Uh…mein Kaiser, dead silence means that you are on your own, Itou’s hands are in his pants again. You won’t be getting much out of him…

Perhaps it is because I had to work weekend duty this week, but for some reason I am feeling much more anger than usually. It’s not enough that a few individual characters have to die now, I want them decimated. I want the school to be purged the Roman way, every tenth student is to be beaten to death by his/her peers. It will be done again and again until every single two bit idiot dies. If they refuse… well let’s crucify them along the Appian Way. At least Katsura is turning towards the dark side…so not all is yet lost I guess.

Yep you will ALWAYS be his girlfriend. You are a woman, you are mad…

My Hero Setsuna has unwittingly fallen into disgrace. I blame Sekai and her little web of lies. I commend Setsuna for trying to erect a barrier against Katsura, as it was the right thing to do. If you believed that Sekai was telling the truth about Makoto and Katsura breaking up that is. Setsuna was a faithful friend and thus believed her trusted friend. I hold no malice against her for that. She was deceived and betrayed by a so called friend and she is now forced to be cold towards Katsura in order to ensure that there is no interference from the “ex”-girlfriend. Thus it was easy to believe that Katsura was trying to win Itou back even though Sekai was now the “girlfriend.” Katsura put the damn fucker Itou on a pedestal and is still trying to vie for his attentions. Still I fail to see why Setsuna wastes her loyalty to that treacherous bitch Sekai. Her belongings are still boxed up in her new Tower of Justice. A true friend would have helped her move and settle in. As far as I can tell Sekai has done no such thing! Truly Sekai is unworthy of such a friend.

Good to know that tiny little Setsuna is capable of low level password hacking. Unfortunately, the Obsidian Order, Tal Shiar, and Section 31 are a bit more demanding of their hackers. At the very least I can at least have faith in her ability to look inspiring. Nevertheless the class did not sound very enthusiastic, perhaps Setsuna needs to find new ways to motivate them. Sadly, asking Sekai to train the waitresses is a big mistake; the cafe will turn into a bordello. Tsuruya-san you are not Setsuna, but you can grow up to be just like her just start by ditching your useless whore friend. When that cafe opens I will have no choice, but to use a tactical nuclear weapon. The risk is far too great; to let there be more than one Sekai in world is unacceptable. I hope her sidekick Tanaka the Tank is going to beat Itou to a pulp for letting Setsuna do most of the grunt work.

There is no greater weapon than a jilted woman and her rifle. Now to get this jilted woman her rifle…

Setsuna’s class mates are not innocent either not one of them willingly volunteered to help Setsuna. Clubs?! What kind of bullshit excuse is that? What a bunch of fucking pukes, they are the biggest bunch of unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit I have ever encountered. At least a D&D nerd has the will to work to get his money for a new book, but these god damned Jap students are afraid of work…

Poor Setsuna is far too trusting. I like my friends they are crazy enough to play games with me and stand within 30 meters of me. However, even I know that the stories your friends tell you are like sea stories, they are to be taken with a sea’s worth of salt. It is good to trust your friends, but it is also wise to be aware that they like grunts also tend to exaggerate, a lot. You know the deal that enemy squad is all of a sudden a platoon, then a division, then a corps, and by the end they make it seem as if the whole enemy army was right there in front of them. Right…and they were sober the whole time in theater too. So Sekai told Setsuna that she was his girlfriend and that they had breakfast. However there were a few incorrect details in Sekai’s story. Sekai was not Itou’s girlfriend. Sekai was an over sized organic vibrator. He did not make her breakfast. He made himself breakfast and Sekai got the scraps, namely the eggshells and his used tissue. But otherwise Sekai was right.

Yeah don’t put any effort in building a trap you lazy bitches. Gee with fucking two days it took you guys to figure this one out I could have laid a minefield that would have blown a mouse sky high if it even farted.

