Your wish is in command, lord Alligator.

I-am-a-robot-.

Okay, that’s a really lousy (And sucky) attempt to imitate a robot voice. Our next stop for today is to become robots and also sound like one (Don’t follow me. It’s really bad, it’s the truth) and somehow my fingers aren’t going to co-operate with me on this entry. Playing a game of basketball with 4 of your fingers which became corrupted and twisted is bad enough, especially if you’re a musician.

So our destroyers takes a pit stop at Clock Town as their next destination and sees more scraps of metal, more robots and dismantled junk as the story goes on. The robots are about Toppi’s size and they were pretty small (And pretty useless, except for No. 28, that’s it. I’m going to name it Yamaguchi-sama. No. 28 sounds cheap and feels as if it’s another typical robot prototype.). And they can only do housework and attack with spears that came from 10,000 BC. It makes me wanna puke in front of them and they should be ending up in the junkyard as useless scrapped metal with no recovery of depreciation cost after dismantling them. Useless, I say, USELESS!! And what the heck are you saying that robots must not do what humans do, you monotonous, bragging fucking Alligator? Even if you were some kind of powerful god, I will rebel you and I don’t care if you call me a heretic or not. Because I hate you, just like every other neighborhood typical villain.

I prefer sightseeing rather than finding some Dr. Alligator in this town. Can we go see No. 28 (Or Yamaguchi-sama as I’m going to call later?)

So they venture off to the junk mechanical town with their (cute) rabbit ears and cat ears again. Hmm…perhaps the cat ears are put in good use again. Nice one, Kirie. All of the robots look exactly the same to me and are apparently not a useful tactics to take over the world. But we later get to distinguish the different between Yamaguchi-sama and all the other replica robots and it’s pretty obvious if any of you watched it before reading this poor lazy attempt on today’s post. My birthday’s coming tomorrow…but I’m going to celebrate it alone, because no one cares nevertheless.

But I think it looks rather cute and sexy on you. No wonder no suitors wants you.

And poor our tsundere of the team accidentally trips and falls on one of the robots sweeping along the streets (Serves her right). Other beastmen around her laughed at her ridicule, boasting that the robots in the town are very outstanding. Right. (They can’t even shoot lasers and guns like all those cool Gundam in the Gundam series and claim that they can only sweep floors and do all sorts of chores that any idiot can do in a few minutes.) Jeez. Why? Toppi? Why? Why did you say that those pieces of crap scrapped metal are perfect? Do you know that this will determine if your fans will like you or not in this series. (But be rest assured that I, Reverse Vampire will be your biggest fan and will live to love you till I end up in my grave.)

You call that good? How low is the standard of this place?

So trying on the robot, Kirie asked that tiny little thing to pick up the book Kirie previously borrowed at the historic national archives back at Autumnland. But nothing happens, and one of the beastmen technicians was a bit surprised at the function Kirie gave. Another beastmen called out the robot and it obeyed its command, thus leaving for the other technician. Morte made another wonderful discovery that the robots in this place only obeys beastmen and not humans that command them. Soon those peabrain technicians found out that they are humans and used those pitiful robots to capture them.

Run…run away! Damn you, stupid pieces of scraped metal! BTW, Kirie runs in a very weird manner.

At the secret lair top of the laboratory, Dr. Alligator starts laughing like your average evil villain that humans has trespassed the town. Another robot with a 12,000 year old spear reports this to the Evil one, and he orders all of his useless henchmen to capture them at any cost, ALIVE! It seems that Naja and Ri A has turned up at town as well, bound to have very silly and fucking stupid things going to happen to them. Let’s see now…

Let’s see…I want you to clean the toilets in every single floor in 10 minutes, cook us dinner as if we’re having a buffet, tend the babies that cry too loudly by giving them milk, change their poop-filled diapers, check their temperature and wash everything till sunrise.

Wanting Naja and Ri A to identify their identities, Naja introduces himself as a member of the World Salvation Committee. Look what happens if you claim everything you say is always right, a taste of your own medicine, Naja:

ROFL! Add vegetables to my parent’s plates, please?

Perm my hair, please? I think you’re going a little too far, Naja…

WOOT! Table tennis! Singapore has won silver in the Olympics. It seems that you are still at the Olympic heat, huh? Uh oh, Ri A…

Ri A is getting fed up by your corrections. Perhaps you should give it up and go on in capturing those World Destruction Committee members.

