Do you not love such a cute character above when she looks at you with such a lonely, teary look?

Your willpower must be made of iron steel if you can resist her attempts to bring you onto the bed. That is the strange infliction of immunity and sudden righteousness of harem males. I mean, you see Saito being completely pervie most of the times. However, when the girl throws herself on him, he evades it.

What the hell!

I mean, if it’s me, i will happily fall into temptation with Louise and her…Never mind, this is sounding wrong once again from a maligned person like me who is called a lolicon when I am clearly not one. Yes, that’s right, I AM NOT A LOLICON!

This series is getting so good that it will not serve justice if I wrote just a parody of it. The moe Louise was incredibly cute, and I kept replaying the scenes where she was flirting so much with Saito. It was just so cute to see her showering Saito with all the love that she got and we all knew that she already felt that liking for Saito, even without the love potion.

Anyway, i will go with a part-parody, part-story flow…Ermm…Whatever, i will just write random rubbish until I get to the end of the whole summary. Read it for some reason. I think. Yea, reading it is fun, I promise (or not).

Parody summary

As we have known for the past episodes, Saito is busy trying to keep his harem intact and has in fact snagged the babelicious Meido Siesta in a hot lovey dovey tub the last episode. He also had Louise around his fingers by making her jealous. In this episode, we see the effects of the love potion, with Louise completely falling in love and enamouring over him. In fact, Louise did not suffer from the love potion but was faking it.

She knew that Saito was trying to build his harem but she had other ideas. She wanted to just have a happy threesome with Saito and Hendrietta. She did not like Siesta because she had a hate-hate relationship with Meidos, especially when her last maid kept taunting her about her flat boobs. Hence, she was busy dealing with her temptation of Saito, especially since she had a legitimate reason to flirt with him openly.

Remember that she is a noble and cannot show affection to a “commoner” like Saito. Of course, we already knew earlier on that Louise had the hots on him. Which girl would allow a guy to wash her panties all the time, if not to tempt him?

Tsk tsk tsk, Louise. You are smart. Saito of course was tricked and promised to return Louise to her normal mode.

We then saw Louise using her newfound freedom in dispelling the harem of Saito by flirting with Saito completely when Siesta was around. Of course, Siesta knew she was beaten even though she had a much hotter body than Louise. She was but a commoner as she walked away in anger. She then revealed an important fact. She was going to be in Louise’s harem because Saito was not hot enough told Saito that making a love potion was a criminal crime.

Whoever made a love potion and was caught will be forced to spend three nights with Tenma and the disgusting loli incest couple from Shakugan no shana. Trust me, Tenma is more scary.

The scene changed as we see Saito being manipulated by the intelligent Louise. I mean, she’s a damn wizard. We all know in D20 rules that wizards need at least 15 intelligence to get that 10% increase in experience points. On the other hand, familiars other than owls tended to be stupid and easily manipulated by masters, so Saito was hunting Mon mon and the gay guy Guiche (omg, alliteration!). Gay guy Guiche will be called G3 from now on.

He wanted them to remove the love potion and Mon mon was threatened by Saito to hunt it down as soon as possible. They then decided to go off to search for some tears (who is probably some pee eventually) and Saito was planning from within to steal the hot blonde noble in the trip. I mean, her suitor was a weak noble that got pwned by him. It’s perfect.

As Saito returned, Louise made the suitable preparations to give Saito a love bite and then sleep. She was of course faking her sleep but made herself look darn hot while sleeping. The next day, they visited the lake of something that has a water fairy with a flooding fetish. Either that, or the water fairy likes to play water gate ball with the doors of the houses as gates for the giant balls she used for the game. Let’s not mention that she is in a bad mood because the last magician that played with her screwed her up, thrashing her 13-0.

After the water fairy was called out by Mon mon, she said something about being angry (you know, the magician that thrashed her silly) and she lied that some magicians had been incuring her wrath. I swore that she was stuttering while telling that lie. Of course, with the combined intelligence of IQ 190 from the three members (I am not adding the 150 intelligence of Louise because she is acting moe to make Saito shower attention on her), they could not tell the difference of the lie.

They then waited until night time to ambush the two magicians that were about to destroy the water fairy. The two magicians were in fact Kirche and Yuki Nagato Tabitha on a hot yuri date while doing some lame mission. Of course, Saito and that G3 charged out to attack the couple and of course the hot yuri couple owned them so hard and they were about to kill them for interrupting their hot love until Mon mon and Louise (who realised that her love is in danger) shouted out the name of Saito. With that, they found out and Saito promised the water fairy that he would help retreieve the item and as a special bonus, owned the magician 14-0 in water gateball to avenge her.

Back to the academy, Louise got bored of being a damsel in love and started a S&M session with Saito. Hendrietta came over to have a nice threesome. We then see scenes of villans that i could care less.

The end.

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