Damn you, World Destruction. It took so long to publish the subs out, by the rate you’re going, I have to put WD together for 2 weeks in a row. But one thing I have to say if anyone wants to know if I’ve done well with my piano examination:

If only miracles happen. Oh well, at least I can wait for the results 6 weeks from now, that’s how the system goes. No use pondering about it anymore, since the done can’t be undone. And I’m starting to realize something for each episode in the opening where you see all the different people Kirie, Morte and Toppi sees just in that episode (eg. Rinan on the 1st episode, the beastgirl who stole the Destruct Code back at the ship in episode 2, the human female prisoner in episode 3, that crazy frogman in episode 4 and today’s a ramgirl who was being molested in public by a wolf pedo in this episode.) Just by looking at it, the real thing will probably only by starting in either episode 7 or 8.

This time round we have another bear, except that it’s black and ends his words with ‘bear’ instead of ‘kuma’, Yappi, the Black short-leg teddy bear! And trust me, he’s more annoying than our poor Toppi with our dear terrorists Morte and Kirie.

Don’t be fooled by it’s appearance

Oof! I got hit in the ass by this Toppi Replica

I AM TOPPI’S EVIL TWIN BROTHER! WATCH WHAT I CAN DO TO YOU HUMANS!!!

Ok, so Morte and Kirie got arrested, again and sent to the coliseum to fight against many dangerous beastmen which looked ridiculously stupid and ugly. So where’s Toppi? He left them there, never to save them again and return to the Heroes’ Guild to become a zero to hero. No, just kidding, but it’s true. He came to town all by himself, enjoying his limelight in saving a victim from being molested in public.

Since when I have wrinkles growing on my eye bags?

Behold! The ugly helmet of horrors, will rot your head and end up like Cid of Soul Eater with a hole in his head!

Let’s beat out the crap out of those beastmen, I’m sure we’ll earn lots of money when we are set free and they’ll end up in hell.

Aww…Kirie misses his teddy bear…

Well, Toppi enjoys himself out in town, eating fish, fish and more fish and sees his evil twin brother again, but it seems that his evil twin is behaving so different from those World Destruction Committee members…Never judge a bear by it’s cuteness.

Someone save me from that perv! (with very tiny moe eyes looking at the crowd.)

Yay! I found my long lost evi…i mean, lovable twin brother Yappi!!!

And then, they celebrate their reunion they haven’t been celebrated for…20 years? You bears, Toppi and Yappi should be in your 30s’ by now, and why are you still look as if you are only 10 years old??? What is happening in today’s society? Having the appearance of a 10 year old but in actual fact you’re only 50? And possessing the appearance of a 60 year old, but in reality you’re only 4 years old? The world is such a confusing place after all, where kids from all over the world will be questioning their existence. Oh god…

Nice one, Mr. Stubby Short Legs. Nice work done.

So the ramgirl decide to give both teddys a treat, and see who wins playing rock-paper-scissors?

TOPPI WINS!!!!

Looked as if they’re wearing diapers. Aww…they’re so CUTE!

And yes, I’m too lazy for my own good, after days of waiting for the subbers to do their job. Life is so unfair, with piles of homework coming your way, as well as I don’t want to come to school and stay at home sleeping all day long, boo hoo hoo.

I guess that you would be referring to Morte-chan and Kirie-kun….nice nicknames, by the way.

Great, another Beastman miser, but this one actually uses brains. Talk about roosterman.

TOPPI TO THE RESCUE, KUMA~ But are you sure that you’re the true Toppi?

So gradually Toppi rescues his party members and at the same time, his evil twin brother steals money from the vault and while escaping, guess who he bumped into? TOPPI!

OMG! TWO TOPPIS! But which one is it (Even an infant know the difference.)

So, our destroyers got arrested again, Kirie was pwned and Toppi lost face to many other beastmen and Morte has to give up her rights to get out of prison if only she takes part in the series of events in the tournaments, beating the hell out of those monsters she, Toppi and our cowardly Kirie are going to fight later.

LET’S DO THIS! And Kirie, you’re now a Viking, ‘grats!

Oh man, give the poor bear (And humans) a break. We’re just been caught by that evil teddy bear from hell.

Yeah, you might have to end up like those crossdressers if you don’t get your body up to shape Kirie!

Pictures on those cross-dressers can be found by clicking here, here and here, although I like the last one better. For those buying Persona 4 on December 9 2008, I’m warning you. Spoilers ahead!

Our destroyers got to the fighting grounds and met their first opponent: A giant sandworm? I’ve seen too many of this, what happened to originality? On the other hand, while enjoying the Olympics event on your TV screen, let’s see what our destroyers got to say about the sporting spirits…:

MY ARMOUR!!!!!

RUN TOPPI RUN! Yes! You got gold, beating all your opponents in the Beijing 2008 Olympics! The first bear to outrun a human! Move it, with those stubby legs of yours!

Javelin, anyone? Let’s sign Toppi up for the Javelin event, shall we? That makes 2 golds in a row.

So they defeated the sand worm that spits only sand, our next wrestling opponent on the field: Minotaurus Horrotstein!!! Gosh, what kind of name is that? Let’s see what they can do on the wrestling ring…:

Nice mallet you got there, Horrorstein. But as the Olympic rules go, you can’t bring anything except your fists up into the ring.

Morte, Kirie and Toppi fought with only their fists on and guess what? Fairness prevails. Frustrated at the results brought by the three destroyers, Yappi the sore loser teddy bear decides to leave the stadium, but see what happens if you leave in the middle of an intensive match.

Weird name to start with…Mutton. Can we roast you and make kebabs instead? You’ll make such nice meat (Looking at the male members in THAT, drooling over her.)

You shouldn’t make young ramgirls cry, Yappi. People thinks that you’re abusing her.

We won! Let’s have grilled beef patties after the series ends, shall we? (World Salvation Committee members are also welcome.)

Can’t get enough with the Olympic spirits? This last fight determines the fate of our destroyers, is it a run or a dash? Let’s find out and we can see poor Kirie swimming the 2542697220th round on the Butterfly stroke in the swimming arena.

Why not name them Goldilocks and the three little bears? After all, you’re a BAND!!!

Finally, the bear has fangs. It seems that the wanted poster issued all over the world turns out to be really detailed.

Kentucky Fried Chicken can be nice too. Anyone, KFC Delivery? BTW: I am born in the year of the rooster/chicken.

Hmm…what about being a hero? Oh well, guess being a villain is more suitable for your taste, after being influenced/brainwashed by those two idiotic humans you’ve been hanging around too much.

So everyone knows that our three destroyers are the World Destruction Committee members, run away and the rest get their hands on their gold. Too bad Ri A and Naja won’t get to see them being in the World Destruction Olympics in this episode. Probably the television they have back at their ship got them interested in the games, too.

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