I was suddenly thinking of some really random thoughts recently. Probably, it was because of the fact that I am getting too much dosage of watching anime of different genres. Hmm, curious.

What if…

What if…

Kyon is God? Haruhi is actually a cookie monster! Yuki is a loli that is attempting to use words to seduce itsuki! Mikuru is in fact the ugliest thing alive in the future….(that’s blasphemy!)

@_@ (*thoughts lost in transition)

Ooops, wrong wrong!! I actually wanted to talk about another topic but the idea of haruhi was too much in me. The thing is that what if I am actually the male lead of a new harem anime? Given the choice that most harem have around 6 female characters, who would i choose to be in there. After careful thought and group dynamics for interesting encounters, i decided to have this!

1. Shana from Shakugan no Shana

She’s spunky and she is so so so cute when she say “Uresai uresai uresai”..Honestly, which guy wouldn’t want a cute gal such as her who is very innocent and will be totally devoted to you once she falls in love with you? (I saw all u hands up…*cough*). Yea, the thing is that if ever i am in deep trouble after anatagoizing yet another scenario where an ecchi scene occurs (i mean harem shows always have ermm such things?), shana can protect me from those evil stuff, as long as she is not busy whacking my head with her kendo stick T_T.

Oh yea, she’s easy to bribe with good melon bread. At least she’s not like “i want a freaky 100 carat diamond for my blah blah “i feel like a whiny gf so i want more gifts from you or else go shoo off”. Nod nod. Melon bread is cheaper >_>;;;

2. Saber from Fate stay night

She’s more silent and mature, with the extremely cute facial expressions as i give her a lion plushie treatment. The fact that i have two uber fighting genius in my harem meant that if ever one of them turns all vicious Wataganshi (think higurashi no naku ko), the other one can protect me from the crazy biatch. The fact that saber is sexy rocks too.

Damn, they got to have a FSN alternative where Saber is in a high school setting and that shiroi should just die for being a totally weak lame….ermm never mind. The fact that she doesn’t really eat that much other than rice means that she is an easy upkeep, with tons of lion stuff to make her happy ^_^

3. Midori from Midori no hibi

Yes, how can we not have a uber cute to the fact that all your teeth will be broken off due to extreme cuteness midori..Hohoh, yes, yes. Other than the fact that midori is cute, she is good at all sorts of household chores like cooking, sewing and all that crap. She’s rich too and she probably will be really pleasant and all cute like, with total devotion.

Only a dork will miss her out in any harem. Oh yea, her little shy moments help too and she’s also…ermm rich? Like filthy rich.

4. Asa from Shuffle!

Ermm, i dont know, but i just like Asa. Her activeness and all that. Ermm, i told you i have no idea why she’s in, other than the fact she’s cute, she’s capable, she’s knowledgable, and hell, she’s hot. The fact that she’s always so energetic is good, even though she will be easily sick troubles me a little. But yea @_@;;;

Nod nod, if i have a harem like that fricking lucky guy in Shuffle!, i would be so darn happy T_T;; Oh yea, Asa can exchange roles with Midori every day. One person can cook while the other rests so i will always have good food, which is a must ^_^

5. Yumi from Maria-sama ga miteru

I have a guilty indulgence whenever she is on maria-sama (i can’t wait for the OVAs). She will always do some really stupid thing with some really stupid face, but for now, she’s really amusing just to be there. She is resourceful and sometimes need a helping hand from others, so *cough I can give her comfort cough*…>_> (ok, that sounded so wrong it’s wrong)

Anyway, yea, She is also a common face compared to most of the extremely wow wow of my harem, so yea To add some interesting parts on this warped impzie harem.

6. Shuurei from Saiunkoku Monotagori

The main reason why i am watching this anime, other than the historical setting, is probably her. She’s just one of the cutest and unique characters that I have ever seen for an anime. At least, she doesn’t fit in the stereotype of a ditsy damsel in distress role. In fact, she’s smart and she’s a quick thinker. hohohoh, and she’s good at earning money too

Yea, there you have it, Jan’s proposed idea of a harem. Even though i got a feeling that there should be noticable mentions about others that i am thinking in this harem. They include.

1. Haruhi from Haruhi Suzumiya (if only for insanity in an amusing created harem anime)

2. Mion and Shion from Higurashi no Naku Ko (who doesn’t want hot twins in a harem anime <_<)

3. Yuki Nagato from Haruhi Suzumiya (her 133t skills in anything can save me from trouble...But i will be flabbergasted to think of anything to talk to her >_>)

YAY!….whatcha think

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