School Days 8: You Forgot About Katsura?

Ya’ll know me still the same ol’ Kat
But I been low key
Hated on by most these bitches
Wit no cheese, no deals and no G’s, no wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles and no ski’s

At least the tears are not tears of joy, none of them deserve joy. So this school festival is most deserving of a carpet bombing. So many unfunny moments, but most importantly Setsuna has failed. She is a traitor. There is nothing more hateful in the world than a traitor. For this crime she must die a thousand times over. I can’t believe she kissed him. I believed in her! That thrice damned French loving loli-Jap. I should have known that she was as treacherous as the Vichy. She was not the one destined to kill them all; she is a Francophile for St. Nagatochi’s sake. Not the Norse Valkyrie of Doom I had so desperately waited for. At least Katsura is getting crazier… (Note: Lyrics based off of Forgot About Dre, by Dr. Dre and Eminem)

After slapping that bitch Sekai, Katsura begs the common whore to leave Itou alone, but Sekai is still in need of advice on whether to stop. Sekai being dumber than I thought needs someone else to do all the thinking for her. I guess all she is just three holes and two lumps. At any rate Seaki asks the dumbest question she could ever ask, “what can she do?” Well some long forgotten Chinese warlord of old answered this one long before Sekai polluted this unhappy world with her birth. If you cannot attack then defend. If you cannot defend, retreat. If you cannot retreat…die! Yep since Sekai can’t beat anything except for Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her piss soaked panties she cannot attack Katsura. Since she can’t fight off the lecherous bastard Makoto, she can’t defend her sorry self either. She insists on staying with some one who makes her cry so she won’t retreat. Well I do hope Sekai dies then; it is the only choice left for the damned whore.

So what do you say to somebody you hate
Or anybody tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Just study your tape of NWA.
One day Kat was walkin by
Wit a walkmen on
When she caught a Sekai givin her an awkward eye
And strangled Sekai off in the parkin lot wit her Karl Kani
Kat don’t give a fuck if it’s dark or not (Sekai deserved much worse, Katsura you are being too merciful it did not even bruise)

Itou that lousy dick says that break-ups are not really a complete severing of ties. Oh really you son of a bitch, I bet your divorced parents fuck all the time and with different people. I guess this divorce things means that they meet up in hotels and other such places that I wish to burn to the ground. Yes divorce means you get to keep everything and the ex-wife has to give you a blow job every day. Of course this must be it in the happy land that is Anime Japan in your fucking woman hating ways must be amplified by a thousand fold. Damn makes me wish Anime America would really ratchet up that occupation you fuckers bitch incessantly about with some secret police goodness. You’re cheating just admit it you ugly bag of mostly water. Itou did not fool Taisuke he just ran off at the sight of such a hideous pile ape shit. Itou is one lazy fucker too he moans and gets depressed about two whole hours of light labor. I guess these doormats can’t do hard labor, good to know that Itou wants to live off a handout. If he does that any charity that gives him free stuff ought to be labeled terrorist and have its funds frozen until they tell Itou to fuck the hell off.

Losing two whole hours where could spend wanking off makes Itou cry. Oh how fucking tragic that he loses waning time even though he has his happy time for +22 hours a day. In fact he not only mates in public he wanks off in public too. Sekai is too spineless to say anything. Why else would the fucker sit in the back of the class with no one around? Sekai does not count as a person; she counts as 1/1000 of any member of the prokaryote Domain. Her excuse was that Itou said “he needed her.” Right…and I need you to kill Itou or die, care to oblige me as well? Sekai makes me sick. Good grief, Katsura confronts her and pleads with her to back off and yet nothing. Really now quit crying bitch. I wish Seaki’s mom takes her to a dressing room and beats the crap out Sekai. Sekai could use a good pummeling.

