See if you can detect what anime these references come from. There might be more than one anime being repeated in this list.

The compiled list of 40 obsessions in the fall season

1. You see a busty woman in business clothing and you think of her as a crazy workaholic who hasn’t been getting laid.

2. You have an urge to eat Pizza Hut for some strange reason.

3. You start to wonder why your younger sister does not come in naked and ask you whether she turns you on.

4. You start singing whenever you are sad, deliberately being off key to show the depression.

5. You see a law book and start wondering if someone would jump out to attack or rock you senseless.

6. You start to think whether there is a baby chicken out there to save you when you need help.

7. You find yourself wondering where the cute girls are when you are out at school in the snow.

8. You wonder why there aren’t any cute girls out there who say “Auuu~” or “Uguu~”.

9. You start seeing fairies who talk to you about you playing music when you cannot tell a D note from an E note.

10. You see trees and strange things clamping down in your school and you start looking for people to persuade them to stop.

11. You start wishing on a stone thinking that you can have your wishes of winning 1 million dollars in Lotto/Toto/4-D/Big Sweepstakes come true.

12. You start writing down people’s names in a black notebook, praying that they die so you can get rid of them forever.

13. You see a pumpkin and have an obsession to cut it up… preferably with scissors.

14. You have a girl confessing to you on your first day to school and you wonder if she has special powers.

15. You see a doll and you start screaming “SPIRITS, BURN THEM!!!!”.

16. You see a bunch of people chasing a boy around and you wonder if he’s a transfer student.

17. You have an obsession to go to the bar. When you do, you ask for God’s drink.

18. You see a monk and wonder if he plays in a band.

19. You see girls being abducted and you start thinking if they are going to be experimented upon.

20. You see bling bling (generally metal necklaces) on a girl and start getting worried that she will conjure a snake to kill you. Or a sword.

21. You start melting and bleeding when you see beautiful guys.

22. You see goth lolis in a cosplay exhibition and the first thing you say is “GHOST GHOST LOLI LOLI!”.

23.You see an opera about Japanese folklore and you wonder if a rifleman will suddenly appear on the stage.

24. You start to think if the hot babe in front of you is really twenty one or just twelve.

25. You wait for a gun shot or a helicopter to come when you see a cockroach in your house.

26. You start to ask the prefect in your school whether she is still alive or already died once.

27. You start wondering whether the really sweet and cute goth loli female twins in that cosplay event you went to are really female…or male. *gasp*

28. Your group needs to make a decision and you decide that all decisions should be made using lots.

29. You see a baby faced girl in school who changes her hairstyle almost everyday, and you wonder if her love life is in turmoil.

30. You see a tall, striking and handsome man playing the violin and you wonder if he’s stuck up, rich and sarcastic.

31. You end each statement with a “hai nanodesuyo~” and refer to yourself in the third person.

32. You enter a dojo for karate lessons and you start panicking, wondering if you are going to get attacked or killed by some strange martial arts expert.

33. You are eating your salad and you wonder if they will suddenly stand up and start talking to you.

34. You hear someone mention Haruhi, and your first image is not a tsundere.

35. You see girls who are swimming and you start asking if any of them have a love for dolphins.

36. You start imagining how the blond haired girl on the street will look like with a helmet.

37. You start staring strangers in the eye and commanding them to get naked… and expect them to obey.

38. You try eating chips but was disappointed when no sparkles come out.

39. You never look at taiyaki OR jam in the same way ever again.

40. You see a really cute girl and your first thought is “It’s a trap!”.

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Hohoho, and of course, with every such test, there is always a grading system.

1-10 = You sure you are watching Fall 2006, not Fall 2005 ?
11-20 = Hmmm, you are probably good enough to watch Soul Link.
21-25 = You are just as good as a kouhai-chan trying to win in a harem fight (which is a very low chance indeed).
26-30 = You win a consolation prize.
31-35 = You are good enough to be Yuuichi the second.
36-39 = Oh my my, are you on Beatrix?
40 = You are fricking light, L, or both together.

Cheers and have fun laughing, crying or saying that You love impzie.

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