Hearing a siren wailing around the entire town, our destroyers are running at their lives (With the cat and rabbit ears removed) but was too late when they are surrounded by 12,000 year old spear-armed robots. Both sides, yes kuma~. Using her brawn, Morte uses her weapon and dashes through the entire army of robots. Kirie runs a little too fast than his companions and apprently have to fly like a bird to stop falling when he goes to a different path, separated from Morte and Toppi.

Look at me!!! I’m flying like a mighty BIRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morte and Toppi comes to his rescue, but both humans were unable to grab their hands but fortunately Toppi comes and saves them. Morte uses her blade to stop themselves from falling further into the abyss and guess what happens? No. 28 is looking at them…

Uh oh…it’s a dead end. But with Toppi around, Yamaguchi-sama has come and save us!

Initially calling its comrades to capture them, Toppi exclaims not to tell where they are positioned at and it really did, thus becoming one of Toppi’s beloved friend as they get out of the twisted city. No. 28’s seiyuu sounds so familiar to me, hmm…deja vu? I heard it somewhere before…

Yamaguchi-sama leads the way where no beastmen would find them and only obeys Toppi’s orders as the fact that robots only obey any beastmen’s commands. That annoying robot from before went to report that to the evil Dr. Alligator that it has lead them to a safe place. No use complaining that those useless scraped metal are unable to stop Toppi’s commands (He’s not an ordinary bear, but he is a dwarf bear!!!!!!) Haha, let’s see who has the last laugh now, retarded doctor! Blame those details the World Salvation Committee has looked up to, stupid, because you have taken the wrong wanted poster of those fake World Destruction Committee members are in. (Reference in episode 7. Remember Morte’s freakin’ ripping skirt?)

Haha. Stupid. taken the wrong poster. I’m taking away your degree now.

Asking for any more orders, Yamaguchi-sama was pretty less a hindrance in the team now and Toppi denies himself of being a small bear. Morte took out the Destruct Code, asked Yamaguchi-sama to lead them to Dr. Alligator. Why do you have to obey such stupid orders that Dr. Alligator add into your motherboard? HUMAN ORDERS ARE MEANT TO BE OBEYED! Get it? The robots that pursue them earlier on has found their whereabouts, but Toppi is unable to command the robots as their mechanical components are rewritten. Morte throws the Destruct Code to Toppi, meanwhile Morte and Kirie are left alone to surrender to the robots. That’s so unlike you, Morte. Meanwhile back at the entrance of town with the robot and Naja…:

I want an autograph, please! Naja, perhaps it’s time for you to see where Ri A is. She was probably too impatient by your corrections that she decides to barge in by herself in Dragon Mode.

She’s gone. Well, she’s still in town, go look for her!

Toppi and Yamaguchi-sama are hiding at the dark alley, Toppi complained that they can’t be staying there for long. Morte and Kirie’s whereabouts? The clock tower, where Dr. Alligator is.

Could you just answer this very simple question?

Asking if he knows the right way to activate the Destruct Code, but he doesn’t trust them, therefore keeping it a secret and even if Morte threatens him, he will bury the truth when he dies. Not exactly at their current situation. Truths that Dr. Alligator has revealed:

1. Destruct Code is not a very-super-duper-ultra-deluxe top-secret weapon to defeat the beastmen. Not at all.

2. Even if the Destruct Code is activated, the world will be revamped the same in the legends that no one has even told everyone about and will be in the original state of pure sand. That means you can see nothing but sand, sand and more sand.

3. Obviously, everyone in the world they are in will disappear and die. But Morte doesn’t care about dying and the end of the world.

For the 597231646132030th time, you pieces of scrapped metal: IT’S WORLD SALVATION COMMITTEE, YOU FUCKING BITCHES! Now you made Ri A transformed into Dragon Mode.

She accepts that she’s from the ‘whatsoever’ Committee, asking if they could lead her to Dr. Alligator. She gets fed up by everything, takes her pistols out and shoots every single one of them into useless ‘no-value’ junk. On the other hand, Yamaguchi-sama and Toppi are flying their way up to the lab…

It seems that our poor little teddy bear here must be afraid of heights.

While traveling up to the lab, Yamaguchi-sama’s engines got overheated (At this time, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!) But the cooldown process is pretty quick in just a few seconds and continues racing up to the peak of the tower. And Yamaguchi-sama’s name is Number 28, but I think it sucks, given that this model here acts more like human, with feelings and stuff like that. Toppi is not mentally prepared to go higher and higher to the sky, but too late. Guess we’ll do bungee jumping the next time round when the world has been destroyed, Toppi, TOGETHER?

WOW. I like that creation of yours. Too bad we’re going to view some palce that we don’t even know of when you place the Destruct Code into that machine.

