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Just because she smiles does not mean she wants to have your babies.

It’s simply amazing how even now while Rina had been exonerated at the end of every episode that people dare call her a man stealer. I say again just because Touya thinks that he has a shot doesn’t mean she is giving him one. This pro-Yuki sentiment is galling as this fifth column has come to spread more malicious lies as Kabitzin decided to join their ranks in defaming the good name of Rina Ogata. Rina has put Yuki first and this is the thanks she gets. I blame Touya for all this, because the stupid fuck is having delusions about Rina liking him. Nothing could be more false, as Rina only wants Yuki to be happy.

Rina is superior in so many ways, certainly a superior friend.

Keep dreaming Touya it never happened, and Rina is more beautiful than that.

No likes you, not even your dad.

Rina was all around five kinds of awesome as usual. While the agents of the Yuki menace would have us believe that she sought a pre-emptive date, it was all a ruse to get the infamously late Touya to Yuki on time. Alas all her plans were for naught for Touya is a philandering shit head that beat GARham Acre for the title of Most Late. Rina had heard about how Touya was known for being late so she called him up early to make sure he would not over sleep, and even then Touya barely made it at 1000 hours as by only left his rancid apartment at 0945. Rina had anticipated how late Touya would be so she tried to get him there an hour early or as we in the military say, right on time. Much to Rina’s dismay though, Touya never showed up on the appointed hour confirming that he was habitually late all of the time. She was not interested in a date, not in the least. It was a recon mission to confirm the reports of Touya’s lateness. Rina also went through the trouble of freeing up Yuki’s schedule but the harlot’s forces repaid such kindness with vicious accusations of manstealing. Truth is Touya isn’t worth stealing; he’s not even worth the bullet that you need to put in his brains or the axe you need to chop him to bits. Say what you will about Rina, but the girl is a smart one and she held the line magnificently so that Yuki could have her fun all damn day without having to work. Rina has Yuki’s back and despite ample opportunity to do so Rina has not initiated any romance with Touya on her end. Of course women just love blaming their best friends when it comes to man problems, sad thing is perhaps the fear of treachery amongst women is so bad that true friends like Rina get chewed out simply for being pretty and smart. Her tenacious rearguard action to secure Yuki’s night of passion was the kind of sacrifice and all out effort I expect of a woman who is a true friend, such deeds are not those of a philandering moron such as Touya.

Even the air he breaths makes Touya butt hurt every morning.

If only Yuki could see him now…

Touya is definitely Japanese…No meand NO damn it.

Touya is a Class A dumb ass though, he fails to show up the mandatory 30 minutes before Yuki, and did not even specify the location of the rendezvous point. Worse yet he assaults a loli and drags her off with the intent to rape her or something. Good to see that in 1986 Japan Loli raep is not a crime. Touya’s douche baggery does not end there however and he starts making demands that the Loli help him with setting up an over watch on the station. The Loli tell him to fuck off and that he’s spouting a lot of shit if he says Yuki Morikawa is his girl friend when he does not even have her number. Touya starts with his goddess bullshit again, but the Loli did not have any of it. Clearly this Loli is right now smarter than the college kids who are still dumb as mud. Even on the bus Touya was sexually harassing the Loli by getting too close and stalking her, the Loli tells him that he is an arrogant ass that is trying to be popular. Touya fearing that more women would learn the truth tries to shut her up. Touya also shows how retarded he is by not knowing who Aesop is. So during this ride on the very special bus Touya wastes time by looking for shiny objects outside the window as Yuki arrives and waits for his retarded ass. Not sure how taking a bus ride with a loli is going to help him find Yuki, but Touya did it. I am sure there will be some bullshit excuse offered sooner or later, but if you are looking for some one at an appointed place taking a bus ride away from the building is not going to help.

Bullshit you don’t read period…

Case in point…This guy needs a big cup of shut the fuck up, think before you say something stupid, Touya.

Yep, this Loli is smart, only Rina has realized how much of a loser this stack of shit is.

Clearly Touya has something worse than ADD at least those guys can show up to work on time and DON”T BE LATE. Touya on the other hand started lusting over Rina and was lost again in his dreams about high school. He even went so far to start oogling the High School students. Even his attempts to get back are half assed If you are lost stay put otherwise ask the nice folks to use the announcement pipes to look for a lost child named (insert name here). Really these kids are in college and they did not know who to use the powers of the reception desk to find lost children. Running about hither an thither is not the smart way to find some one. They were right about one thing they planned it poorly and should have Instead a whole day is wasted in idleness, just what I have come to expect from a lazy good for nothing pansy that refuses to find honest employment. If he’s so strapped for cash why is he making som many phone calls? Is he calling collect? If so that makes him one huge dick. Touya it turns out was also tossed out of his home by his dad. I am sure some over grown man children will find this abhorrent, but Touya is an adult, and can get a job and apply for financial aid. Quite why he has not done so indicates why his dad tossed his ass out, laziness. The douche can barely get up bright and early was late to his date, and instead of finding a job or doing something constructive Haruka had to register for him. In the end he deserves only food, after all even Lenin said that “those who do not work shall not eat.” This ought to apply to Touya, and he is indeed lucky his old man even gives him a food package every now an then.

