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Once, we are homeless. We do not know what is residing in a secure blog to communicate what we want. Maestro then housed us in, even though he did not exactly offer us nice cakes to tempt us here. Since then, we have never looked back.

It’s that time of the year.

Yes, it is. In a quick fast-forwarding world in the wired net, T.H.A.T blog has survived the legendary half-life period of anime blogs, the lethal and impossibly dangerous six months of existence. Most blogs will be having their mid-life crisis by now, and it is good that we still do not have the seventh year itch, which is an amazing non-literal meaning of something so amazing complex.

I was actually thinking of doing an entry of reminiscing the good ol’ times, but that sounded more like I am going to quit this blog, which will awfully mislead everyone. The fact that I have an extremely bad memory did not help the situation to write something. I can also do some Maths and graphs to analyze the progress of the blog (which is pretty good by the way) but the fact that I have to churn out graphs make me go all dizzy. I hence sat down to think what to write about to commemorate this event.

“Why not do some predictions on the future of the blog?” A curious voice spoke out. (from jooo: this is impzie’s trappy side. hiaks. >:3)

An idea bubble popped out from my head. The answers came fast and furious and I start to wonder what are the predictions from the writers of T.H.A.T blog on the future? Can we foresee the future as it is, like those crystal ball addicts that can see the mirages of the distant time, as much as a sun dog being actually something real.

Read on to see the bizarre and diverse thoughts of our rather enlightened group of writers.



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Impz’s predictions on the future of the blog

1. The blog will not be going under any form of revamp for the next 6 months leading to our 1st year anniversary and we have tons of complains from readers that we love our template way too much and needs to get a life (aka change it).

2. Impz will enter into a new state of panic when he realizes one day that he’s burned out, only to realize that all his writers have been burned out way earlier. That also means that he will be burning out after burning out in writing, and two negatives will make a positive and he will in fact revive. Now, what in the hell is that prediction about?

3. For something serious, we will go down to 1 post per day rather than having 2 posts in one day, 1 post the next day and repeating it. That is in preparation of various busy times for all of us, but I do predict that it will happen in the distant future, rather than anytime soon.

4. THAT anime blog will see a huge reduction in blogging about green haired anime lolis since the last two ventures of this “genre” went terribly wrong, with both series, namely Saint October and Deltora Quest turned out to be crap and average respectively. No more green hair anime gals lure for now.

5. No more new writers. Why? Because I say so. WAHAHHAHAHAHAHH. Ok, random.


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Reslez’s predictions on THAT Anime Blog’s future

1. Sudden creation of THIS anime blog challenges THAT anime blog to a duel of honour. Bloggers gasp in horror as gladiatorial combat results in untold number of bloggerly losses. With no clear winner in the battle of THIS vs. THAT, perhaps THE anime blog becomes the victor by default…??

2. Reslez’s latest post surpasses 2 000 words, creating a massive rip in space/time continuum and sending THAT anime blog back to the dawn of the Jurassic age, inadvertently triggering giant asteroid strike and loss of many billions of dinosaur lives… for which I apologise.

3. More Impz web comickal hilarity???


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I’m going through a bit of a Phoenix Wright fever right now - the game is amazingly good. Who knew interactive visual novels could be so good? Also in the above image: Miko with a recorder. Use a flute Maya.

Lupus’s predictions on the future of the blog

1. Impz comics will continue gaining momentum until it gains so much mass that truth and reality are bent by its very exsistence. As a result, Impz turns into a real loli-trap.

2. There might be manga reviews, but I don’t suggest you hold your breath. They make you believe that it’s impossible to kill yourself by holding your breath, but they’re dirty, dirty liars. (They being our alien overlords secretly running out society, of course)

3. What we try to do every night, Pinky - TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

4. ????

5. PROFIT! (This is an anime blog, there must be at least one meme in each post)


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alkanphel’s predictions on the future of the blog

1. THAT blog will slowly but surely become more lolitrap-orientated with a strong emphasis on the colour ‘green’.

2. There will be no more Naruto-related entries in THAT blog because they attract too many retards which will cause the blog writers and other readers to have their collective IQ decreased.

3. I predict that I will be too lazy to predict any more predictions on the future of this blog.


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$%@^ spam attacks!

Mr. Admin’s predictions on the future of the blog:

1. The new posting schedule will become the bane of THATblog as the creative momentum continues, damming up the ginormous (hey, it’s a word… shaddap XD) flood of entries… thus, inevitably ending in a state where a year’s worth of entries sits prettily awaiting its turn to shine.

2. Impz’s continuously being barraged by accusations of trap-ness eventually makes him delusional… in which he begins to believe that it’s true… Wait, isn’t it true already?

