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School Days 3: Douche Bags and the Ladies Who Love Them

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This picture tells me that Kotonoha was purchased instead of wooed.

Makoto is without a doubt the embodiment of all that is base in men, he is not a man of the modern age he belongs in the dark ages when ignorance ran amok and idiots crowned themselves kings to go off on idiot adventures like trying to free the Holy Land with badly disciplined heavy cavalry. Episode 3 just adds more fuel to what hopefully will be his funeral pyre burning at the stake for being a sinful heretic and blasphemer.

So Makoto plans on taking Katsura by force within the week. He plans on invading her home at the earliest opportunity and gets much more excitable when he learns that an imouto is also in the residence. His eagerness to invade, rape, and pillage clearly shows the next day at lunch with his incessant inquiries into the matter. Despite Sekai’s correct assessment that pervert Makoto is moving too quickly and Katsura should resist such actions, Katsura being the submissive bitch that she is says that it’s “okay.” Sekai puts Makato in a choke hold but fails to twist his neck to the point of snapping.

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Hello? Hi little girl are mommy and daddy home? No, my sister is out dating leaving me home alone…

After lunch Katsura gets bullied by Otome-san for neglecting her paper work. The other students agree that she is indeed neglecting her work for a boyfriend. They promptly move to higher ground while Katsura catches up on her paper work she has put off. Idiot Itou and Krazy Katsura then board the train Makoto asks what is wrong, though without an ounce of sincerity. Katsura being a mute fapping object that she is declines to answer. Makoto then gropes her on the train in full view of a friend of Sekai’s. Soon word reaches Sekai about his insolence, though she insists that they are not involved in that way, setting off bull shit meters around the globe.

At the sorry excuse of a school Sekai berates Makoto for his actions. It turns out that Katsura opted to take the bus than ride the train, just about the smartest thing she has done so far. Sadly Idiot Itou and Krazy Katsura make up during lunch while Sekai holds a lunch press conference disavowing any knowledge of Itou’s terrorist activities. Despite taking a step forward Katsura joins Itou for lunch and surrenders to terms more humiliating than France’s 1940 armistice. She agrees to let him into her home, for what can only mean one thing, Makoto wants to mate. Meanwhile Sekai is getting a visit from Setsuna at her job in the most woman hating cafe in the world. Setsuna’s clairvoyance easily sees past Sekai’s “friend” facade but none the less supports Sekai on her damned foolish idiot idealistic crusade to retake the heart of Itou.

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So faster slave. Holy shit you barely lasted five feet. Sis you boyfriend is a puny human and a weakling I could kick his ass.

Next day Itou puts on his only set of dating clothes and goes off to grope and fondle the Katsura imouto. Much to my pleasure Katsura the younger says the darnest things. Seems the notion of Itou and Katsura the elder being lovers is shattered by the mere fact that Itou does not refer to Katsura the elder by her first name. They resolve to do so to hide their stupidity and faithlessness. At the train station Itou again makes his most hateful and disgusting visage in anticipation for a kiss, Kotonoha just gives him one on the cheek. Once back in his dank dark tissue wad infested lair Itou tells Sekai that dating Katsura is tiring.

Impression: Well that was much ado about nothing. While my hatred for Itou grows with each passing episode my disdain for Katsura the elder seems to be increasing as well. While my views on teenage and under aged mating are now considered conservative and quaint, I cannot help but despise Katsura for not drawing a line in the sand. Makoto has the nerve to try a mating ritual before meeting her parents and indeed the rest of her family. The thing that love entails includes having to play nice with the family of your significant other they cannot be ignored due to a frenzy of lust. Kotonoha is the kind of bitch that refuses to try and save herself and ascribes to some idiot notion of having a prince charming dote upon her and provide her with the courage to face this uncaring world.

If Itou is the epitome of all that is base about doormats, Kotonoha is the epitome of all that is wrong with the harem model of womanhood. She is what I call the submissive enabler for the crimes of Itou. Little miss rich could not survive out in the real world no freaking way since the minute she steps outside she will end up in some Thai massage parlor in Bangkok. Her blind devotion to Itou makes me cringe if that is all that she lives for then she can never truly live unless made or kept so by the exertions of people better than her. If she got arrested for being party to Itou’s perversions she would try and plead that she was just doing as she was doing what she was ordered to do with the mistaken impression that such an excuse is valid. As for Itou being tired, he must certainly have the least muscle mass in anime history. Serious relationships are not based upon attempted matings; they require effort, sacrifice, fidelity, and devotion to the one you love, not this over emphasis on lust. Make no mistake Itou for you day shall come; love and lust are not one and the same.

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Being Itou’s girlfriend and getting groped on the train can’t make for a good time. Still she is without a doubt evil, for she forces men over 17 to the back of the bus like second class citizens.

Itou’s belief that Kotonoha is simply being shy appalls me. If she is not ready then she is not ready no man has the right to force a woman to be ready when she is not. Maybe in Japan this forcing of intercourse is acceptable, but in the rest of the world it is called rape. As much as I loathe Katsura, even I would not wish such an ignominious fate upon her, inevitable though it maybe. I also feel disgusted that they spend more time with fan service than blood. I get it School Days staff both Sekai and Kotonoha have over sized chests! Big fucking deal! I don’t give a rat’s ass if they are unrealistically big gazongas. It’s not moe it is a mark of laziness and your need to compensate for something. Idiots are not moe never were, never will be. Give Sekai a knife and Kotonoha a saw and a glimmer of intelligence to use it for bloody sake.

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  1. arcanes July 29th, 2007 5:06 am

    I hope they will kill each other eventually. when I first heard about the bloody endings the game has. I thought the girls must be crazy. but when I watch the anime now, they are not crazy. they, and the guy are insane!. please die. and I hope we don’t meet in hell :)

  2. Dave July 29th, 2007 5:45 am

    Think this is bad, wait till you see ep4. Seriously, do guys and girls this demented really exist?

  3. rollchan July 29th, 2007 8:45 am

    hahahahaha! i can’t wait for the review on ep. 4! way to go Makoto! ehehe!

  4. [...] Everybody hates Makoto, it seems. Me, I just find him clueless in the way I was at that age, though he’s more blatant and indiscreet than I was. This is a show where the awkwardness between the principal three characters gives me that familiar shiver of recognition up the spine. You really can’t expect high schoolers to be emotionally astute. Makoto might be especially insensitive–people have rightly hammered him for ignoring Kotonoha on their first date, one part that I did find unrealistic (a guy like that doesn’t seem like he gets lots of dates, and considering how he was squealing like a girl about what he was going to wear, you’d think he’d be stupidly enraptured by his girl). He’s especially dense to miss the signal that Sekai did with that kiss in episode 1. But it’s only an exaggeration of reality, I think–I know plenty of guys who have missed signals the girl thought was patently obvious. [...]

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