldn’t you think she could have stalked and tried to sleep with Hiiragi too like she did with Touya? I guess her tastes differ. ^^

    Touya is at a point of no return, but who knows? There could be another Goddess. It might be one of those Sakura-dan girls. XD

    Yes, Yuki is a noob and that’s why she’ll never get Touya.

    @Crusader

    I seriously agree with you. Yayoi is a pretty good character, but it’s her direction or how she acts toward Touya that I find myself disliking. I still think she should beat up those Sakura-dan girls when she had a chance before Yuki intervened. ^^

  12. Posted March 13, 2009 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

    @Mel
    It seems that alte Kampfer roughly translates to old fighters (like alte Kameraden meant old comrades), I forgot that it was plural. I’ll go with alter Kampfer since it should be singular, but in the end integrating English with German is going to be messy anyways.

    @soyahoney
    If only Yayaoi had a shred of common sense then she would be superior to every one but Old man Fujii and Rina.

  13. Mel
    Posted March 14, 2009 at 2:39 am | Permalink

    Good morning

    Besides the fact, that it is messy, its a genitiv and so despite being plural or singular it is “alten”. Actually the genitive is a problem even for Germans.
    So I am discussing with fnord rather than with you, Crusader :) .
    Hm you should think of being sent to Europe by the way. There you can study the whole warfare stuff at the original places ^^.

  14. fnord
    Posted March 14, 2009 at 6:56 am | Permalink

    @ Mel & Crusader
    I’ve thought about the whole genitive integration into the english sentence. The german equivalent should be unproblematic: “[...] genug, um das Herz des alten Kämpfers zu brechen.”

    I’m assuming you intend to keep the possessive genitive. I was slightly confused during my first comment since I got mixed up on the structure when it came to his heart. You have right now: “[...] enough to break the alte Kampfer’s heart.” while Mel suggested: “[...] enough to break the alten Kampfer’s heart.”
    My own suggestion was: “[...] enough to break the alter Kampfer’s heart.”

    I suppose I was thrown off by the Yoda vibes I got at first, but I’d say by now that Mel is correct. Or, rather, more correct than me, since there isn’t any rules for this. Sadly, using the genitive “n” in this case doesn’t sound very aesthetic … if you go for the sound, I still think my suggestion reads better even if it’s slightly nonsensical rules-wise.

  15. Posted March 14, 2009 at 9:52 am | Permalink

    I’m assuming you intend to keep the possessive genitive. I was slightly confused during my first comment since I got mixed up on the structure when it came to his heart.

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