Katsura-san you are planning to kill him yes?

So after being left in shock at the train station Ito goes out on a date with Kotonoha. Being a standard Japanese doormat that is beneath contempt he manages to have an epic fuck up…

Ito first mistake was to buy a book on dating. Now bear in mind these books are written by a bunch of blue balled no good chauvinist pigs. As Ito bought one he is obviously a pig that thinks women are too stupid to catch on to his artificiality. His second mistake was to look at p0rn in public, and she finds out. At this point had Kotonoha left she would have earned my respect, as she did not she needs a kick in the teeth. Ito then has the gall to go off and play video games by himself, I like video games, but what the hell was he thinking. For a date the only time you should be playing in an arcade is either a co-op rail shooter or racing. Don’t touch the fighting games that is a big mistake. Not to settle for second palce in epically bad date he starts trying to kiss her, on the first date! for his insolence Ito must be dragged aout and shot, his parents as well for raising such a miserable creature its not murder its accountability.

Here old friend I have something that will make sure your date shall go smoothly. Sold for 599 USD. You bastard, what kind of girl do you think I am?!

Luckily for Kotonoha the train whisks the pervert away. The next day Sekai is horrified by what she hears, but Ito being the abusive male pig that he is begins blaming her and tries to plead that he did nothing wrong when even a blind man could see that he royally fucked up. Sekai gives him two tickets and tells him to apologize and try again. As weird and stupid as it sounds Kotonoha elects to go on another date with the perverted Ito. Setsuna, yuri pal of Sekai, points out how much out a waste and crime against the world giving aid to Ito was. So they go to movies and watch a p0rno movie, brilliant. Now here’s the kicker the movie plot is just a very thinly way to foreshadow the love triangle that is taking place. Ito tries to feel her up and again has the gall to try and kiss her under the pretense that she is being shy. Hell Ito is that prick rapist in those government presentations on rape prevention, saying that she was shy and she didn’t really say no. Kotonoha finally give Ito the bitch slap that he so richly deserves.

Oh, the Victoria Secret Catalog. Fap Fap. Hehehe No one will ever guess what I am doing with my hand in my pants even with that mess on the walls.

Ito then gets all emo and prickish with Sekai, the teacher blames Sekai, because he is in league with Ito, he too must die. Ito desperately tries to catch Kotonoha but gets intercepted by another twit named Otome Kato, until she starts wielding weapons with deadly intent she too is beneath contempt so long as she remains interested in Ito. After stalking Kotonoha for the better part of the day he finally corners her and asks her to meet him at the train station. Kato scrambles to intercept while Kotonoha is trying to get to the bus station. Kotonoha succumbs to Sekai’s Force Persuasion and goes the train stop. Ito and Kotonoha agree to become a couple Ito pretends to apologize, but Kotonoha is so fucking submissive that she apologies for being groped. Kotonoha and her family must now be purged for the greater good of humanity such submissiveness can never come to any good. In the name of Haruhi-sama they must be excised.

Impression: After seeing this travesty of dates, the blood of every righteous man and woman should be afire! Ito’s mere existence is an affront to Haruhi-sama. What sort of pathetic creature can dare claim any decency when he attempted twice to ravage a lady even one as dense as Kotonoha. Still I find Kotonoha’s apology to be most infuriating. She has no reason to apologize; it only emboldens the terrorist perverts and abusive boyfriends. She needs to show deadly intent soon or she will have squandered all chances of redemption.

Hold it right there Ito the rapist. What the… Bitch why the fuck are you apologizing? Is your name Ito the rapist or are you hard of hearing?

I remember my first date very well, much to my displeasure, but never did I even think about doing any of the things that Ito did. P0rn in public on a date? He might as well strip down and grab some lotion at that point…ugh but it was to be expected he can barely read. I cannot wait for Ito to die, the longer he lives the more joy shall all derive from his demise. Hell even I knew that kissing on the first or even second date is a big mistake, and I am about as evil and deranged as they get.

According to the Ito-sutra all men must practice their kissing. Iyaa I am such a good kisser I practiced so much om my own ass. Pucker up Katsura-san never mind that I forgot to use a mint.

Kotonoha should have just simply walked away when she had the chance I have no idea what Sekai is thinking. However, it must be suitably evil as true evil is more than merely creating mayhem it’s about throwing around fire balls and razing Ito’s house with him in it. Kotonoha seems very wealthy and thus is losing my respect even if she claims to have been overly developed for a long time. Since she has dealt with sleaze bags before; she is even dafter to become a couple with one of the worst of these perverted idiots.

Angry Rant: The over use of tilting the camera that made the characters sideways really got to me it annoys me to no end it made me feel like I am trying to look up their skirt. Now that may be something that Ito would do, but what the fuck are they trying to lump in the audience with that skirt flipping punk bitch?!

The OP was a montage of undressed women how fucking creative of the staff! They need to burn in hell for their lack of imagination and trying to sell this with sex instead of blood. It reminds me of why I never got into these sorts of games, I don’t find these overly endowed vacuum headed three word vocabulary nympho characters attractive, they are freaking pathetic barely worth the bullets needed to kill them. Ito is the epitome of typical loser harem male he’s one of the few that deserve to be nuked.

Chuu. Chuu. Out fucking standing Ito the rat you can now suck golf balls out of a garden hose. I always thought that your face was naturally fucked up, but now I see you had to work on it.

They need to make ero-games that understand that the hottest thing in the world for non-loser males are women who are smarter than they are. All these ero-games are targeted towards the perverted Itos of the world. Give me the valedictorian, the girls who screw up the grading curve, and join the honor society. Real otaku men would copy their chemistry homework and make passionate love to them for hours, stopping when she asks them to. So she won’t miss the next episode of Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

Kill Ito. Kill Ito.

The Itos of the world can have the fucking cheer squad and submissive twits, real otakus like the girls with MENSA cards and chips on their shoulders. Women who dress weird and have 4.0 grade point averages. Women who are too busy working on their PhDs to go on bad dates with loser Itos. Brainy articulate women who like to discuss the socio-political aspects of SHnY. Heck in such an ero-game women don’t even need to get naked they can just go to the rec room and beat the player repeatedly in games of chess and Halo multi-player. So if you are a brainy intelligent anime otome who knows the name of Darth Vader’s flagship we need you to star in an ero-game.

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