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I bet my title has you hooked in, right? As we know, this season has so many good romance/harem shows that it will be problematic for us to judge who will be the best sizzling anime gal on town. Impz has heard your cries and has embarked on an ambitious project to have a mini Saimoe tournament.

The judges are Impzie, Impz, Impy and his other 997 clones in order to solve the lack of possible votes. Do not fret, the judgment on this tournament is very just and the fact that we have clones meant that we will have very little errors. If you have any idea how much technical ability Impz has, the chance of having a false vote is just around 90%.

This will be a 3 part series that might continue or not due to the fact that I will only include characters that I have watched. The fact is that I watch so many darn shows that I can probably name out enough contestants for this. These are the favorite characters of Impz so they will happily compete with each other and fight for the ultimate prize of the top gal in T.H.A.T blog.

YAY TO BIASNESS!

Wish all the contestants of the Imp-moe competition good luck!

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Contestants of the Round of 16

1. Mina of Tokimeki vs. Haruhi of Happiness!
2. Feena of Crescent love vs. Gretel of Black Lagoon
3. Takako of Otoboku vs. Sunako of Yamoto
4. Makoto of Kanon vs. Ayu of Kanon
5. C.C of Code Geass vs. Iroha of Sumomo Momomo
6. Ayako of Mamoru vs. Kate of Red Garden
7. Mizuho of Otoboku vs. Mai of Ghost Hunt
8. Jun of Happiness! vs. Shouko of Asatte no Houkou

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Round of 16

1. Mina of Tokimeki (540) vs. Haruhi of Happiness! (460)

After vote counting, we realize that this contest seemingly a landslide due to the hotness of Mina, was in fact a very close race because most people who voted Haruhi thought it was Haruhi Suzumiya. After interviewing various clones of Impzie, it seems that they have completely mistook this Haruhi.

After watching Happiness!, they wanted to withdraw their votes but was subsequently denied as there was no chance to change their votes due to official statements. The Mina fans are outraged how their penguin loving goddess can be pushed so close by such a lame character.

In fact, 2 Impz clones have been trampled and killed by a certain person by some freak in Black Lagoon who has a gun fetish.

A pity, a pity.

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2. Feena of Crescent love (475) vs. Gretel of Black Lagoon (525)

A major upset for this match up where the FFF club protested toward the decision and required a recount of the votes. After seventeen attempts of recounting the votes and the disturbance of some cockroaches that resulted in an explosion and gun gatling goth lolis parading outside our voting system, we still derived back the same result from this contest. Analysts have stated that the emotional death of Gretel has created a widespread sympathy over the character.

The recent bad form of the anime series, Crescent love, has created a rather negative impact on Feena, whose fanbase has been strongly led by their influential leader, Bjorn.

However, with the actions fans threatening to tear this whole competition apart by spamming technical stuff that involves the word AK-47, the re-check has surprisingly seen no form of hacking in the system. Hence, Gretel wins this round of 16, one of the biggest possible upset matches in this part.

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3. Takako of Otoboku (000) vs. Sunako of Yamoto (1000)

Analysts have expected this match to be a very close contest due to the fact that Takako is a really popular character in Otoboku despite her sparse appearances. Sunako however is the main lead of a reverse harem show. Hence, they expect this to be a close contest.

No one expected the Sunako fandom to hit so hard among the legion of Impz. Some have commented how much Impz and his clones have enjoyed Sunako’s low esteem and beautified and dignified looks. Hence, she has won easily this round.

We have also received reports of morbid gifts supposedly used to tempt the voters into voting, but that was pretty inconclusive. We also relayed reports of increased supernatural visitations during this voting competition. That said, we realise too that the spirits might have caused all Takako’s fans to hide in fear and not vote at all. Ghosts do not exist, technically.

It seems it does to them.

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4. Makoto of Kanon (570) vs. Ayu of Kanon (430)

It was said that there was an internal bias toward a certain sound called Auuu~ compared to Uguu~. No conclusive evidence can be found from this and there are seemingly no controversial calls or shouts, something that totally shocked the analysts who expected at least a field to scream outrage. Nothing happened.

Nothing. It was then rumored that there are tons of sad but cute looking girls in snow staring at us. We wonder why.

And yes, they all have a cold.

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5. C.C of Code Geass (900) vs. Iroha of Sumomo Momomo (100)

A total landslide. This is totally expected, even though the fanbase of Iroha had increased among the legion of Impzie after the “I rock you senseless” post that created much fanfare. However, the presence of a green haired anime gal that is hot masked every single effect that was possible to bring a positive light to Iroha. Hence, an expected thrashing was given even though 9 out of 10 impzie clones have not watched Code Geass or know who CC is.

In fact, they only know that she’s green haired. Seems to work for them though.

The few that have voted simply wanted more loli rape. Who said judges and voters are objective?

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6. Ayako of Mamoru (700) vs. Kate of Red Garden (300)

An expected victory from one of the hot favorites. Ayako, the omg megadere against the emo singing chick that is rather hot in Red Garden. The fact that most Impzie clones have been processed to love tsundere characters meant that the extreme tsun and the extreme dere behavior of Ayako had sway the votes in her direction.

Even though Kate is considered to be rather cute, the fact with the nose being a problem meant that some graphic loving fundamentalists in the clones decided to vote against her. Also, the fact that man beasts are hindering some of the Kate fans to vote meant that the victory was almost assured.

That said, it was heard that if Ayako did not win, there will be great mayhem carried out by the Beatrix lady herself. Whether that is true or false, we do not want to find out.

Really. Just see the student council in Mamoru.

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7. Mizuho of Otoboku (800) vs. Mai of Ghost Hunt (200)

Another expected victory, with the sole survivor of Otoboku. The charm of being a trap that looks way hotter than most of the real girls meant that there is still this strange charm that has caused many to vote. Many clones are also disgusted with Mai’s infatuation with Naru-chan, who actually got a lot of votes off from her. Her immense amount of blushing is seen both as a cute and annoying factor, which divided the fandom fruther.

It was also said that the same spirits that have affected the proceedings were chased away by a sudden influx of fast talking spirits that crept out Mai fans. That has also caused this match up to be a total landslide. It is not unexpected though that Mizuho will win nevertheless due to the great support of Otoboku and the lack of fanfare for Ghost Hunt generally.

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8. Jun of Happiness! (505) vs. Shouko of Asatte no Houkou (495)

The close match of this Round. This was a contest between the cutest trap-san ever to arrive in this fall season against the loli and skeptical Shouko that can be fricking cute too. The contest was highly charged, with lots of name calling that is unprecedented in this competition. It was said that many voters are fighting each other insanely for this, due to the fact that some Impz clones have dropped and stopped watching Happiness!

However, the great cuteness of Jun has prevailed with this result, as many Jun fans started to spam their congratulations to this wonderful character. This is also the only battle where Shouko fans came out to applaud the winner after the deep and intense fighting. There was still camaraderie in this closely contested battle.

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Preview of next time

1. Jun Vs. Mizuho
2. Sunako Vs. CC
3. Ayako Vs. Gretel
4. Makoto Vs. Mina

Stay tuned to fight (find?) out who will go through!