Ok, I was doing my web surfing as usual until I went to one of the sites that I always like to go, TJ’s site. It was an article of Red lantern (that I professed that I got bored reading it). Scrolling down, I found an amazing discovery. I saw the adaptation of another disturbing game/anime (can’t read japanese) on one of the comments in his blog.
This is the splash page of this game that is called Koi-hime (honestly, it feels more like a game than an anime)
The rest, as I said now, is history. I laughed my head off seeing this website. It is one of the most ridiculous, most shameless and most hilariously funny sites (just from the pictures) that I think i will want to play it just for the fun of it.
Read on for the more amusing things since I am a rather avid follower of the RoTK games, the well “official” ones.
Click to see how Diao chan, the beautiful lady that caused the downfall of Dong Zhuo looks like
The reason why I did not post it here is because I feel that the above picture will greatly undermine my sanity levels and the fact that I might get comments on this meant that I HAVE TO SEE THIS PICTURE A FEW TIMES. That will be extremely detrimental for my health.
Above pic is ghey. Seriously. I am totally grossed out when Diao Chan, or the concubine that is supposed to be the most beautiful temptress that caused the rift between Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo turned out to be “Tres Bian the oriental version?”. I mean, you could have a bloody bishie rather than that…whatever you call that shit up there. Eww, i was grossed out. I mean, with muscles and a ghey expression. If someone was to tell me that he (if that’s a he) was going to tempt Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo in the game, I wonder what kind of crap shit plot will exist.
My impression of Diao Chan was shattered by that picture. PUT IT AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE. EWWWWWWW!
Wait, I am not supposed to take this website seriously, do I?
Anyway, back to the funnier stuff that is shown in the picture section. I just have a few great laughs at it. Ok, I admit, I had a serious bout of laughter after some of the characters.
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Huang Zhong
Huang Zhong is now a hot mama?
ROFL, I wonder instead of arrows, she will shoot something out from…Gosh, my corrupted mind is in the gutter. Oh god, this is hideous. I mean, my impression of Huang Zhong is a very courageous old general that is fully utilized for his valour in war. This one just looks like a hot mama that can’t wait to shoot you in a different sense. Damn, my brain is really disgusting me right now. I mean, I cannot even imagine her firing anything bowish. Oh god, please do not tell me that this game is a fighting series. I will die of laughter soon.
Xu You
The famed Xu You, the wise and just advisor of Cao Cao in the earlier stages of his campaign, is in fact a neko mimi? WHAT THE HELL!!! Oh god, don’t tell me, she will say meow meow while giving instructions to her subordinates in battle. Even better, she had to act out the catish body language while saying it. Something like below.
“Cao Cao, we should evade the forested areas and attack from the ridge, meow~”
“Zhang Liao, storm the front and Xiahou Dun, defend the back while the main force is in fighting, meow~”
“Meow meow, today’s weather is good for a fire formation, miipa~”
Oh god. Save me.
Zhuge Liang
The smartest man in the Three Kingdoms era is a small chibi girl? Oh my god, this is so darn creative that I am bowing down to the awesomeness. Zhuge Liang will be fuming with anger when he realises that he has turned into a scholarly young chibi that looks cute and shy, rather than smart and dignified. I mean, seriously. Do you really think this Zhuge Liang inspired any form of fear. I think she might cause some fear to the neko mimi Xu You. I mean, this is the man that could scare normal men in total awe due to his strageties. This girl?
The only fear I get is if she turns out to be a closet exhibitionist.
Dong Zhuo
The tyrant of the three kingdoms (before Cao Cao) is now a shy little girl? The man that could wrestle control and exhorted the emperor is just a little shy purple-haired cutie?
I rest my case.
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Just to end it off. There are some nice portrayals of characters, including Cao Cao and Xiahou Dun, which i thought looked pretty good for girls. However, the glaring and amusing ones way outweighted the good ones. If you can consider them good.
As said, leaving you with Guan Yu, supposedly the main character of this game. Now, this is deliciously hot.
I now like the Shu faction. Just for her.
-whistles-
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I don’t see the problem. Diao Chan is hot.
oh god.
I rest my case.
Yes, jan.. it’s me. *punts*.
Anyway, you’ve got a nice feel to the site. Good setup and such.
Oh yeah, about this anime. I was under the impression that it was a hentai one, since if I recall correctly, there was a hentai which has the same name but it had a different cast of characters.
_>;
Anyway, Good luck on the site, dude~
Gender bending, something the Japanese love to do. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was some sort of ecchi game since it says “above 18″ in the game requirements.
Hmmm… that Guan Yu looks hot. But I prefer Kan-U (Ikki Tousen).
HAHAHA, yea, there’s quite a few hot gals there >_>;;;
Well, i kind of guess from the jap writing (i dont understand it, so yea) that the player will be Liu Bei and he is supposed to conquer the whole of China.
Of course, since it is a hentai game, we know how he is going to conquer the world.
=.=
Ahh… two of the topics I’m interested on combine… wowza.
Three Kingdoms era + moe girls == Instawin for me.
BTW, since Huang Zhong’s basically pretty much old, and that female rendition looks like a MILF, I guess that means… oh crap.
/me stops before getting information-overloaded
It’s Japan. They’re well-known for doing the impossible. This also applies to JAVs. It’s(JAVs) the worst porn in the world.
oooo hot mama … i like huang zhong
I remember a conversation I had with a fellow Malaysian anime friend of mine. He mentions about the fact that Kan-U is the great Guan Yu in the ROTK, so it’s slightly amusing and tempting to give thanks and prayers to our Kan-U figure.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA….kan-u.
Ok, i am hideously laughing too hard today. This game really pwns. According to thepaper, he said that this game will be out in january-february. I can’t wait to laugh my head off to see what the hell this is all about.
rofl!!!!
Wait.. I just noticed.
Is it me or the Xiao sisters wearing dog collars (with chains)?
Jan, this looks suspiciously hentai… @_@
it is hentai….but it’s not out yet. I just didn’t add any ermm suggestive pictures >_>;;;
*good thing that the site doesn’t have any*
It in fact has warnings for 18+
that image… the guy with panties.. holy %@#%@$..
By the way, if no one have noticed, I noticed that some of the characters looked some from mahou sensei negima, no accusing, but there is yueeee! and setsuna!
i think i’m still traumatized with that pic.. *smacks impz >:O*
Ironically “Diao Chan” is the Japanese sterotype for homo/gay/girlish male characters.
…….. i told ya it’s gay right.
I was nice enough not to tramatize you all by posting it and hosting the pic. I mean seriously >_>;;;
Huh, izzit, jw? I never knew. >_>
I thought everyone knows? The Japanese sterotype for “macho” characters are the effeminate, yandao kind like most of the recent male leads in FF games or all the various J-pop or J-rock stars like Gackt.
Jan, I thought hentai was a no no, are you tempting me to bust out a hentai banner? XD
Just playing. . yeah, I need to get to work on the new layout.
Let see when this game come out next year… XD
Well, I browse the creator of this game’s website and well…,
at least we’re now quite sure that Guan Yu here is a tsundere!
Nah.. dunno how to make a hyperlink…- -’
WAHAHAHAHA, tsundere!!..
I though that was Zhang Fei.
No?
i dont understand this all!
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