Poor young Louise, she had lost her childhood at such a tender age. Her future had been tainted even before she realised it. She had been brain-controlled by the evil Ward from a very young age.

Woe to LOUISE!!!

A long long time, even before the creation of Dumbiedore land and whatever land that magic works and we do not have the fricking Internet to surf porn, a front runner in the field of paedology had appeared in the whole of ZnT.

He is Ward-san, a secret level 10 lolitron under the document of the paedometer. He had been a forefather in the invention of such a sophiscated equipment and had bestowed to us, the act of a complete lolitron. That sick and disgusting forefather of paedology would do anything to get the cute dere-dere Louise into his harem.

That sick pervert.

We first see Hendrietta’s appearance. Louise asked her why she was alone and I think it was pretty obvious why she came alone. I mean seriously, three is already a crowd in the bedroom (damn, my brain is in the gutter). Well, she asked Louise then for some mission that she could not ask anyone because everyone in the kingdom was blind and could not sense her moe factor. I mean, if you have a princess that is so damn cute, you will do literally anything for her.

So i concluded that all the males in the kingdom except Saito and Ward are in fact gheys or misgnoists.The females are well generally jealous of Hendreitta’s cuteness so she could not turn to them. Eventually, our golden couple decided to accept the mission. Gay guy Guiche (G3) eavesdropped the conversation and his attempt to get Hendrietta into his harem with Monmon was slightly better. You know the change from 0% to 0.0000001%? Yea.

We also noted that Siesta, the hot meido, missed Saito’s hot body in the bath and forgave him. Aww, that flirt Saito had his ways. Also, he found out that he is supposed to be the legendary familiar and the owner has a null element that makes him/her a cute little pink girl eextremely powerful.

The night before, Saito said something to give his sweetheart something to blush about.

“I will protect you!”

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! xD (that’s from me btw, not from Louise)

As our dere-dere heroine and our pervert harem hero walked out of the school (G3 is not considered in the human factor), G3’s equally gay mole wanted to rape Louise because she looks so moe. Luckily (or unluckily), we have the appearance of the legendary lolitron captain of the Griffin squad. That person was Ward and he was the greatest researcher of paedoness ever. Once he came, his victim and favorite victim, Louise, was immediately charmed as he carried her up and said that she was as light as a feather.

Way to go, LOLITRON!

Louise of course, goes all ward-sama and damn you, Saito because the lolitron’s powers cannot be underestimated. They then went to some town together, with the lolitron waiting to prey on Louise. I mean, if you have such a cute little girl totally over you, you will take the first opportunity to get fresh with her. The lolitron’s attempt for world domination (in more ways than one) had started.

Of course, Saito gets pretty jealous because the entrance of the level 10 lolitron meant that he had no chance to impress his Louise. He was seriously pwned on all situations as Louise seemed to have an old-man fetish plus the lolitron had specialized in “loli-altering magic”. Hence, he had worked through Louise’s younger days to make sure that his influence was strong enough.

As they stayed in an inn, they went for dinner and the lolitron wanted to get rid of his nearest competitor, Saito. Hence, the lolitron the lolitron used the excuse of wanting to talk to Louise to rape kiss her. However, she spoke out Saito, spoiling the whole mood. Good for Saito though, who had used telekinsis to force Louise into it. At the end of the episode, the lolifiend pwned Saito so hard that Saito gets mad. Rawr!

Ending notes

How to kiss a girl

1. Make sure your name is not Guiche

2. Hit on loli-looking characters. They tend to want more love.

3. Make sure you have loliquestic eyes that can charm lolis

4. Do not kiss them the first time you meet them.

That’s it!

P/S I hate Ward.

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