P/s The views of this warped writer is completely fictional and has well nothing to do with the series. Even though it might sound so real that it should be accepted as the true fact, it is false. Please remember that well. Thanks.

“But Saito-san is not the type that will do something perverted” - Siesta.

Wow, if some hot gal is stripping in front of me and telling me that, I will go insane. Like insane.

Greatest understatement of the year in the world of anime. Man, I sometimes wish I am Saito. Having a hot meido gal, a feisty master who is cute, an extremely cute princess and a big chested redneck that cannot wait to bury your head on her valleys. I mean seriously, what has Saito have to complain about? Every single gal wants to have him and the fact that he has all the time to touch Louise’s boobs (yea, she is flat) makes me feel like killing him.

You know, i wish he appreciates it more. In fact, I bet he is appreciating the fact that he is able to go on a horseride so often with Louise. I mean, it is like a free ride (pun intended). Btw, Mr. Admin might do a proper review for this ZnT by editting in this post, so if you cannot stand the stupidity here (which begs the question, why the hell are you watching ZnT?), you can wait for him.

Cynical and politically-incorrect comments to prove that Saito was planning for this coming right up!

Evidence 1

Please examine the facts in this series of pictures. Do you see the cheeky smile, the delightful craziness when he was grabbing her chest with great happiness? Do you see the blushing of the cheeks when he said that Louise’s chest was flat, so he has full right to touch it no matter what? It makes no difference, not because it is non-existent, but the fact that it is his supreme right to acheive such feats!

Louise, due to the fact that she was still considered to be a noble, had to hit him to show some honor. I mean, if you have completely no one in the area, she would probably continue to enjoy it. However, the fact that there was a carriage there meant that she has to show her prowess as a noble. Quite a pity for Saito, who has to act victimized and all. He also did enough to tease Louise so that she got all jealous of him. He was a clear tactician in the making and to control all the gals with the tip of his palm!

However, all good harem males have the following qualities. They are generally having problems getting themselves off the hook, either with their heads on the boobs of the girls, touching them everywhere and being attacked but never dying from it. So Saito is great. He can’t die even after being dropped off a horse. In fact, he does not even have injuries. Now, how cool is that!

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Evidence 2

Look at the amount of preparation created by the harem male Saito. Firstly, he is already ready to make some hot lovey dovey bathtub. The lie was that he wanted to have it so that he has a bathtub in the traditional japanese way. However, as educated and refined anime viewers of ZnT, we know that Saito is not dumb. He had already analyzed his choices and has noticed that Siesta would definitely pass by in the night.

In fact, he had also laid out plans with Kirche, as he knew that the redneck was completely beswotted with his awesomeness as the only decent harem male lead in the anime. I mean, just look at Guiche. He fails. Or the Dumbiedore fake. So Kirche seriously has very little choice. Oh yes, we also know too little of the mystery man in episode 7 so there was really no one to really choose other than Saito. See Saito’s devious plan to plant himself in a place devoid of proper men!

Of course, he had also controlled Louise. By suddenly leaving in the night, he knew for sure that Louise would try to find him to give some nice S&M love to him. So he had made sure that there was great jealousy, which meant that all the gals would try even harder to impress him more!

Just a point of note. While Saito was collecting the harem, Yuki Nagato Tabitha or Charlotte (her real royal name) was starting to collect her own Shoujo-Ai harem. Saito had a quiet competitor who was working under the scenes! They did reveal some sad facts about Tabitha, but i mean, who cares right? We want more love love!

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Evidence 3

From the first picture, I quoted the line.

“No one is around and it’s dark here, so it should be fine.” - Siesta.

I wondered what they would do, really, taking this out of context. It sounded suggestive. Or was that my mind was completely polluted in the first place?

If that was not a blatant attempt of foresight that Saito waited til it was dark before poaching the hotest Meido to ever arrive in anime, I could not do of anything else. The fact that he used his hot, macho body to tempt the Meido to bathe with him was a great tactic on his part. He had ambushed the meido, since he had observed that she had always passed by at this certain time. He knew that Siesta had a strong curiousity, as he waited patiently, like how a hunter waited for his prey.

As the prey approached, he hid until the prey came before scaring her, conveniently staining her shirt so that she can conveniently accept the offer to bathe with him. He was a devious man, i tell you. Saito was in fact a womanizer that knew no bounds! He knew that Siesta had the hots for him. Louise was inherently jealous as usual. Kirche can’t wait to throw herself at him. However, he knew that Tabitha would be a tough nut to crack so he was using Kirche as a spy in the mansion and trying to use Kirche effectively to tempt Tabitha to his side.

Saito was devious. Devious!!!

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Evidence 4

See the logic of the open bathtub. With the open bathtub, that meant that if Siesta wanted to go in or leave the bathtub, she had to stand up, reveal her babelicious body before being able to step out. Saito was smart because he knew that his charm was way too great for Siesta to stand. The fact that he had made it known that Louise was all jealous on him and in close proximity meant that Siesta had to do some tempting with her body to get Saito.

Saito, knowing psychology well, had used this to his fullest advantage, allowing himself to see the omg body of Siesta in the nude so many times. He could then count on Louise to hunt him down as he did not even need to track her movements. He was sure that Louise would see the two of them and it would definitely make her jealous. All part of his plans. Remember that.

When he came back, we had a seriously jealous Louise, after having a potion made and drunk accidently, trying to charm Saito. Even though his plans were slightly affected, it was only for the better as Louise went all emo on him. He had literally captured the three hot ladies in an episode.

Conclusion: Saito is a freaking womanizer. Nuff said.

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