Vampire Knight Ep 5- Ok, you people out there, you win.

BLOOD! BLOOD!

Ok, ok, ok. You guys win, all right? I’ll continue writing VKG till the series is over, since I had almost nothing to write for the Fall Season, especially when some of my favorite series this season has been taken by the other bloggers. I wouldn’t want to stop half-way, ’cause I’ll feel uneasy doing things I like incomplete. So what do we have today…oh yeah, Ichiru arriving as a new student in Cross Academy (And he looks f***ing ugly with his hair tied like a sissy boy. Why don’t make Shizuka’s bell become your necklace, a bracelet, or something?

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WTF?!

Before I get started, I came across an omake from a manga-viewing site, www.mangafox.com, that Zero is a…TRANSVESTITE? You gotta be kidding me, I’ll never let my Zero become a transvestite! Zero (Or Ichiru) dressing like a girl is so not Zelicious! (He looked so gay in the Cross Academy female uniform, WTF?!) I’ll make sure that Zero will hit his twin brother, who is a transvestite into a pulp, no…until he can’t stand up at his own feet! I hate you, Ichiru (Though I had sympathize you when you are close to death, he-he). Ahh, my poor Zero…fainting and throwing up what you ate for lunch.

Complete the sentence: EAT ME UP!

Yuki sees blood almost anywhere and everywhere in this episode. The words the inner Yuki whispered ‘I’m scared’, ‘There’s so much blood’ and’ The vampires are going to eat me up’ starts to annoy me rather than establishing the climax of the story. I wish it stops and just go on continuously at the last few episodes of the series. That didn’t happen too much in the manga, though, if you’re asking me. Just get on with life until you are too afraid to do so. I know how you feel; scared, lonely and nervous, but as the world revolves around us, watch some kids’ show to make yourself feel comfortable. I can see those crayons Elmo is taking to show toddlers how to draw a cat.

Zero: No, what is need is…
I only want Yuki’s blood
And so is Kaname’s one
Because they are so zelicious that your blood stinks
So please stay away from my stint and let me be alone
‘Cause I only suck Yuki and Kaname’s blood…
Go away!

I don’t give a damn for Zero to suck your blood, my apologies, Mr. Kaien Cross. You and Yuki are so persistent to ‘donate’ blood readily to Zero. Do you want him to drain all your blood before you’re delight that Zero is able to drink your blood to satisfy his lust for blood? If you’re still not happy with the outcome Zero has given and you still want Zero to suck your blood, donate it to any blood donation organization. And yes, Zero only wants Yuki and Kaname’s blood, since he thinks it’s so Zelicious. Yuki’s having those bloody hallucinations again, I wish this ends soon. She’s so emo in the anime, compared to the manga where the hallucinations aren’t very frequent.

Dang, why are you drawing my Zero like this??

Animation got a little off for this picture shown above. Thought it was Ichiru for a second(Hair’s pretty long at his bangs and the sides.), so animation is inconsistent in today’s episode. No, I should rephrase is that what ever series Studio DEEN’s has done, they are not consistent all the time. How I wish it was done by other studios, but let’s face it. Zero looks so charming when he comfort Yuki after she was unable to tell Kaname about the bloody hallucinations she has been confronting for the past episodes.

I hate you…and I still hate you, after I came into THAT speaking about your hate. But at least I’ve calm down and not as much hate you for what has happen over the past 11 months.

That is why I complained about this part. Zero is sucking Kaname’s blood, twice, and if this isn’t enough, might as well put something better and much more creepier to end for the previous season’s conclusion. Like the awakening of the main antagonist (I won’t be revealing his name, but at least you have a clue it’s a guy for those who are following the anime and does not want to find out about what really happen in the manga.), or something bad is about to happen in Cross Academy. Repeating the same stunt twice makes Reverse Vampire and other Vampire Knight fans roll our eyes with disappointment. Once is enough. Twice only make Vampire Knight fans avoid the entire series and read better vampire fiction novels, like the Twilight series. (Movie’s coming out in November 21)

OMG, RAPE! YAOI, disgusting! (Anything you can come up with upon seeing this.)

I’m starting to get bored over ‘eye-less’ animation, stupid budget lazy animation. Let’s not go on into the rants of today’s episode, Zero, again, sucks Kaname’s blood as if it’s nobody’s business. Woot, Ichiru arrives in Cross Academy, with that sissy hairstyle.

I only serve Shizuka-sama, and no one else.

Mmm…I’m hungry. I want to have fish right now…(mouth drooling over BBQ-ed fish.)

I wonder if there are any fire detectors in Cross Academy. Anything Kaien wants to cook or BBQ does not alert the fire detectors and what if there’s a real fire going on? Like Kain throwing fire balls at Shiki and Aido training their skills and accidentally burnt one of the buildings in Cross Academy? All humans (And vampires) will be dead by then, and the story will end abruptly. I don’t think that’s going to happen, let see now…

Oh…for the sake of the Academy, more yaoi moments. Kaien X Yagari, that is so wrong!

Fat chance, that Zero will reconcile with Ichiru in the Academy, until somewhere in chapter 40 where something major happens to Zero and Ichiru’s life is at stake (For the sake of other fans of Vampire Knight who aren’t bother to read the manga.) Yes, Yagari loves cuttlefish, so he steals it from Kaien and eats them all the way to the Hunter’s Association. All the other Day Class girls are already flirting at Ichiru, after less than 2 hours in class, how dare they do this to my Zero-sama! And Ichiru, don’t think you have girls coming to your seat that you will marry one of them anytime, but you won’t be marrying neither any of them, since you will be dead…and there won’t be cake. Flirting with the Class President? Oh god, that is EPIC.

Sorry, Kaname. Yuki’s mine now. How dare you take my dear little Yuki away from me like this?

Man, you entrust Yuki in Zero’s care, and now you want her back? Boy, Kaname Kuran, a pureblood, it’s so hard for everyone, even your vampire classmates to please you and be happy for what you have. I want more progress, that’s the one thing I’m begging you, Studio DEEN. Zero’s down with so much bad luck today, I wonder things will change for the better for him…just that ZERO/or Ichiru CANNOT DRESS UP LIKE A GIRL AND MAKE PEOPLE THINK THAT BOTH TWINS ARE TRANSVESTITE!!!

No more cross-dressing please. The last thing I want to see is to see Kaname dress up as Yuki. That would be the most disastrous thing that will happen in Vampire Knight history.