3. The ‘T.H.A.T.’ anachronym will continue to be morphed and adapted to the seemingly chaotic themeless-ness of THAT blog and somehow ends up standing for “The Happy Association of Traps.”

4. Mr. Admin will continue using words that do not exist, but will eventually be added to Webster’s Dictionary of the English Language if THAT blog continues to survive.


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Aezie’s predictions on the future of the blog:

1. There will be a new Impz-trap artist in the form of yours truly.

2. My anime reviews will be on lesser known anime, but who knows, they may only be lesser know to me because I am so behind. XD

3. There will be more drama reviews since I plan to join forces with Jooo.

4. Impz will answer THE question on THAT’s anniversary: Is he a real life trap or isn’t he? Actually, the answer may come sooner.


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Jooo’s predictions on the future of the blog:

1. We would gain worldwide renowned fame from the plethora of lolli-impz-comics taking over the interwebz. Never say never… before you know it.. you see lolli-impz on the giant HDTV screens in the latest blockbuster anime. :3

2. More spammers would try to infiltrate our bases and i have nothing but to say “SHAME ON YOU” (what can i say? we’re too famous for our own good.)

3. T.H.A.T will be known as The Hawt And Trappy animeblog. How’d you like that for a new name? kudos anyone? hahaha.

4. Imma planning to review more dramas from the already long list i’ve watch. I need to screenshot more and write more. Soooo, keep watching our space.


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Comments (42)

no, no one will draw any more impz comics. The fever has died down.

*thank goodness*

Impz added these pithy words on Feb 09 07 at 8:37 am

no it isn’t aura just draw a new one…. we need more materialll

jinyamato added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 7:16 am

Lupus: That is an obscure South Park joke and I’m ashamed I actually got it. Stupid underwear gnomes.

TripleA added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 7:57 am

Congrats! On your wrong use of “half-life”, that is. LOL. But seriously, the TRAP army is growing.

tj han added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 8:04 am

Six months already? Wow. Here’s to hoping six more good months and more so that we can have some sort of big celebration.

I’m so going to see more Impz yonkoma this year. XD

Bata-kun added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 8:27 am

“No more green hair anime gals lure for now.”

Hey now, you left out Lucia!

Taelrak added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 9:00 am

6th months! hurray, looking forward to the impz loli trap

RunningKid added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 9:08 am

I’m surprised nobody’s registered trap.animeblogger.net yet.

On a slightly more serious note, grats on the six-month ding.

DKellis added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 9:16 am

Congrats! :)

I too want to know the answer to the trappiness thingy. :P But hey… trap or not, Impz can write a great review and summary, so kudos!

Looking forward to more from THAT, whatever it stands for…

(The Happy Association of Traps? The Hawt And Trappy? LOLOLOL)

Briar added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 9:44 am

THAT = Those Horny Ambidextrous Tortoises

alkanphel added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 10:09 am

LMAO. WHAT A NAME JW!!!! hahahaha.

tortoises?
but we’re no tortoise.
we’re the assheads right? :o

jooo added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 10:23 am

Well yeah but that doesn’t start with ‘T’ :P

alkanphel added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 10:29 am

errr.

well we can put it as..

THEASSHEADS. now this starts with T right? hahaha.

jooo added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 10:43 am

Lupus: Get Hotel Dusk. It’s another interactive visual novel type adventure game.

As far as Impz goes… I suggest he’s a Ranka-type crossdresser, rather than a Jun-type trap, since he has no male subject-of-a-crush that he wants to marry as far as we know…. yet. ;)

Haesslich added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 11:03 am

Now that’s just cheating jooo hahaha

alkanphel added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 11:58 am

LOL so we’ve got a choice of two names eh? The Happy Assocation of Traps? The Hawt and Trappy? XD

JW: Wth O_O That name is just to be expected from Captain Random >_>;

Xini: Wahahaha assheads ftw >D I might be able to review dramas once my cousin’s friend does what he’s supposed to do and I get dramas on DVD >.>

And bwahahaha, I’ll try my best to come up with some trap material. Perhaps ask jw and jo for story ideas then draw em >:D

Aezie added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 1:36 pm

Congratulations T.H.A.T Anime Blog!!! I’ll celebrate your sixth monthsary by eating some delectable heart-shaped mochis. ^^

Aezie’s “There will be a new Impz-trap artist in the form of yours truly,” Reslez’s “Sudden creation of THIS anime blog challenges THAT anime blog to a duel of honour. Bloggers gasp in horror as gladiatorial combat results in untold number of bloggerly losses. With no clear winner in the battle of THIS vs. THAT, perhaps THE anime blog becomes the victor by default,” and Jooo’s “We would gain worldwide renowned fame from the plethora of lolli-impz-comics taking over the interwebz. Never say never… before you know it…you see lolli-impz on the giant HDTV screens in the latest blockbuster anime” are the predictions I’m looking forward the most. ^^

And if there will ever be a T.H.I.S Anime Blog, I will definitely sign up for it if only to push the acronym to stand as The Happy Insane Society.

