
…or perhaps the overused, boring and extremely enforced meme in Nice boat. We present to you the latest parody in Nice boat, nicknamed “The Hayami Express”. This is a story filled with epic victory (instead of using the word “Win” since I might be charged with copyright issues) and total violence. Below is a parental warning before the entry starts.
We do not bear any responsibility to any mental retardation, deterioration and spoilerism on Episode 2 of water footprints in the sand. We also do not bear any responsibility if you suffer the anger of the Falcon Punch!

Once upon a time, a blind boy through the device known as plot advancement, recovered from blindness. Before you start complaining that it’s way too cheap for the advancement of plot, remember that there are even worse ways to advance one’s plot. Let us move on. He finds himself surrounded by a group of girls who are small in size but big in a way that should not be explicitly described for the sanity of men. He is then brought around the village to know which of these women has the biggest assets, so that he can pimp effectively and be the harem master of all time.

When he is told by one of these women that it is dangerous to cross over a certain bridge due to the existence of an evil spirit, he once again uses the power of plot advancement to go ahead. It is well noted that plot advancement, instead of common sense, works in the world of rocks and souls. So, inadvertently with the rage of young boys who cannot wait to find a girl that no one likes for bang bang bang, he finds a tsundere called Hayami. Guess what, the girl that he is attempting to ambush in order to get the secret flag event appears. Naked.

Someone forgot to tell our little non-blind friend that this is in fact not a harem series but it is an action series disguised as a harem series. I mean, when you hear the alternate title in the show telling you how the show will rock your soul, there should be true rocking. With a pointy knife. The knife has to be sharpened in order to make the cleanest cut. As said, the demon of the cockroaches has risen and has descended down to Earth. Male protagonists often think that the plot always revolves around him, and Hayami’s warning is actually rather implicit. “Do not get involved in me, you puny filthy human. I am the goddess of the cockroaches that will bring that dumb village into flames after I stored into level 5 powers.”.

What will happen to the harem master that aims to get all the girls into his village love tub?
Impressions
Honestly, I am not impressed at all with this episode. This is a classic case of a series that goes so bad, that you are watching it just to see how bad it will go. Extremely cheesy in a rather bad way, the only reason to watch it is Hayami right now.


6 Comments
Hey, guess what.
Hamaji is not a girl.
So, what was the point in making Takuma a blind character at the beginning? And why does nobody in his environment seem to notice that hoodoo?
It’s still not rocking my soul. But I kinda like it and keep watching.
Hey, guess what.
Hamaji is not a girl.
Really? S/He had me completely fooled.
H2O is eroge, right?
Again, I’m dumbfounded as to why people hate on this series so much. It’s good for what it is: a silly melodrama with crazy twists and ridiculous plot premises. Isn’t it a bit redundant to bash it for what it tries to do anyway?
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So, what was the point in making Takuma a blind character at the beginning? And why does nobody in his environment seem to notice that hoodoo?
It is too early to question the motive of this anime. Dont jump to conclusions. Get the full picture first…