Now Sekai wanna run around and talk about guns
Like Kat ain’t got none
What Sekai think Kat sold ‘em all
Cause Kat stays well off
Now all Kat get is hate mail all day sayin Kat fell off

Setsuna, that traitor, asks Itou who he loves and guess what…the lousy fucker has no real answer just like the fuckers who go into politics. Setsuna you fucking moron you can’t even interrogate the bastard properly. You chose a wide open well lit place to question him. What the fuck?! That is the worst interrogation chamber I have ever seen, no tight spaces, or random electrical shocks. Setsuna ought to know better than to trust the first few statements that Itou makes. You have to break his limbs first and then his fingers. After twenty minutes on the thumb screw then maybe you can trust what he says. Actually put his mating mechanism in a vise just to be sure that when he talks he is telling everything he knows.

He feels “at ease” with Sekai. Haruhi-sama forbid that he likes her because the bitch has her legs spread every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Even Setsuna knows what a cheap prostitute Sekai is. She saw you two mate in your hovel. Sekai so horny she love you long time, girlfriend Sekai ten dolla. She do everything. Worse still after telling Katsura off she releases Itou the bastard from his manual labor to visit Sekai. Itou runs into Katsura and guess what Sekai’s whorish ways have now become the stylish thing to do.

What do you do when those damn slutty waitresses invade your space with a two to one advantage? Simple, shoot twice.

Katsura tells Itou to grope and rape her while her loli is not home. Great, hopefully Itou will now have to deal with two angry pregnant women soon enough. Itou says that he is terrible. I say fuck no. Itou should never be associated with the moniker the Terrible. Ivan the Terrible was at least good for terrorizing the Boyars and was at first a decent tsar. Ivan the Terrible was good at mocking his enemies. Itou however is good for nothing. Ivan the Terrible has folktales that paint him as a good chum and a friend of the the peasant. Itou is an exploiter of the people, a parasite.

So what do you get when two idiots share a room? Well apparently you get a clusterfuck. Sekai goes on and on about how what they are doing is wrong. However it does not dawn upon her to break up while they still can. Really what is the point of admitting your wrong when you can still redeem yourself, yet refuse to do so? Itou argues that since it feels so good it cannot possibly be wrong and then forces her to the ground spilling some filthy Sekai made tea. Itou wants to mate and he wanted to mate then and there. He even dared to tell Sekai to clean it up later. Well I see that Itou is firmly in the women’s job camp. Itou not only wants a handout he wants a woman to do everything for him! I guess his mommy still has to dress him every day. Sekai is not only a whore she is a hikkomori whore. Seems every time the over sized condom is sad she locks herself in her wee little room. Oh how sad, how unfair the world is to poor slutty Sekai. What did she do to the world to make it hate her so much? I can name quite a few, yet Sekai still insists upon feigning ignorance. She suffers the most even if she is never wanting of food, warmth, and shelter. Who could be so cold to punch her in face and push her into traffic? I could. Just like every first world fucker who is never found wanting for food and shelter that bitches incessantly about how unfair the world is, I would like to liquidate her to free up those under used resources for redistribution.

Ahhhhhh! My eyes they burn! Those thunder thighs are a crime against humanity.

