Warning: Do not think sexually of this content. If you do, you will start becoming pervie, LIKE ME!

Yukari: My onee-chan used to tell me a very important thing. She said, “Life is like a marathon of running. You generally run your socks off only to find that you run for totally nothing except for a sprained ankle.”

Yukari: Onee-chan also used to say how much she loves to do long distance running. She says it builds up stamina and then smiles like a beautiful adult. I wonder what she means. Whatever it means, I must run fast and far so that I build enough stamina!
*Wind blowing in the background….*
Yukari: I never understood her words but Onee-chan is always so energetic every single morning, as though she is always training, even at night. I really admire her a lot! I must really improve and not fall behind her anymore.

Yukari: However, no matter what I do, I can never reach her standards. She always seemed so elegant, so beautiful and have boyfriends that changed from one person to another. Can I ever be like her and understand the true meaning of stamina?

Kei: Do you need help in learning stamina? I have experience everyday.
Kana: Ehhh, stamina. Hai nanodesuyo~ I need more stamina to serve Onee-sama better!
Kei: Then you must have the expectation that you might die from sheer exhaustion!
Kana: Ekkkkk!
Yukari: Do you know what is the true meaning of stamina, Kei-senpai?
Kei: *eyes glitter evily* Hehehe.
Yukari: *sweatdrops*Never mind.

Mariya: It seems that Yukari has been wondering what is the meaning of true stamina. Should I teach her, Mizuho-chan? Like how I taught you, tee hee.
Mizuho: Nooooooooo, don’t remind me of the torture!!!
Mariya: Are you sure it’s torture? I remember you enjoying it so much!
Ichiko: Onee-sama, what are you talking about?
Mariya: Young one, you have of not the force. You are still young. Believe in the force and it will come to you. Is it not true?

Takako: I can teach her, if you want.
Everyone: Your methods are dangerous! Those whips and ….

Yukari: How do I get real stamina?
Mizuho: Can I come in, Yukari? I have something to talk to you.

Yukari: My relative is a great onee-sama. She always has so much energy and always run so much. She always tells me to have real stamina for it is very important later in my life. I still do not understand.
Mizuho: All in due time, my young Yukari. All in time.

Yukari: But i have no time left! The competition is coming and I am still so weak. What can I do, in order to understand those words that she said!

Mizuho: Do not worry, I will teach you all that I know.
Yukari: Really, onee-sama? Thank you, onee-sama!
Thoughts of Mizuho: *cough* Hehe, one more for the harem….Heh heh. *cough*
Mizuho: I will teach you tonight, all the arts that I have learned to build up true stamina!
Mariya: That harem-obsessed ghey. Arghhh.
THE END
P/s I realize my mind is more corrupted than it seems.


8 Comments
… the vicious cycle of such an anime. screwed anime scenes/inuendo + screwed mind = screwed omake.
ROFL!!!…i bet u are screwed too, sentinel ^_^
Everyone is screwed in their own way, some people who recognise name Impz are just more screwed. =)
->Anga
that’s true, that’s why I have the 1/8 mizuho figurine by Alter. But I’m countering its effect with a Shion fig when it arrives.
Warning: Do not think sexually of this content. If you do, you will start becoming pervie, LIKE ME!
WTF! So Jan, you DO admit you’re a perv…
I’m so gonna spread this XDDD
He only admits it on his blog though o_o
You are 100 years to be too perverted, LIEK MEH.
ZOMG, i can see evil glints coming from Mizuho’s eyes >.