Crescent Ecchi Love Episode 4 (Parody)

Note: A bit of spoilers here and there, but yea.

Feena: You must join me, Mia! It’s not as fun to do this with Tatsuya if you are not around! I got to have you, especially since you clean the house all the time with that hot meido clothing.

Mia: But…but…Feenaaaaaaa-sama, your body is just so hot, especially when the master took a picture of you in swimsuit. My body is not hot enough to join you two! I am embarrassed and insecure!

Feena: Fine, I will do it myself! I am very disappointed in you, Mia. You are supposed to be here to serve me and give me enjoyment but what are you doing rejecting my offer?

Mia: Feeeeeeeeeeeeena-sammmmmaaaaaaaaaaaa~

Feena: Shut up.

Mia: Feeeeeeeeeeeeena-sammmmmaaaaaaaaaaaa~

Feena: Oh, that’s pretty hot. Call me again that way. Arrrr <3

Mia: ….

After the plot of Feena to get herself drowned, she is now unconscious when she is in fact the 1500m butterfly/backstroke/moonwalk style in the moon. She is in fact the reigning champion in the swimming field. However this fact is often concealed since she is considered to be the princess and swimming is considered a commoner’s sport on the moon.

Tatsuya: Oh noez, what do I do, Natsuki? I am feeling the hots for Feena! (do ignore the people behind, they are merely props, not living things watching a possible sexual orgy!)

Wreathlit: Can I join you?

Tatsuya: Lolis are welcome, of course darling <3

Wreathlit: Nah, i rather have fun staring at a distance and eating nice food prepared by Feena. That said, since I will eventually have the hots with you, you can take your time. You cannot use Gameshark to hack, download the completed game so I can see Feena’s true ending and the likes. It’s not ethical.

Tatsuya: …who said anything about ethics?

Natsuki: *blush* I do not know. I am feeling the hots for you, Tatsuya!

Tatsuya: Who cares about you? You are a childhood friend and according to the script, you will never get me. It’s like a pre-requisite in all harem shows that you will be dumped eventually because it is clear to 95% of the audience that I will love Feena.

Natsuki: Damn it, spoilers!

*With that, Natsuki fainted as she is PwNeD bY sPoiLeRs!*

Tatsuya: Ok, Feena, this is your fantasy, to be with me in the lush greens to have some “fun”.

Feena: (thinking) “Hohohoh, go on, Tatsuya, make me yours <3"

Tatsuya: (pauses)

Feena: (thinks) “What is he pausing for?”

Tatsuya: Wait, according to psychoanalysis, Feena should not be in love with me since my love rating with her is just “close friend”. This means that this Feena here is in fact a test AND A FAKE!

Feena: (wakes up) I am NOT A FAKE. Can you see me being so hot? You think I am made from the makers of “Gift ~Eternal Happiness”?

Tatsuya: True.

Tatsuya: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Feena: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Tatsuya: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Feena: Are we doing this for 4 episodes, just like the third hokage and that ghey Oniecchi snake guy?

Tatsuya: No idea, see how long we can last.

Feena: Cool~ Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*With everything done and Feena releasing it in full throttle. She’s sure wet (pun intended or not?)*

Feena: Thank you, Tatsuya for saving me. You have really tried so hard

Tatsuya: No problem, Feena. It is my pleasure. I always work hard for you. Extremely hard!

Feena: *blushes*

Dog: Woof Woof Wooooooof (Translation: Can I, too, Feena-chan?)

Feena: A dog is fine too.