I would. Seriously, which idiot would not KISS hendrietta’s lips. Other than the possibility that the person is insane, crazy or ridiculously stupid, there is no chance in hell that any guy would resist kissing the princess. Saito just did the most human thing ever alive in his entire life to kiss Hendrietta. I salute you, my man, for finally doing what most harem guys dare not do, kiss the girl with passion and guts!

Go Saito go! Just for the kiss, I give you five brownie points. You are still a wuss but meh, it’s better to at least get a few points, no?

Now onto the episode summary proper! When i mean episode summary, I do mean the summary where the story was so warped that it has absolutely nothing to do with the story plot. In simple terms, this is a parody created by me, the warped tsuruya fan! If you can catch all the parodies that I included in this review, you rock!

Saito, after finding the baseball bat for the princess had great things installed for the princess. However, the princess, knowing that her lesbian mate close friend, Louise, is secretly in love with Saito, tried to use the opportunity of thanking the two of them to plant the seeds of jealousy into her friend. As Saito and Louise came to get their prize, which was in fact a melon-pan endorsed by Shana and a smoked cheese specially made by Tsuruya (affectionally called Lol-tan by some of the writers in the palace), one of the chief cooks of the palace.

However, as Saito came over innocently to kiss her on the cheeks, Hendrietta used her gate powers, “Attraction”, in which to force Saito toward her and they went on a hot kiss. Usually, Hendrietta’s ninja skills of leeching off the blood of her opponent after a kiss and an embrace would be in effect but she knew that Saito had the spirit of Berserker in his heart and there was the reason why he could get bashed up so badly and always survive. That of course made Louise very angry, as she wanted to kiss Saito instead.

With the legimitate reason to “punish” the two of them as she was forcefully kissed (supposedly), she then ordered them to go to the french town of Le Havre to cosplay a waitress and a cleaning hand. Of course, Hendrietta had placed agents in the place, including a gay man that would make Saito repulsive, so that they had more chances of hot love love. However, Hendrietta, with her extremely good planning skills that she had learned from Tessa, also added some bite as she asked Jessica, an important girl that had big breasts to be there, in order to make sure that Louise would be as jealous as she could be.

With Louise’s character, Hendrietta had to tell them that they were in fact on a mission to hunt down some corrupted noble that had been abusing his power. She had actually withdrawn a lot of money from her bosom friend, Tazusa the billion dollar lady but was trying to give as little as possible so that Louise would somehow gamble the money away with her naive behavior and had to be forced to go to the inn that was designated for them to share a room together in love.

It was then that Gay no 1 that probably loved collecting Stud cards and making nice dresses for dolls came out, getting the two to come to his inn for free. Louise was then forced to wear a waitress uniform because Hendrietta had gathered information from the Black Wolf gang that Saito loved Meido dresses. There, Louise was forced to swallow her pride as a noble for the mission, not knowing that her friend had set her up for Gotcha!

It was then that Louise was forced to serve the customers, where the voyeuristic abilities of the Hit squad came into power as they filmed every single part about Louise’s serving and her mishappenings in the process. There was also a psuedo competition of tipping, where the girl with the greatest amount of tips after the week would earn herself the great bodice. Of course, we already know that the whole campaign was rigged, with the money borrowed from Tazuma.

Louise, however, was seeting with fury. She had gone around hitting the customers after her jealousy meter went up the peak. Jessica also did her best ability to tempt Saito with her juggling breasts and it was definitely a weakness that Saito could not resist as he was happily talking with the girl. With that, Louise threw the great metal bottle which was in fact a deflatable Gondola that was used for special ops.

When Saito woke up, he found Jessica climbing onto his bed, ready to seduce him by putting his hands on her zomg cleavage. He was starting to blush and Hendrietta knew that the choice of Jessica was definitely a good one as Louise came in all firing, dragging Saito away.

Louise was then annoyed by Jessica, as Jessica mentioned about Louise’s flat chest and Louise was even more angry, as she tried to prove her pedigree at serving the customers. It was actually yet another plan by Hendrietta because she knew that Saito had a closet fetish when it came to waitresses serving things. It was definitely going well, as the two were engaging in vicious fights. There was a chinese saying that “if there is no fight, there is no love.”

A noble came in and was teasing Louise once again about her small chest. She could not stand it anymore, as the noble was just as lecherous as the guy in Tonagura as Louise flared out with her brand of explosive magic (I am surprised she did not hurt herself). With that, the mission ended of sorts, with Louise earning herself the powerful bodice in order to charm Saito into submission. As we can see, Saito had fallen into the +7 to charisma coat.

With that, the episode ended happily, with Hendrietta’s plan to get the two together coming closer to reality!

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