Asking Morte to hand over the Destruct Code, she confessed that she didn’t have it with her, but that stupid alligator is just being stubborn and asks her to hand it over to him. Finally, Yamaguchi-sama, disguised as any other robot came with two (Probably blunt) knives, ready to chop them into pieces but instead cut of the ropes that Kirie and Morte are being tied in.

Let’s chop vegetables!

As our destroyers (And Yamaguchi-sama) escapes the vicinity of Dr. Alligator, Ri A comes up to stage, still shooting the motherboards out of the useless scraps of metal with no depreciation value at the end of 2 years. She shoots the machine accidentally, and the machine goes haywire, pulling the Destruct Code into the machine itself. Everyone stares at the brightly lit Destruct Code, Kirie especially when he was too fixated at it. An illusion of a snowy valley (Dragon Valley at Winterland) was shown in a few seconds before fading away back to where the lab was. Dr. Alligator tried to reach out for the Destruct Code, but because of the heat, he was unable to go near it until Yamaguchi-sama runs away with it without any blimps, along with our destroyers (He places it in his stomach, BTW).

TOPPI’S GOING TO RESCUE YOU!

Looks as if they are a homosexual couple. Anyone, Toppi X Yamaguchi-sama?

Toppi comes to the rescue when Yamaguchi-sama was electrified, using the plug to threaten the robots. Yamaguchi-sama told him not to worry about him, passing on the Destruct Code to Toppi but he finishes them off, unable to leave him behind (A special bond is formed.) Naja manages to catch up with Ri A out in her thoughts and are surrounded by more of those robots (How many robots did that crazy doctor created?). Our destroyers are now at the lift, Toppi asking why No. 28 was saving him even though he is a Destruction Committee member. Mentioning the principle of protecting beastmen at any cost (Principles again.), Toppi comfort the robot that those principles are nonsense, leaving Yamaguchi-sama questioning himself the reason why. Rules are meant to be broken, get it?

Ohh, touching moments. Everyone has a heart, no matter what they are (Even if you are a robot.)

All was well until Dr. Alligator’s army of robots attacked the lift, leaving Yamaguchi-sama in a dilemma when he has to follow both beastmen’s orders (Dr. Alligator VS Toppi). Dr. Alligator wants No. 28 to kill them at any cost, even come to a situation where he unleashed an uber super machine gun out of its tummy. Instead of killing them, he makes a way out for his newfound friends on top of the lift. Leading his countless number of his metallic henchmen, Dr. Alligator uses them to do his dirty work, but, YAMAGUCHI-SAMA!!!!

YAMAGUCHI-SAMA!!!!!!!

He fell, and an explosion happened, and No. 28, a.k.a Yamaguchi-sama was destroyed along with the rest of the evil pieces of scrapped metal. Finally our destroyers managed to leave town, but Toppi was unbearable to leave Yamaguchi-sama at the pit of abyss (Unbearable, pun intended.). Morte reminds Toppi if he recovers the Destruct Code from Yamaguchi-sama and he forgot. Luckily, YAMAGUCHI-SAMA!!! He came, still alive as he passed on the black orb to the dwarf bear.

Rule No. 108; robots need to protect itself too.

So we are left with a happy ending when Yamaguchi-sama went back to the town and live freely without any boundaries. Commenting that it could be complicated for a robot like him, Yamaguchi-sama tries hard enough to obey Toppi’s last orders. Ahh…such nice ending…

NEWS FLASH!

It’s KUMA! And guess what, No. 28 and Teddie above are voice by the same seiyuu, no wonder I found their voices so familiar. Speaking about bears, I’ll compare the differences between Kuma (I prefer Kuma rather than Teddie. Teddie sounds too kiddish) and Toppi after Persona 4 comes out in NA. There are lots of things I can compare about, other than the fact that they are bears and they end their speech with ‘kuma’.

The next episode will feature our destroyers going to the Winter Continent, to the place where Ri A’s forgotten place for the family of dragons. It seems that Dr. Alligator’s send in more of his useless robots, now upgraded with additions of spiked wheels and better weapons. Toppi admits that he’s a bear at the end of the preview.

Some way or another, I think this week’s episode is more interesting than the previous episode with couple of action but there’s no hope in developing the plot when we are left with 3 more episodes till it ends and by the time the anime is done, the game will be out in Japan by then. I hope that the game will still has that humor injected in their speeches, but being serious in the world destruction matter.

P.S.: This took me 3 hours to write, people. So stop complaining and just read. BTW, it’s getting late here, I need to sleep…tomorrow’s my birthday….zzz…zzz

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