That’s it I am going to vomit on your Prime Minister! Just because your flag can be hung any which way by idiots does not mean you can do the same with Old Glory. The blue part goes on the pole, how hard can it be?!

What the fuck you stupid cock sucking heathen Japs who animate for Sunrise?! Thank you for hanging the American Flag with the Union on the opposite side of the staff, since there was no emergency this is clearly a slight upon the US and not merely idle talk on politics. You are fucking dead to me. I hope that when the People’s Republic of China turns you capital to glass and the South Koreans skull fuck you that I can be there to stomp on your children with a Flag and take a shit on that pitiful meatball you call a national flag. This better be corrected if you plan release this in the US, otherwise a thousand suicide bombers and Hamas rockets on your dakimakura. At least protesters make it clear that they hate America by burning Old Glory to voodoo the Republican Party, but just having it sit there… for shame at your cowardly gesture of half America hating! At least have the resolve and conviction to show your frustration at being militarily weak and insignificant. Lastly may all your p0rn be replaced with Mao Zhedong Thought in little red books! For the unspeakable crime of half heartedly desecrating Old Glory Saji will be referred to as a mother fucking Jap for the rest of this post.

Okay now that I have finished addressing this grievous slight upon Old Glory, Gundam Jesus has finally showed up to deliver a most belated sermon. What’s this Gundam Mary Magdalene Mariana Ismail is going to spread the gospel? Nice to see that she is confident, but them pants is a bit too tight for an Emirate, let’s not even speak of the choker…

Sorry, but your liege wants to have a male harem and she is going to start with former altar boy Setsuna.

Not sure how I should feel about having a monarch going about hither an tither without a royal guard. Still I guess Sunrise is an advocate of Model Diplomacy, because when you are pretty you get get lots of free shit, in this case foreign aid. Guess this is how they tell the world to elect prettier people to run nations because we all know those saxy old men of the LDP have done a good job a getting Japan less dependent on imported energy. Mariana’s resolve that she is the only one is sweet good to know that she takes pride in being the prettiest woman in all of Azadistan. Yeah Shirin does look like an old warhorse past her best days. Still please stop trying to be Machivellian, President Bryan already has that covered and he’s a grand master of realpolitik.

Gundam Moses fuck yeah! Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah! Emo is the only way yeah!

Nice to see that Jap masculinity is still piss poor, at least this is the case with one Saji. I can’t believe the mother fucking Jap was bumming dayto money from his sister. As a poor starving college student I have to say this is pathetic, good grief get a job you stupid Jap. It is also disheartening to know that Japs still believe in the medieval right to rape and pillage. In fact Saji has to be lectured on how to properly conduct himself around a lady. Jap xenophobia hasn’t died out wither since Saji’s onee-sama is trying to intervene in getting rid of the gaijin girlfriend. I will not stand for this Jap bigotry, and since Louise is already using onee-sama in referring to Kinue I demand that Saji be dumped in favor of a KinuexLouise yuri pairing.

Exactly Saji really loves his neighbor. Besides Saji would not be a goddamn Jap if he married a gaijin would he?

Until this time I did not mind having Saji and Louise be time thieves, but this is positively ridiculous. Nobody gives a crap about some sissy Jap and his dull as bricks gaijin girl friend. Louise eating chips; Lousie sucking on red liquid. If I wanted Louise fanservice I would not want to see it involving eating or shitting. The only interesting thing that Saji did was oogle Wang Liu Ming. Speaking of Ms Wang did she get hit with an ugly stick or something? Her face got fatter or something…

There is always time for witch touching. Moreover there is plenty of time to exercise fat body, you don’t even have a real job!

