Cosplay and yuri – Peaches and Plums are good too!

…hahaha, I bet you are going what the hell Impzie is thinking with his deillusional mind once again. Without any delay, I present to you Sumomomo momomo Episode 8, the land of the COSPLAY AND YURI SEX! This is the episode that left me in complete stitches on the bed, because it is so darn crazy and insane that it is hardcore comedy. You are not thinking about something else right?

Good.

I am fearful of my tendencies these days, especially after the indoctrination of Sumomo momomo. It’s scary how anime affects you sometimes. Let’s ignore that niggling feeling that everyone should stop watching this show but instead embrace on the new cosplay competition. With many clones of Momoko trying so hard to please her Koushi-dono, decide among all the contestants who will be the most suitable!

Please show your love for your Momoko contestants!

Contestant #1 – Business woman Momoko

Momoko the business woman is smart, cool and calculative of her love toward Koushi. Strong and assured of herself, she knows how to wind down after work with her Koushi-dono. Using her confidence as well as her stylish clothes, she pleases a man only with the professional etiquette and ethics of a working woman in this fast paced society. She does everything with a perfect attitude and never accepts no as an answer. She will also stoop at all costs to get what she wants: that is the way of a business working woman.

Contestant #2 – Kimono Momoko

The traditional Japanese lady dressing, it is tight yet not tight fitting to give the viewer an illusion of what was worn inside. It is shy, refine and class at the same time, bringing the grace and the culture of the thousand year old Japanese tradition to the modern world. It is everyone’s fantasy to be charmed by such a demure lady of grace, and that is Kimono Momoko’s main attack on Koushi-dono’s heart. Quietly and slowly, she will consume his heart and bring it to within her.

Contestant #3 – Cheongsam Momoko

This time, the next contestant, yet another Momoko wears the chinese costume. Using the sheer exotic stereotype of Oriental beauties that are shy, yet fierce in nature, this Momoko aims to add the playful side of her character in this. Using a blend of guerrilla tactics made famous in World War II and the sheer cheekiness that brings about this, this Momoko tries to capture Koushi-dono with cheerfulness, tenacity and energy!

Contestant #4 – Meido Momoko

A man likes to be served, much more when it comes to a person that is addressed as -dono. The maid Momoko is hence the best way in which a man can be served. A maid is faithful, kind and always doing the bidding of her master, yet never losing the pride of a person. That is the greatest way that a man can feel like he is at the top of the world. The maid Momoko, unassuming and humble, uses this subtle method to capture Koushi-dono’s heart.

Contestant #5 – S&M (?) Momoko

Ehh, she will violate Koushi-dono using brute strength and dominatrix abilities of doom? I do not know…Yea.

Who will win this battle of the hearts. However, the real Momoko could not wait anymore. Denied by the forces of Koushi-dono and Sanae who is using her powers of normality (aka having a common and human-like conversation with Koushi-dono), Momoko finally could not release the temptation. With the moe ninja master, Iroha, they….they…

They…did the unimaginable.

I will let the pictures speak for itself.

Iroha: MOMOKO-DONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ ARGHHHHHHHHHHH ( I am not explaining anymore than this)

Momoko: IROHA-DONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (I think it’s self explainatory)

Both: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I AM ____________ (fill in the blanks yourself, the words “Deprieved of smelly Koushi works”. I leave this to your innocent imagination to think of this)

The end of it.