Do you want to have some “fun” with Miya Miya?
I think these people are telling you no. Like NO.
Warning: Spoilers from Bamboo Blade Episode 3
The thing is that Miya Miya is actually a very nice person unless your name is not called Tae and do not look like a bloody round chibi. Even thought many anime fans are rather round (stereotypes for the win!), we are not that short (thank god?). So, unless you fit the criteria, she doesn’t like you to stare at her breasts. Even if you are trying to recommend a nice gear for Kendo, it is not advisable to look at her breasts. That is because…..she is the most feared and revered beings of all beings, the yandere.
If you just about look at it with curiosity…
You are dead.
We all love scandals. Be it Dorama, some random gossip that does not even make sense (for example, that Crusader is in fact a megane tsundere that loves yaoi) or that TJ_Han has a chaotic good alignment. Nevertheless, Miya Miya is actually very nice. She lets you have her mobile to make an emergency call. However, there is a catch. If you as much as try to peek at her mobile phone to see if you can find the next sex scandal between her and the round chibi.
You are dead.
Women are jealous creatures. They can look like the most magnanimous people ever on Earth when you play with their boyfriend. However, if you ever do it way too often, it tends to annoy them just a little bit. They will not like it too much. It’s also an extremely bad idea to give an angry woman with the equipment to hurt. Do you know the ode that “a hungry man is an angry man indeed”? I am sure that you heard of “Hell has no fury like a woman scorned“.
In conclusion…
You are dead.
Miya Miya is perhaps the straightest girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She is devoted to you. She will never run away from you. Even if she is given an open invitation to have some hot yuri action with a girl who just wishes to die at every single moment, she will resist all attempts. That’s how good she is as a girlfriend. However, if you are a female, and continue to make advances at her…
You are dead.
Even if you open your legs wide…
You are dead.
Hence, the conclusion is simple: You are dead meat, my friend. Even being an absolute pimp will not save you anymore.
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rofl. nice one.
Impz doing a parody post? lolwut? Miyako wins so much.
>>Even being an absolute pimp will not save you anymore.
Since when, pray tell, did being an absolute pimp save anyone?
I seem to recall Makoto facing a rather inky ending…
Boobs. Over 9000.
Pimp got stabbed.
hahahahhahahah
i can’t wait to watch ep 3 when i saw the ending sequence of ep 2 and realised that miya miya is more than what she protray herself to be
*squeals at yaoi word*
LOL
yandare hahahahahhaa
This is blasphemy! This is madness!
@Zenical: You mean nice one or nice boat? FORCED MEME TIME!
@Totali: what’s wrong with me doing a parody post? you do know that I started off doing quite a few parody posts but just did not have the inspiration to do any recently until now. ^^ I know I don’t have tj’s ability to weave humor like a rapman but it’s still fun to do it.
@Lk: that’s the point. It’s the irony
@Drm: Nah, flat boobs. OVER 9000.
@Shinigami: you mean his head looped off. It’s amazing how I know this considering I watched only 1 minute of School days.
@Neko79: Ya, I was shocked silly when the supposedly moe blob miya miya turned out to be such a huge yandere. I mean, she is just bloody classic shock. What is so funny with yaoi though? @_@.
@Kyokii: You are dead too.
LOL! LOL! LOL! absolute pimp redirects to School Days wiki! LOL! XD~
where do you get the fansubs for ep 2 and ep 3????
only see ep 1 up
@Rollchan: @_@ yep yep. I just cannot get school days out of my head even though I didn’t watch any of it.
@gmanr26: hahaha, i am not even watching fansubs
@Impzie: School Days is a must for you to watch. You should WITNESS the story of 3 guys that turned into a love story. Hahaha! XD~
@Impz: you know how to read and write Jap? Wow, that’s cool! =P
Quote from Impzie: I just cannot get school days out of my head even though I didn’t watch any of it.
hmmm… ever played the game before? =D
That was an awesome post. Really. XD
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@Rollchan: hahah, i got turned off by the makoto factor after hearing what crusader has to say in instant messaging. I won’t watch it nevertheless.
@Mintie: hahaha, thanks!
I just watched the episode finally… I never thought my favorite show this fall would be sports shounen, but dear lords it is. Miya-miya is crazy-awesome. And so is this show.