ThirteenSugars added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 4:34 pm

Actually there already is a THIS anime blog except I can’t remember the address. And it’s also a group blog like THAT anime blog.

alkanphel added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 7:50 pm

This means war! O_O

Mr. Admin added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 8:46 pm

Hmmm, is there also a T.H.E Anime Blog somewhere?

ThirteenSugars added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 9:07 pm

http://thisaniblog.wordpress.com/

I found it on google.

Tsubaki added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 9:42 pm

Rarrrrr, lol

Mr. Admin added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 9:49 pm

OMG! I am crackin’ up! LMAO

ThirteenSugars added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 9:52 pm

LOL I didn’t know THIS already existed! abunai!

Reslez added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 11:05 pm

….three letters.

wtf.

Reslez, your sudden dream came true -.-

Impz added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 11:18 pm

i predict that impz will blog naruto >=D

Danny added these pithy words on Feb 10 07 at 11:21 pm

Hahahaha that’s a hilarious find Tsubaki, but it’s not the one that I was referring to. There is a proper aniblog that is called THIS blog; I was reading it a few weeks ago but alas I cannot find it again.

alkanphel added these pithy words on Feb 11 07 at 2:15 am

http://www.theanimeblog.com/ <- The Anime Blog

I remember seeing a proper ‘This Anime Blog’ too, but I can’t find it anymore.

Lupus added these pithy words on Feb 11 07 at 2:24 am

Meh, 6 months isn’t a bad time for a blog. I passed through my six month celebration like a breeze…

Right now, 9th month is getting problematic though…

rdrake added these pithy words on Feb 11 07 at 3:50 am

*looks at the date*

OH SHI-

My blog’s 6 month anniversary is coming up on the 23rd of this month. XD

Good thing I’ll have my new computer within the next few days to restart my regular schedule of blogging. Gotta prepare I must. :P

Leon added these pithy words on Feb 11 07 at 10:05 am

Holy crap you’ve got a lot of authors! No wonder you hit the 6 month mark without pulling your feet off.

And yes, more Impz comics. One day there shall be H-doujins of it.

Crayotic Rockwell added these pithy words on Feb 11 07 at 9:44 pm

Oh man impzlolitrap h-doujins would be the most disturbing thing evar… :o

alkanphel added these pithy words on Feb 11 07 at 9:54 pm

H-doujins? O_O

-faints-

I don’t think I’ll recover if I ever see one of those >_

Aezie added these pithy words on Feb 12 07 at 1:58 pm

……….what in the …

No, That idea about H-Doujin really is out of the blue and out of the world.

No no no. *sick*

Impz added these pithy words on Feb 12 07 at 6:51 pm

The day those H-doujins appear will be the day I lose faith in humankind >__>;

XD

Aezie added these pithy words on Feb 12 07 at 8:23 pm

Ah, perhaps that day will be on Valentine’s Day. :)

ThirteenSugars added these pithy words on Feb 12 07 at 8:53 pm

13sugars, no. Just no.

=_=

Impz added these pithy words on Feb 12 07 at 10:08 pm

What? What?!

It’s an expression of love for the cute loli-trap you! Seriously, you need to stop getting in the way of true love or you’ll end up like Sakauchi. But anyway, my editor said that for the sake of everyone’s sanity, I mustn’t post it up anywhere. Said it was absolutely not suitable for all ages.

Actually, I just found out that my scanner is broken.

ThirteenSugars added these pithy words on Feb 14 07 at 12:21 am

THANK GOD!

>_>

<_ <

Yes, i am glad because the loli-trap discussion of me as a 24 year old manly man is so….hilarious :P

Impz added these pithy words on Feb 14 07 at 6:32 am

>>Yes, i am glad because the loli-trap discussion of me as a 24 year old manly man is so….hilarious

YOU LIE!!! GIVE BACK MY FAPS!!!

sagematt added these pithy words on Feb 14 07 at 12:47 pm

That’s disturbing Sagematt o_o

alkanphel added these pithy words on Feb 14 07 at 9:01 pm

I couldn’t resist. I just had to make a 4koma of Impz. ^^

Relax,Impz. It’s not an H-doujin.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h106/blusirius/Impzcomic.jpg

ThirteenSugars added these pithy words on Feb 15 07 at 8:00 am

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