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WAHAHAHA, SIESTA FANS, YOU ARE OWNED! Read that, Louise has gotten Saito’s kiss! Wahahaha, isn’t it sweet that Saito has a closet fetish to flat-chested and tsundere gals? Yes, this is the episode where Louise goes from a shift of “YES, I WANT TO MARRY YOU, WARD-SAMA <3" to a completely sweet "No, I dont want to marry you, you paedophile lolitron!".

Of course, our dear Saito would save our lady from her crisis and collect her actively as the official harem member that would be sealed with a kiss. Yes, in harems, there's an unspoken rule that when a girl kissed the main male lead, they will stay in love with him forever.

Yes, even if he bedded a girl that was the sister of his ex-girlfriend. So cool to have such ~~stupidity~~ dedication to a man, don’t we. I am breaking the mood a little, so rather than having a warped episode summary, I would highlight the major high points of this episode.

GO, SAITO, GO! THE DEFINING SIX STEPS TO A SUPERHERO!

6 rules of how to be a superhero in Zero no Tsukaima

1. Have a glow on your arms. It would be recommended that your girl is held custody by some old paedophile that is hell bent on having some hot nubile loli love. He might be problematic sometimes, since his obsession goes to the extent that marrying her means that he has the ability to own her physically and emotionally. Sick pervert. So, that will increase your meter using godmodding logic and your rune (or something magical) will glow.

2. You then must have a lousy looking sword that looks like total junk. Honestly, it will be even better if it has an annoying voice in which it calls you “Aibo” (partner). Then, for some strange reason, you will suddenly transform your lousy crappy looking sword into a shining piece of ZOMG SWORD!

3. The enemy will definitely have a great shock after seeing you transform into super saiyan mode. Hence, he/she will fire some magical attack at you, thinking that you will be owned easily. Now is the time for the superhero to charm the girls as he blocked the blow and absorbed it into his new ZOMG SWORD!

4. Then, in order not to waste too much time on frame changes, you have to own the bad guy in the next blow. Usually, a non-superhero will charge up like an idiot. Some might hide from behind to backstab you. However, the traditional way of being a hero is to leap in the air and attack. I mean, even though it meant that you cannot evade in mid air and it’s stupid to do so when the opponent is just a few steps away, there is still the need of the image. So yea, endure the stupidity and jump up.

5. Ok, the enemy will be somehow deillusional and not notice that you are in fact the main male lead that is supposed to kick ass. So, in stupidity (wow, and he’s the darn captain of mages), he fires yet another bolt of energy toward the hero. However, the hero will show how godmod is done by cutting through the magical bolt easily.

6. Lastly, before you own the opponent, clearly give a smug and cool face for all the fangirls to enjoy. Traditionally, this is the time where you get the final fantasy victory music with the “You hit the enemy with GODMOD for 4000 damage. The enemy disintegrates”. However, due to cost issues, it is cut short by letting the enemy live.

7. Enjoy the kiss from the tsundere lead.

Hope that all of you grasp that knowledge well. Anyone can be a hero. You can as well!

Call us now at 1800-BE-A-HERO-NOW for consultation on how it can be done.

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