It also seems that Hallelujah Haptism is a bipolar apostle too. I must admit I like the kill ‘em all version of him. In any case so the fucker killed his brother in a fit of space madness. Now that it has been established that Soma and Hallelujah have some sort of link a romantic pairing between the psychotic cast members is assured. I bet Soma was screaming in terror because Hallelujah was broadcasting “you gonna get raped” across the newtype waves. Since there are so many Nintendo DS units about maybe Soma could use a free copy from the Nintendogs line to soothe her fears. I can’t believe she was training near the elevator. In space even a pebble can do massive damage given enough acceleration, and they used projectiles despite this? Good grief they were too cheap to establish a space range or use laser tag? Also I know Soma is a girl, but pink?! Gee how gentlemanly of Sunrise to give the only confirmed girl pilot a pink mobile suit…it should have been red with a Hammer and Sickle.

Yes, let the bitch burn up during re-entry you stupid Jap! In fact I want the bloody Jap to jump in after her, that way they can have a traditional Jap love suicide.

Sergei seems to love the sound of his own voice talking about this and that about such niceties like morality and whether or not birthing Soma was ethical. Soma is there, never mind if her existence was ordained or not, she has enough soul to scream for God’s sake. Since God gave Soma a soul God willed that your Made in China tech was able to bear her through development. She exists and she is still too young to be Sergei’s mate. Next thing you know her official age is going to be three…

Hallelujah’s “I’m gonna rape you” face.

I was saddened by the survival of that goddamn Jap Saji and that idiot Louise. Stupid Hallelujah just had to save them because only he knew what it was like to drift in space. He needs to respect Ms. Wang, a thousand lashes with a wet noodle. Good to know that in 300 years the cloud problems will still plague mankind. Still good to see that Gundam Jesus is guaranteed a role no matter how mundane every episode. Dynames Gundam Abraham kicks ass with his over sized pop gun that he can magically hide in his pants. Tieria gets all uppity and annoyed that he didn’t get to do jack shit yet again. Tieria is fucking Jody he stays on the ship hardly ever fires a shot and still collects pay while the others are out in the real world. If Hallelujah dies the Pink Cardigan might get Soma on the rebound because they both like pink.

She will break you…

While the toning down of the political aspect, aside from desecrating Old Glory, was most welcome, I am furious that they wasted my time with a fucking Jap Saji and Louise dayto. Really now what can they contribute to the war effort of any side?! Kinue can turn the JNN to a yellow journalism publication or a ministry of propaganda, but Jap Saji? What can he do except beg for money? Oh I know he can help Gundam Mary Magdalene beg for a handout. Louise is annoying as fuck, at least Ms. Wang has the common courtesy to change her clothes and take a bath once in a while, but Louise wears the same damn outfit every damn episode. Heck the space suit was the only new thing she has worn the whole damn time so far. Jap Saji and all of Celestial being are all guilty of not changing clothes and taking baths and showers. Graham and his crew get a pass since a uniform is a uniform and showers are mandatory, same thing goes for Sergei and Soma.

So you can beat up a cloud, unimpressive. Now release that bishie emo scream only your whiny face can defeat the fluffiness. Thus did Gundam Jesus keep his place as main emo character protagonist.

The absence of a Gundam Fight was most disheartening. Having Exia heroically slay a cloud was laughable. Really Setsuna you beat up a cloud? You can’t look cool beating a cloud. I can’t figure out how they can move that huge cannon, I am guessing pixies. Still I guess that in the next episode Gundam Jesus and Gundam Mary Magdalene meet up, I wonder what kind of bullshit chemistry they can have, not to mention that Mariana would be guilty of statutory rape in some countries. I guess why it’s good to be queen. Sumeragi disappoints yet again not only is she probably reeking of BO by now but she did not have the guts to slap the shit of Tieria like a real commander. I guess Ms. Wang’s job is to be a mouth piece for the computer and a Gundam Groupie. Ms. Wang has poor taste in men; she flirted with old farts and Saji… I guess Wang Liu Ming will forever be that underage Chinese seductress that tempts Jap men.

Those who pilot the fat Gundam don’t get the guys/girls either, not that you are interested dumping your right hand of course.

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