Actual story: It is the time of summer, where the girls start to have their swimming lessons. Mizuho’s secret will be leaked if she wore the school’s swimsuit and hence tries to use the idea of “period” (*cough*) to avoid the lessons. Eventually, she was confronted by Takako the goddess and somehow it turned into a competition between Mariya and Takako for an extreme swimming lesson. It seemed that this feud came with Takako rejecting the offer by the Althetics team due to the elections of the student council. On the day, it was turned into a carnival where everyone gathered to see their competition and it seemed that they made up.
Notes:
1. Mizuho is definitely still male because he is staring like a fricking pervert when the girls are stripping… I wonder whether his “wonderful” as remarked by Ichiko showed…. Hmmm….
2. Mizuho is definitely not male because of his boobs. Oh shi-
3. Mizuho is definitely still male since he has the hots for Takako. Any normal man will have the hots for all.
That’s all for the serious stuff.
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The true and great story!

The face off of Takako vs Mariya for Mizuho’s heart starts now!

Mizuho: Hmm, who should I seduce using my onee-sama powers and the fact that I have boobs from steroids that I have eaten. I do wish that I can eat more of them so that no one can ever tell that I am in fact male. Oh my my, you guys are really fap first, think later. Ara ara~
I wonder how Takako is doing now. I miss her <3.

Takako: I miss my Impzie Mizuho-chan. After that day when we meet in the library, I have shown my cute side to her by being scared of spirits. I wonder whether I have charmed her to have a hot yuri relationship! I wonder, but that spectacle girl is being all sticky to me. What should i do?

Takako’s mind: *thought* OMG, I SEE MIZUHO. My heart is pumping so hard for her. What should i do? Can i confess to her how much i love her? *thought*
Takako:I found you, onee-sama!

Takako’s mind: *thought* Why are you with Mariya? I thought….i thought… *thought*

Mariya: Mizuho will be fine, Takako. Don’t you ever dare to steal her away from me, you snooty student president. I, Mariya, will not let you take my childhood friend who has just eaten tons of steroids in order to have that booblicious figure! I can hug her anytime I want. lalalala~
Mizuho: …

Takako:You…you.. First, you place frogs in my desk when I was young as a prank. Now you also want to steal away my only love. You homewrecker Mariya!

Mariya: Am not!
Takako: Am too!
Mariya: Am not!
Takako: Am too!
Mizuho: How about pm?
Takako and Mariya: …

Mariya: That’s it. We will have a competition to win Mizuho’s heart!
Takako: I will beat you.
Mizuho: I think…. i should be considered in this conversation, no?
Takako and Mariya: Shut up, you ghey man with boobs.
Mizuho: *cries*

Takako: I am nervous. Mizuho has just asked me to eat lunch with her at such a secluded area. What if….she wants me…Oh no *blushes*

Takako: No, I will play hard ball and win her over using my dominatrix character! That is how i will go! BWahahahahahaha!

Mizuho: You know, Takako, you are exactly how I imagine you to be. You are….so authoritative that it is so cute.
Takako’s mind: *thought* Wahahah, that is what I want you to think. You cannot escape from my clutches now! *thought*
Takako: How did you know that about me, onee-sama? *faints from happiness*

Spectacle assistant: What are you doing to my onee-sama?
Mizuho: Isn’t it obvious?
Spectacle assistant: Oh no, you are the onee-sama, you should not be doing this!!!
Mizuho: Because i am the onee-sama, that’s why I AM DOING THIS. Haven’t you heard of abusing your power?
Spectacle assistant: You pervert, you pervert, you pervert!
Mizuho: *sniggers*
Takako’s mind: *thoughts* Just go away, you are delaying the time i have with Mizuho!!!! *thoughts*
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After the incident, Mariya and Takako realized something very important as they competed under the gist of a swimming contest for the capturing of Mizuho’s heart.

Mizuho: See those two fighting for me. I am only for you, Shion.
Shion: *sniggers* <33333333333

Mariya and Takako: Oh no, we are tricked by the playboy!

Takako: Oh well, i will just be with Impzie <3
Impz: My wish has come true
*runs away from all Takako fanboys*


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Impz…! YOU…!
*yes, me? what?
*acts all innocent*
Takako-chan <3333333333
Best episode EVA!

Best parody of said episode EVA!
God bless psuedo-yuri….
die plz kthx.
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haha!!!
Nice one
wahahahahahahahahahaahah!
I WILL NEVER DIE DESUYO~ Takako’s mine desuyo~ wahahahaa
Kurogane, lalalala~