Speaking of Sekai, as I spit upon her name, is also a faithless friend whose lust has caused her to lie. It’s not just a simple lie she’s letting people believe that it is the truth. She allows and complements the nasty rumor that Katsura has been dumped. I hate liars who pretend that their lies are the truth and do everything they can to sell it as the truth. I think she deserves to cry and suffer for her treachery. If that is as hard as she has ever had it then I say she has led an easy life. She can’t even face the truth. So sickening is her mere presence that her stupid little waitress outfit seemed like some pathetic attempt at reclaiming her charm and modesty. Bitch please; I have never hated waitresses as I did until I saw Sekai in that half assed costume. In fact Sekai should go about naked so that she can never bring dishonor upon any profession. In fact let’s glue on Itou to her ass as well that way even strippers won’t be accused of being Sekais.

Sekai deserves to walk on all fours. She is not human. Besides she has been sleeping around long enough to have no need for clothes. So what if it is getting cold? There are far more deserving people who could use that clothing and keep it on. She should just stay in Itou’s room all the time you don’t even need to lock her up she isn’t going anywhere, for such is her degraded state. If she wants to mate in the cold I suggest she put on some weight to get that blubber protection that whales need. Itou will still mate with her, and Sekai will have that larger bust that she has always wanted. So what if the bitch snuggles against a pillow while crying her little heart huge moral vacuum out, she’s with Itou any girl would cry after mating with him. You know she was sleeping with the pillow too. In fact such is the quantity of bodily fluids and fecal matter on the pillow that it has been used as evidence that Itou possesses WMDs. Thank goodness too because now I can invade Itou’s lair in a preemptive strike.

So going to a McDonald’s knock off is now considered “romantic.” Let me guess you are paying…at least it was cheap. All it cost you was a blow job and a quickie.

Really there was never a formal break up; Sekai has no right to act as if she is the girlfriend. Arranging dates, and mating every damn day as if they were newly weds or something. Bitch please get a real job damn it. Pole dancing for one yen is just pathetic. Being a teenage whore does make for being a decent mother. Sekai presumes too much. I delight in the fact that she is distraught. I want the guilt and the truth of the matter to gnaw at her unceasingly even while she is mating. You know her ass is going to get ditched the minute Katsura puts out or even Otome. Itou is a pervert the only way she can keep him is to get surgery. I do believe that the hundreds upon thousands of dollars required will be gladly paid for by Sekai after she takes out a bad loan. Go ahead and weave your little web of lies… The more you do the greater the body count shall be. To be honest I should thank her for bringing in her little friends into the picture. More emo teens in dire need of extermination! Oh, be still my black heart. Now they can all watch as one by one they are hunted down and destroyed by the boogie man. Who is this boogey man well…

When Katsura becomes an infamous sniper she will be dubbed the boogey man by the superstitious and stupid locals. These locals believe in cell phones that bring love, and bonfire dances that stop infidelity. In this land there is some idiot perception that guns kill people without operators and hobby knives don’t. As such the local gangsters only have puny pistols and the cops have sticks… Nevertheless, Katsura is fast becoming the highly motivated killing machine that I want her to be. In fact we need to give her a sniper rifle right now. Make it bolt action so that she can precisely target Itou’s crotch and Sekai’s baby maker. Semi automatic has too much vertical shot dispersion for the amount of pain we all want inflicted upon the cast. Otome and the Gang of Four should be shot in the knees, slowly. That way they can all watch as their fellows drag their carcasses away from one another as their treacherous nature forces them to believe that it is every bitch for herself. The school has a high enough vantage point and it is so easy to get roof access. Itou and Sekai are avoiding it so it makes for one heck of a sniper’s nest. Remember my little school top shooter, “heart or head either way they are dead.”