Come time for the festival things take a nose dive. Seems Otome and her Gang of Four have built a mating room inside the haunted house. First off it is about as romantic and private as as used portable toilet that has been baking in the summer sun. I want it destroyed absolutely and without mercy. In fact screw using a GPS guided bunker buster, I want this place destroyed the old fashioned way with incendiary bombs and lots of collateral damage. They are all tainted so we must kill them all to prevent a larger outbreak. I want the whole town looking like Tokyo after LeMay paid them a visit. I knew that they were making teenage p0rn I want them arrested at once and tried as adults. Sadly in anime Japan there is no justice so the fuckers get away with it. All this mating proves to me that Katsura is in dire need of the Great Persuader, or what most people call a flamethrower. With the Great Persuader Katsura can persuade Sekai to come out and play whenever Sekai holes up in her room. Remember my little pyromaniac, when in doubt burn her out and shoot any one who is dumb enough to run. Also you could light Sekai up at her ahoge first and watch her burn like a candle. Katsura should persuade Otome and her Gang of Four to play nice, and nothing is made up of sugar, spice, and everything nice like a burnt corpse. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Setsuna and her little cafe scheme made me cringe. I think that Sekai is a pig and a pig is a pig no matter how much you doll it up. I hated the fact that they tried to be all orderly about it. Setsuna just shut up; don’t give any more commands like you are some sort of officer or NCO. You are not in a mecha suit I can kill your entire class with a Red Ryder BB gun. You have not only failed me you have made thigh highs look bad. You are not inspiring I would sooner mutiny than do much as ever say yes ma’am. If nothing else the next time Japan goes to war I hope they leave Setsuna in charge that way the war will be over quickly with them as the losers. I think Hamas should quit bombing Israel and instead go to Itou’s school and target that. At least I know every fucker in that cafe deserves to die. You fucking heathens even dared to disgrace Taps. It is a tune played on every US base to honor those who came before and those who fell in service to the US. It is played at funerals for US soldiers. It was played to honor the dead of both sides during the American Civil War. Is there nothing that you motherfuckers would not defile?! Christmas has been lost to you motherfuckers as some sick mating season, and now you wish to dishonor the dead! If the dead don’t count then burn your fucking Yasakuni Shrine you goddamn hypocrites. For this crime I demand a nuclear strike immediately to remind them of why Haruhi-sama hates all of them. Worst festival ever, I am fucking furious that they used Taps during a segment of their glorious failure. Play your own damned music you cocksuckers, shit you lost the last war so you ought to have a funeral tune too.

If it was up to Kat
You muthafuckas would stop comin up to Kat
Wit your hands out lookin up to me
Like you want somethin free
When Kat’s last class was out you wasn’t bumpin me
But now that Kat got this little company
Everybody wanna come to her like it was some disease
But you won’t get a crumb from me
Cause she’s from the streets of Compton (Oh how fucking nice the “lounge.” Instead of that how about being part of my “Final Solution to the Teenage Problem.” I have something better than a lounge for you, it’s a whole camp with huge bakery and co-ed showers. Oh the almond smell? That is nothing…)

So then we get to why Setsuna even likes the bastard seems that she mistook Itou’s woman’s job attitude as a compliment. It was the dumbest group of lines I have ever heard. just thinking about the converstaion would give anyone an aneurysm. Setsuna the Stupid I dare say the only reason why he boosted your ego was because he did not want to expend so much as a calorie to do manual labor. As for preventing boys from picking on you, no one picks on the loli character, no one. Itou’s story about not letting them treat you like shit was as true as Japan being an innocent victim in the last world war, just pure grade A bull shit. You can tell that he was lying when he said that he would actually fight. We all know that Itou can only beat a brave retreat. Hell Setsuna can beat up Itou. Rescue, haha. Itou can’t stand for a woman being treated that way, oh that is a good one. So according to Itou it is okay to grope and rape, but it is not okay to make fun of girls. Good because I would much prefer to throw sticks and stones at them rather than words. Fucking sissies.

So Setsuna wants to leave Sekai in good hands. How about Allstate motherfucker? No decides Setsuna how about leaving Sekai in the caring hands of Itou…Really what a great idea leaving a distraught emo and stupid whore in the hands of an alleged boyfriend that cannot say whether or not he likes Sekai. Fucking Brilliant! You know it’s just about as good of idea as leaving some douche named Brownie as head of FEMA. I smell success already. Hell forget any other candidate Itou is the most caring bastard in the world, Nanami is too evil, and Kuroda is a dumbass. However Itou just oozes responsibility. If you ever have kids Setsuna and I know you will carry Itou’s bastard offspring, how about inviting all their myspace pals for a sleep over?

Fuck you too Setsuna call the cops
Kat gonna kill you and that loud ass muthafuckin barkin Itou
And when the cops came through
Kat stood next to a burnt down school
Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still wasn’t found out
From here on out it’s the Katsura 2
Startin today and tomorrows the new
And she’s still loco enough
To choke Sekai to death wit a Charleston chew

In the end Setsuna kisses the motherfucker. Good thing crazy Katsura saw the whole thing. I hope Katsura sends Setsuna to France in itty bitty pieces.