Mom wanted it that way.

What about them? You never seem to pass anyways Touya…

Take you charity and leave parasite.

Really now his dad did not ever kick him out fully, his dad took care of the lease, paid for it, and moved all of his stuff without breaking all of it. So it’s not like Touya’s dad simply kicked him out with no money. Touya had a decent start on the path to manhood, but chose to fuck it all up by bitching, moaning, and being terrible student and worker. With a failure like Touya I have to give props to his dad for exiling him and forcing his idiot son to man up or die. Touya’s problem is not limited to laziness and arrogance, but also includes living in the past. I know some pricks found high school to be fun, I found it to be lacking. Honestly now how is dreaming of the past going to help his sorry as find Yuki or let alone get a fucking job?

Dad knows that Touya can’t even do that much…

Awww what’s matter? Does it hurt? You wanted cash didn’t you…

Such poor situational awareness…

Yuki is also a dumb ass, she’s taking the Ranka route by thinking her songs will solve everything, but the awful truth is if she can waste a whole day running around for nothing, then she will get crushed for her lack of disciplined work ethic. So what if she gets to release her debut single, it has not yet been made, and until it is released I think it is very premature and presumptuous to start celebrating at this juncture. Yuki also decides to an Hero herself by sleeping with Touya under the misguided and idiot notion that some how they will get closer by doing so. I cannot wait for the fallout from her impudence and indiscretion, sex is not going to make all their problems go away, but like two high school jerk offs they think otherwise. I can only hope that being 1986 they are unaware of AIDS and forget to use contraception. This will result in a pregnancy that will end Yuki’s dreams and force Touya to man up and get a job he can stick with or force him onto welfare. May their stupidity be the seed that sows the wind, for Rina will make them reap the whirlwind. Honestly now Touya has time for sex but not time enough to take care of his schooling and get a job? Amazing how people can wonder why such a miscreant was cast out of his home when his dad was sick off all his bullshit. If Touya is this bad now, just imagine how much bullshit his poor father had to deal with when the law stipulated that he had to care for the impudent prick.

It’s a little too early to be celebrating…you haven’t debuted yet. Poor work ethic is what landed Ranka in trouble, remember that Yuki.

The one you never pay rent for? The one that smells like ass, after you left out your dinner and drink from three days ago? In regards to sex location is everything, Yuki is lady not some cheap hooker you met at a bar…

I hope a passerby takes Touya’s seal and brings financial ruin upon him…

Haruka got rickrolled by Yuki and Touya did not have the common courtesy to be at home to get his seal back. I hope Haruka learns some courage because it was total bullshit how Touya treated her. The punk orders her to do something without asking first to run off on a date without so much as a thank you and here she is trying to return an important item, and he did not even bother to give her notice that he was not going to be home. Haruka again failed to commit identity theft, which was disappointing, if only she knew what Touya was doing as she hauled ass for his sake.

Rina has clearly read the Unofficial Soldaten Manual for correcting tardiness. What a friend you have in Rina Yuki. Too bad you treat it like a oneway street.

Wait you want to “feel him” now?! Before you have even made your debut? May thine dream chip and shatter. May Touya’s greatest crime be the one you feel in yourself.

Don’t get you hopes up Yuki, Touya has no balls, and I hear he comes up short in places.

Overall I am hoping that Yuki beds Touya gets pregnant, he dithers as usual, and then a miscarriage happens. It would be epic tragedy and cluster fuck in every sense of the word. Rina gets a frag on Yuki and Touya for mucking up their date inadvertently; she also gets another frag on Touya courtesy of his dad when Touya got booted out with a paid for lease and a no cost move. Yuki gets a frag on Haruka as Touya was not home that night and Yuki gets one kiss to take the lead but lost it soon after an Heroing herself in a bid to get closer through sex. Rina is just kicking ass in my book by being able to juggle work and Yuki at the same time, yuki is very lucky to have a friend like Rina who is going above and beyond for her. Rumors of malicious intent on Rina’s part are without merit, and if at ep four Rina is still not showing any signs of attraction that she is willing to act upon. She works hard for Yuki and not Touya. Nevertheless with the Touya Fantasy starting to kick in it might well end up with Touya chasing Rina out of his dysfunctional signal receptors and his false and base assumptions that Rina like him. Still I hope Rina is not going to do anything to intentionally hurt Yuki, for now.

Rina you have a grateful fatherland and a glorious struggle, honor and blood for the Northern Cross.