I agree turning that scarf into a noose is a great idea. Might I suggest a random method of selection for your victims. Nothing will put the fear into your class mates like random terror…

This isolation of her will force her to become that lone gunman I want her to be. It’s you against the whole school. No one can help you so stop being timid or polite. They already have unjustly labeled her, thus it matters not if she now gives them a real reason to do so. The female student body makes me fucking sick, they believe in a rumor and shun her. I hope they all fucking die at the hands of the boogey man. So Katsura tears up her present which she worked so hard on making. You know what I hope she realized that a muffler for Christmas is a lousy gift. Katsura should gift the heads of Otome and her Gang of Four. With their mouths wide open, and as a bonus give Itou the remains of their baby makers too. That is the best gift she can give as Otome and her Gang of Four are pretty much just a loud obnoxious mouth and a mating mechanism. Better still give Itou the head and baby maker of Sekai too. It would mean the za-wouldo to him. As for that most righteous smiting I am elated that it has finally happened. That’s it Katsura, Haruhi-sama gave you claws so you could use them! However, I lament the fact that it was just a slap and not a round house that broke Sekai’s jaw. Not only would that have been awesome, Itou and Seaki will be unable to have fellatio. Now things can only escalate from a slap. What is next I wonder, a punch, a kick, or how about a stab or a slitting of someone’s throat?

Otome and her Gang of Four (the banshees) have some nerve. This is why I have long demanded equality among the sexes. That way I don’t have to shed more tears when they happen to get in the way of bullets and munitions moving in their general direction. I won’t have to hear cries of foul either when they run themselves into my knife. I don’t need proof that they are dangerous. They are all obviously guilty if being little sneaky punks. They are incapable of individual action; such creatures reside in a region beyond the rules of accepted behavior. They have chosen to be bullies… They say treat others as you would treat yourself. So they treat Katsura like crap therefore they want to be treated like crap. It is only just and polite to oblige them…

Oh shit I think I am going to be sick…Let me guess you stole that outfit just like you stole Itou. At least its is almost worth stealing, almost.

So they were complaining about not getting enough wood. It seems that they need more for their wooden vibrator as the banshees need the splintering effect to build up structural integrity in their mating mechanisms for the day they join Sekai in Itou’s harem or as I call it, hell. It also seems that they want the wood for free. I guess that in the future they will be living off charity as well because they don’t like paying for stuff. So Otome and Gang of Four fans work hard they are counting on you for their handout! It is no doubt a thankless job for none of them ever use the phrase “thank you.” They might break a nail on the way to the lumber yard. Boo hoo, break a nail what a fucking tragedy…It is sadder than Darfur. So if you love Otome and her Gang of Four please steal from your local charity and give all those goods to them. They fucking deserve it because they need to look pretty…and work makes them sweat.

It also seems that the girls’ basketball team is also in need of purging. The creatures have also stolen a camcorder to make p0rn. Not only are these sick fuckers under aged, ugly, and slutty they are fucking lazy to boot. Their whole team sucks too, even the Washington Generals and New York Nationals can beat them. They can’t even run an extension cord for their stuff, so they buy environmentally hazardous batteries. They don’t want to operate the thing so they drive up the cost of flash memory and thus making mp3 players more expensive. I have no idea what their plans are assuming they have one, but that is the most lazily drawn map I have ever seen. Heck the World of Warcraft map at least looks like a map, but what a maze? Am I supposed to be overawed by the crooked lines, lack of scale, lack of grid north, lack of magnetic north, and lack of true north azimuths? Maybe that ugly looking Japanese is supposed to impress this gaijin?

Ah the infamous hooker shoes of Sekai the slutty. What the? Would you look at that…Makoto is too stupid to even tie shoe laces. I guess he needs his hands in in pants all of the time.

Also who the fuck was that rather boorish looking woman, what was her name… Nanami. Good grief what fucking crappy name. What the fuck is her excuse? I wonder if her parents ever had any children that lived. I bet they regret that. I think that the best part of this boorish woman came out of the crack of her mom’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. As a friend of Sekai and Otome she must be a jealous faithless whore too. I bet this boyfriend she speaks of exists only in her little world. I look forward to seeing it crushed with vigor and without mercy. Who the fuck does she think she is? Taisuke is a pervert. He hit on Katsura not the other way around. This bitch Nanami must have selective hearing. Some friend, she didn’t help Setsuna move in either. Nanami’s hair looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, the bitch needs a haircut. She must die too for being stupid and ugly. Oh and stepping up for the perverts bravo mother fucker. You should mate with them as a reward for your loyal dog like servitude and placing them on a pedestal. I wished Katsura would have gotten good and sore. I wanted Katsura to be mad. I wish Katsura just socked Nanami then and there. Them was fighting words. Remeber Katsura that just because she’s down does not mean you stop hitting her.

Lastly and certainly least that son of a bitch Itou… What a spineless sack of shit. He can’t even commit to blow up doll Sekai, he chases boobs. Don’t give me this is all natural and therefore good crap either. This is a big load of bull shit as far as I am concerned. Such idiot logic was created by people who dabbled in sophistry that had no idea what they were talking about. Back in an age beyond memory the natural order of things for humans ran along the lines of running about barely clothed, fighting off predators, and defecating anywhere and every where. Any idiot who argues that this primitive natural lifestyle in Africa is all good and makes it a wonderful continent should be exiled to Zimbabwe. President for Life Mugabe would love to have your dumb ass running around half naked, fighting off his death squads predators, and making you shit all over your stupid self.

Aww… you’re breaking my heart. I feel so fucking sorry for you. It is not your fault, if Haruhi-sama wanted you to be happy she would have miracled it already. The best conclusion you can ever draw is that the pillow is a better lover than Itou.

The nerve of that mother fucker Itou is beyond words. So he funking ditches Katsura, doesn’t even bother to tell her that he likes to “practice” with Sekai more, and now he is getting fucking jealous and possessive. Hold on there you son of bitch; so you want your cake and eat it too?! Just wow. I thought that cheaters were just scum in dire need of retribution. However if they want to be jealous and possessive of the one they fucking cheat on…well I would not hesitate to label them as undesirables and move them to some prime Siberian real estate in beautiful Kolyma. They can make money by mining for gold and subsist on salty fish. Of course these undesirables will be under the protection of the People’s Commissariat for Internal Affairs or NKVD for short. After they get rich they can stay for years at a time Lubyanka Resort in glorious Red Square which also has a damn good view of Siberia too.

What the fuck was up with that sad music while Itou pretended to care? It was as if the studio thought that we would all be dumb enough to buy Itou’s “poor Katsura” line. Bullshit maybe some emo kid needs this stupid shit for their make believe suffering, but I doubt that those people are still around. They probably committed suicide by now to be with Sekai. Itou has no right to care at this point; he should just grope her so that Sekai can get all mean and stabby too. Itou you are a worthless pile of shit just be fucking honest and stop pretending like you are a nice guy. We all know that you are anything but. You aren’t fooling anyone not even yourself. The more honest you are the more your insignificant number of supporters can praise you for being an asshole and your most impressive consumption of tissue. Besides we all know that in crapfests like these the nice guys always lose to the spineless pervert or woman hating He-man. The creatures around Itou are as dull as bricks. Only Setsuna has seen through your pitiful disguise. It is not that Itou is cunning or smart, the only reason why this shit storm is happening is because just about every girl in his school is a whore and incredibly stupid.

Trick or Treat Mother Fucker!

Well next time there is going to be a fucking dance. I’d be excited, but rather than going to a dance, prom, school festival, or any other such money wasting pastimes I’d much rather use the money more constructively. I would have preferred to get some riot gear and tear gas and get medieval on my teenage peers. I hope that this fire is going to burn somebody. Whoever dances with Itou is going to be one dead bitch. I wonder what contrived use that stupid camcorder is going to be used for; I wonder if those cocksuckers in the girls basketball team can even operate it.

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